What did they mean by this?
>>29154897
"Sage shitposts"
>>29154918
How to trigger 4chan in general, the thread.
Step1: make a friendly itt
Step2: use a hazel's fakemon image
GUARANTEED REPLIES
>>29154897
>n-no! The leaker only saw Mallow and Dartrix! H-he just made the finals up to screw with you guys!
>y-you'll see, Ballio will be confirmed any day now!
>>29155801
>MUH HAZELDEX
When will this meme end?
>>29156900
until the fakemon bullshit ends.
>>29156900
4 days when the datamine confirms them
The denialfags will literally cling to every last thing they can until they get revealed.
>>29157062
>announcing reports.
>>29154897
>>29157138
The grasping is strong in this one.
Accept that I made them, they are fake.
KYS
>>29157161
the tension is real.
>>29156900
Where did it even start from?
>>29157206
http://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/26606744
>>29157206
Around the time Passimian and Oranguru were revealed, someone named Hazeldex made a DA account and uploaded the pictures of the leaked starter evos, claiming them to be his creation. Naturally, the denialfags were desperate enough to latch on.
God, I want Olivia's fat nigger cock inside me.
>>29157289
YOU AIN'T ME.
FUCK OFF, IMPOSTER!
>>29157280
>denialfags were desperate enough to latch on.
It's literally the same guy (same 2 guys?) in every thread just like before when it was editing that Gajinka into the picture or posting the "do not respond to Luchalitten posts" pasta.
>>29156900
Until the real faker comes forth and confesses, we will call them Hazeldex's creations until they get mad enough to admit it. Most self-respecting artists gets buttmad when others take credit for their work.
>>29157289
>>29157302
Traps aren't gay :3
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
>>29157325
But i'm the real fake leaker.
STFU kys WTF I hate my own starter evos now.
>>29157138
I dont think theyll include final evos in the demo data. It's gonna be a short stroll in the park w/ ash greninja
>>29157289
>>29157302
>>29157335
>>29157351
tripfags please?
The posters in this thread are why /vp/ turned into shitpost central.
>>29157383
Yet you reply with your own shitpost.
>>29157383
Just like every luchalitten & friends thread,
sperg sporg
>>29157408
Don't reply to me until you remove your shitpost name. It's already attention whoring to use a name on an anonymous imageboard and it's even worse to spam with it.
>>29157408
>>29157440
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
>>29157442
Biggotryinb4 balliofag nostradamus
>>29157351
Fuck all of you im true Hazel
>>29157374
Namefag, anon. Namefag
>>29157138
3 days
>>29157364
Gamefreak are terrible coders. It will have data from the full game
>>29154897
>2/3 more days
Once this entire shitfest ends, I want to see an entire collage of the "degenerate duty" guy/hazel. Seriously, there's funny shitpost and annoying shitpost. The former also shows a bit of a glimps of what kind of person you are.
>>29157555
>The former also shows a bit of a glimps of what kind of person you are.
He already admitted that he came from YouChew (along with being "36") so we all know what kind of person he is.
>>29157383
>>29157492
>Gamefreak are terrible coders.
They really are. One of the quirks of developers who really only make one thing is that their coding kind of falls into a lazy haze. There are a number of poor decisions that don't really matter so long as everything runs exactly the way it was intended, but take it out of its happy place for even a second and the whole thing hits itself in panic.
It doesn't help that GF just dgaf. Why bother putting in 100% when you could half-ass everything and people will still offer you the lives of their firstborn to you.
>>29157364
If they programmed Rotomdex in the demo, then we'll have IMAGES of the Pokemon. I hope they continue to be as shitty as always, I want to know the entire Pokemon list
>>29157545
not official, traced from the first pic.
>>29157680
We will probably also have all moves, because GF won't remove any move to avoid breaks in the battle engine and in learnsets.
>>29157829
>I can finally know the moveset of Vikavolt and Robinhoot
BRING MONDAY FASTER !
>>29154897
This is actually pretty interesting. If only people here would actually discuss it instead of arguing over if its real or not when its clearly the same exact fucking shape.
>>29154897
Furfag pandering
>>29154897
Wait, where's that dartrix picture from?
I've been looking for a picture of it in a attack pose.
>>29157289
What cock you filthy fibber
Yo "Hazel" can you make another fakemon?
since it's your stuff it shouldn't be that hard to create another fakemon right? complete with that whole sheet thing and stuff.
you did it thrice, a fourth one should be extremely easy to do then.
I request Marshadow
>>29158580
No can do anon. I'm to tired to continue drawing fakes for people
>>29158580
>>29158681
did you really just reply to yourself?
>>29158722
Did you really suck Jason's cock in the 5th grade?
>>29158681
so you got nothing, okay then.
>>29158921
I'm a huge fucking faggot what can I say
>>29158403