Fuck
Great more waifu pokemon
Lmao
>>29215508
No es reel
>>29215508
MUH DICK
>>29215527
lol
>>29215508
f a k e
a
k
e
>>29215508
I....wat?
>>29215508
I need context for this masterpiece.
DOO WOP WOP WOP DOO WOP
>>29215508
What?
Pretty boys
>>29215548
mODS
PLEASE tell me this is fake.
>another waifumon
OH COME ON
IS THAT REAL?!? WTF
>>29215508
H-hot
O////O
>>29215561
frig forgot picture
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GREAT
>>29215577
Now they're retooling old non specific Pokemon into waifus. When will it end Gamefreak?
>>29215508
It's adorable.
I cant believe this shit...
aaaand dropped.
I will not play a game with this thing in it.
>no image matches
>>29215508
I kek'd
>here's the proof dummies
https://twitter.com/ruiisuD/status/788211743201734657
pretty sure this is just dugtrio with wigs
Pamela Anderson, Harpo Marx, and Donald Trump (again). Great.
literally hansen
>>29215508
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AHAHAHAHA.
https://twitter.com/ruiisud/status/788211743201734657 Video proof
>>29215508
what the fuck typing would this even be?
???
wtf i love dugtrio now
>>29215527
Hahah
>>29215508
>>29215641
>Being mad at a comedymon
>>29215508
DARK OR ICE TYPE?!!
IS SHE DRAGON TYPE???
>>29215712
Ground/Fairy
>>29215704
I have several questions.
I love it
they didn't reveal this in any trailer because it's so fucking retarded.
>>29215679
What the fuck.
>>29215679
Holy fuck
>>29215508
Ah, ah, aaah.
No siree bob.
That'ssnotit!
>>29215679
What
>>29215712
Fug
beach boys
haven't people already finished the demo desu?
why is it only this guy who's seeing it
>>29215704
holy shit, the pokefinder zoom makes it even funnier.
they have surfer dude haircuts
This is honestly so fucking blueberry fucktarded that it's actually amazing
>>29215704
>>29215693
>Donald Trump is digging some Tunnels so Rattatas can enter
Based
>>29215508
Please tell me it's real. Super effective kek.
MAKE ALOLA GREAT AGAIN
>>29215508
>>29215679
BAKANA!
>>29215704
MASAKA!!
>>29215679
Oh
But why tho
>>29215704
>>29215679
WHAT THE FUCK
>>29215792
How can someone fake a video you cuck?
>>29215508
>not Electric/Flying-type
>>29215795
Dudetrio
Jesus fucking Christ, I love it.
It's like a boy band or the Brady bunch or something.
>>29215679
>https://twitter.com/ruiisuD/status/788211743201734657
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
I hope it's just a goof that they put in the demo
It's so bad, it's funny. I might actually like it.
>>29215508
>the only thing different is the fact that they have blonde wigs
>people legit believe they're alolan forms
It's called a gag, you dumb fucks.
Nigga got that loreal hair.
>>29215777
Now I fucking hate this thing. Fuck the Nosirs
>>29215508
WHY
>>29215704
>they keep tossing the hair out of their eyes
C U T E
>>29215508
THIS BETTER NOT BE REAL
>>29215508
Please tell me they're just wearing wigs...
>>29215508
>>29215679
>https://twitter.com/ruiisuD/status/788211743201734657
I love it. Its real.
Someone who has the demo: CHECK.
VIDEO PROOF
https://twitter.com/ruiisuD/status/788211743201734657
VIDEO PROOF
I'm dying
That's like the laziest Alolan form ever? Slap a fucking wig on Dugtrio. What the fuck are they smoking.
>>29215679
>>29215704
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>29215679
>https://twitter.com/ruiisuD/status/788211743201734657
N-NANI?
>Dugtrio uses Loreal
>It's super effective!
>>29215508
its literally that screenshot that floated around a month ago, with a edited dugtrio photoshopped onto it..
HAHAHAA
https://twitter.com/ruiisud/status/788211743201734657
VIDEO PROOF
My mind has prolapsed.
It reminds me of a boyband.
I'm pretty sure it's a dumb gag
if it isn't, it's definitely going on my team
>>29215679
spook spotted
Might just be a joke, who knows we might get tons of jokemons in the picture segments, or maybe it's just a demo easter egg
On the other hand if this is Alolan Dugtrio it's be hilarious
this is so great, holy shit
WOT
>>29215508
Lmao why. A fucking wig.
Good job, G
>>29215603
MMMM BOP
>>29215848
Okay, but how funny would it be?And have we seen a normal Dugtrio yet?
