Please evolve into something badass... Please... Please don't

>>29189708
It's already waifubait.

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I got news for you buddy and you're not going to like it

>>29189720
Thanks Doc.

>>29189708
Every pokemon is waifu/husbando-bait for someone.

dunsparce is my husbando
yeet

Any Pokemon can be badass, badass is a state, not a being.

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>>29189856

>>29189870
>retard mongoloid garbage like Goodra can be badass
No

>>29189894
Give it the right framing, sure.

>>29189782
But 90% not have canon references likely FEMALE Salandit pheromones...

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>>29189938
Yeah. sure it can.

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>>29189953

Enjoy future bipedal smug lizard in what? 24 hours?

>>29189999
>>29190000

>>29189708
TOO LATE FAGGOT
TIME TO FAP EVEN MORE FURIOUSLY

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>>29190321
I just want to poke it in the stomach and make it my friend

>>29190321
I want it on my dick

>>29189981
didn't it take 3 days last time?

>>29190905
ORAS demo came out on the 15th, datamine happened on the 15th

>>29189953
>male Salandits are such flaming homos that the females had to develop pheromones just to keep their species going

Lewd.

please evolve into a waifumon

>>29189708
>he don't want his own medusa

is this a digimon?

>>29189708
I agree with you OP.
I wouldn't mind if these waifu mon were feminine from the start, but stop turning bro tier mon into shitty virgin waifu bait!

>>29189708
If they do have a waifu evolution based around the whole pheremones thing, I'd like to believe there'd be a separate male evolution, due to the fact that they specifically acknowledge that only the female Salandits have that property.

Unless it becomes another combee

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>>29189708
Well goodness master, look what I've found.
Aren't they just lovely?

>>29189720

Is there a Vegeta counterpart to this gif?

>>29189708
>muh badass pokemon
underageb&

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>>29189720
>>29193523

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Good, I'll need a token waifu on my team.

>>29189708
what about a badass waifu?

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>>29193556
I know right? Thoe fucking underage kids with their badass monsters and kaijus and etc.

Grown, mature men like you and I know better. Our taste in overly feminine pokémon, and "cute" "silly" designs is truly what set us aparts from those immature kids and their metal-plated dragons

By the way, I hope to see you at the next bronicon so we can discuss how all women are whores and how we keep being friendzoned.

Au revoir! *tips fedora*

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>>29189708
>I want a species whose entire point is to attract male mons and humans to evolve into a badass monster
Do you want dry water with that?

>>29195896
>>29195899

>>29195899
Only the females do that, and the bandit theme is more prevalent in the design

Go fuck yourself waifu neckbeard

>>29189708
>implying that shitmon will evolve

AHOY THERE, PU TIER!

>>29195937
Go read the description, the males are irrelevant. Enjoy your Combee 2.0

>>29195937
Enjoy your cat burglar.

>>29189708
I hope it doesn't evolve, I like the idea of beating the shit out of everyone with a tiny gecko.

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>Yfw when females become wafuimwafuimonsis posion/psychic

>Yfw when males turn into a Komodo dragon poison/fire

>>29195959
>shitmon
This thing is designed to fuck up the meta in weird ways

>>29196374
Please this

>>29189708
but anon, she already is waifubait, the best one in years, actually

>>29196471

It's not waifubait to anyone that doesn't have a severe mental disorder.

>>29196593
Read. The. Fucking. Description.
It's canonically waifubait. This is like clownfags all over again

>>29196400
WOW! YOU USED TOXIC ON SKARMORY! SO FUCKING GOOD

*drill pecks you to death*

>>29196617
i think he was implying a human wanting to fuck a toxic salamander was fucking bizarre, never mind the fact it oozes pheromones

"haha it makes people love it to do it's bidding" =/= "I'm gunna/wanna put my dick in it"

>>29196617
It's a lizard that breathes poison and fire. If you see it as "muh waifu", you have a serious mental disorder

>>29189708
I feel you anon. I don't particularly like waifubait pokemon and I need something to deal with fairy types. Its even worse that I want a girl Salandit.

>>29193591
Where's the one with both?

