Japs hate and murder these graceful creatures, this explains

>>29182409
Who gives a shit

Dolphins kill their own children on the regular for no reason

They're just like humans; pigs of the sea

>>29182409
I hate dolphins

>Dolphins
>graceful
They're assholes and rapists.

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>>29182474
So humans are pigs of the land then?
And pigs are the humans of the animal kingdom?

>>29182636
>pigs are the humans of the animal kingdom

>>29182636
Humans are long pig.

>LITERAL dolphin rape caves

>>29182636
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>>29182692
Two legs good, four legs bad.

>>29182409
what the fuck I hate Japan now!

>>29182409
When will this "dolphins aren't ugly as fuck" meme die?

>>29182474
>>29182581
This is all true. Fuck dolphins. I couldn't care less.

>>29182409
Thank you Japanese!

DORPHIN AND WHARE?

>>29182749
Twelve legs get a newspaper

>>29182783
>So weeb he didn't know that Japan does pretty shifty stuff to the ocean

>>29182409
Dolphin are only good for fucking or killing. So I understand if they don't want this kind of adult subject matter in their games. Still though

>those beautiful and smooth innie pussies
>real life anime inverted nipples with pop out nice and thick out of their little pockets
I would like to fuck a dolphin
>you will never nibble those nipples
>you will never eat that tasty pussy
>you will never deny her the pleasure of using her pussy and stick it in her ass instead
Also
>you will never slice out a few steaks and have a nice dinner
Why live

>>29183081
What the fuck

>>29183330
Never seen dolphin pussy or nipples?

>>29183081
Add in the fact that it takes literally no convincing to get a dolphin to fuck, and you've got a pretty good gig going there.

>>29183081
Wouldn't a dolphin just drown you or snap off your dick if you tried to rape it?

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>>29182409
>The Japanese mass murder the sadistic rapists of the sea

WTF! I love the Japanese now!

>>29183475
Dolphin's are literally always up for sex. Like, they will do the equivalent of humping you at every opportunity.

>>29183081
The only people that Ive met who were dolphinfuckers also turned out to be sick depraved pedophiles who have folders of IRL dolphin porn, documentaries of old people who claimed they fucked dolphins as teens and were girlfriend and boyfriend with each other (one even says the dolphin he fucked committed suicide cus it was in a bout of depression for being away from its lover for so long) and have incredibly intimate knowledge of dolphin anatomy. Their #1 goal in life is to find a dolphin by the shore and fuck it right there in the water.

I honestly have no words.

>>29183475
The dolphin would just go for it. If its got a headache or needs to wash its hair, it'll just move away.

I've been thinking. It would be easy to make dolphin porn. Build a room and water proof it, have water rain down heavily at all times, put a dolphin on a harness so its lifted off the ground, film guys fucking it

>>29183383
Pics, faggot

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>>29183081
Neato

>>29182409
>why we ain't got Dolphinmons

what is kyogre

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>Wanting Pokemon based on the manlets of the Dolphins species
>Not wanting a proper Orca Pokemon as the representative of Dolphin kind

Reminder that Orca's will literally toy with seals trapped on ice flows to use them as training for the young pod members to coordinate how to knock seals off.

>>29183619
A gay fish

>>29182409
Dolphins are food. Plus they rape. They're one of the 1400 thousand animals that rape.

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>>29183627
Kyogre is my favorite Pokemon, and it's pretty close

>>29183627
I'm not sticking my dick near that

>>29183655
Killer whale

>>29183583
Banworthy. Not on my PC either. Just bing it. The nipple pictures might be hard or impossible to find, but I have those, just not on me. Imagine nice nipples. Like fat pencil erasers. Well those pop out of the little pockets next to the vagina

By the way. Popmaid and brionne would have dolphin style genitals, if female ones existed that is