Let's face it, the biggest reason so many people rail against

>>29143220
welcome to /vp/

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>>29143220
Good thread OP. Really tickles my noodle.

>>29143220
Why should you care what I fap to?

>>29143301
Why do you have to shove it down everyone's throats?

>>29143301
Because you fap to cartoon animals.

>>29143370
Ew wtf i bet you fap to people

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>>29143347
I don't. People like OP created the thread bringing up the topic. People like Tumbl-fags bring up the issue when it was an otherwise private affair.

If you don't like Waifumon porn...then ignore Waifumon porn threads.

Line should've stopped at the second evo.

>>29143370
It's none of your business who or what I fap to. That's the whole point. You plebs have no business nor qualifications to judge anyone else.

>>29143445
and tumblrfags are the cancer, ya ok

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>>29143301
not them but could yall have a containment thread or something? 30 new threads a day about the same mon + derailings is really overkill

>>29143419
Nigga porn threads aren't even allowed on /vp/. Furfags are the worst they think they don't bother anyone when they make threads like gardevoir Monday or bunny Sunday threads, how many days of the week do we need to celebrate cartoon animals. There needs to be a containment board for the furfags so they won't have to spread there cancer in all the other boards.

>>29143445
This board is pretty much dedicated to judging things. Judging Pokemon games, Pokemon designs, Pokemon teams, peoples favorites. We can definitely judge a bunch of pussies who jerk off to cartoons. Get a girlfriend.

>>29143564
the porn threads are honestly better than most other threads on /vp/

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>>29143496
Well at least we agree on something. Glad you have the intellectual capacity for empathy. God forbid if you didn't, and went around judging others based on things you neither understand, or are of your concern. That would be pathetic.

If you can't like a Pokemon because the fact that some random strangers on the internet find it attractive bothers you that much, I'm afraid the issue lies with you.

>>29143585
Everything is valid except for porn. Once again I'll state: It's none of your concern what we do in private.

IF the issue involves people posting porn on /vp/, then that is a problem and decent moderators can prevent that. That's not my problem.

Luckily, I don't need your permission to be happy with my Lopunny porn. Nobody will need your permission for anything I suspect.

>>29143445
Because waifufags have to make it everyone's business. The moment Tsareena was revealed there was dozens of posts about how she was "everyones new waifu!" and "I can't stop myself from masturbating to her!" and shit like that. You can't tell people not to judge when waifufags never shut the fuck about it.

>>29143712
How is it private when you post it all over the fucking board? Personally I don't give a shit what you fap to but the fact we can't even discuss a Pokemon without a bunch of retards saying they want to fuck it is pretty annoying.

Can we at least agree that the people who sexualize Brionne are worse than the people who sexualize Tsareena?

>>29143747
Half the posts were complaining about the waifumons. And where were you yesterday when we got dozens of threads about Jangmo-o's evos? You're ignoring what you like and only noticing this because it's a "waifumon"

>>29143712
>Literally posts borderline furry porn all over the board
>Talks non stop about jacking off to cartoon animals because they look a bit like women
>"I-It's nobody's business what I do! Stop victimizing me!"

Yeah no, waifufags like you are cancer.

This cunt is the reason we don't have porn of the new trainer

People would rather fuck this flower than that nigger

>>29143220
So true OP, one of the best topics since a long time.

>>29143347
THIS

>>29143798
Half? Try probably like an eighth. Not to mention waifufags pretty much hijack threads. Especially the main thread for the trailer. Every other post was about jacking off to Steenee and Tsareena.

>>29143857
It's a new Pokemon people like (or hate). Again, did you completely ignore Kommo-o flood yesterday?

>>29143877
What does Kommo-o have to do with anything? I never said all /vp/ does it talk about waifu's constantly, especially when there's big news not involving waifu's. There's a major difference between how people react to a Pokemon like Kommo-o vs how people react to Pokemon like Tsareena.

>>29143220
We have so many god damn things to talk about, but we do burn through all of it. Waifu threads are pathetic, but at least it gives some life to this board.
At least it isn't /co/. /co/ has no fucking excuse to be the waifu hell it is right now.

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>>29143818
>furfags are one person

>>29143944
I thought you were complaining about the flood of posts about the line, and the thread hijacking, something that happened with Kommo-o and Brione before. It will stop, by the end of tomorrow these threads will die down.
And you're only focusing on the bad things, what about the people that genuinely like the design? Have you ever thought that it's only a relatively small group of people spamming them? It doesn't help that everyone feels super special and wants to make a new thread for their super important opinions instead of keeping the reactions contained to a single one, both haters and lovers

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But thats the nature of this site, right? Its like you go to a whorehouse and prohibit people to talk about sex and pussies, or if you go to a baseball stadium and ban people for talking about baseball bats, its the essence of the place you visit. If you are against that then avoit places like this. If you go to a dump you gonna find shit. Simple like that.

