You like Absol, don'tcha?

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Absolutely

I appreciate the effort the deviantart furry put into designing it, but I don't actually like the design.

>>29196931
I'd put my penis in an Absol's vagina, if that's what you mean.

>>29196931
Never used it, but will gladly dick it

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>>29196931
Yes.

>>29196974
You lost me.

I only like Absol when its hindpaws are on my face

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if you don't like her you're a homosexual

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>>29196955
Came here to post this

>>29196931
not really

>>29196931
if i had a real absol, i would teach it the value of empathy and love.

and also give it KC and motorhead if it asks for linkin park

>>29196931
I only like Absol butt.

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>>29196931
No use in denying it.

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>>29196974
>>29197059
>>29197113
Absol is not for such purposes. Absolutely not.

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>>29197190
>anime girl face on a fluffy dog body
they knew exactly what they were doing

>>29196931
>have fetish for girls with cute hairstyles

more customization options for pokewaifus when?

>>29196931
so , is absol based on a sphinx or what? because it strikes my monstergirl-boner

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I like Absol because I think edgy designs are cute.

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>>29197276
it's based on this

>>29197308
>In Zen and Japanese Culture, D T Suzuki describes the hakutaku as "a mythical creature whose body resembles a hand and whose head is human."
Huh. Kinda like the OP pic.

>>29196931
I guess it's kinda cute

I remember when I was normal and didn't want to fuck virtual animals. Wonder when that changed.

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>>29196931
Going through B2 again. I couldn't help but dump my Twitchchat (garbadoor) when i came across a wild absol.

>>29197403
When you started visiting /vp/, obviously.

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>>29197190

>>29198166
great shitpost anon! wanna yiff?

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I'll take ten

>>29198166
Is there an ass there? I need that ass on my face.

>>29198276
Yes. It's not the best ass I've seen, but it's not the worst either.

>>29198341
I want it anyway.
To sniff it, among other things.

>>29196931
Please get out darkdoge. It's because of you that I've become like this, I don't want to fap to dogs anymore my dick is already getting hard just by seeing your smile please stop noooooooo

>>29198425
Not bad. Would kiss/10.

>>29197079
>>29197236
>>29198298
Wtf I'm furry now

yiff yiff

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>>29198517
That's ok. Just stay away from 3d.

>if you asked me 5 days ago I would've said it's a cool Pokémon and nothing more
>Saw a nsfw pic about four days ago that made me full on Poképhile for it
I love Absol...

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Coure i love my baby

>>29197278
How is it even edgy? It's white and fluffy.
Mega form just makes it cuter.

When I think "edgy" the fist thing that comes to mind is shit like Giratina which I still like, but that's beside the point.

>>29199029
hi patrick

>>29197079
what if I like him?

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>>29198517
>ribbons and frills
>furry
shiggy

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I want to lewd Absol

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>>29196931

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>>29199100
cease and desist

>literally just realized Absol has a yin-yang thing going on with its head
Holy fuck I'm retarded.

is it wrong to want to be absol's slut

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Alolan Absol form confirmed!

>>29199260
very

>>29199285
>very
why
I just want to make _it happy

>>29199053
its dex entry is edgy. the whole 'herbringer of disasters' and anime's 'but i zuzt vanna varn ze humenz!'

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>>29199330
>tries to warn humans of impending disasters
>gets falsely blamed for them
literally not its fault

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>>29199372
Absol dindu nuffin

>>29199072
Hi :3

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>>29199053
>literally a dark angel
>more cute and fluffy

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>>29199562
>literally a sphinx
>hurr durr dark angel

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>>29199562
>color and typing equals edge
I will concede that the angel wings are a little suspect but c'mon now.

That actually got me thinking. What if the wings are there to portray its innocence regarding its warnings?

>>29199562
>gains white fluffy wings
>both the white bang and black horn becomes bigger

i would even say it lost edge, or at least kept its balance

now look at bisharp, because that stuff is as edgy as it gets, while absol is overdramatic at worst

>>29199890
i don't think what 'edgy' means. the 'edgy' that is frowned upon is not the physical edge but the metaphorical one. angel wings and emo bangs are such an edge.