>>29196374
> first poison/psychic after 6 gens
> clit only
Why god?

>>29189708
Thinly veiled "please draw a hot evolution for me" thread

>>29189708
I have big hopes with Salandit.
I'm going mono poison as usuall, and this will be perfect addon to my team.

>>29189708
Riddler indicated it gets split evos based on gender

>wanting to stick your dick in poison/fire

I'll never understand waifufags.

>>29197200
>riddler

Stopped reading there

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no matter how good it may seem there is nothing stopping them pulling some major bullshit

>>29197223
delicous cloaca.

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>>29197232
But Aromatisse is the best Pokemon of Gen 6

>>29196742
It's not how I see it, it's what it is. The males are irrelevant, the females attract males from other species including humans. Wanting to get something completely different for an evolution is just setting yourself up for disappointment. Then you'll start shitposting about the real evo later, because "who would've guessed!?"

>>29197318
worst with that stupid sea pokemon too

>>29197347
>stupid sea pokemon
?

>>29197347
Are you shitting on Malamar, Clawitzer or Dragalge? get the fuck out, it's your fault that we're getting Gen 2 2.0

>>29196374
You're getting Combee 2.0 and you're going to like it.

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>>29197399
barbaracle

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>>29197435
>barbaracle
Ah, well I can't argue with you on that.

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>>29196742
>implying wanting to fuck a pokemon is a serious mental disorder
WARNING! LEWD CONTENT!

>>29197399
>we're getting Gen 2 2.0

What?

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More than a waifumon I hope Salandit becomes an elegant Pokemon like Milotic with a temptress theme. I really love simple yet classy designs but they are really rare.

>>29197584
Lots of cutesy Pokemon, and barely any three stage lines

>>29197666
Oh, you're just a retarded Balliofag.

>>29197701
I hate Ballio and my three favorite Pokemon this gen are Popmaid, Tsareena and Kommo-o.
I was talking about stuff like Palossand, Bewear, the mushroom, and single stage stuff like Drampa, Turtonator, Mimikyu, Bruxish, etc. Bounsweet was saved by the evolutions, but I'm not hopeful for the others

>>29197701
I don't understand why you all hate Balliobros.
They have their threads and act nicer than most of the board, meanwhile every fucker called balliofag starts his post with "I hate Ballio..."

I'll just be happy if it evolves at all, because I'd like to have it on my team.

>>29197871
But I do hate Ballio. Blame the fags who spammed it on every Poppmaid thread

>>29196400
>you can poison a type that's already weak to you!

>>29197318
>Aromatisse defenders believe this
Face it, only waifufags like this mon, unless you don't have a problem with that.

>>29198098
Watch them give Corrosion to Alolan Muk as a HA. Since it doesn't smell anymore and that was Muk's entire gimmick, now it has place for a new HA to play around with.

>>29198098
It can toxic other poison mons I believe anon. Also

>heatran

>>29196659
>Skarmory
>using Drill Peck instead of BB
>implying Salandit won't have an evolution
If you don't know by now how this game works, then you are beer of not saying anything.

>>29198146
Only butthurt plague doctor autists take issue with aromatisse, which is unfortunately quite a lot.

>>29195959
>implying it won't
Remember back when everyone tought Rampardos will be unstoppable and Heatran bottom of the barrel NU ? Yeah, good times.

>>29198189
>a shitmon vs a legendary
>using status

Hm I wonder how that will turn out

>>29198323
>still trying to push that it'll be a shitmon despite knowing fuck-all about its stats/evolutions

>>29198269
By a lot you mean more then half of the community.

I personally don't care much about Aromatisse, you like it ? Good for you, you like a mon I don't like, it's not the end of the world. I just would've loved something more, well, bird like. Like something that doesn't look like a piece of fluff with a mask glued on it. Maybe more royal, like a flamingo (or any kind of bird that can pull a humanoidal stance) with a flamboyant pink dress and possibly more different colors, some purple and black in there to work with the abundance of pink and light green as tone color, but very restricted.

But eh, can't change the past.

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>>29189708
Perhaps you want something like this, OP?

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>>29198414
>anthro
>>>/out/