>getting excited from mop top hair flipping dugtrio
Gamefreak you're hilarious
>>29215891
Check the video.
>>29215891
It's literally confirmed from a twitter video link in the thread.
My actual fucking sides, holy shit.
>not being flying type
>not riding on a cloud where the dirt clumps would be on a regular Diglett
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>29215891
>https://twitter.com/ruiisuD/status/788211743201734657
<Kaphotics> it's real
<Kaphotics> not encounterable
>>29215679
>>29215508
I know this isn't an actual alolan form but hope they pull more joking stuff like this in the full game when using pokefinder. Make it a rare random occurrence or something so it gives us good laugh here and there.
Theres literally video of the damn thing. ITS REAL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
>>29215921
A-ANON? ANOOON. HE WAS SNIPED BY GF'S MAFIAS.
>>29215925
>And have we seen a normal Dugtrio yet?
nope
Kaphotics confirmed Alolan Golem exists as well
holy shit this is real
I am cracking the fuck up right now.
LITERALLY MY MOM'S WIGS
I hate to be that guy, butI'm naming it Funny Valentine
>>29215679
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29215953
this
That is fucking amazing. I definitely did not expect this game to make me give a shit about dugtrio.
>>29215508
thanks for make me smile i needed it.
>>29215508
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Is this literally the best pokemon ever?
Looks like the band Hanson.
I am going to name mine
MmmmmmmBop.
Dude are they even serious with this Alolan form stuff?
>>29215508
>https://twitter.com/ruiisuD/status/788211743201734657
WOW THIS SHIT MADE ME LOL
>inb4 naming it beach boys
>>29215866
Name of this anime?
THE CALIFORNIANS
>>29215963
Wait. It can't be.BUT IF IT IS
>>29215679
>>29215704
>>29215679
SEREBII BTFO
>>29216007
yeah this is meant to look cool you smart genius
>>29216007
The first one they showed us was Alola Exeggcutor. What do you think?
It's fucking hilarious how high GF is when they did this Alolan form.
>>29215508
First the TCG Mon now this
What the fuck is going on
I'M PICKIN UP GOOD VIBRATIONS
Pre-order CANCELED
>>29215679
What fucking type is this, even
I'm sure the explanation is that because of the constant sun in alola, they grew "hair" to protect themselves from it, or something like that
>>29215946
>>29215936
>>29215934
I have been proven wrong, and I can honestly say, I am happy about this.
It is a fabulous pokemon, GF has outdone themselves, bravo GF bravo
this is the worst pokemon of all time. there's no beating this
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN CATCH THE NORMAL ONE ANYMORE
Holy shit this is the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time
>>29215508
>>29215679
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Alolan dugtrio is my waifu.
How? I've been going around the demo trying to find new stuff and got nothing
>People are unironically upset about this
Do you literally hate fun?
>>29215508
Maybe that's just the female variant now.
>>29215679
>>29215704
I don't want to be sober anymore. I need a drink.
instant addition to my team
goodbye mudsdale
>>29216039
>>29216037
Fuck, man. Even Exeggutor has that sort of creative tint to it but this is like slapping a wig on a Dugtrio. And the only difference is the soil they dug, it's a bit more rocky.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>29216050
Are you retarded? Of course you can catch and use the non-alolan forms. How dumb do you have to be to think this?
>>29215508
It has a different ground patch than regular dugtrio
It's definitely alolan
>>29215679
Fucking lol.
Can we get a second source?
>>29215508
I'm kinda sad my bro is stuck being a jokemon.
>>29215952
Rad reaction image.
I'm fucking dying
>>29216077
great. every fucking memeing faggot is going to have this on his team with a stupid fucking meme name like hansen or fabulous or wigbros
I'm not playing this fucking game
>>29216036
Joe said they left some stuff in anon.
I-I think GF is trying to have fun with their fans here so o-okay, I forgive them for this shit.
>>29215679
oh no
This is the best fucking thing they have ever done. Dugtrio has been my least favorite Pokemon my entire life and now I love it.
>>29215977
>Funny, Funnier and The Funiest
>>29216047
Dragon, like Ampharos
Nise Dugtriomon
>>29216082
It's a gag, anon
Out of 800 of these things we really can't have a joke monster?
>>29216100
It's fucking diamonds, dude.
But where is Golem
>>29216102
I truly, truly hope you're baiting.
>>29216100
Even the girl can't fucking believe what they're seeing
How are people playing the demo? I just got home from work and the eShop is down.
>>29216113
Yeah, Alolan Dugtrio is hilarious. That 90's vibe, man. Missed it!
