ITT: pokemon make threads about humon

I wish my trainer would take me back to the pokepark. Just because I ate that guys Eevee doesn't mean I'll do it again. I learned my lesson. Too much fur. Bleh.

My trainer put me alone in a pen with that Ditto. It was so.... adamant.

I'm having my 27th child. I hope it's good enough for him.

>>29185877
Amon are you ROLEPLAYING as a human?

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>>29185791
I'm trying to take apart my master's toaster. There's this doohicky underneath the metal shell. Its also hard to not crush the things between my claws. Or type.

>All these degenerates with trainers
TALL GRASS LIFE 4 EVER

>>29185955
Have fun being a weakling.

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My trainer taught me how to shitpost, it's great!!

Wait til I show Conkeldurr

>>29185955
look at this NFE retard and laugh

>>29185791
I want to fuck a human!

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>>29186033
Dude you need help

>>29186033
Bayleef is that you?

>>29185975
>Implying I'm a weakling
>implying I'm not a high level mon in a end game area
>wanting to lose all your freedom just to get strong
>only battles all the time
Face it capturedfag
Tall grass life is superior in every way

>>29186033
What are you?

We werent too successful the last time. My dong is too big

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>>29186033
You need help

>>29186063
cavefag here can confirm

>>29186063
>implying high level wilds are of comparable strength to trained ones despite having no EVs
>implying all I do is battle all the time

>>29185955
Help, my master keeps trying to tape my paws to the ground? I'm a little worried, is it because I just hit level 35?

>>29186033
Leave now you fucking degenerat
You are the cancer of all living things
Arceus didn't create you to fuck humans
Mew didn't die for this

>>29186076
>cavefag
t. Zubat

>>29186063
>having terrible EVs and IVs
>not finding a loving trainer to travel the world and see new places
>not wanting to be the best you can be
It's your life

>>29186093
Uh, I don't think Mew died, like at all.

>>29186091
Im sorry, but you are fire fighting type

>>29186093
Mew isn't dead. I bet you're from Kanto.

>>29186091
Torracat, we've been waiting for you at the gym

>>29186091
Hey may be trying to rape you
First we must know what mon you are
Second we must know how old your trainer is
Third we must know the trainers luck with women

>>29186033
My trainer is a cute loli... I want to breed with her so bad but if I did that she'd release me for sure. At least I'm an Electrike so small enough to constantly see under her skirt, gonna enjoy the view until I evolve.

>>29186133
Nah. It's Torracat. Stupid dumb trainer wants a Raikou instead

>>29186033
Don't let these guys get you down. Go after your true love you filthy degenerate. Don't be mad if they don't want to do it though.

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Which do you guys like the best: Pokeblocks, Poffins, or Poke Puffs?

Me? I'll eat just about anything.

>>29186098
hey hey i'm a woobat back off

>>29186168
I like poke beans.

brimg s watr typr is grrat. omly peoblrm is the fins,

>>29186173
Bet you dad was a Zubat tough lmao

>>29186173
like that's any better

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I was browsing here earlier and I gotta say you guys are sick bastards, I'll never look at humans and donuts the same way again.

>>29186168
>he likes Kalos food
Disgusting.

>all these NFEs posting

You have to be level 18 to post here, nerds.

>>29186142
Off yourself
>>29186117
>>29186129
Shit who's our Jesus again? Is it also arceus?

And no I'm not from kanto

Anyone see an Indian Elephant around here?

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>>29186168
My trainer buys me luvdisc and magikarp

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>>29186168
Our master taught us how to make donuts

>>29186197
Humans can be pretty attractive, you gotta admit.

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>>29186204
>he evolves at level 18

>>29186226
...that's sushi

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>>29186091
>>29186166
Your trainer is trying to fight change. Change cannot be stopped with tape.

>>29185791
What do you think Human eggs smell like?

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I'm the only pokemon that could actually catch them all

>>29186188
h-he was a golbat... what's wrong with that?

>>29186195
what's wrong with a zubat in the first place

be nice guys :c

>>29186234
No they aren't
I now know why arceus gave up on this world
You are all sickos and need to be genocided like nature would have done if your faggot trainers hadn't caught you

>>29186270
Oh look it's mr. "oh look at me I can be like a human" oh fuck off will ya.

