STOP T O P

Why only count hula bird? Why count Salandit before we even know what it evolves into?

>>29159350
whats goodra is going on.

>>29159375
You're never gonna bring the Goodra meme back no matter how hard might try.

it gets me so fucking steamed that girls should have designs that they might relate to in my taiwanese tamogatchi simulator

>>29159350
listen i hate waifus and especially waifufags but you gotta chill
Oricoro is not waifu tier and we havent seen salandit's evo yet
also i actually like the grass waifu desgins i hope theyre not female only

>>29159409
because there's no male poppmaids, sure dutygenerate.

>>29159350
>stop making good mons

>>29159371
Seems redundant to list all four versions.

Does anyone else think all Pokemon designs should just have big dicks flopping everywhere

no girly shit

>>29159350
Maybe if people would stop sexualizing everything it wouldn't be a problem.

>>29159415
Eat shit you moeblob loving faggot.

>>29159545
How about

girly shit

but

with dicks

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>>29159545

>>29159427
>also i actually like the grass waifu desgins i hope theyre not female only

Mangosteens are the Queen of Fruit. Safe to say that they're going to be female only.

If Gamefreak are smart they'd make in this generation, or a future one, an all male Durian counterpart.

I agree. we need more mons that look like Absorption

>>29159371
>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

>>29159562
What's even wrong with sexualizing things? Would you rather have those neckbeards go out chasing actual children?

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>>29159350
>tfw waifufag but dislike all of those as waifus

>>29159594
yeah i figured
maybe this will be an opportunity to get over my personal bias

>>29159350
If you think an Orchid Mantis, a bird, two seals, a robotic fairy, and a grey salamander are attractive, it's not GF's fault.

>>29159506
>>29159537
KEK

>Pokemon should be masculine reptiles ONLY

We didn't need two feminine pure grass lines in another small generation of pokemon. Both physical attackers at that.

They did the same thing making two physical grass/ghosts in gen 6. GF just can't get it right with grass!

>>29159923
>They did the same thing making two physical grass/ghosts in gen 6.

This was weird. It was strange that they didn't make them version exclusives either considering they're both two stage and evolve the same way too.

Riddler said Salandit's evo will be a waifu

>>29159350
Today I learned that poster #29259350 is a faggot.

>>29160331
dude wtf the huge, rampant porn culture in Japan is exactly the reason their birth rate is so low in the first place

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>mfw they give tsareena a 50% gender ratio when it has an ability called 'queenly majesty'

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>>29159545
I know one guy

>>29160764
>mfw when the ability is gender-locked

>>29160764
Only the females get oblivious?

>>29159579
I like the way you think. :^)

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>>29160775
>That entry about people mistaking Lucario for a legendary pokemon because of the graceful motions of its dong.

>>29160777

Trips confirm gender exclusivity

>>29160777
trips confirm

> putting the shirtless male hula dancer oricorio in this list of waifumon because its pink and therefore you cant possibly see it as anything but female

yall continue to be so fuckin sad

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>>29160704
That's a nice gif.

>>29160871
sauce?

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>>29159350
u forgot

>>29159350
>Using the Hula Bird over Cheerleader Bird
Disgusting

>>29160900
The same of the Brionne gif.

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>>29160911
you wouldn't a fly

>>29159350
not using the cheerleader?

>>29159350
I don't feel like fucking Hula Bird. It's the Cheerleader that makes my dick diamonds

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I have fallen.

Pokemon are erotic to me now.

I have accepted my cruel fate.

>>29160958
>Using the Cheerleader Bird over Flamenco Bird
Disgusting

>>29161341
There's no sweeter death than dying knowing you've consacrated your semen to who or what you truly loved.

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>Slandit will probably have a female only evo
>It's a Combee disaster again

>>29159350
Why are retards here so triggered by feminine designs? Just ignore them, like you did on previous generations, you dickloving fags

>>29161341
How old are you? I'm 26 and never felt compelled to fap to a Pokemon before seeing Brionne and Steenee.

>>29159350
Steenee isn't a waifu and neither is Brionne.

>>29161360
>not using the objectively superior japanes bird
incredible

>>29159415
this

>>29161341
I was normal too, a few years ago. But now I've seen the light. I have a huge pokeporn folder organized by Pokedex number. Thanks /vp/

Just don't become a full on furfag with fursonas and fursuits and all that shit

>>29161458
How are they not waifus?

>inb4 they're too young

>>29161458
You are my waifu.

>>29161588
What kind of exercises do I have to do to become more girl-like? Lots of cardio?

>>29161539
They're daughterus

>>29161622
And what's exactly preventing you from marrying your daugther?

>>29161637
They're for hug only, you sick fuck

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>>29161622
>not waifuing your daughteru
come on, it's 2016!

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>>29161767
That is not okay, anon. You need to protect them

I hate waifufags for corrupting cool ass Pokemon. Sort of unrelated but Roserade is one of my favourite Pokemon and I view him as a masked vigilante/zoro character

>>29161767
nice clit you got there

>>29161888
I'm a waifufag, and I always saw it as a male too. I didn't see it as female until people here claimed it as their pokefu

>>29161987
And what, you thought Roselia was male too?

>>29159609
I'd rather have then not be disgusting pervs in general.

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>>29162025
You can't choose not to be a perv, that would just make things worse.

>>29162006
No, only Roserade. It's weird, I know, but I really struggle to see it as feminine. It looks more like a flamboyant guy, like Wallace

>>29159579

Hire this man, GF.

>>29162072
Eh, I found it plausibly male until I noticed the wide hips.

>stop