>>29216104
>jokemon
Bitch it just moved to OU and Smogon was seriously thinking about banning Arena trap because of that piece of shit
>>29215508
Alolan master race.
>>29215508
Ground/Dragon confirmed.
Everybody knows fabulous hair = dragon.
>>29216025
Tantei Animal Kiruminzoo
>Just fucking slapped a bunch of wigs to Dugtrio
This is Pokémon in 2016 guys
The franchise is dead
>>29216100
I fucking love it.
That kind of change reminds me of DQ monsters.
>>29216082
Its justa joke. Hell, dugtrio itself was already kind of a joke since it was a living
Whack a mole. There's hundreds of pokemon. We should be allowed to have the occasional one that exists solely for a chuckle. Dugtrio was already a scene tpokemkn so it's not like a missed opportunity for help or something.
>>29216147
YARR
>>29216100
what
>>29216147
out for japan/australia
>>29216100
Why is it dark brown crag under it instead of sand when it was literally made for the sandy tropical Alola region?
>>29216111
but he didn't find the alolan dugtrio
>only one person has seen this so far
fake
inb4 tumblrinas claim its somehow transphobic
>>29216102
https://twitter.com/JoeMerrick/status/788215298449149955
Theres no woman there in the demo, calling bs
>>29215679
ahahaahahahha
wtf?
>>29216110
Good you would probably ruin the fun for everyone else
>>29216100
>>29215961
Slap that song and we have full 90's VIBE, BABY!
>>29216100
I feel like this is just a dumb joke gamefreak made, not a new form.
However, if is real, what type?
>>29216164
gotta hate jokes brah
this game for 6 year olds needs to be super serious and not have a sense of humor eh
>>29216100
Fuck you, What did you do to Dugtrio
Literally my mom's californian affair menage
>>29216151
Good thing Smogon is an irrelevant joke meta then
More American Poke!
looks like trump hair
DUGTRIO BUILDING THAT WALL
BUILD THAT WALL
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W
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This + Alolan Exeggcutor = Game of the fucking year, holy shit
>>29216191
>https://twitter.com/JoeMerrick/status/788215298449149955
No fucking way
>>29216112
But the demo just came out - how could they have faked that within such a short time span?
I don't think it's an Alola form, just a PokeFinder easter egg
>>29216100
I'm thinking it's just a joke event because the lady talks like it's something special
>>29215508
This isn't an actual Alolan form
It's just a joke by Gamefreak guys
https://twitter.com/JoeMerrick/status/788215298449149955
I can't believe I'm the first one posting this.
That new Dugtrio form is literally an reference to The Three Stooges.
>>29216169
>>29216138
Fine fine, I watched the webm and now they look hilarious.
It's either fake or an easter egg. Don't be retards.
You guys are too fucking serious about this, god damn. Do you need your childrens game to be more edgy or something? lighten up a little, faggots.
>>29215508
they look like a prog band
>>29216151
I didn't call it a shitmon, I called it a jokemon.
I woulda been fine if it's alola was comical, but they just put hair on it and was like hey HEY HEY lookatdisguy!
Thought I'd finally see it's secret feets.
>>29216211
Made him fucking awesome nigga.
Who wants to use some bald faggot moles when you can use the perfect aryan diggers?
>>29215679
>https://twitter.com/ruiisuD/status/788211743201734657
I want this so badly.
>tfw you will never be this rugged yet fabulous
>>29216141
>Beach Ball Golem with Bounce
>>29216251
>video proof
don't be a retard
Alola is the funnest region, hands down.
>>29216241
>>29216241
if they had a bald one, then sure.
>>29216241
Here is a photo for comparison.
The hair styles are EXACTLY THE SAME.
THIS IS LITERALLY YOUKAI WATCH TIER
the last alolan form is a gastly that has fart gas instead.
pokemon is dead
Could this be a mememon to surpass A-Exeggutor?
>>29216241
>The Three Stooges
>most famous gag is the head whack
>Dugtrio is based on whack-a-moles
Anon, I... I think you cracked the code.
>>29216251
denial already
>>29216241
THANK YOU!
>>29216242
For me it helps because I love goofy monster collecting games like Dragon Quest, so silly guys like this are appealing to me and something Pokemon can actually use for a change! Variety never hurts.
>>29216251
How does it feel to ignore evidence?
>>29216271
Agreed. Ohmori is doing gods work.
>>29216241
I can't believe i'm the first one posting this
You're a retard
HOLY FUCK CHECK SEREBII
>>29215829
>Faking the video
One, he's only asking why anyone else hasn't seen it yet
two, remember Smash and the rayman leak? >>29216112
>>29216271
this.