Everyone sexualizes everything on this site. It is in its very nature since it is perpetuated by horny teens and young adults. The people who complain about this kind of thing are also the problem. However, we could tone it down a bit and not turn every kind of discussion of something into a literal circlejerk.

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>>29143220
>Let's face it, the biggest reason so many people rail against waifu-mons is because places like /vp/ and Tumblr will sexualize anything that looks remotely feminine.

Wow, thanks Anon. I did not know that at all. This is a very informative and much needed thread. Yes in-diddly-deedy. And did you know that the sky is blue?

Honestly anon, does it make you feel clever to state the obvious? Do you go up to a goddamn fire, stick your hand in, and then look down your nose at everyone else in the room and say to them, "I should inform you all that this is very warm." with a smug little smirk because you just gave them the gift of knowledge? Why do people on this site have to raise awareness about every bloody thing?

>>29144164
It was, until all the normalfags came into our loser haven and started boasting about their girlfriends.

4chan is beset by Stormfags on one side, Tumblrfags on the other, and people who are better suited for Facebook or Reddit all over.

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>>29143220
>Let's face it, the biggest reason so many people rail against waifu-mons is because places like /vp/ and Tumblr will sexualize anything that looks remotely feminine.

In the amount of time it took you to form your opinion and type it out on your keyboard into a Filipino Toy Show board, 4 more porn pictures were made of this line and Brionne.

Your existence or message has done absolutely nothing but draw more people to make porn to spite you. This thread, like your entire thought process, is pointless.

/vp/ -advice

>>29144773
This. Now people will deliberately post it knowing it will piss someone off.

You're a retard OP. Unless that was your hidden intention.

>>29144773
Maybe that was his plan all along?

>>29144815
It's the internet, of course it's gonna work if that was his plan.

Well, no. I hate them for two entirely different reasons.

1. Biggest reason is, this is basically bellossom/lilligant/maractus/possibly other Pokemon depending on where you draw the line with similarities. The concept feels stale. They already have that mantis thing this gen for the cute, feminine grass type anyways.

2. I feel like this subset of grass types is made to pander to little girls, which I'm guessing is only like 10% of the people who're going to buy the game. I'd rather they make a more boyish grass type instead like victreebel/breloom/etc. That being said a lot of adult females buy Pokemon too, so good for them. As I said, girls already got the pink mantis thing this gen though, so I don't think I'm being totally unfair.

But I don't hate the Pokemon at all. I like people having tons of choice and I'm not so autistic as to think that I personally need to put a seal of approval on every Pokemon made. I hope people with tastes different from mine enjoy her.

I don't give a fuck what other people jerk off to and you shouldn't either.

>>29143564
there is a containment board

>>29143585
then go to /trash/ because those are freely allowed to have porn threads. there is literally no reason to not use /trash/ I just don't understand you retards

>>29144870
Thanks for being reasonable.

>>29144889
oops meant to reply to >>29143591

Cool thread OP
Still gonna draw smut of them

>>29143969
he's talking about the furfags like that in which case you should know he doesn't have a problem with you.

if you don't apply to that group then you shouldn't have taken the opportunity to scream 'I"M A FURFAG LE DEAL WITH IT LOSERS XDD"

>>29143564
This is a board for Pokemon. Complaining about some weekly threads dedicated to some people's favorites when they aren't posting anything against the rules doesn't make any sense. That guy is an idiot though, since anyone posting actual porn here should be banned.

>>29143564
>>29143747
>>29143762
>>29143818

Just scroll past that shit and ignore it just like I do you fucking pussies. It isn't hard. What, does it trigger you? Is it just too much for your sensitive ears and eyes to handle? Let them talk about whatever the fuck they want with their waifus, they're not hurting anyone.

>>29143585

"Get a girlfriend" you're aware it's fully possible to have those desires while having a gf right? A gf wouldn't even really inhibit them. Also

>Implying everyone can just go to the gf store and just pick one up whenever they feel like it.

Way to be empathetic you piece of shit. Let them have their fun, this is probably one of the only appropriete places on the internet where they can do their phone Friday bullshit or whatever. It's not hard to ignore. Calling each and every one of them pathetic virgin manchild makes you sound like a real prick. Reminds me of that dude who said any adult who plays video games is a man baby loser and they should be building tables and shit instead. Do you want to sound like that guy? It's SJW shit when you become intolerant of seeing other people discuss shit you don't approve of on the internet.

>>29143347
Anon I thought the reason people masturbate was because they COULDN'T shove it down people's throats.

>>29143220
I don't like this Pokemon because it's really derivative, we've literally had it twice already (Whimsicott, Lilligant)

>>29146680
make that 3 times even, Bellossom too.

>>29145069
>im not a furfag I swear

>>29143220
Thank you for the blog post. Now please light yourself on fire.

>>29146690
And what about roselia?

