Why?

>>29239244
Just reset for a female or pick a different starter if you have a problem with it.

>But I shouldn't have to!

But you should, gamefreak doesn't have to cater to you and your tastes.

I can be okay with it because I can understand not every Pokemon design is meant to appeal to me. Regardless of how successful this may be at pandering to the chosen demographic which is probably not waifu furfags by the way.

>>29239244
I'm an ugly tranny slut and I take offense to this post.

yes you should

>>29239244
Fuck you she is a BEAUTIFUL tranny slut

>>29239244
Are you triggered, anon?

>>29239244
Because if the starter ratio of 7:1 male's supposed to be taken as a design point.
Expect a feminine starter every two or three gens, one of every 8.
Delphox, This, and maybe Meganium.
At worst, we got our third a generation early.

>>29239244

Good b8.

>>29239281
You don't get it, I have a LIVING DEX.To keep it up to date, I have to CATCH THAT... thing... I don't want that thing, or its line, anywhere NEAR me, let alone in my PC box.
>>29239349
No, anon. HE isn't.
>>29239375
Yes, very. I don't care about Robinroot, that's ok, I guess, that whole line is Meh to me, so whatevs. I'm disappointed in the Luchfag, but I'll get over it, and still end up liking him, eventually. This? No, I CAN NOT, and WILL NOT have anything to do with this.

>>29239568
But would you... ya know... ?

>>29239244
i agree shes bad on neckbeards like her

>>29239302
This. A hundred times this.

Poppmaid's not my style. But what the fuck ever, it's design makes coherent sense.. a mermaid and a seal have similar enough body structures, and they mix a little idolshit in with it. It works.

I dare say, this is probably the best way TO do a mermaid pokemon. The only thing I really question is whether it should be a starter, but again.. what the fuck ever.

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>>29239244
>Pokemon come in both genders
>Have several dual sexed starters who have beards no matter which sex
>Have two manly seal lines
>Everyone flips their shit over ballerina seal

You are the the dumb, ass backwards people who make cunty feminists look sane. Stop that. Just not like it and move on, jesus christ.

>great design
>biggest fuck you
Yeah they sure showed me

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>>29239244
i think its because water starter fags are upset they didn't get a masculine or "cool" water starter 7 gens in a row

when you think about it the past 6 starters look male with out forcing them to look female

>>29239807
Eh, I kinda feel milotic was the better way to do a mermaid Pokemon. But this is still fine and an interesting connection made. It'd just not going to be my favorite next to an owl archer or litten3's huge, distinctive personality that comes through even in its still shot we've seen.

>>29239244
Hahaha sucks for you. I love this Pokemon.

>>29239244
I'm not ok with it but it's official. Nothing we can do about, in the words of a wise woman of our times "I want to forgive you and I want to forget you"

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>>29239302
>which is probably not waifu furfags by the way.

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>>29239887
>milotic
>mermaid

>>29240025
Well it isn't, it's obviously for little girls. Try not to be jaded

>>29240025
It seems like the more logical conclusion would be that, instead of assuming Gamefreak made a starter for fetishists to jack off over, they made a starter to explicitly appeal to little girls.

>>29239568
>he

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>>29239863
Every one of these could be male or female

Poppmaid's design is female, end of story

>>29240025
You really think that they didn't make the girly completely flat and curveless idol mermaid, devoid of any human sexual features, for little girls, BUT INSTEAD made it to specifically pander to an extremely small group of social outcasts, the likes of which would bring about a highly taboo and negative association with themselves? You really think this, anon?

>>29240217
>The emperor and sea lion with a mustache and beard totally look like girls, guys!

>>29240217
>samurott
>female
eeeeeh

>>29240217
Empoleon and Samurott are masculine designs. Popmaid is a feminine design. I see nothing wrong with it.
But you're shitposting anyway, so have another (You)

>>29240266
Yes empoleon can be either, nothing about it's design screams male
>>29240289
Samurott is the only one that looks more male

>>29240217
All of them look more masculine tho. Empoleon is a king for fuck's sake. But hwaaaaaah, we didn't get a starter that appeals specifically to my tastes!