>>29216251
It's not an easter egg. Easter egg should be something totally random and unconnected with the game.
It really is Alolan Dugtrio. Fuck, fucking smoking weed man, those GF staff.
>>29216282
Except for Curly
>>29216241
There's no bald one.
>>29216282
...I miss Curly
>>29216151
>Caring about Smogon
>>29216241
shit
>>29216282
>Exactly the same
Which fucking one is Curly? Are you retarded?
>>29216277
>>29216282
I have no idea why they gave the bald one hair.
It's probably some kind of joke.
>>29215508
THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT ALOLA IN A WHILE.
lookat these hanson fuckers i cant wait
>>29216309
Serebii is GARABAGE
paid for by trump campaign
#trump2016
>>29216271
Agreed. It's such a hilarious region!
>>29216308
>>29216307
holy fuck
>>29216255
Seriously, gamefreak tries to have fun with a shitmon and everyone freaks out and faux-cancels their preorders
>04:14: A new Alolan Form Pokémon is seen in the demo. Check the spoiler tag
>accidentally posts pic of Alolan Dugtrio outside the spoiler tag
Joe pls
It's gotta be Rock type
>>29216311
>creating a fake video in the few hours the demo was released
riiiight, okay...
>>29215508
Alohan Forms>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Megas
>>29216241
They are quite obviously girl hairstyles though.
L I T E R A L L Y DUGTRIO WITH HAIR
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DESIGN EVEN IS THAT?
POKEMON IS FUCKING DEAD, JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
>>29216340
>I have no idea why they gave the bald one hair.
Well he isn't exactly completely bald.
It might just be a gag for the pokefinder and not a true Alola form
Although I hope it is an Alola form, I need this goofy fucker on my team
>>29216227
I'm gonna cry
This can't be happening
So surfer hair means it's now part water type right?
A fast water/ground type
>>29216308
Pretty hot from the back, not gonna like
Lewds when?
>>29216307
>>29216308
how do you get her to appear
>>29216271
ya got it mate
This is the same fucking model with some hair. What a fucking waste of a dex slot.
>gets 80's rock band hair
>is now a rock type
MAAASUDA
The real Trump mon is finally revealed
>>29216374
>Jokes
>>29216223
a r e n a
t r a p
What fucking type is it? Maybe Ground/Electric, building up static electricity with its fabulous hair?
>>29215508
Based Hungermon predicted this!
>>29216191
I don't know how I feel about this.
>>29216308
>all the hair is one wig
They're probably gonna explain it as algae or something
literally my mom's jynx threesome
>>29216408
>waste of a dex slot
Forms don't take up dex slots you fucking retard
>>29216435
Good.
>Alola
>Aloe, a plant well known in Hawaii
>A well known product for hair
>A bald Pokemon grew hair
A M A Z I N G
>>29216408
The slot woulda been taken by a regular Dugtrio anyway. I'm glad they're making more whimsical Alolan forms outside of Exeggutor.
No one has ever replied to my thread before, lmao. I'm so happy.
>>29216408
You must be the funniest guy to be around at parties.
>>29216406
yeah anon they hacked the demo and added this whole event in, including the custom model, in less than two hours
Make sense to me!
>>29216406
How autistic are you? We didn't know the demo area, or the animations and it just came out.
>>29215508
AHAHAHAHA.
>>29216414
>literally getting your pictures from 9gag
kys yourself underage
What is Dudetrio's type??? Ground/Flying? Maybe the hair is wings
>>29216100
If it was just a joke, they wouldn't change the texture of its mound.
>>29215508
D E X F I L L E R
>>29216450
they've done it again
the fucking madmen
Anyone know how to trigger her yet? She's not there in my game and I've done the catching challenge.
>>29216345
>mfw Joe was a Remaincuck
>>29216416
>TAKES A POKEDEX SLOT
>LAZY DESIGN
>MANY OTHER NON-GENWUN POKEMON DESERVED IT MUCH MORE
>"BUT IT'S OK CUZ ITS JUST A PRANK BRO ;^)"
HOW DOES THAT MASUDA DICK TASTE?
Is this a visual joke or like a real proper alolan form?
>>29216438
Waste of a form then. Imagine all the cool alolan forms we coulda gotten. yet this.i'm already starting to like it fuck
THEY LOOK LIKE AN 80'S HAIR METAL BAND WHAT
>>29216300
then go play yo-kai watch and leave us alone so we don't get this stupid shit pandering to faggots like you
>>29215508
Fuck this ridiculous shit. Are they trying to create a mememon or what?
