Sexiest MC since Dawn? Sexiest MC since Dawn.

She's 10

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>>29046300

Chicken-chan is Dank not sexy. We've been over this.

>>29046328
Out of 10

>>29046300
Very sexy. Age 10 to 17 are sexy ages.

Rest are gross.

Chicken-chan is super bland imo.

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>>29046368

>>29046300
She's got nothing sexy at all FFS.

>>29046718
Nah its facts.

>>29046368
10 and 11 only if pubecent
12-19 are sexiest desu
older are too aged
younger are too fucking kid-like
all 3d is shit

>>29046300
Cutest? Probably.

Sexiest? Not unless you correlate cuteness with sexiness.

>>29046368
10 to 14 actually

>>29046781
Agree good taste.

what do her feet look like

Chicken-chan has nice tits

>>29046799
This is some of the greatest discernment I've seen on /vp/ regarding attractiveness.

Nice dubs.

>>29047510
Chicken-chan has tits?

>>29047699
nice tits

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>>29047510

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>>29046331
Dank is a terrible term that needs to end

Chicken-chan a best, though

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If Selene becomes her actual "canon" name - as it seems to be based on pre-release shit - I think that's fine. It's cute.

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>>29048045
Luna is cuter.

>>29048066
That's a sexy Chicken.

She is adorable but people realize it's a child.

Why do you want to fuck a child.

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>>29048066
Luna is less of a real-person name, and Selene is both a real name and one that carries the moon imagery. Luna is only one of those.

>>29048101
Because she is sexually attractive.

>>29048101
She's a sexy child

>>29048133

But she's 13 at most.

>>29048163
Yes, and?

>>29048163
so she's prime cunny

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>>29048101
>Why do you want to fuck a child.
Pic related.

Also
>implying this matters in fiction
>implying thoughts are crimes
>implying I'm not responding to bait

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>>29048101
Who said I wanted to fuck her.

>>29048224
>>implying thoughts are crimes
They will be soon.

>>29048252
I'm afraid too, anon.

>>29048224
>Implying that finding the body of a child sexy isn't gross as fuck
Get laid you autistic faggot

>>29048470
Well he's trying to but you keep insulting him instead of encouraging him

Make up your fucking mind

Chicken chan is huggable not fuckable.

>>29048470
>he says on the pokemon section of an anime imageboard

>>29048133
>>29048159
She's not even fucking jailbait. If she actually had tits like May, I'd understand. But seriously, there's nothing sexy about Chicken-chan.

>>29048529
>big tits=sexy
Hello, underage.

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>>29048505
Porque no los dos?

>>29048470
>>Implying that finding the body of a child sexy isn't gross as fuck
>A drawing
>an actual child
Pic one

>>29048529
>cute face
>DFC
>Them legs
>Armpit fetish potential

>>29048159
>>29048163
at least age her up you dinguses

>>29048580
Why?

Was hoping for another 18 year old (serena) player character with more midriff outfits.

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>>29048549
Dawn's almost flat but she's got much more revealing clothes and has thick, long legs. She's jailbait.
Chicken-chan wears the same clothes any other grade schooler would wear in a normal day and her body is completely normal. She's not hot.
>>29048555
>DFC
>uses fanart where Chicken-chan has tits

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This thread is why I hate this board.

>>29048890
>image.jpg

>>29048110
Luna and Selena are common names in Spanish, also Ixchel wich actually means moon.

why the fuck would they call her selene when they literally just got rid of a MC called serena

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I approve of all this Chicken-chan posting

>>29049092
>tfw multiple Chicken-chan threads every day
>not a single shota MC thread

>>29049024
Because those are two different names.

>>29046368
>8 and 9
>gross
>15+
>sexy
Shit taste confirmed

>>29048470
Americucks are fucking brainwashed. Keep it illegal if you want, but don't pretend it's disgusting or a mental illness, you fucking faggot.

>>29046799
>not correlating cuteness with sexiness
>not wanting to see super cute Chicken-chan's sweaty ass crack
The fact that such a cute girl still needs to poop and do disgusting things like everyone else is just mindblowing. Doesn't that make your dick rock hard? You can easily imagine her doing those humiliating things because she actually does them! Embarrassing! Lewd! So pathetic! Humans are pathetic, butt-having clowns! I want to humiliate Chicken-chan and force her to acknowledge the fact that she's got a butt in front of everyone!

This wouldn't be so hot if she was simply "sexy". Cuteness matters. Get that into your head.

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>>29049296
>>29049244
>glance in this thread, see this and more
Have I found a group worse than furries?

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>>29049296
so like are you also one of those ppl who thinks it's fun to rape animals too

>>29049365
How new are you?

>>29049364
Chicke-chan looks so cute and clean, but she's actually a human being! She farts at least twice a day! This is a fact that applies to all human beings! Lewd!

How can she live with herself? How can she talk to the main character without feeling shame? How can she do those stupid Z-dances and act all cute even though there's a literal shithole between her sweaty butt cheeks? So pathetic! Embarrassing! Worthy of a good laugh!

>>29049364
>>29049457
The fact that Chicken-chan even exists is enough to humiliate her. She's humiliating herself just by existing! Lewd!

The fact that she wears clothes is just mindblowing. Why does she wear them? To cover something? What does she want to hide? Her naked ass! Lewd! She has an objectively disgusting anus just like everyone else, but some people find it hot! Isn't that mindblowing?

