Fill out the blan

/vp/

>>29169410
All 151 of them.

>>29169410
"I like dressing up as Lucario sometimes."

"Charizard"

Pokemon Go

>>29169473
What's wrong with charizard?

>>29169410
Nothing because I'm such a loser I never had a date in the first place

>Gen 3 is my favorite

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>"The Anime"

>Pokemon Go is so much fun! And I have an Umbreon hoodie, just so I let everyone know I like the thingy!
But in all honestly, a date? Never happened, so I'll pass most of things and try to something to have fun.

>>29169410
The good old 151, have you seen some of the new mns

>it was all good until the garbage and ice cream came

>>29169410
Pokemon is part of a vast demonic conspiracy, and the devil Nintendo is using pocket demons to build an army of junior satanists.

basically my childhood

>>29169410
>There is a bomb strapped to my chest

Seriously, no part of pokemon fandom is a dealbreaker to me.

>>29169410
A Pokémon as cute as Pikachu is the strongest Pokémon

>>29169426
150*

>>29169410
"Yiffing"

>>29169410

>"All the cool may-mays! I liek mudkipz, hurr durr. Ell oh Ell, Ex Dee Dee Dee Dee"

>"The fanbase."

>"Pikachu, itz so cute like omg."

>"Y'know, how I get raped and pillaged every time I go out and play Pokemon GO."

>"Pokemon GO."

>"I totally relate with *Insert Pokemon Here* on an emotional level"

>"The Anime"

>"The fact that whenever you play Pokemon, you get exercise while doing it! GO was probably the best thing to happen to humanity! It got all of the fat faggot neckbeards out of their basements and out in to the real world!"

>"/vp/"

>>29169410
>mew can learn any move

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>>29170205

>>29170205
immunity cat

>>29169410
''Mew should have protean''

>>29170228
w-whats protean?

>>29170205
kys nigger

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>>29170205

>>29169410
Smogon.

>>29169410
"I'm your mom
and then she takes off a mask and its my mom

>>29169426
>>29170081
Why does poor mew always get left out?
Also they think Togepi is part of the original 150

>>29170273
*whips out duel fire and ice katanas*
*teleports behind you*
*cuts off arms and legs*
*laying there bleeding to death*
"Heh, too easy"
*fuses the ancient blades together*
*forms the Narusaskeyasha Demon Blade of Hell*
*cuts your soul from your body and sends it to the shadow realm*
"Good fight, kid"

>>29169532
he's a contrarian bitch

>>29170301
It's nothing compared to Lucario and greninja

>>29169410
"It brought me a lot of joy after I found out I have terminal cancer and super AIDS"

>>29170178
Underrated

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>"Poketubers"
>"The original 150"
>"Pokemon GO"

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>>29170205

>>29170205
despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

>Verlisify

>>29169532
He's a huge nigger

"Roothoot"

>>29169410
Pokemon Go

"Pikachu"

>>29170205
The shit meme is back

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>>29170205

>"how ash is such a good role model "

>>29170047
Why was this so common?

>>29169410
ash
pikachu
calling a gen trash
double team shit strats
stallfag
batonpass

>>29169410
"It's provided a lot of youth interest in competitive dog fighting, which is how I made my fortune!"

Seriously, I'm very polite and tolerant, and i love listening to people talk about things they love. it'd take some fucked up shit to get more than 'to each their own' out of me.

>>29170178
I totally relate with Dunsparce on an emotional level

Either
>furry porn
Or
>gen 1 because the new ones are bad xd

>>29170294
Kek. Maximum Kek.

>>29171981
Same here

why the fuck would i be dating some worthless 3d garbage? fuck off, normie

>Pokémon Go

>"They should offer more than two genders"

I'd probably stab her eye out with a fucking fork, desu.

None because I'm not so autistic that I'd end a friendship/relationship over a different opinion

>>29173611
agree, these type of people are fucking toxic

Gen 5

>>29173673

I swear to god fucking normies like you are fucking ruining 4chan. vp. all of it. jesus fucking christ we can't even exaggerate a little bit for some entertainment without some fucking normalfag showing off how well adjusted and he is and how fucking stupid we are for something like this that is obviously a joke.

holy shit i'm mad. get the fuck out. seriously.

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>>29173673
A present

/join showderp

>>29173673
shut the fuck up Justin

>>29173673
>tfw I'm too mature to give you a (You) for this

iktf

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>>29173783
But you gave the frying man a (You) Onee-chan!

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>>29173673
(you) would make a great bf, anon

>>29169410
Non-binary gender system.

>>29169410
>You're on a date with girl

>big fan of pokémon just like you

>you " What's your favourite thing about pokémon?"

>Her: "Porn"

>You stand up and take her home with you, fucking like animals long into the night

>>29169410
"I love the porn"

>>29169410
>You're on a date with a trap gardevoir
>big fan of pokémon franchise just like you
>you " What's your favourite thing about pokémon?"
>They: trainers porn
>You stand up and leave...leave the restaurant, your home and your country

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>You're on a date with girl/boy

>big fan of pokémon just like you

>you " What's your favourite thing about pokémon?"

>They: "It's time to wake up, anon. We miss you. Just, please, wake up."

>You stand up and leave...leave the restaurant, your home and your country

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>>29169592
>"The Cartoon"

>>29169410
"How there's only 151 actual Pokémon."

>>29170228
But it should

So should Ditto and Arceus since it suits them

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>>29170178
I totally relate with Tortunator on an emotional level.

>>29169410
The cows have come home, comrade.

>>29169410
Greninja

Breeding
It's a good indicator that they're too autistic even for me

>>29169410
"I like Hoopa unbound, it has a great design and looks like a pokemon."

>>29176662
Delphox and braxien are sooo amazing<3

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>"I'm attracted to Ash Ketchum."

I'll take that bitch and dunk her straight into a trash can where horrible taste like this belongs.

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>>29173673
shut yer trap, dumb normieposter

If she says Pokemon Go it's a near dealbreaker because I'm an Ingress bro from a year before Go came out that had certain things ruined for me.
But if she says porn is her favorite thing I am out.
Anything else and I'd probably be able to wear my umbreon kigu with her to cons and junk. Lol.

>>29169410
>N's quest to free all Pokemon from slavery

Go

>>29173731
calm down autist

>Their sexual appeal. Zoroark and Lucario are my favorites. <cue long explanations about being into real-life beastiality and fucking her dog>

>>29169410
"How SM are making characters who are trans or non-binary."

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>>29172058
If you're dating someone who would literally blurt out "furry porn" to that question then you're just a bad matchmaker.