>gen VII >still no frog with seed on its back pokemon

>what is chesnaught
>what is torterra
>what is kadabra

>>29129647
>Gen VII
>still no hedgehog pokemon

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>generation the 7th
>no electric rodent Pokémon

>14th of October
>Still no news of the gen 7 game so I have to make shitty threads instead

>still no weed Pokémon

>Four score and seven generations ago
>Still no Red, White, and Blue Eagle pokemon

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>>29129647
You literally mean Bulbasaur, the first Pokémon?

>>29131050
shitty fakes

>>29131050
> doesn't get the joke

>Generation V+II
>Still no Pokémon pokémon

>>29131050
Nice fakemons, anon

>>29131050
>A lizard with its tail lit on fire
>A turtle, but blue
Even Gamefreak wouldn't stoop that low, anon

>Generation 1 + 2 + 4
>Still no duck Pokemon.

>>29131050
>3 reptiles as starters.
GF wouldn't pull that anon. Especially since that turtle one is literally just a blue turtle

>>29129720
None of those are frogs

>Gen XXIX
>Still no pokemon based on pikachu

>>29129720
This. Are you retarded OP?

>Generation 1+6/7+(6/7)^2+(6/7)^3+...+(6/7)^k+...
>Still don't live in a universe where the Pokemon franchise actually exists
Why live

>Gen X-III
>Still no meme pokémon

>Gen 20XX
>Still no blue robot pokemon

>>29129647
>gen VIII
>still no blue bug-type frog that vomits blood pokemon

>bulbasaur
>frog

>>29131050
bulbasaur is an early mammal-like reptile mixed with a toad. no frog there faggot

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>POKEMON GEN 7
>STILL NO POKEMON

????????????????????????????

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>the world is 2016 years old
>nothing has ever existed yet

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

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>>29130958
hello?

>gen 7
>still no "machines" by which pokemon can be taught new moves

>>29129647
>gen 7 (seven)
>still no thunderbird

>seven fucking generations of pokemon
>game freak STILL hasn't replaced shitty gyms with something else