I just can't

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I can't see the transition vp!
Please help me see it. Please!

Where is my water/steel piranha?Where?

>>29249792
Exactly!

I knew I wasn't alone!

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>>29249736
Look at the beak. It gets longer with more colors as it evolves.

Look at the hair. It gets slicked back further and further each evo.

Look at your dick. It gets withered as the years of neglect go by.

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I can't see the transition vp!
Please help me see it. Please!

Where is my flying/dark hawk? Where?

>>29249950
>whispering: anon dark didn't exist in gen1
>also what hawk? That's a piss angry sparrow. It just want to peck your ass to oblivion.

>>29249792
Both are predators that love blood

Now tell me what a woodpecker and a toucan have in common apart from being birds

>>29250913
sub families

>>29249925
My dick is not neglected. Your mom is very thorough.
Tell her I said hi and to not be late on Friday.

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>>29249792
>Sucking corporation dick this hard
>Being a cuck

>>29249925
Bugers almost came out that last comment

>>29250941
>sub families
You mean sub order. They are from different families

This middle evo is one of the only in all of Pokemon that actually forms a smooth transition between disparate 1st and 3rd stages. What are you complaining about, exactly?

They literally took 2 different concepts and said : hmm 2 different concepts, we can't do shit with them let's make a generic mon that shares traces of both as a bridge and let's hope they buy/like it.

That's lame.

Would you say you've lost your ability toucan?

>>29249736
There aren't even visual motifs that carry over like every single other Pokemon line ever besides Octillery
It's just suddenly my mom's toucan

>>29249736
Are you actually blind? This is one of the best 3-stage transitions there is. Each element transitions by just the right amount each time.

>>29251311
Even octilery carries over the artillery concept. Goes from a hand gun shaped fish to a cannon like octopus.

What is toucan carrying over from woodpecker? The ability to fly?

>>29249736
Look at the beak you retard.

Also looks good. I'll be buying S/M, and I skipped black and whites because they were shitty as fuck.

>>29249950
I expected Fearow to be ground/flying but I guess we can't even have that to make it unique

>>29249792
Are you retarded?

>>29251394
From what to what dude?
I'm not saying there is not a bridge.
What I the theme of this line?
It goes from oh a woodpecker with a mighty beak that can be used to shoot seeds etc to oh look I have a colorful beak. It's like pikipeks beak had a hard on. Oh it carries the concept of erection!

he's obviously a grower

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>caring about the obligatory bird shitmon

>>29251311

>There aren't even visual motifs that carry over

Look at the beak, specifically the bands of color.

>>29251666
>Shitmon
Skill Link
Probably fast and not weak shit like Cloyster and Shitirno
Furry Peck, Bullet Seed, and print a flying type multi hit move

Yeah I doubt is that bad

>>29251666
>talonflame and staraptor say hi

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>woodpeckers have strong beaks meant for drilling into wood
>toucans have weak-ass, literally hollow beaks where the primary purpose is thermoregulation and being a colorful piece of shit

so does the final evo lose a bunch of its attack stat?

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>>29251666
>shitmon
>pikipek's stats as a base mon

>>29251666
dumb anime poster

>>29251687
Yeah it goes from black -> grey to
black->red->orange to
black->red->orange->yellow.

Where did the grey go?

It even losses the red crest which moves to his ass.

The middle evo looks like it has deliberately traces of both instead of its own position in the family line.
Like they couldn't smoothly move from pikipek to toucan and the made something that failed.

And it's even worse.
The middle evo looks like a stork or a crested stork.

That's 3 different concepts in one family line.

The fucked up.

>>29251789
>35/75/30/30/30/65
>60/100/50/50/50/80
>85/130/65/65/56/100
>Poor Man's Staraptor without CC/BB

>>29250985
... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its corpus. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.