Why did the Unown stay home from the dance?
It only knew one move!
What does Ash wear on his feet?
Pikashoes!
What does Professor Oak drive to work?
A Carizard!
What is that image from though?
>>29047722
What does a french op eat?
Fagguettes!
>>29047722
What's the smallest of the rock/flying types called?
A mini-ore!
>>29047788
You mean "A Cardevoir!"?
>>29047856
What was in the egg got when Sawsbuck and Greninja were in the daycare?
A Frogadier!
Why did Aerodactyl us Smack Down on her child?
He was grounded!
The daycare man says he doesn't know how the egg got there.
Ditto.
>>29047907
>implying that's not what Birch drives
What's an Eskimo's favorite card game?
Articuno!
These are good joke!
>>29047984
Birch rides sudowoodo
:^)
>>29047914
What did AZ need to do?
He needed to go with the Floette!
>>29047722
What Pokémon does Luvdisc evolve into?
Alomomola!
>>29048173
funy jok ther my dude
>>29048173
Kek
Who gassed the Jews?
Adolf Hitler
>>29048346
D O G A R S
>>29048346
>the Holocaust
>happening
>implying
>>29048073
>implying that's not what Elm drives
>>29048346
You're doing it wrong try something like.
The last thing Hitler heard from those jews was a lot of Koffing and Weezing.
>>29047944
kek
>>29047722
What is Gumshoos based off of?
A detective!
See? Jokes are funny when you say that a thing is a different thing. We all know hes based off Trump!
Why did Metapod want the kettle corn?
He heard it was butter free!
I can't decide what kind of Pokemon I'd want to be.
Guess I'm just a little Washiwashi.
>>29047961
This one is actually incredible
Why did Ash's Pokémon need to take a break?
His bulb was sore!
>>29047961
The only quality joke in the thread.
>>29054841
>>29054910
Why thank you.
>>29054841
>>29054910
>>29054937
Imagine what the world would be like if people actually talked like this to one another online.
>>29054999
It would be like reddit
>>29055266
Eww.
Why was the pokemon in daycare with its child?
It was just born yesterday.
>>29055284
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!1 XDDDDDDDDD THAT MAM3 FAC3 IS SOOOOOOOO FIKING FUNNYYYYYYYY XDDDDDD CAN I SAV3 IT?
>>29047722
That's one more than you, fag.
>>29047997
>>29053601
I shuckled
>>29047722
Why did the OP cross the road?
Did you hear about the trainer that touched the electrode?
He was destroyed!
brb making a pokemon jokebook for kids and selling it on amazon
Why does Green hate traveling?
Because it always makes him Blue.
>>29058424
underrated
>>29047944
10/10 anon.
>>29058424
I spit out my drink. Fuck you