Fuck this board

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I fucking hate this board so fucking much. All you bitches do all day long is moan about your faggot Japanese anime kids game.
You all fucking cry day after day because gamefreak didn't edgify a certain Pokémon or its design made you slam your cheeto-dust coated fist off your moms dressing table.
You could make Mr Rogers want to slit his wrists with your incessant criticism of every fucking pixel on the screen.
You're not even putting forward fair points, you're angry because what? There aren't enough Pokémon this gen? You don't like the designs? There's hints on the screen? Would you be happy if Gamefreak came out with 1000 new mons all designed by Jesus himself, with the difficult level of Ninja Gaiden?
No, of course you cunts wouldn't because the dog with a mullet is pandering to furries or some petty shit like that.
I was excited for gen 6, and I fucking enjoyed it. So when I came back after having fun with a franchise I love to see some shitehawk complain that your companions were friendly and instead of muh edgy Silver alter-ego 0w0 was fucking infuriating. You actually make yourselves hate Pokémon cos you never give the franchise a chance. You don't play it for what it is. A kids game, where you make friends with your Pokémon and catch them all. Instead you play it as if it's fucking EVE online and cry when it doesn't meet up to your ridiculous standards.
So yeah, I'm going to play the shit out these games for with the same optimism I had when they were announced and I'm going to love them like I have since Red and Blue. And when I come back in January when you are all complaining that Hala didn't give you a lapdance in the credits, I'm going to laugh at your stupid fucking fat rolled, pessimistic autistic echo chamber threads.

Enjoy

>inb4: u mad