I like the design. It's like using a female Machamp or male Gardevoir, makes no difference to me.

>>29240362
>Nothing about it's design screams male

Then nothing about Poppmaid's design screams female either.

>>29239568
how can you live being so autistic? or do you perhaps have downs?

>>29240362
So we agree that Samurott looks male? That's good. Now we can put this nonsense to rest, not all starters need to be gender neutral

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>>29239244
Stay salty. I'm happy with what we got, been believing all these months and it pays off whenever I see a thread like this.

>>29240493
It's probably Hazel, I can't imagine anyone else being that autistic

>>29240266
Samurai Otter.

>>29239244
>biggest fuck you
>not traded Haunter holding an Everstone
>not the shitty, underdeveloped Kalos region
>not fucking Alolan Persian

>>29240217
Ninjai, samurai, and emperors literally can't be females, though

>>29240217
I accept the fact that in a hypocrite because I know none of these look like they could be females and yet they are but there's just something about the mermaid I don't like and it's not it being girly because fruit queen is a bad bitch on my team

>>29239244
Trannies are mentally ill animals who need to be gassed.

>>29240809
google kunoichi and onna-bugeisha. onlyemperors can't be female.

>>29240362
Delusional

>>29240889
Baras cant be female and thats 4/6 of them

>>29240880
Let's not go that far
You should definitely use "that" instead of "who"

>>29239244
50% of vaguely anthropomorphic pokemon are ugly tranny sluts

>>29239568
You've lost already, venusaurfag.

>>29240906
i'm with you on this, i like the feminine design of poppmaid and have nothing against it, was just pointing out a historical inaccuracy in the other anon's post.

>>29240231
You can't expect rational thought from people who are constantly wringing their hands over the furry boogeyman.

>>29239244
>Implying you wouldnt rub your 5 inches sissyboi penis all over her had you the chance

/vp/ would you fuck a dolphin

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>>29240880
>>29240928

No offense but how to people like you function in the real world.

I guess it's only fair. Grass types had Meganium, Fire types have Delphox. Now we have this.

>>29239244
I'm just glad the porn will continue.

>>29239244
>this autistic over a single byte

Fucking /pol/ man

>>29239244
If it has Aurora Veil as signature move I would make it a tanky mermaid

>>29239852
Kill yourself son of a bitch.

>>29241460
I thought Meganium was alright, even back when I was a wee lad playing Gold.
Delphox is just unfortunate, the 3D model is horrendous but it looks great in 2D.

>>29239852
>that thing
>great design

wew

>Poppmaid is wrong because possibly male starter
>Luchalitten is ok? despite possibly female starter

what?

>>29239903
>Look mom, I love shit.

>>29239244
DO WE KNOW THE TYPING ON THIS THING, YET?

MONO WATER OR WATER/FAIRY?

>>29240266
>that penguin with the maid outfit is sure masculine!

>>29241460
>A flower dinosaur
>A mage
>A mermaid

Only one of these things is exclusively female

>>29240536
Fuck off nigger.

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>>29239244
>Literally the biggest FUCK (YOU) GF has EVER thrown our way

>>29239244
>denialfag tears
Delicious. We knew about this design for like 2 months now and everybody loves Poppmaid.
>muh 87.5%
Yeah yeah, we've been over this meme last gen.

>>29242225

Stay mad, faggot.

>>29239244
Come on. There have been starters a lot worse.

>>29242197

Whoa, strong rebuttal there.

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>>29242300

You a 200% mad Nigger.
Straight Crack fiending nigger.
Go Back to the Hood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug

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>>29242225
>WAHHHH! People like what I don't like!

>>29242209
The odds of Luchalitten being female are much lower.
>>29242278
You can't deny Delphox looks feminine.

>>29242846
no they aren't you idiot, it's the same 12,5% chance