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>tfw too smart to browse /vp/ unironically

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>>29186270
Oh, really?

>>29186279
That fool got caught because even he knew humans were meant for us. We've got a symbiotic relationship man. No need to deny it.

>>29186273
>asking what's wrong with zubats
literally go to any, ANY cave and you'll have your answer.

>>29186261
It's a jelly filled donut

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>>29186313
Go back to using your designated shitting tall grass!

>>29186315
A fine evening to you, master.

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Why does the wind hurt?

>>29186270
And you can go fuck off mr. "look at me guys I'm just like a human!"
Kill yourself and your entire species too
>>29186273
There's a lot of racial tensions when it comes to zubats and you came to the wrong board
Prepared to be memed

>>29186323
simply that they exist?
that they've managed to populate more areas than other pokemon?

I can't understand your prejudice.

>>29186313
>still chooses to get caught
lmao at this guy

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When will these stupid fucking trainers stop using those god-damn "stealth pebbles" or whatever the hell they're called? Do you know how fucking annoying it is to get sent into battle to get instantly drained of stamina?

Fuck all trainers who use this bullshit

>hurr durr charizards are fucking overrated anyway.

Fuck you guys too, I will always be the best and you know it

>>29186357
Just Mega Evolve you dumb baby.

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Any love for a cherubi?

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>>29186357
You mean the clandestine boulders?

>pokemon make threads about which trainers they want to dom/be dommed by

>>29186396
wait what?

>>29186320
CAN A HUMAN GIVE BIRTH TO A POKEMON? NO THEY CAN'T
CAN A POKEMON GIVE NIRTH TO A HUMAN? NO THEY CAN'T
AND BEFORE YOU SAY "but muh pokeballs..." THAT IS TECHNOLOGY SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO ENSLAVE US
YOU ALL GENERATED A FORM OF GENETIC STOCKHOLM SYNDROME

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>>29186204
Not everyone's a damn Butterfree, asshole. I'm level 55 and I haven't even evolved yet.

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ITT: Reasons why Luxury balls shouldn't have internet access any more.

Fuck it hurts to see my fellow species converse like this.

>>29186357
You could always make friends with someone who could Magic Bounce, or has Prankster to block those dumb rocks from harming you.

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>>29186396

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>>29186357
Get better teammates. One of those spinny guys usually does the trick, or try to get your trainer to get an Espeon or something.

I could do it, but I don't have time for this bullshit. None of us have time for this bullshit.

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>>29186357
Kek

>>29186357
>charzard mad cause they get fucked up by rocks
Kek
That's what you deserve you discount dragonite

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>>29186380
>tfw Cherrim NEET
I haven't left my cave for 2 years.
I thought I'd be cute when I evolved but I turned out like this. Do you know how awkward it is being top-heavy and having eyes right next to your feet?

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>>29186479
>be dragonite
>look at any remotely cold pokemon
>die
Yeah, "discount" for sure.

whats up with human evolutions?
they do it like once a year but hardly anything changes
literally "it just gets bigger"

>mfw halfway through their evolution chain they start getting worse stats

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>>29186357
>bitching about sneaky pebbles
Hey buddy they fuck me up too but you don't see me bitching.

>>29186527
>brave bird

>>29186556
what's it to ya?

>>29186519
>Be charzard
>get a rock thrown at you
>die
Ain't much better

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>>29186093
>believing in Arceus
Pokemon like you are holding us back from being the dominant creatures of this planet.

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fuck you, gogoat.

i'll sucker punch your face off this earth.

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hey guys

>>29186033
Skinfags get out

>>29186605
Hitmonlee what the fuck happened

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Yes hello, and buzz buzz to my fellow bug-types, how goes our bug behaviours today?

Today I went zig zag zig
Tomorrow I may zag zig zag
Life is beautiful and full of options
One day ill zig zag zig even in space

>>29186223
edgy

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>>29186197
Oh, you mean like this?

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Hi

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>>29186527
Come take a vacation in Alola region sometimes, courageous chicken

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>>29186669

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Any clues on what happened to my sister?