>>29200021
>the 'edgy' that is frowned upon
Edgy =/= Bad.
You must be new.

>>29200021
>emo bang
its head is literally a yin-yang symbol

>>29200099
the emo edge is bad tough. the whole 'but its good to be edgy' is recent thing on the more casual boards on 4chan. how long ave you been here?

>>29200108
giving it more mysticism in addition to angel wings just cement its edginess.

>>29200021
you misinterpreted the horn and bang like >>29200108 said.
so absol has a component in its design that means balance and unity of opposites , which directly works against what is edginess (the dictionary definition) , i.e. imbalance of the mind.

an edgy character on the other hand would be about the conflict or imbalance of both sides , symbolised by things like a demon and an angel wing while the wings of an absol have most likely more to do with sphinx rather than symbolising internal conflict

>>29200200
>implying mysticism enhances edge
>implying angel wings = edge

check the dictionary for the word "edge" and come back.
and no, the bastardised definition of "edge" as seen here on this board is too ill-defined to be taken seriously

>>29200200
The word edgy was just used to describe anything that was actually cringy, but was trying to be cool.
Now it's become something like this:
Dark-type = Edgy = Shit
Emo = Edgy = Shit
Darker Colored Pokemon = Edgy = Shit

>>29200297
what >>29200108
said already been answered in >>29200200

other definition of edginess include not socially accecpted, as in the edge of sociaty. over presence of mysticsm in modern day count as edgy in that way.

thematicly wise, is absol a shpinx, a creature of riddles and enigmas more than an angel, a being of divination? sure why not. but enigma and ancient egypt is quite high on the edgy spectrum.

>>29200370
you are on this site. 'fag' means a person who likes to have sex with those of same sex, but when we call person newfag we don't really care about their sexual orientation. not that it matters, metaphorical edge is still edge, and mysticsm in modern days is edge unless you live in highly spiritual/religious area.

>>29200454
thats how still is. trying to be cool is edgy. that is a proper use for this word and it fits absol.

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stop arguing and post absol

>>29200610
stop posting absol and sit on my face

>>29200610
fine im out. have fun posting absol.
living in denial is bad for your mental health tough. its better recognizing your edgyness than spread the misinformation to others.

>>29198972
You're going to need to share with the rest of the class.

>>29200560
that leaves the question:

does that mean absol's design is not edgy in a bad way? because it sure doesnt sound like things like edgyptian mysticism are a cringy or unpleasant thing to utilize in pokemon design, thus rendering the whole discussion meaningless and just a question of description rather than judgement

>>29200675
and he goes out with another bait

Is everyone in this thread allergic to capitalization or something?

>>29200560
>mystical creatures in videogames are to be considered (the bad) edgy because society is against practicing mysticism

>christianity and all other religions are edgy because lifestyles that include mysticism push people to the edge of society

better stop being a christian than before the edge gets to me

>>29200806
no, we just enjoy our rage and capitalization just slows us down

>>29200806
IS THIS ENOUGH CAPITALIZATION FOR YOU?

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stop ripping your gills on bare hooks and post some edgecat you idiots

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Oh cool, an Absol thre-
>instantly filled with furfags and cropped porn
I guess I'll dump what I have in the next thread.

>>29201142
Nigga this is like the least lewd [specific pokemon thread] I've seen in ages.

>>29201142
This is the most inoffensive absol thread ive seen in months.

>>29201203
More like the only Absol thread in months

>>29199053
Giratina is cute

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>>29201332
yes

>>29201401
i want to hug pokemon satan

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>>29196931
Absolutely

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>>29199562
>Dark angel

It's a GUARDIAN angel, faggot. It warns people to protect them.

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wE ANTHRO IN HERE BOIS

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>>29202603
That's a gijinka you fucking retard.

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>>29200756
B-but anon it's NSFW!
I-I'll link...
http://i.imgur.com/KhedOwY.jpg

>>29196931
Yes

>>29196931
it's a weird ass edgemon that looks like something a J-Pop star would own.

or something straight out of the castlevania franchise. not bad design-wise but for some reason I don't wanna train that thing.

