this happens

>>29054156
do a 360 and walk out

Grab em by the pussy .

>>29054175
If you do a 360, you end in the initial position.

>>29054286
do a 720 and walk out

>>29054286
you walk out backwards i guess.

>>29054286
you need to turn 360 away from your screen and walk away

>>29054293
A 720 will still leave you facing the way you started, you need to do a 180 or a 540

>>29054303
do a 1080 and walk out

>>29054183
t.drumpf

>>29054156
Dicks out for mankey i guess

>>29054309
>not doing a 2160 and walking out
bait

>>29054303
Is this double baiting?

Do a 135 and fuck the best out of the three

>>29054544
Fml I mean only 45 if you're facing 0 degrees

>>29054156
start flirting and hope you'll get a threesome out of it.

man, how awesome would that be just fucking all of them at once.

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>>29054156
I'll tell em to take off their clothes and bend over. If they refuse (which they probably won't), I'll beat them in a pokemon battle. 1v3 them if I have to.

I'll just ask them what's going on because I have no clue what's going on and the awkward silence would be bad.

>>29054156

Nothing, it's a fucking game.

>>29054286
>people are still falling for bait from decade-old console wars

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I do a 900.

>>29054303
Do a 1440, just spin around for a bit, it's fun

>>29054156
Walk out and keep looking for Best Girl Hilda.

>>29054156
skyla is FUCKING PISSED

Fug.

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>>29054156

Surrender.

>>29056004
>iFunny

>>29054156
Cry because Cynthia is a lesbian and won't even let you watch their threesome.

>>29054303
>>29054303
Do a 1080 then

>>29054183
>>29054317
What's with this phrase lately? Did Trump say something retarded again?

>>29054156
Have sex with Spinda and make them watch

>>29057932
Can I watch too?

>>29056676
What a nice imagination of yours

>>29057921
I've read in a european newspaper about some guy uncovering an interview from 2005 and in it he said pretty sexist stuff including pussy grabbing and fucking his neighbour.

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>>29057945
No

>>29054156
Fug them in a threesome

>>29057967
Wasn't even an interview, it was locker talk. So, if any of you have aspiration of running for higher office, your use of 4chan will be used against you.

>>29054334
YOU SPIN ME

>>29054286
>>29054303

Jesus Christ. How embarrassing.

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>>29057967
I can't believe this man exists.

>>29054156
Beat Cynthia in a Pokemon battle

>>29057969
Please?

>>29054156
When I played White/White2 I would always save in Cynthia's house. She was my waifu and it was nice to imagine us doing homey domestic things together and doing orgies when her friends came over.

whip out my diglett

>>29054286
Please tell me you were playing along, because holy fuck you're a retard.

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>>29058030

>>29054156
Why do only women visit her?

>>29054156
Turn 180° and moonwalk away

>>29058004
This just in, Trump's locker room banter 11 years ago when he wasn't running for office is apparently worse than Hillary blaming her husband's victims for rape while she was in office.

>>29058004
He's a real human, that's more than you can say for the reptil- I mean, other politicians.

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>>29054156
Let them grab my dick.

>>29058998
>Trump is a cute girl in the Pokemon universe
We really do live in the worst possible timeline

>>29054156
I really want someone to either mod this or make a comic off it

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>>29054317
>>29057921
>>29057967
>>29058004

>>29054156
Ask them how to attract the attention of my favorite Pokégirl

Rape Elesa and Cynthia while my Pokemon hold them down. Ugly bitch Skyla can watch.

>turn around and run out
>DON'T LOOK BACK

ask them where the nearest pokemon center is

>>29059558
>AH dead body!

>Restart game
>Come back as female trainer

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>>29058030
>>29059875

>>29058030
Nah man, when you turned the game off you got turned into her boytoy, complete with collar.

>>29054156
cynthia's house was the best

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Nothing, you'd only have any chance playing with the female character (but playing with Hikari would give you 100% success rate).

>>29060227
shut up weeb

>>29054156
Kill Cynthia
Fuck Skyla
Marry Elesa

Duh.

>>29054183
Best answer ever... for 5 minutes.

>>29054309
Do a 1080 nose grab goofy style

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>Hey, Anon, why won't you take your shirt off at the beach?

>>29054156
>If Pokeboy
Be a fag and do gay stuff with them like thrown our own version of cupcake wars or someshit.
>If Pokegirl
We fuck, durr.

>>29054156
I go to each of them, press A, read their dialogue, then exit and continue on my journey.

>>29058467
>>29057996
>locker room talk
I want this meme to end.

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>>29061629
>doesn't like banter
Out, pinko.

>>29054156
I talk to them like a normal human being while also being oblivious about how much they're wanting my cock, and then they go on their way and quickly lose interest while I keep autistically trying to get with them and they just use me because they realize I still like them and they've already given up so I'm easy to abu se.

Just like real life.

>>29061799
Literally me

>>29054156
Fuck them all.

>>29054317
>guy makes a joke which just happens to originate from some fat americlap
>m-muh drumpf butthurt
. . .

Did someone grab your pussy? Do you need some dick?

>>29062521
>I have no idea who anyone is talking about.

>>29062521
yes daddy I would love your dick

>>29061987
/reddit/

TIME FOR THE FUCKEROONIIIIIE

>>29058467
What about Trump's victims?
Oh, they're only "alleged"? Well so are Bill's. Dense fuck.

>>29058030
I did the same thing but in blue, forget who's house it was, also I was 9 at the time.

>>29059960
Even better

>>29054295
This. Moonwalk style

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>>29054286

>>29054156
>be me
>suffer through champion battle in platinum
>give up
>play black
>beat game and explore the places I didn't before
>walk into house that was abandoned before
>ITSFUCKINGCYNTHIA.jpg
>spam B and mash down
>"LET ME OUT"
>proceed to get ass raped by Cynthia