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HÚMON SUN AND MOON LEAKS COMING AT YA FROM YOUR BOY PORYGON-Z

Smarnerd evolves into Water/Nerd Accountadult

Lazeenager evolves into Grass/NEET Machild

Kindlerkid evolves into Fire/Unstable Pyroman

reminder that lycanroc midday is a fukken goody-four-paws cuck FAGET

MIDNIGHT 4 LYFE BITCHES

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>>29186634
Oh no, a Bug-type! How scary for a Grass-type such as myself! Whatever shall I dooooo?

>>29186576
>Not believing in arceus
>gets shown prof when the DEVIL HIMSELF APPEARS TO ERADICATE A WEAK HUMAN
>Dialga and palkia show up
>nope,not real
You need to open your eyes

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>>29186701
Stfu you digimon

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What does Self-Destruct________ feel like?

>>29186639
when your trainer use your body to smash a rock or cut a tree?

>>29185791
Guys help I accidentally took a shit on my masters car and it actually crushed it!

What do I do? He's sleeping right now and Im freaking out.

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>Be me
>Wld houndour
>Some kid comes by
>Ohshit.jpg
>He sends out gabite
>Nope.avi
>Throws ball
>Escape
>Use roar to BTFO
>2 minutes later he comes back
>Use ball
>Works
>Names me fluffy
>He has primplup,kirlia,buneary,roselia,and gabite
>Start battling like them a little
>Evolve
>Feelsgoodmon.jpg
>Go to gym
>Fighting types
>Gym leaders last mon
>Use fire blast and BTFO lucario
>Lives but gets burned
>Lucario gets a critical hit
>Mfw he spent 3 hours grinding on psychic types so I won't lose

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>>29186634
Don't try it, I can fucking smell your pollen from here. Go fuck a Combee at your earliest convenience, Genesect knows they can barely figure it out themselves.

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>>29186760
>getting caught

>>29186754
Steal some money and buy a completely identical one,what else would you do?

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∞O⋆~!!

Why do Dark types always try and fucking steal my berries? It's hard enough that I can't scare them away from my forests and they keep sitting on my little brothers and sisters, but stealing? Never met a Dark type I could trust.

Captcha- trees. Wow, racist much?

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I saw this on my dad's phone. W-what is this?

>>29186785
What do humans use as money? Do you think the car store will accept my loads of berries?

>>29186215
What the fuck is an Indian Elephant? How do you even pronounce that?

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>>29186740
Oh is that how you wanna do things, chubby?
Don't get too happy just because they gave you a mega evolution, boy. I can hack your pokeball faster than a Pikachu can take down an indian elephant.

Fuckin ghost types, I swear

>>29186788
Fuck off human, this is a Pokemon only thread.

>>29186802
>NFE
MODS

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How do you guys feel about interspecies relationships? I'm in love with a Scrafty but my other Audino friends tell me to stay away from him because of my fighting weakness. But he's not a bad guy!

>>29186839
Fuck off some of us don't have friends so we can't evolve even after level 18

>>29186634
Genesect here
How bitchin are hive minds exactly?
Preferably on a scale of 1 to 10

>>29186846
>actual audino

pls be in unova

also tail or gtfo, you should know the rules by now.

>>29186754
It's ok Aggron, just bury the turd and act like you have no idea what happened. He'll probably think a skarmory landed on it or something.

>>29186773
w-well that' just pollen from, uh, you know, p-p-pollinating plants, y-yeah that's it.

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>>29186829
∞XO@#*~??

>>29186809
>Not already knowing
And you call yourself a dark type

>>29186922
>Aggron
>Dark type
Unless this is one of them alola mutation things I don't think Aggron is a dark type.

>>29186915
Oh
It's a hooker jinx
Shoo shoo
Even tall grassers don't like you

>>29186846
If you learn dazzling gleam it will put them all at ease

>>29186828
Says the synthetic abortion that was so shitty even the people who created you gave up on making your second evolution. How's that twitch treating you, by the way?

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>>29186773
>He doesn't like cute grass types

How do you become this joyless?

>>29186897
I did that, I put the turd in the pool. When master wakes up I'm going to blame Joltik for it.

>>29186922
I'm Pure Steel baby!

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>>29186791
Have you tried challenging them to honorable combat in a duel?

