What does /vp/ think of Diancie? How does /vp/ feel about Diancie

>>29058347
Diancie is my favorite Pokémon

>>29058347
Interesting.

Unova only has one too.


Wonder if we get at least one new one for alola.

>>29058347
Diancie is best rock

Is Diancie technically a taur? Top part human, bottom part rock. So, a rocktaur.

>>29058347
Diancle is cute, CUTE!!!!

>>29058347
She's the cutest mutant rock

>only mythical
Hoopa and Volcanion are Mythical Pokémon, too.

>>29058754
But they don't have a Mega form.

>>29058372
Probably not.
The next Megas will most likely be for the DP remakes, if there are going to be any new ones in the future.

It's cute, but I wouldn't fuck it.

>>29058770
I misread, I thought the qualifier was only Kalosian Mythical, not only Mythical with a mega. My bad.

>>29058347
She's cute but its annoying to see that one anon spamming diancie crying everyday.

>>29058791
At least you weren't rude about it and called him a dumb cunt or something.

Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

>>29058347
It's cute but pretty much unfuckable, which is a shame.

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>>29058878
>Unfuckable
She has a mouth, anon, you just need to show her where to suck.

>>29058878
>>29059119
where does she poop from?
gotta have holes somewhere

>>29059162
Pokemon dont, poop

>>29059172
Look up darumaka's pokedex entries

>>29059172
Then how did Gary find a pokemon corprolite?

>>29059162
Does she eat? If she doesn't eat she doesn't poop.

Also, it probably just becomes part of her lower body. That bigass rock she has for an ass will get bigger as she ages, growing larger with each meal, like she has a giant pile of poop for legs.

Carbink should be able to evolve into her desu

>>29058347
I like Diancie, but it sure cries a damn lot.

>>29058347
Magearna is superior and doesnt cry. It in fact does not need emotions. Emotions are a sign of weakness.

>>29059336
Apparently it does, based on the Pokédex. It's just extremely rare and not possible in-game.

>>29059374
Ironic edge is still edge, anon.

>Ctrl+F 'pork'
>no results
Shameful display /vp/

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>>29059374
>Not wanting a girlfriend weaker than you
>Not wanting to be the stronger dominant one
>Not wanting her to cry to you so you can comfort her in your strong manly arm and tell her it's going to be okay

CUTE!

>>29059450
>Being gay
ew

>>29059172
then where does mulch come from?

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>>29058347
C U T E

>>29058347
Her Grace Princess Diancie of Kalos Region, First of His Name, Queen of the Kalosians, Pokemons, and the Men, Lord of the Seven Regions, and Protector of the Realm.

Her kind protec us from the ultra entes before the long wintter of kyurem, mother of the carbink and slayer of the dragons

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>>29059494
>Wanting a feminine girl is being gay

>>29058878
>unfuckable
Even if it doesn't have a mouth or other orifices, you can always drill a new one.

>>29058347
I think there should've been a side mission in-game that allows you to turn Carbinks into Diancie, making it one of the most worthless legendary pokemon in the series.

>>29058878
.net/post/show/672891/
You clearly lack imagination.

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>>29061680

He is my favorite fairy, he helps me beat skilldog in UU

>>29061231
How would Diancie even use a Skateboard?