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Absmol

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>>29206834
such a small absol

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>>29196931
yes,a lot

>>29196931
I want this absol to site on my face

>>29207000
get in line bud

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Definitely ... NOT!

>>29206876
Absol with braid is cute! CUTE!

>>29206876
fug this reminds me of my college teacher

>>29207000
I want it to shite on your face

>>29207368
are you an absol
if so, please do

>>29196974
>>29197009
>>29197059
>>29197079
>>29197113
>>29199100
this

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Stop sexualising videogame animals you cunts

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>>29207418
We're all Absol on the internet

>>29207563
then pls shit in my mouth

>>29203262
Not him, but this is very tame
>>29207460
I will never not stop

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>>29207618
yes you will

>>29207658
If so, I can assure you it's not going to be anytime soon

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>>29207368
>>29207418
>>29207582
>>29207000

YAMEROOOOOOOO

>>29196931
yea

>>29207689
shit in my mouth pls absol

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>>29207460
make me

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>>29207460

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>>29207780
But only if you close your eyes first

you probably didnt use this head of yours anyway

>>29207887
my eyes are closed bb

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Buff when

>>29197079
4 legs bad, 2 legs good

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>>29207834
Nice Antsol

>>29196931
Boring emo dog thing

>>29207982
10 speed and this thing is gold.

The mega is trolly.

Gains important stats on a mixed sweeper but gets nothing to do with them since sucker punch and superpower work already with LO and 70 base speed along its base 130 atk.

The only valid reason to use the mega is to use fireblast/ice beam and gain magic bounce as otherwise lo base Absol is better.

>>29199627
Except poison, dark, dragon, steel, and especially ghost are inherently edgy types.

>>29207597
I need to know what this says

>>29208101
muhdicc

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>>29207460

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Absol is a favorite. I just wish it wasn't bullshit competitively, for a second it looked like Mega Absol was going to be good and then they gave magic bounce to sableye and diancie who are better in every way. Back to the shitpile, cute fluffy edgedog.

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>>29207834
Nice job faggot

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>>29208662
>he lets stats get in the way of his pokemon bonding
are you even any better than gary

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Post madsol

>>29208798
>absol sees this thread

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>>29208766

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>>29208798

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>>29208766
>>29208900
Absol is for cute

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>>29209002
Cute = fuggable

>>29209097
it's not

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>>29196931
>>29197308
>>29197368
Absol's face is kinda eerie.

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I want to bury my face in Absol's chest fluff and take a big sniff and then pet its fur.

>>29208743
playing with your favorites sometimes means acknowledging that they're not good.

is ballbusting anon here

>tfw almost all of your favorite pokemon are relatively obscure and considered edgy by most
>tfw no absol pictures that haven't been posted here
;_;

>>29211810
>>29212251
>>29212498
These are cool

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>>29212551
Not as cool as this one: >>29210700

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Aerosol

>>29196931
Indeed I do.
She helped me beat the Kalos League.

literally my least favorite

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>>29215927
okay

>>29216954
That is too cute.

I want to fuck Absol

>>29218038
>>29218784
Did you draw these? They're pretty good.

>>29218928
I wish I was that good at drawing Absol. No, I found 'em on pixiv.

>>29196931
WHO THE FUCK CARES DATAMINING STARTS NOW LET'S GO

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>>29219094
I'm trying to avoid the leaks. Gonna have to hide in containment threads, but c'est la vie.

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>cool design
>destroys unsuspecting opponents with burns and crits out the ass
>has curious attributes outside its battle capabilities (clairvoyance)
Hell yeah I like doge of doom.
Furfags begone.

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>Been on my team since the Diamond Days
>Mfw Super Luck + Scope Lens
>Mfw XY's Amie increases crit chance
How could I hate my sweeper of many crits

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>>29224357
Super Luck builds are fun, yeah.

>>29214624
pls dont bully edgecat

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So much Absol love.

>all these new waifus
gamefreak. stop.

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gotta get some sleep before the demo arrives for us amerifats

why does absol not have ears?

>>29221588
Fuck, every time.

bump to survive the leak spam

>>29236450
you're really trying, aren't you