>>29187011
Welp
What's the damage
Is it completely destroyed or is it salvageable

Sweet Arceus what the hell kind of thread have I created

>>29187021
>Muh justice
>muh honor
Shut the fuck up

>>29187045
Its wheels are busted, the windshield is completely shattered, and also the hood is completely caved in, and some type of black liquid is spilling everywhere.

I think master won't notice it too much, but I think he'll still be a little mad.

>>29187021
>Implying dark types are honorable in any way
Some, but most. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

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>>29187021
try me faggot

>>29187021
Say that to my face and not online fucker and see what happens

>>29187011
Aggron you dumb fuck. Joltiks don't even shit. They spin webs.

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Hey faggots,
My name is Zoroark, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am leader of my pack, and have taken down two legendaries on my own. What are you good at, other than “jack off to naked humans”? I also enslave humans, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO pokecash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>29187103
fuck I can't wait for Gumshoos to become president so you dark-type fuckers can get thrown back to Johto where you all belong

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I'm the top percentage Ratata!!
No one can beat me!!

>>29187099
Jus grap some wheels and glue it on and get a new paint job
I'm sure your master won't notice

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>>29186033

>TFW Ditto
>Can morph into trainers dream girl and fuck him all I want.

>>29187004
>he
fucking aliens can't even bother to learn how evolutions work
thank Arceus that Gumshoos is going to deport you fuckers

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>>29187131
If he stops grabbing skittys for long enough you mean

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>>29186033

>>29187120
I banged your mom and became your father faggot

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>>29187155
>actually proud of being a human-wanting slut

>>29186357

>Not having an Espeon bro.

He reflects those rocks and passes me some sweet boosts so I can kick all the ass I want.

>>29187117
That's not true, the other day I saw Joltik in her doody box and she was making something come out of her butt. Doody is supposed to go in the doody box, not webs.

>>29187141
Okay, I took the turd from the pool, put some the wheels on it, and painted it red like the car. I ate the rest of the car to hide the evidence, and I also painted "Kar" on the side of the turd.

Master is waking up now. I'll post an update when I can.

>>29187201
Wait...

Why did you take a shit on your trainer's car in the first place?

>>29187131
>Deporting all the dark types
>Letting psychic types go completely unopposed and push there agenda
Fuck I want gumshoo for president too but I sure hope you realize deporting dark types will never happen

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>>29187161
>Gender binary
>In the year of our lord Arceus 2016

Guess I'll just go fuck whatever and whoever I want, you enjoy your pointless limitations

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>mfw Exegglets come to my island
When will they learn?

>>29187177
I'm having my pack members track you down. You fucked up, you stupid brat.

>>29187120
I saw you with a gardevoir costume yesterday fucking closet faggot

>>29187222
Dark type here and I'm voting for gumshoos

He's only deporting the ones who came here without a trainer

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>>29186263
Humans don't lay eggs, mon.
They "pregnate", it's like holding the egg inside themselves, but never lay them.

Humans are really strange creatures.

>>29186428
>Its trainer doesn't let it shitpost

>>29186487
Do it. Find a good, dedicated trainer and hide from these 10-year-old children. They are the worst.
Have seen lot of partners never return because of them.

>>29187182
Being trained by the right human is the true redpill, my friend. Don't let these faggots who let themselves be caught by anyone sway you.

>>29187182

Someone's bitter they can't transform.

>>29187238
Come say that to my face, you stupid NFE.

>>29187236
someones sore I left his mom when he was hatched

Pathetic runt

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my trainer is having trouble choosing which pokemon to evolve me into.

>>29187283

What would you say your nature is and is your ability anticipation or not?

Is it bad that I find mon outside my egg group sexy?

>>29187283
He wants to evolve you into a pikachu?

Either you're underage or you need a new trainer, stat.

>>29187220
Update: So master was pretty mad at what happened. I'm not allowed to have dessert for a week now. :(

Also I have to wear this sign that says "I poop on cars"

It was supposed to be a gift, to make his car cool. I didn't think it would crush his car!

>>29187283
Tell him you want to evolve into Pikachu

>>29187283
>letting your trainer choose what you're gonna be for the rest of your life
Grow a fucking spine and evolve into whatever the fuck you want to. Umbreon

>>29187275
You won't be talking shit when my pack members find you and tear you to shreds. I'll tell them to take your head once they kill you I can mount it on my cave wall.