I can see memetards spamming "Fabulous hair" jokes all over the internet and then they would forget about them two weeks later.
>>29216406
Yes because people can make that tier of animation in what, an hour?
Your Rayman leak took ages to pull off in a game that was out for a much longer time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaoB7lnOiXM
>>29216501
Both.
Diglett and Dugtrio has always been a joke pokemon and I'm fine with it. Get BTFO you fucking autists.
Diggy Stardust
What if it's a joke quest to find some tourist's wigs.
You're all fucking idiots, holy shit
Anyone who thinks this is genuinely real must have clinical autism.
You're all dense and i hate each and every one of you who think this is actually Alolan Dugtrio.
Christ Sake
>>29216450
Hoping for Ground/Grass.
It's a bretty good offensive typing combo.Hopefully it keeps Arena Trap
>>29216282
kek
>>29216414
get out dicklett
>>29215508
I refuse to believe its actually an alolan form. It has to be a joke for the pokefinder right?
>>29215527
fpbp
>>29216493
>being this mad
>>29216501
read the thread.
why the fuck can't i get the video to load?
>>29216550
video proof anon. VIDEO PROOF
>>29216408
Um actually the ground patch is different
>>29216563
not the hair
>>29216480
>something that has a spot in the dex already is dexfiller
You guys get dumber by the day.
>>29216550
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, mah boi
VIDEO PROOF
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So there are two basically two types of Alolan forms
"Let's make it dark or ice"
>Vulpix Line
>Sandshrew line
>Meowth line
>Rattata line
>Grimer line
"DUDE HAWAII LMAO"
>Exeggutor
>Raichu
>Dugtrio
Marowak is literally the only exception, and it still has the utter nonsense of a Ground type evolving into a Fire/Ghost type
>>29216515
Totally catching one, totally naming it Steel Panther
>>29216531
Well its already in the fucking game so get fucked.
>>29216586
Just watch >>29216100
>>29216493
>Jokés
Dugtrio has never been serious. If they did this to Houndoom or something I'd understand, but this? This is great.
>>29216535
Grow a sense of humor
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET HER TO APPEAR
>>29216100
>>29215508
>>29215679
>>29215704
>>29216100
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR
>>29216535
They are doing something cute and entertaining with an old, seldom-used Pokemon. It's a fun gag.
>>29216531
Guess what, you've been getting stuff like this since Red and Blue first fucking came out. So many pokemon designs are meant to be comedic and silly but they probably fly over your head. Variety is the key to fun monster catching games my friend. Pokemon is successful because it has something for everyone.
PLEASE BE IN THE FINAL GAME
>>29216361
How will he ever recover?
>>29216630
You don't. This is hacked.
>>29216610
>Marowak is literally the only exception
No, it falls under "DUDE HAWAII LMAO".
>>29216271
Agreed, this place is just plain goofy and I love it.
>see some mysterious blonde hair moving around at a distance shortly above the ground
>You start to wonder what could be causing this; some kind of rare pokemon? An ultrabeast maybe?
>it turns around to reveal its magnificent form to be...
>A fucking dugtrio
>Are you kidding me.
>>29216515
>mfw it's actually ground/steel
>>29216100
Surfs up dudetrios.
>>29216610
Marowak is literally the most DUDE HAWAII LMAO of them all. He's supposed to be one of those Tiki voodoo guys that play with fire and shit.
>>29216550
I can't wait to read this post again years from now when it's used to btfo some anon in denial about the ridiculousness of a potential Pokemon design.
>>29215679
>3 Trump look alike Pokémon
>>29216610
It's a fire twirler, so it definitely fits under the latter
>>29216610
Huh, kind of. Fucking asshole GF.
>>29216550
>>29216316
It is random though. You just look at it with the pokefinder and it doesn't even show up on every demo
>>29216610
Switch Dugtrio and Marowak. Dugtrio has nothing to do with the Hawaii setting, and Marowak is based on Polynesian fire dancing.
>>29216665
But that's a cool hawaiian thing
It's not even comparable to "it just gets longer and memier", "it grows hair" and "LOL MALASADAS"
>>29216550
You're the reason why I love leak season
people actually getting pissed at this<
imagine being that autistic
I'm glad that since the games seem to be getting more serious stories with the ultra beasts stuff we have some goofy pokemon for levity.
ORIGINAL THREAD NEVER FORGET 4chan
>>29216473
why are you mad at le trump region?
you got le btfo? ugh?
>>29216647
we have got nothing on this level before. pokemon will no longer be successful because it's ruining everything about itself
fuck off fart-loving yokai faggot
>>29216610
>DUDE HAWAII LMAO
It's almost as if these are meant to be pokemon that have adapted to the region based onHAWAII
the NPC outright mentions that it's an Alolan Dugtrio
>>29216710
Surfer cliché hair?