>>29145069
>Just scroll past that shit and ignore it just like I do you fucking pussies

You took the time to reply to four posts. That's not ignoring them

>>29145069
This honestly. too bad people will just go "No U HA!" But to be honest this is 4 chan you are never suppose to take everything seriously, its all just a joke.

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>>29143220
>tomboyish personality

>>29150330
I wonder, did the translation team get that wrong? I don't think a "spoiled little girl" personality equals tomeboy.

>>29143220
Let's face it, the biggest reason so many people rail against waifu-mons is because places like /vp/ and Tumblr will sexualize anything that looks remotely feminine.

Not true in the least. I don't like "waifu" designs because they are lazy cop outs of actually making something that would be completely unique ("let's just make it a woman"). I don't care what people sexualize or fap to.

>>29150750
To be fair anon when its done right it can be good.

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>>29143766
Brionne is an idol.I can sorta understand its appeal.
I'm not into pokémon porn but I am very much into idolshit. I imagine an overlap between the two exist somewhere and that's the people who fap to Brionne.

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I'm the only one that is disturbing at how the pokemon plants looks more and more human like with the time?

At the beginning no one would have thought on sexualizing them because they were balls or trees and now...

Are grass Pokemon trying to take over the world by breeding with humans?

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>>29153048
>Are grass Pokemon trying to take over the world by breeding with humans?
If that's the case, I for one welcome our new plant overlords.

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>>29143712
What you do in private is none of my business, sure, I get that. But let me raise the question: Is it healthy to be putting your affections to highly caricaturized, roughly humanoid creatures?
Personally, I don't think so, and here's why:
1.) It will warp your sense of reality, and if you get really into it, any real woman you meet might not live up to the standards you've created in your head (as with any porn really),thereby ruining any chances you could have for a healthy, gratifying relationship. Whether that matters or not is up to you, I think it does, and that anybody will be a lot happier if they just give up their fetishes or habits that bring them short lived satisfaction.

2.) Being around like minded fetishists will only volumeize reason 1. If someone, even if anonymous, says you are right in what you do and that it's perfectly Ok to do what they've also convinced themselves is alright, and not hurting anybody, you will convince yourself that it's harmless, and fall deeper and deeper until new fetishes show up to replace the old ones. Which is why it may not be a good idea to post it all around the board as well, it annoys most people, and anyone that has spent too much time within their own head (I.e, lurking chan4, masturbating, vegging out in general by a media overload) could see it and spiral down the same unhealthy path.

>>29153668
Interesting, this is true but I doubt a little fetish fapping on occasion could be that bad. My guess is that its bad if its every day or if you go full waifu fag.

>until new fetishes show up to replace the old ones
I've had my stupid fetish since I realised it, I've even tried to get rid of it at one point and it didn't work so I doubt this can be true.

Yo I got a wicked thick stamen for dat flower pussy y'all feel me?

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>>29143835
I'd fuck both

>>29143220
>will sexualize anything that looks remotely feminine.
looking feminine was never a requisite.

>>29153048
>>29153483
No, they just want us to spread their polen.

>In Pouyannian mimicry, flowers mimic a potential female mate visually, but the key stimuli are often chemical and tactile. The hammer orchid (Drakaea spp., an endangered genus of orchid that is native to Australia) is one of the most notable examples. The orchid has both visual and olfactory mimics of a female wasp to lure males to both deposit and pick up pollen.

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oh boy Op thank you for opinion! Before, i had no intention to porn up this Pokemon but now i will thanks to your beautiful opinion. expects 10 folds. godspeed.

>>29143220
>animals
it´s a fucking fruit

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>>29155323
And I would love to suck her juices.
she is a mangosTEEN after all!

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>>29145087
kek

>>29153668
You are right about that but what about the people that dont waifu stuff like this? The ones that just fap to this kind of thing once in a while?

>>29153668
>1.) It will warp your sense of reality, and if you get really into it, any real woman you meet might not live up to the standards you've created in your head (as with any porn really),thereby ruining any chances you could have for a healthy, gratifying relationship.

In my case all the fetish porn broadened my standards instead of making them more narrow.
Does she have big tits? That's hot! Small tits? That's hot! Flat like a pancake? Fuck yeah! Slim? Of course! Chubby? Delicious! Actually is a boy? Still would! Robot? Monster? Jackpot!

But I still care about personality, and still too slow to pick up when a girl is into me.

>>29143220
Why are you so autistic about it?

>>29143220
I only care if Pokemon are aesthetic.

Lopunny looks like an ant. Roserade has an ugly dyke haircut and ugly low detail roses. Gardevoir is a weird ayy lmao with no clear direction other than being waifu-bait.

Bounsweet line is way better designed and aesthetic.

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>>29156868
Whimsicott is adorable!

>>29143347
I'll shove it down your throat baby

>>29143430
This, Steenee is fine, Tsareena is grotesque.