>>29187317
and that you want your name to be spaghetti

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ITT: Post reasons why you let yourself get caught

For me, it was so I could actually evolve.

>>29187336
>Azurill pretending to be a Zangoose

>>29187283
Sylveon because dragon rape is fun. Those ribbons would be damn useful too.

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Guys, I need some serious help. My trainer just got a Pyroar, and has been using him as his main partner for a while. Normally, that wouldn't bother me, but this new guy is such a douchebag. Arceus damn, it's like he has some sort of blood bound hatred for me. He eats my food, bites my leg when I'm trying to sleep, it fucking sucks. What can I do? I feel so powerless, all this cunt does is knock me around.

>>29187336
Keep talking about your pack.

I know you're referring to your pack of pokepuffs, fatass.

>>29187265
Oh
It's this fucker again
I thought you got banned for life after you called a mod a "bimbo jinx who I fucked in the ass 700 times"
Any way your not fooling anybody
Your actually a NEET underaged lucha litten who is insecure about there muscle size and lost over a 100 matches
You try to compensate by acting like an alpha over the Internet and thinking that people actually don't know that you're baiting

>>29187349
I'm a Zoroark, thank you very much.

>wild grass fags still in denial
I'll just be over here eating some fucking poke puffs, but no go ahead. Tell me how great living in grass is.

>>29187377
>says the Ditto

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Why aren't I allowed on airplanes?

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>>29187364
Okay I still think honorable single combat is the way to go here.

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>>29187347
Some giant green asshole totaled my meteor, needed a place to crash until I can get a new one.

>>29187364
What pokemon are you?

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>>29187347
>Be grass type
>Harassed all day by bug types which want to bite me
>Instead I could spend my time snuggling with a cute human and actually growing up

>>29187364
Trying asserting your dominance by humping it.

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>There are slowpokes in this board that let themselves get bitten on the tail

Holy shit I hope they enjoy being slow and stupid for the rest of their lives

Getting bitten on the head is where it's at, smart, powerful and good-looking. Actually laughing at you Slowbro shitlords right now.

>>29187223
>implying that pointing out that the poster you replied to was a Vespiquen and therefore female is the same as denying that genderless Pokémon exist
Have fun finding someone who'll want you, by the way.

>>29187396
>muh numale chivalry
>the way to go
costanzaface.jpg

guys, if you ever meet a human named Ghetsis, avoid him at all costs, just run.

>>29187420
t. slowking that's salty that he can't megaevolve

>>29187444
Trips confirm

>>29187371
>>29187373
>>29187386
That's it, where the fuck are you? I'm going to kill you myself.

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>>29187364
Roar thad faggot bro

>>29187412
Furfrou, is that important?

>>29187417
Don't think that'd be the smart thing to do, he's fucking huge.

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>>29187444
My trainer already defeated that guy with me though

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>>29185791
HOW MAKE HUMAN GIVE RED JUICE?

>>29187454
Only thing you've ever killed is your trainer's stash of twinkies.

>>29186846
>dating a fighting type
its like you want domestic violence

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Oh halo everyone. What a bazinga day to digicommute on 4chan.org/vp/ at the present, am I right, my fellow Pokemon?

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>>29187444
Who actually remembers the names of all those humans? There's like billions of them or something. How am I supposed to know which one is whoever you're talking about?

>>29187461
Well, Pyroar don't like grass types in my experience. What moves do you have?

>>29187475
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE YOU LITTLE CUNT

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>>29187364
>>29187396
>Honorable combat
Kick that fucker in the nuts and he should quickly understand you shouldn't be messed with.

>>29187471
>>29187484
Who are you?

>>29187420

good luck mega evolving

>>29187420
>420

Haaaaaaaaaa duuuuuuuuude fuuuuuckiiiiiiin nooooooooice

>>29187484
I fuckng hate this thing so bad. It looks like a bad guy from one punch man....

>>29187454
I'm on top of Mt. Coronet, come fight me faggot.

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>>29187421
Nowhere near what I said, but have fun shuffling that goalpost around.

Also, these tentacles aren't just for show.