I wanna see wiglett
I hope these aren't a joke ;_;
Was he right, guys?
>>29216661
You don't know how hacking works.
>>29216610
Alolan Marowak is a fire-twirler, bro. They perform at luaus, It goes under "DUDE HAWAII LMAO" too
>>29216507
>all the cool alolan forms we coulda gotten
like Raichu?
>>29215508
7.8/10 too much hair.
>>29215856
>not wanting more Pokémon that look like Trump
>>29216727
Already better than X and Y launch threads.
>>29216550
Denialfags, when will they learn?
>>29216722
upset, buddy?
>>29216652can you post your evans laughing collection somewhere please?
>>29216753
No, there's only 1 other Alola line left.
>>29216711
>a cool hawaiian thing
DUDE HAWAII LMAO
I didn't expect Pokémon of all things to make my sides explodes, this is awesome.
As for the form itself:I dig it.
>>29216753
INNNNTERESTING
>>29216722
>calling Teump's hair style retarded
>>/pol/
Fuck anti-pol fags
>>29216652
like Ash-greninja or Zygard complete form, it's anime only :^)
No wonder I missed this, the NPC that triggers it isn't there for me, wonder what makes her spawn?
>>29216753
>marshadow has a new type
>ultra beasts can be caught
>Z forms aren't really like, you know, a thing that exists. they aren't a thing. I'm from tumblr and I make up stuff
no
>>29216747
hottest joy ever
Dont let the thread get stolen!
>>29216665
>>29216678
>>29216688
>>29216710
>>29216758
I think the point was that Marowak is the only hawaiian-inspired Alolan form that isn't a mememon
>>29216740
>pokemon will no longer be successful
And yet it's the most hyped game in a long time and everyone but a few contrarians seem to love it.
>because it's ruining everything about itself
You mean it's returning to it's goofy ass roots.
>>29216640
>being this tumblr
>>29216740
Nah you're actually not right about that
We've had shit like Wobbuffett as caricatures of real life comedians and you think this is new Territory? Come on now. Original Dugtrio still exists. Now you can catch a weird one with a wig too. This is so harmless and cute. I can easily see not liking it but shitting on it seems like a waste to me.
>>29216793
>filename is "really makes you think"
He's from /pol/.
>>29216550
>>29216672
DUGTRIO IS SAVED
This thing is a gift, truly. Haven't had this good a laugh in ages.
>>29216100
>the rotomdex blinks
why? that'll bug the shit out of me
>>29216827
dude le epic tiki lmao
>>29216827
>implying it's not
>>29216740
You've never seen a female Wobbuffet, have you.
>>29216827
"Feeling" the waves and surfer lifestyle is just as much of hawaiin culture as fire-twirling. Just because you think one of them is memes and the other is kinda sort of cool doesn't mean they're both not hawaiin-inspired.
>>29216855
??? Maybe because it's a living being?
>>29216747
Her hair makes an O in the back.
>>29216590
>>29216604
>>29216680
>>29216696
>>29216721
>>29216777
perhaps i wasn't clear. This is obviously a joke or an easter egg, not an actual pokemon. And yes, if this does end up being Alolan Dugtrio, feel free to use this post.
>>29216827
>everything funny or goofy is a meme
kys
>>29216721
same.
>>29216882
I doubt that guy sees or accepts anything that conflicts with his opinions on what pokemon should be.
>>29216753
>Wrong
>Unknown
>definitely wrong
>wrong
>unknown, most likely wrong
>most likely true
>unknown
>wrong
>diglett confirmed at least
Put me in the screencap
>>29215837
>>29215902
>>29216002
>>29216258
>>29216412
>>29216515
ask and ye shall recieve
>>29216891
>her
I've got the demo, it's not in mine. How am I supposed to make that girl appear? I've done everything else.
Is there an Alolan Golem? A spanish site reported it, but I think they are just reading this thread (someone mentioned it as a joke, I think) and assumed so.
>>29216890
it doesn't have real eyes and it doesn't need to be animated, i know it's minor but it's completely unnecessary
>>29216928
the memes write themselves
>>29216898
Okay, thank for being so chill in case you get BTFO. Anyway, did you notice the rocks around its base are different?
>>29216928
FUCKING KEK, NICE WORK!
>>29216938
Possibly a date locked event.
