Give girafarig an ability that'll make it ou.

Parental bond

Gale Wings

Double Sided

When the user faces forward physical attacks hit twice, once from the front and once from behind, causing it to turn around.

When the user faces backwards, special attacks hit twice, once from behind and once from the front, causing it to turn around again.

>>29074823
Delta stream

>>29074823
Someone post that GIF. You know the one.

>>29074823
speed boost unironically would make it OU

>>29074873
The watermelon one or the... other one?

>>29074874

Would it? I'm not up to date on the current Baton Pass bans.

>>29074831
>>29074869
These.

>>29074889
post both

>>29074889
The other one.

Dark Side
With every attack Giraffarig does whether damaging or status. It's tail does a second attack with 25 BP 100ACC Special Based and Dark Type.

>>29074823
Mega Trump - All Mega evolutions are cancelled while this Pokémon is on the battlefield

>>29074892
Even without it's one nasty plot away from a fairly solid sweep.

>>29074889
You know damn well which one Anon

>>29074823
shadow tag

>>29074831
Came here to say that. tf

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I don't have the other one, nor will I post it.

>>29074869
mixed attackers suck though

>>29074983

Make its spatk and atk reverse every time it turns around?

>>29074938
That would make sence

>>29075010
Special friendly kisses in a special place

Multi-Headed
Allows the Pokemon to have a second ability.

>>29075020
You mean the succ gif?

>>29074823
dual body : take the best value instead of adding each type weakness.
because it just turns around to take the hit on the body part that takes the least.

>>29074998
that's definitely interesting but Girafarig is 80 in ATT and 90 in SP.A so it wouldn't really be that great

>>29075090
>>29075024
Really like these names

>>29075090
So: Zero weaknesses, one immunity and 2 Resistances. It's great but I don't think Girafarig has the stats to benefit from it too much.

>>29074831

There's not much difference in power between Parental Bond Girafarig and Chandelure.

If Chandelure's not OU with its superior typing, Girafarig won't be.

>>29075024
I know what you mean but the way you wrote it means it would have Multi-Headed and one other ability.

>>29074823
Symbiosis:
Works like the Sword stances.
Physical attacks changes it to psychic type and boost att, special changes it to normal type.

>>29074871
>removes effects of weather, and Flying type's weaknesses
Gee that'll be one boss Pokemon

>>29075035
just post it for gods sack

>>29075176
Theres already an ability named Symbiosis

New Ability: Double Trouble
Activates whenever Girafarig is sent out onto the field.
Girafarig splits into 2 separate pokemon, one dark/ghost type and the other normal/psychic type. The battle becomes a double battle.

at the end of every turn, you deal a 40 bp physical bite dark type attack that has 30% of paralyze

>>29075296
Wouldnt that mean it would die?

abilty : symmetrical field
while girafarig is on the field, all pokemon stats are averaged by pair: attack and spe attack, defense and spe defense.
This effect includes buffs.

>>29075296
>send girafarig in double battle
>game crashes

>ability : I want to be OU
>double all stats. immune to damage for 5 turns.

>>29075438
It would turn the battle into a quadruple battle duhhh

>>29075482
>gardevoir Traced the foe girafarig's i want to be ou

>>29075482

>Girafarig wants to be OU, but Smogon only lets it play in AG.

Simple

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>>29074823
Rabid Influence
Increases status instead of decreasing depending on Status

i.e. Paralysis increases speed, Burn increases Attack, etc

Basically, it's Contrary BUT it works on Status instead of Buffs/Debuffs

>>29076598
Left wing people are sick.

>>29076598
>1.84 MB
nope, you're not tricking me into another screamer again

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>>29076598

>>29076598
>male
It's shit.

>>29076598
Godspeed, Anon

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>>29076598

>>29076598
Welp that gives a new meaning to "go fuck yourself"

>>29074823
Wonder Guard

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>>29076598
No homo though

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>>29076598

>>29076650
Come on, if you are a girafaring u should probably do the same. Maybe worse.

>>29076598
Since the tail has a brain of its own, does this count as masturbation or Siamese incest?

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>>29076598
Do guys...love this?

>>29076795

masturbation

>>29076598
Fucking hell anon

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>>29075438
>Both opponents send three Girafarigs in a triple battle
>3DS explodes
THANKS GAME FREAK

>>29074823
Ability: blowjob

It becomes the best cock sucker ever.