>>29187454
>actually getting triggerd
Lol
Mods when you going to ban this fucker again

>>29187512
>It looks like a bad guy from one punch man
>That's a bad thing

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hey guys, have you heard about those team rocket humans? i hear they've been selling tails from pokemon like me, im scared plz send help

>>29187532
who gives a fuck, don't you dumbasses grow those back anyways

>>29187484
The fuck are you?

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>>29187471
You don't.

Though you could get a female trainer, if you're nasty.

>>29187512
>one punch man
it's one punch mon you fucking idiot

>>29187532
It grows back you fucking pussy.

>>29187532
Just become a slowbro or get a trainer

>>29187532
It's what you get for living the the shithole that is johto

>>29187532
Have you looked behind to check if you haven't your tail cut?

>>29187499
Uh, I can growl, bite, protect myself, and use facade.

>>29187503
>kick
He'd tear me apart. I wanna learn surf, drown that asshole.

>>29185791

Any pokemon with a female trainer here?

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>>29186732
Can't fool me rock type. Luckily us water types don't have a problem with rocks!

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>>29187347
I wanted to get stronger. I couldn't do that by myself. I only got so far.

Master gave me stuff he called "vitamins" like protein and iron and zinc and such. I gotta say, I learned some new moves I never would on my own, like Bullet Seed and Leaf Blade.

If any of you have access to that box thing humans call a TV, look out for me on the battle frontier channel.

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>>29187545
HOW MAKE HUMAN FEMALE GIVE RED JUICE?

>>29187364
>>29187461
Knot the shit outta him, that outta do it.

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>>29187532
Let them take it I say, no tail means a shellder can't bite it.

Evolve into the superior Slowmon

>>29187508
>>29187452

Screw you guys, I don't need no damn megastones, I'M 10 TIMES BETTER THAN THOSE BASTARDS WILL EVER BE

>>29186948
FUK U!
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET!
I'M A STRONG, PROUD, INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN! MMMMMHHMMMM!

>>29187513
Alright, Mt. Coronet it is. I'm going to fucking rip your throat, you understand me?

>>29187523
Sunnyshore City, huh? I'll be sure to stop by there shortly. Don't go anywhere, faggot.

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>>29187532
Where do you live anon? I know some human trainers that will protect you.

>>29187501
Lostlorn forest. Try your best to even make it outside, lardy.

>>29187591
Nice false flagging. Everyone knows Jynx can't speak.

>>29187568
Then stay near your trainer as much as possible. What move does the pyroar know?

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>>29187593
I'll be waiting lil bitch baby

>>29187584
Wait a month, then ask politely.

>>29187578
You're a fucking normal fag, you don't get water till you evolve.

>>29187584
Seriously, who the fuck is this guy? Anyone ever seen him before? What type is he? Does he have a trainer?

>>29187568
>He'd tear me apart.
Can't you learn Low Kick?
Protip: Pyroar are weak to fighting attacks.

>>29187347

I honestly got lucky.I got picked up by a pretty awesome trainer I get to slap a lot of other trainers shit I never have to fight stuck-up asshole Psychic types and I accomplished my dream of making it too victory road. I beat the crap out of the biggest members of my species and made those overrated weak ass homos start circle throwing me and running away. We are gonna take on the elite four and apparently theres a lot of Dark and Ice types he wants me to break and man is it gonna be fun

>>29187607
WE

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>>29187559
oh wow, turns out i didn't even have a tail to begin with! whew, guess that means im safe

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>>29187618
CHICKEN GIRL SAID NO.
PLEASE HELP.
AM HUNGRY.

>>29187396
I'm a dark type but have a gallade friend he doesn't go berserk trigger mode that much. Are you a gardevoir male that was forced to be a trap?

>>29187601
Losthorn? You fucked up, buddy. My entire pack including myself resides there. I can change the layout of the entire forest so that you can't escape. I'm coming for you.

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>>29187414
Are... Are some humans actually this dumb? All these trainers roaming around having strategic combat made me think otherwise.

What the heck is fairy tail? Is that like slowpoke tail?

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>>29186658
>sunibee porn
AAAAAAA

>>29187577

>pokemon with female trainer
>in the internet

They are fucking their trainer rigth now, they don't have time to waste here

>>29187532

Didn't they get taken down by some level 11 humans? Just use your psychic powers on them when they attack you.

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Hey guys, can someone please tell me what's the plan against Yo-Kai fags? We are all pokemon here after all.

