You have finally caught the elusive Suicune! Now what are you

Teach it calm mind and spam scald

>>29158687
release it

max out its hp and def IVs and teach it surf, calm mind, sleep talk, and rest

Into the pokebank it goes.

>>29158687
Boop its snootle.

>>29158886
This

>>29158894
MODS

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>>29158831
>surf

someone post the comic

I would ride it into battle.

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Fuck it.

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>>29158687
Stick my finger in its forehead crystal hole.

>>29158966
playing third gen comp thats what

>>29159038
Anon....Why!?
Why not try your foot instead?

>>29158687
into the PC it goes, never to be used in battle.
It'll see the light of day again when a new pokemon game comes out and I want to transfer it for pokedex data

Perform consensual sexual intercourse.

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>>29159091

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Box it and use the superior water legendary

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>>29159091

suck his dick

>>29158687
Box that shitty sparkledog.

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>>29159091

>>29158894
I don't have the slightest clue what this means but it sounds like rubbing your noses together.
That would be what I would do with it.

>>29159318
I really like Suicune's face in the first panel.
It's definitely disappointed.
Even Eusine would have been better.

Kick it's head in for ruining the Fire/Ice/Lightning dynamic.

>>29159318
Clearly the vagina is located above the forehead.
>>29159038

>>29159387
talk about overcompensation

>>29158687
Open a thread in /vp/ so someone names it if trips, see first trips comment is from N and release it

>>29158687
Leave it in my PC for the next couple forevers.

>>29159318
That's hot.

I want to give it a kiss on the forehead and give it some poke puffs.

>>29159342
Booping the snootle just means a soft tap on the nose, Anon.

I would snuggle with it just look at it all cute and stuff

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>>29159038

>>29158687
Knock it unconscious, and keep it under with a steady stream of anesthetics, and alive with an IV drip. Use it to purify mass amounts of befouled water across the globe, solving water crises the world over. Do research on how this ability might prove useful as part of a desalination procedure.

>>29160261
...I mean

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>>29159038

>>29159318
No problem, Suicune still has a mouth or you can just rub it against its butt cheeks

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>>29159379
I think it just confuse

>>29160490
Or you could just thighfuck it.
Thighfucking is god tier.

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>>29160562
This

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>>29158894
____LEWD____

I think of most of the legendary pokemon as males. This includes pokemon usually thought of as feminine like Xerneas, Articuno, Reshiram and Suicine.

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so were they dogs, cats or beasts?

>>29160632
cool

>>29160562
True, the lack of pussy doesn't mean you can't fuck it. Plus, it most likely has an ass, I mean, those fuckers eat, right?

>>29160641
they are beasts

>>29160632
ok

>>29160641
What the hell?

>>29160641
Legendary Gerbils

>>29160632
>embodiment of yang
>feminine

you fucking pleb

>>29160766
Masuda said it himself

>>29160655
they can eat, but they can't poop

you see, legendaries have enough energy to convert any molecule into ATP, so they don't even have to expel any waste

>>29160655
>>29160811
We've never seen a single pokemon poop.
Have we ever even seen a toilet in the pokemon games?
Does anyone even poop in the pokemon world?

>>29160844
Ashime has an old episode where someone discover a fossil but it actually shit

>>29160791
>haha i don't know

look, it's not my fault masuda hasn't realized that femininity is a social construct. reshiram is a pretty, graceful guy, but is still masculine because it HAS A PENIS

>>29160811
That sounds painful

>>29160791
>Someone says something stupid
>That's fucking stupid!

>Well, Masuda said that something stupid
>Oh, well that makes sense
Where did things go wrong?

>>29160863
anything before gen 3 isn't canon

>>29160863
Yeah, but in the games?
And the older episodes are kind of a mess so I don't know if they are that important but thanks for the input...

...I guess?

>>29160877
don't worry, they're big guys

>>29160877
Trapinch probably can't poop either, considering what it's based off of.

>>29160844
Darumaka's shit is mentioned in the games. It is a dex entry thought

>>29160894
But then why are there 30 Tauros at Oaks lab?

>>29161020
that's what they tell us, but have we even seen a single of ash's tauros since then?

it's just a lie from the jewish media to make people wary of breaking into oak's lab

he's hiding something in there. probably proof that the ultimate weapon never happened

>>29158687
Hug

>>29161119
fag

>>29161119
How?

>>29158687
>what are you going to do with it?

box it with all the others.

>>29161156
It's actually quite big so you can just put your arms around it's neck when you go on your knees.

>>29158687
Wonder trade it

>>29158687
Open pkhex and make it shiny.

>>29158767

./thread

Touch it's crystal.

>>29158687
Stick it in a box and forget about it.

>>29161020
American doesn't know how Ash got those Tauros