>tfw you can finally kill yourself once you play S/M

>>29139888
>tfw people kept saying the same thing before the launch of MGS V
>tfw MGS V turned out to be a terrible piece of shit

>>29139888
If you're only staying alive for Sun/Moon you might as well kill yourself now

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>>29139888
>not killing yourself before because the pain of living is too unbearable and the payoff, no matter how transiently fun, will never compare to the existential dread you'll have to endure in the month still left until release

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What about Sinnoh remakes

>was about to kill myself
>then I finally got a good paying job

Pretty sad that the only thing keeping myself from suicide is being a wage slave.

>Game comes out
>BF is included
>Delay suicide till I get all gold.
>Become unable to get gold in factory because shit and unable to just copy cheese strats.
>Never kill self.

>>29139888
What about DP remakes? Gen 8?

>>29139962
Save that money to travel. Use tinder. Hit the gym. Grow flowers or any other plant in your house. Better yet get a pet. All these playing SuMo.

>>29140038
How are pets better than plants?

>>29140038
>Use tinder

Relationships don't solve life's ailments, you fucking virgin.