>In one part of the demo, you can sometimes find a NPC who is startled by a Pokémon. When you view the PokéFinder, you discover Alolan Dugtrio
>>29215759
>ground fairy
this would redeem it for competitive as a dragon trap
>>29216951
Anon. Those eyes are Rotom's eyes.
>>29216928
you are a god among men
>>29216951
>it doesn't have real eyes
What does this even mean?
This is amazing.
>>29216928
Can you draw them as waifus? Make them look nice and sensual.
>>29216960
I did notice, but I dont really believe that points to anything
>>29216917
>We have no idea
>Yeah, unknown
>We have no idea
>We have no idea
>We have no idea
>Most likely true
>Unknown
>True? The truest thing on here?
>dugtrio confirmed at least
>>29216891
Just the big enough for my dick to fit through.
>People think it's fake
>Was tweeted by Serebii and Joe
G fucking G
What's next, giving a wig to Blissey/Chancey?
>>29216828
>goofy-ass roots
I won't mind if it's a silly cosmetic change, but if it's a full on alolan form I can't defend it. What stats and types would even change?
alolan exeggutor is different enough to be an alolan form, but just wearing a wig?
I think it's just a comical joke that you'll find silliy things like that with the pokefinder
>>29216928
BASED ANON
>>29217027
I think that might prove it, because the XY models are future-proof- you can see them used in Pokken and GO as well, so I don't think they would change something like Dugtrio's base for no reason.
>>29216882
I would never put a female pokemon on my team so they don't count
an entire species now being like this is another matter entirely
>>29216898
Or, now bear with me here, it could be all three?
>>29217092
>I would never put a female pokemon on my team so they don't count
Opinion discarded for about three separate reasons.
>>29217065
>Alolan Chansey/Blissey areremoved from the game once and for all along with normal Chansey/Blissey
>>29216838
>make a shitty pokemon
>lol don't criticize you can still use the old ones
The problem is that if it is really an alolan form it's the only one dugtrio gets. Other mons get cool and interesting forms, and dugtrio just gets a wig? Dugtriofags would be crushed
>>29216898
>Saying this after the girl says you can find Alolan forms this way
>>29216307
>>29217140
>he can't deal with chansey
M-Sableye is worse.
>>29217073
I sure can defend it. We have so many pokemon that are intentionally goofs - why not have a pokemon with an alternate form that is goofy?
Also I am willing to bet the reason GF made a alolan form of an old pokemon with silly hair was to promote the Pokemon Refresh's brush feature.
>>29217121
What if the american version has another Alolan form? Just like Mega Steelix was exclusive to the japanese ORAS demo.
>>29216844
Moot isn't relevant to this site anymore. He abondoned us
>>29217121
okay pokefucker
hope you enjoy your waifumons and your fartkai and your new epic fairy/ground dugtrio because epic wig
I can realize when a franchise is dead, and this + rotomdex is the sign
>>29217148
>Dugtriofags
Where are they?
>>29217148
Dugtrio isn't exactly a cool Pokemon to begin with. After all it was intentionally made to look retarded.
>>29216928
My sides are actually hurting
>>29217166
>>29217175
>being faggots
>>29217155
I dunno, that would be a great setup for a joke
"In alola, some pokemon have different forms!"
>Dugtrio wanders by wearing Alolan Oak's stolen wig
>>29217157
No, Chansey is infinitely worse. M-Sableye has been cancer for just one gen, Chansey's line has been Cancer for 6 and very likely 7.
>>29217175
pretending to be retarded is never funny.
>>29217179
I've always liked Dugtrio, because Ground is my favorite type and it's just a simple design.I fell in love with A-Dugtrio ever since I first saw it.
>>29217166
Can you imagine being autistic enough to actively avoid using female Pokemon on your team? For what purpose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ahPv4NRMCQ
I can't get enough of this-
>>29217032
>>True? The truest thing on here?Ash Greninja isn't a reward like Glalie and Steelix were. It's just given to you.
>>29216928
>>29217220
Literally just carry a fighting-type move.
>>29216753
>>29216809
>>29216917
I think he might have meant a unique type combination for Marshadow, not a brand new type.
>>29216809
You do know that "new type" doesn't mean a nineteenth type, right? Just a new combination. Something like Dark/Fairy
>>29216994
Yeah and roton doesn't need to fucking blink. Especially when it's posessing a machine
>>29217148
If you're a Dugtrio fan I'm sure you like sillier Pokemon to begin with because a whack-a-mole monster with an incredibly simple design that multiplies during evolution and has a running gag going on about what it has under the ground is already so silly that a new hairdo won't change much for those who already love it.
What would fans of Dugtrio preferred? Spikes? Flames? A different color scheme? You know what I mean? Giving Dugtrio a goofy alolan form fits the personality of the design so much better than trying to do something "cool".
