Pokemon?

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>>29055664

GET A HAIRCUT YOU HIPPY

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It's just video games

>>29055708
Is it like Doom? Do you get to shoot the shit out of everything? Man, that game's so cool.

>been in a coma for 22 years
>wake up
>open up web browser
>immediately goto 4chin's /vp/

>>29055742
Yeah. Didn't Google or more commonly used browsers not exist then?

>>29055664
Okay. So you're a kid and you run around and you catch little monsters. It's a huge hit- like, insane. You catch these little monsters and you train them and sometimes if you level them up enough, they turn into different monsters.

You picked a bum time to wake up, kid. 2016 is a shitshow.

>>29055742
My cousin opened up 4chan for me.

He said there was some really good porn on this... How do you say it...? ..."board".

>>29055757
Nope. There's this lady who bought like stock shares in google for 20 bucks and now she's a millionaire.

Imagine that kind of luck.

>>29055764

If you're a pedo or a furry then sure, there's plenty.

>>29055664
It's a video game franchise for children.

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>>29055764
You should watch season 6-9 of The Simpsons right away.

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Hi! I've just traveled back in time from the year 2094 to escape the omnipresent reach of the oppressive Jurican Collective. Quite frankly, I'm amazed I've survived. Most of the travellers we've been able to temporally track have been reduced to sub-atomic particles.

I'm finding so many things that were lost after the Worldwide EMP Erasure Event of 2053. What was this "Pokemon" thing?

>>29055887
Why is your name Nineties-Guy

>>29055919
Because I'm from the year 2094, silly.

Also, an alias can initially thwart the gaze of a Wandering Eye.

>>29055919
He comes from 2094.

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>>29055664
Fictional videogame animals that attract the worst kind of autists and zoophiles

>>29055996
Woah. You must tell me what happened to Sonic. How did it turn into this?

>>29056034
sega is to blame
fuck this jew company turning anything it owns into shit

>>29056043
B...b...but Sega is awesome. They would never do that.

>>29056055
I'm still mad and forever be mad about phantasy star and 7th dragon
remove sega
remove sega
remove sega

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>>29056055

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29056092
What!? What is...? How is that...? Why would they...? It's not possible!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At least Sonic himself isn't that different, right?