>>29187635
My trainer's friend joined this place called the Aether foundation, they said it comes from an alternate reality or something? Apparently it's called an 'Ultra Beast'.

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>>29186866
>We'd Estimate a 10+/10

>We'd Estimate a 10+/10

>We'd Estimate a 10+/10

>We'd Estimate a 10+/10

>We'd Estimate a 10+/10

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>>29187663
I'm well aware of your pack of pokepuffs residing within you.

Also, if you even had the strength to turn around, maybe you wouldn't have such an issue finding me.

Here you are, say hello to /vp/, faggot.

>>29187484
This is a pokemon thread gtfo faggot

>>29187684

Sure fellow Pokemon, we're going to prepare a battle field in advance, just cover it in spikes, toxic spikes, and stealth rocks. They'll kill themselves.

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>>29187656
Bro I'm really 'mirin them pecs and shoulders. What's your workout routine?

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>be unovan
>get shot
Top kek. Enjoy hunting season this fall, unovafags

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>>29187347
I wanted to enter Sinnoh Super Contests! I heard they have dancing.

>>29187700
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO!? FUCKING DELETE IT RIGHT NOW!!!

>>29186523
Underrated

>>29187652
WUZ

>>29187665
Maybe it's a Dragon type in disguise that wanted to test if it was resistant to fire.

>>29187684
You sure look strange today, Meowth.
What happened? Shekels are low nowadays?

>>29187731
KANGASKHANS

>>29187731
KANGZ

>>29187579
This mon gets it.

Sometimes, you got to risk your liberty to reach your full potential. Snacking on your neighborhood Oran Berries can only provide for you for so long.

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>>29187656
Just keep asking around. Especially the ones that call themselves Officer Jenny.

>>29187586
My head JUST comes up to his shoulder, I couldn't reach even if I wanted to.

>>29187612
I'm not even sure. His teeth can get fiery when he bites sometimes, when he roars wild mons run away. That's pretty much it for what I know.

>>29187646
I think I can, shit man, I didn't even know that.

>>29187763
N

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>>29187532
No, I am a big strong Gallade! And I'm not triggered, I just think if everyone settled their differences in duels like civilized folk we would all be better off.

>>29187722
Are you really shiny? That looks really pretty.

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Hey guys, I hear that people call me a Mythical, what does that mean?

>>29186013

/vp/ is an infinite number of Primapes in an infinite number of PC BOXes...

My training just keep using amie to bully me. Someone help me pls

>>29187780
SHIEEET

>>29186688
I saw her one time with this short kid. I think they kissed or something? I don't know it was dark out. I think his name was Flash or Trash.

>>29187796
Easy. When it's time for a battle, just shit and do nothing.

>>29187700
>>29187726
IM FUCKING SERIOUS YOU BASTARD! DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW! YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS ARE STARTING TO FUCKING MAKE MY CHEST HURT!

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I'VE ARRIVED TO PROTECT YOU ALL INGENOUS MONS FROM THE NIGHT!PRAISE ME

>>29187779
Just say surprise when he's sleeping, you can also show dominance this way and he'd never mess with you again.

>>29187530
OPM, while a pretty okay series, is only okay under the context that it's supposed to be sattire of how ridiculous some anime is.

The bad guys are supposed to be as autistic as possible. I actually take pokemon somewhat seriously...

>>29187827
Maybe Crash or Hash?

>>29187779
Wait until his bite starts hurting you even when he isn't attacking you, then use facade.

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>>29187786
Diancie! Why have you been crying so often lately?

>>29187786
I heard you wanna pork humans, is that true?

>>29187700
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little baby mon? Ill have you know I maxed out on EVs in Super Training, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 300 confirmed faints. I am trained in Oranguru warfare and Im the top Seviper in the entire International Police. You are nothing to me but just another Ring Target. I will black you the fuck out with accuracy increases the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dittos and Zoroarks across the Unova and your PC box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the heavy rain, Grubbin. The heavy rain that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre a fucking Ghost-type, NFE. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can knock you out in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with Struggle. Not only am I extensively trained in un-held item combat, but I have access to the weapon of AZ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what Giratinaesque retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Lickitung. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you Arceusdamned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

>>29187833
maybe you can cry off some of that weight

i'm just looking out for you son

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>>29187577
>>29187669
>mfw Agatha

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>>29187866
That's none of your business Jirachi

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>>29187740
Oh don't worry I'm fine, my father is a Charizard and my mother a Meowth.
That's how pokemon work r-right?

