TheFIRSTin your current team is coming for your virgin ass and they won't take "no" for an answer.
How literally fucked are you?
Very
>>29085269
>Onix
Well, it may try, but with less attack than a Wurmple it probably won't be able to penetrate. And I happen to have a spray bottle nearby.
>>29085269
This again? A male machamp. RIP to me
>female gigalith
help me
but my shiny greninja is a girl...
>>29085269
>virgin ass
HA jokes on them.
>>29085269
>Starmie
No problem.
Dah fuck
>Floette in party
>Female Delphox in battle box
I don't think floette's going to be a problem but I don't think there's much I can do against witch foxnot that I have a problem with that.
>>29085269
>Magcargo
That's hot.
Male Zoroark, jackpot.
HEELS
>>29085269
>Female Emboar
Oh golly gee, whatever will I doooooo
>Volcarona
>malePic is just a scent gland.
Eh, it's female so I'm ok with this.
Just started a new game
So
Sentret
>>29085380
kys please
>Garchomp
>Female
Assuming Garchomp is a species where the females are more aggressive, I am totally 100% fucked
Just kill me now and get it over with.
>>29085269
> Klefki
Guess I'm being Thunder Waved and Light Screened into nothingness.
Male Ampharos
>>29085622
I'd assume not. The males have ripped fins, not the females. Weird for a reptile, I know, but whatever.
>>29085666
>Satan taking a ring of keys up the ass
Today is a good day.
>>29085375
RIP anon
I guess I'm being violated by 108 souls or something.
>Delphox
As long as she becomes my wife afterwards
how could I say no to him?
>>29085269
>Female Rapidash
Welp, I'm a brony now.
>>29085269
>Female shiny hexaperfect gardevoir.
No resist, its good
>>29085379
>>29085771
I heard that Delphox can do a lot with "held items"
>>29085990
Not much more than any other pokemon
>>29085269
I JUST started a playthrough of black 2. I think I can handle a level seven female snivy.
>>29085269
Female Serperior. I won't let her touch it, tho. I don't swing that way
>>29086624
>you wouldn't let an 11 foot long snake hit it
i don't think you have a say in this bud
I'm ready
>>29085269
Kakuna...hardest dick I'll ever take
>>29085269
>volcarona
Bring it
>>29086554
>Magician
>Switcheroo
>Recycle
>Magic Room
>Covet
>Trick
It can learn all of that tho
>>29085269
Not at all honestly. Platinum's a good game.
>>29085269
>Metagross
>Metagross is carrying Metagrossite
Uhm... Ouch!
Anybody fucked Gelatin before? Asking for a friend.
>>29088307
It's gonna get stuck in your foreskin if you're uncut.
>Male Blaziken
also,my ass should be ready since I just had my dildo inside 10 minutes ago :^)
>>29088398
post hole