Pokemon
>>29052371
>Pokemon
Pokemon
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Pokémon
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>>Pokemon
>Pokemon
Pokemon
>>29052371
Pocket Monsters or Pokémon for Short.
>Pokemon
>Pokemon
>Pokemon?
>Yes Pokemon
>There are people who believe this is remotely funny
>>29052725
Why else do you think I tried to break it. I hate modniggers too.
succ
>>29052371
I want to be, the very best
Digimon
>>29052371
>IMG_20161010_215837
ONE JOB
bune
>>29053774
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID
>>29052384
>Pokemon
Pokemon
pokemon
Pokemon
Stopdismeme
toasting in le epic thread xD
>>29052371
>Released as "Pocket Monsters"
>Everyone in Japan starts shortening it to "Pockemon"
>Nintendo fucks up and calls it "Pokémon" with a weird acute accent for some reason making it look French
A partially-enclosed area, usually with a aperture at one end, with the primary purpose of holding or containing an object or objects. They are especially common on many articles of clothing, including shirts or pants.
> Monsters
Fantastical fictional animals, most of which have at least one aspect that is impossible or improbable in reality - Such as being made of unusual materials (such as plant-matter, minerals, or incorporeal phenomenon such as fire or light) or possessing extraordinary abilities, such improbable strength or speed, psychokinesis, or command over classical elements like water or fire. Increasingly, they are portrayed as being neutral or even friendly with a narrative's protagonists, although historically they were presented as uncontrollable entities either uncaring or hostile to humanity.
>yfw you realize Solomon was the OG Pokemon Master
pokemon XD
>>29055145
THIS IS NOW A POKÉBUNNY THREAD
>>29052371
>>29055891
Pokemon Coloseum
Hala climbed into Lillie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Lillie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Hala was naked, standing in front of her with a big Alolan boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Alolans used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Hala leaped forward and grabbed Lillie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
Does anyone have the pic of the "leaked" meme Unowns?
>>29057107
The blood aroused Hala more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Alolan sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Hala grabbed a hammer and smashed at Lillie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Hala plunged in.
He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Lillie and she lost consciousness. Hala came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Hala cleaned his dick off with Lillie's tongue.
>>29057129
Hala tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Hala then undid Lillie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Alolan happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Lillie.
Hala shoved his hand up Lillie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Hala started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Hala went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Lillie's body.
Just then Hala remembered, he was not man, but Ursaring. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Kukui came in.
"Lillie it's time fo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT AN URSARING OH MY GOD LILLI-" and Hala attacked and ate Kukui. Then Hala went outside and let out a growl and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Kalos.
>Fug
Fug
CHARMEEEELEON
>>29055469
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
>>29052371
>Pokemon
Pokemon
>>29059054
WARTORTLE
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POKEMON
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>>29052371
>Pocket Monsters
>Pokemon
Pocket Monsters
Pokemon