If this was a pokemon meant to be cool like Charizard or something even I'd think it was a different story, but c'mon dude.
>>29217226
I feel sorry for you that you actually think someone has to be trolling to not find this epic youkai-tier shit palatable
you will literally have a fart alternate form or a fart move within two generations. this is just youkai watch with another name now
>>29216969
Why has no one else found it? I'm a little skeptical.
>>29217148
Dugtrio looks like a bunch of dicks in a hole to begin with.
>>29217148
>Dugtriofags
>>29217287
pretending to be retarded is never funny.
>>29217289
my NPC says to see him tomorrow and tomorrow for my 2ds in an an hour
hmm
>>29217285
A Lakitu-like cloud.
I'm just pissed they didn't put a wig on Greninja or Charizard.
>>29217287
Really? Because of one alternate form you'll never need to use it's literally yokai watch now?
Jinkies
>>29217011
it's a robot
>>29217350
I've seen that idea tossed around a lot and I find it boring. I get that it would be a play on the "what's underground" mystery but it just seems like the lame thing to do for regional form ideas: just flip the type to the opposite one, in this case turning ground to flying.
>>29217339
>I'll just repeat the exact same post and maybe that will make this bullshit somehow acceptable
you're literally a frog sitting in pot while it slowly boils
>b-but that's a myth
apparently not in your case, youkaifaggot
>>29217242
A pleasure for the body AND soul.
>>29217381
rotomdex is literally pulled right from fartkai watch
>>29217092
>being so autistic as too not use pokemon because a single symbol near its name
jesus, you can't make this shit up
>>29217414
It's not, those are Rotom's eyes.
>>29217179
You have a point. Someone who loves dugtrio that much would probably be ok with this
>>29217491
and I'm sorry that hurts you, anon
>>29217491
>yokai watch invented adventure guides
>>29217537
rotom is a robot, why are they even on the screen? the whole rotomdex thing is pissing me off even more now i know it's going to be glaring at me for the entire game
>>29217582
you're being deliberately obtuse
>>29216414
Actually what is this? Is this what it's based on?
>>29217587
Get over it man, you're gonna take your Rotomdex and you're gonna LOVE it.
>>29217537
Dude, are you seriously this dumb? It's a ghost that possesses machines. Kill yourself.
>>29215508
>tfw gamefreak learned their lesson after the ORAS datamine so they scrubbed the S/M demo and replaced the dex with pikachus
>TFW gamefreak gives us dugtrio with fuckin hair
I haven't laughed this hard in fucking ages, dataminers and /vp/ got BTFO HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
>>29217660
Meant for >>29217587
>>29217484
I love Dugtrio now.
>>29217265
Ok.
4 Atk Life Orb Hydreigon Superpower vs. 4 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite Chansey: 309-367 (48.1 - 57.1%) -- 91.8% chance to 2HKO
A decently good Chansey lure and useful wallbreaker with nice atk and a great fighting type move.
If you expect them to stay on a pure Fighting type then you're insane.
>>29217587
how low quality can bait be?
nani where are the leaks
>>29217491
>fartkai watch
When I was a wee lad I would joke with my brothers about how gastly was a snorlax's fart
>>29216928
>>29217024
what the fuck am I doing with my life
>>29217737
>>29217737
Boner, why?
SciresM and Kaphotics are definitely planning something. From the IRC, it's evident that they stumbled upon something MASSIVE.
>>29217709
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29217737
ughh my memebre
>>29216928
This...this makes me like it.
Fuck.
>>29217709
EVERYBODY GET DOWN
>>29217737
This is the best thread on /vp/
>>29217826
yes, attention whoring
GOLEM CONFIRMED
O
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E
M
>>29217709
see you guys in a month
>>29217350
that's too easy. This is far better
>>29217709
Welp.
Today I finished watching a very time-consuming TV series. I haven't fapped in a few days. Might as well go turbo and stay away from the internet altogether for fear of spoilers, it might be good for me to take a break.I'm prolly fapping tomorrow though.
>>29217888
Considering the possibilities of their datamining along with their reputation, I'd say their attention is earned.
>>29217660
Yeah but it wouldn't need to use eyes while it is possesing a machine
>>29217454
pretending to be oh you know what i'm going to type and there's absolutely no way you shouldn't have seen this coming retarded is never funny.
>>29217491
>fartkai watch
You have no idea how replacing part of a title with a juvenile word in order to make a demeaning comment works, do you?
>>29218014
ROTOM ALWAYS HAS EYES, THIS IS NOT A NEW THING