>>29187878
She a damn GILF.

>>29187779
You get STAB on giga impact, right?

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Will I ever be pretty?

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>>29187836
I'm afraid your help is unnecessary, as keeping back night is a role I have taken care of in the past.

>>29187855
I could've sworn I heard Soot. Maybe I just wandered to close to Mt. Chimney again

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>>29187868
What do you mean by that?

>>29187836
HAHAHA IS IT TRUE YOUR THE SUN LEGENDARY YET YOUR WEAK TO FIRE
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>29187878
>Perfect 6 ivs Human
>Still complaining

>>29187904
I heard you guys evolve into beautiful snake like Pokemon. I mean I've never seen it myself, but I think my trainer did. That weird electric book thing he has has some info on it.

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>there are actually mons on this board who think they need to be traded by humans to evolve

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>>29187726
>>29187833

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKK

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>>29187910
Wait, there's another Volcarona here? Cool.

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>>29187722
Wow, a shiny Pokemon, I'm sure you must be very valuable. Would you mind coming with us for just a moment, as members of the same evolution line?

Just a reminder that Latios sister is a slut for human dicks

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>>29187882
I-I'm sorry, I was just concerned about you. Hope you are feeling better anyways.

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My trainer wants me to take him for a sleigh ride. Should I do it for him?

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>tfw i'm illegal on most Alolan beaches

>>29187972
It's over for me guys
Trainer is mass wonder trading mons in the same box and soon i'll be next.
I'll keep you posted, but I don't have much time.

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>>29187957
>actually trying to fool a Psychic-type with that shitty disguise

>>29187347
I legitimately thought it'd be a nice experiment to see how I would break out soon after getting caught.

Got some good runner up attempts, thanks to the bastard for not keeping his eye on me. Eventually managed to hide under a marsh until sundown.

now I feel bad for it, in retrospect

>>29187847
He'd probably turn the tables, knowing him, not worth it man.

>>29187862
Never thought of that either.

>>29187892
I do indeed, I think.

>>29187875
>>29187954
SCREW ALL YOU PEOPLE LAUGHING AT ME! SCREW YOU!

>My female trainer gonna to have her first period
>Her odor make me crazy
>I just want to pin her in the ground and fuck her senseless

Any method to contain my natural urges? My trainer don't have any koffing to kill my nose

>>29188000
Oh boy here it comes, he has selected me, My time is here. I'll see you all in hell.

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A Mewmanon here.

My boyfriend Mewtwo got arrested. He got caught smuggling Rare Candies up his rectal canal. I feel like crud. Post funny human pics.

Pic related.

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Who /legendary/ here?
Feels good being worshipped by a bunch of Islands, and some kid who is always 10 years old and loses every tournament

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>>29187710
DRINK MANY HUMAN RED JUICE.
GET BIG.
MUCH BIG.
GOOD TASTY.

>>29187772
DID THIS.
NOW WRITING FROM STRANGE ROOM WITH BARS.
STILL NO RED JUICE

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>>29187684
Hm you look suspicious. Are you really a Pokemon?

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>>29187957
Okay! I can sense that you guys really want me to go with you. Let's go dancing!

You'll need a poison-type friend.
That's your only hint, I'm not willing to share the rest.

>>29188000
>>29188038
But you'll just be in the hands of a different trainer, pokéanon. You can still post here and even tell about the new experiences with your new trainer!

Hope you weren't gotten by a mexican

>>29188038
You're literally going from living in one box to living in another box. What is the difference?

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>>29187710
>>29188052
K A L O S
A
L
O
S

>>29188076
meant for >>29188023

>>29188023
Screw me?
I'd like to see you try.

this is real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S77vUCEPNc
I can't believe this!

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Aren't humans intelligent enough to potentially find this board? If we really want to fuck them shouldn't we be careful with our shitposts so we don't scare them off.

>>29188035

Fucking do it. Her body want it

or at least lick her if you're 2big4her

>>29188114
It's just a meme.
Nobody actually does that.