There, that'll be its over used ability

>>29076814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spG-Yj0zEyc

>>29076927
It is a pretty overpowered ability
>>29076598

>>29076598
Saved

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>>29076598
This was longer than I expected

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>>29076927
Anon, that sounds like something I've read from an Oglaf comic

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>>29077011

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>>29077060
If i kidnapped the blowjob cursing skeleton can i use it to make anyone i want as master cocksucker?

>>29076598
I remember seeing this then clicking off once I seen a penis, only thing worse than a furry is a gay furry.

>>29077185
>male mastubation is gay
When this meme will end

>>29077236
>watching male masturbation isn't gay
Please explain.

>>29077263
Its only gay if you want to jerk off to it.

>>29077263
No if you are female.
Also:
>>29077394
If you have a problem seeing another guy dick, you are insecure.
insecure = gay in denial. You are gay.

>>29077516
and you just want everybody to be gay with you.

>>29077516
if my dick ain't hard why keep watching the porn gif

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>>29074823

Ability: Bipolar
Rotates highest and lowest stat to be used in damaging moves.

You could build a full tank giraffe to be the damage dealer of your team too as it would, for example, switch between his defenses to calculate the damage of attacks and in the next turn you could use protect to pass the lowest stat phase or use other cunt move.

I know very little of the meta, do this makes it OU?

special split
adds atk and spatk together, uses that value to determine damage for all attacks.

>>29076598
>admiring what is commencing here only to find out its a dude Girafarig in the next scene
pokeporn is a hard road to travel.

>>29079272
You didn't notice the scrote?

>>29079389
But there isn't a clear scrote in the first scene. There isn't a vulva either, that should have been my clue.

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>>29079272
>2016
>Not being bi

>>29075131
Never doubt those weaknesses, son. All it takes is one Weavile and Girafarig is dead.

>>29079440
>he fell for that meme
I pity you

>>29079440
>2016
>being bi
Are you from what? 2012? Being somewhere in the autism spectrum is all the rage right now.

Giraffe Force

If a Pokemon has higher bst than it, that Pokemon will have all it's stats lowered sharply

>Deleted

Good fucking riddance.

>>29074956
>didnt even rename the file
i wonder how many of you fags actually browse e621

>>29080464
Clearly you do if you recognize the filename structure

>>29080609
no fucking shit sherlock

Wonder Guard Girafarig would be hilarious. Only dark and bug type moves would bother it.

>>29076814
Yes. Some might get freaked out because they might think it's gay, but yes. It feels fucking great.

>>29080464
If the porn thread we had last night was any indication, a lot

What gif are you talking about? It got deleted

>>29081364
>Girafarig rimjob.gif

>>29076814
I wouldn't really like it since enjoy kissing girls like a faggot and don't want her mouth near my asshole.

>>29075141
Girarafig gets calm mind, work up, charge beam and nasty plot

>>29074823
Ability: Duplicity
When attacking, a move gains the weakness opposite of the type being used and adds .5x the BP of damage.

Ex; 135 BP Psychic after stab, 67.5 Dark type added. An overall 203 BP move is being used.

Ex. Stomp + Fighting, HP Fire and Water, Charge Beam and Ground etc.

>>29081459
Parental Bond + Charge Beam could potentially be powerful, but CB's not that reliable and Girafarig isn't bulky or fast enough to waste turns

>>29081517
Too complex with no clear definition of "opposite"

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Give girafarig iron head. Instant ou.

I dono enough about the OU meta game to know what would make Girafarig competitive but this thread has made me realize that porn artists have gotta step up their game with Girafarig. There's so much you could do with the tail.

>>29076814
Yes, my little landwhale. Maybe one day a guy will let you play with his ass. It's the magic spot for guys. Even the ones who think its gay or think they wouldn't enjoy it

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>>29081673
>that tongue

Idk what it would be called, but let's girafarig use any move while asleep, due to the tail head taking over

>>29082602
Of what if that worked for all statuses? Although I dono how that would make sense with freezing

This thread just made me think, what if they made an alola variant where the tail head is the primary head?

>>29084941
Would be neat, but
>post-gen 1 alolan forms
>ever

>>29085195
Does that mean the thread's over?

>>29085251
What'd they delete?

>>29085499
Just some rule 34 girafarig

Speed Boost

Ability: Got Your Back

Harmful moves used against this Pokémon have a chance to be psychically blocked, negating the move. Does not work on Dark Type moves.

>>29085654
Was it...was it good?

>>29086886
Well it wasn't gay this time. So yes.

>>29086915
Man, they should make Girafarig relevant again, we've only scratched the surface with the kinky shit they could do with the tail.