ITT we fantasize Jangmo-o's evolutions

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pokemon

ZA WARUDO

LOL

>>29090994
>tfw in bed
>hear noise coming from inside the house
>bedroom door opens
>MetalJangmo-o creeps in
>Holds creeps upon me before I can jump out of bed
>I try to scream but he laughs
>"I have soundproof... your fairy scream can't stop me, faggot."
>Starts forcing himself into me
>I cry but secretly like it

I guess it's my poor choice of words, what I meant was to "imagine" his evos.

>>29091090
Not going to lie, if this thing's evo resembled DIO even more, I'll die from laughter.

And then I get to finally make the joke of a pokemon that just never fucking dies no matter how many times they get murdered.

>>29090994
please be a muscular scaly god with huge pecs

>>29090994

Bulky looking Ankylosaur/dragon hybrid with a heart shaped mace at the end of its tail

I thought those scales were feathers at first, and I was hype af because I thought it was gonna be a griffon evo or something. Cool either way, tho.