Chicken-chan's armpits and feet smell sometimes! She's human! But that's simply mindblowing, since she's so darn cute! Lewd!!!

I'm tired of seeing people quoting posts that no longer exist. There's too much censorship here.

I recommend that you guys browse the threads from the archive instead of 4chan. That way, you can see the best posts that were deleted by the faggot mods and read all the threads without censorship.

>>29049569
Make me, retard.

>>29049543
Humans wear clothes because it's cold without them.

May and Chicken-chan live in tropical regions and there's no reason for them to wear any clothes except to cover their embarrassing body parts. They are such sluts!

>>29049364
>>29049457
>>29049543
Chicken-chan is not a real human bean. She does not fart, poop or do any other embarrassing things.

>>29049675
She is real from the perspective of the characters in the game. They know that she's a dirty, pathetic human that tries to act cute even though she poops every day. And she knows that they know. And they know that she knows that they know.

Isn't that humilating for Chicken-chan? There's this illusion of human dignity that's completely made up by society, but when you think about it... even the cutest girl should be covering her face in shame. Lewd! Chicken-chan's dignity is so easy to destroy it's mindblowing! You only have to bring up the subject and the whole thing crumbles down! Embarrassing! Poor Chicken-chan!

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>>29046300

>>29049811
Too fat.

how do these men act in real life? :^)

>>29049811
Too thin, too young

>>29049675
I agree that fictional characters like, say, Mickey Mouse or Dora the explorer don't actually use the toilet or even have anything under their clothes. Their universes are supposed to be super safe and kid friendly.

But I've seen toilets in the background in some episodes of the pokemon anime. They canonically exist. And people use them. There's also mention of poop in Darmanitan's pokedex entry! Their world doesn't work like Mickey Mouse's. It works like ours for the most part. People have genitals, can sweat and use the toilet! Isn't that embarrassing? How can Misty live with herself? What would May say if you asked her how many times she poops every week? Would she know what the word "ass" means? Of course she would! She has one! Lewd!

IV training, Mimikyu and Chicken-chan make me want to buy this game. But some of my favorite pokemon are flying types and their constantly flying animations look like crap.

What do I do?

>>29049835
>>29049850
You mean too hot.

>>29049919
Masturbate to Chicken

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>>29049850
better?

>>29049979
>How to make anything worse
>Take a character
>Make them fat
>???
>Good job: It's terrible now

>>29049866
The fact that nobody in the game talks about dirty things makes it even hotter. Nobody ever says the word "ass" or asks May an embarrassing question. But what would happen if the MC did? Would she blush and avoid the question, trying to ignore the fact that she's got an ass?

The fact that everyone in the pokemon world is living under the illusion of human dignity is just mindblowing! Lewd! I want to ask Zinnia how many pubes she has! Just bringing that up would make her feel extremely embarassed and humiliated! Pathetic!

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>>29049979

This thread is full of autistic pedophiles

Chicken Chan is cute so at least they have good taste

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>>29050085
I'm not autistic

>>29050085
There's nothing autistic about trying to uncover the mysteries of human dignity, sexual attractiveness and verbal humiliation!

Well, maybe there is.

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>Stop right there, May! I want you to strip naked right now!
>Huh? N-No! What are you saying, Brendan? Are you crazy?!
>Why don't you want to do it?
>Because it's embarrassing you idiot! Leave me alone!
>Why is it embarrassing?
>Well, isn't it obvious? Shit comes out butts! I have a mole on my left ass cheek! And I don't want anyone to see my disgusting, wrinkly anus! It's dirty!
>It's not disgusting! Let me see it!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

This is real dialogue from a Fanfiction.net fanfic. Seriously. Anime fans are autistic fucks.

>>29048470
>Get laid you autistic faggot
I think that's the opposite of what you want.

>>29050237
Why are you on fanfiction.net?

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She is proud of herself and has a high self-esteem. She poses like this, proud of her accomplishments as a trainer.

But she's actually naked under her clothes! How can she be so prideful and cheeky even though she has a smelly human anus?! Lewd! I bet her barely pubescent armpits are slightly smelly and have quite a bit of armpit stubble! So pathetic!

She thinks she's hot shit, but she's actually disgusting! Humans are the worst! Pokemon are clearly superior! Come here Gardevoir-chan~

This must be the most autistic thread in /vp/ right now. Verlisify would be proud.

Is this a Chicken-chan appreciation thread or a May humiliation thread? Whatever it is, I want more of this.

I've hated the bitch since that awful battle before Mauville. Fuck May.

>>29050374
>justify fucking children
Who said anything like that? Just leave people alone with their tastes, they mean no harm. Unlike faggots like you, who keep wishing death upon innocent people. Stop pretending that liking a certain age range is something extremely disgusting or abnormal, because deep down you know it's not true.

>>29050374
I want to fuck Chicken-chan.

>>29050467
good for you anon

>>29050374
I kinda want to spread open your butt cheeks and have Chicken-chan poop into your boypussy.

>>29050374
>being this brainwashed by the media
You should be ashamed of yourself.

This thread is a huge trollfest. Fuck the mindblowing autist, fuck that pedo guy, fuck that SJW kermit guy, fuck everyone in this thread including and especially OP. Chickenfags are the worst.

>>29046300
>Sexiest MC since Hilda


Fix'd

>>29050374
What mental gymnastics did he perform?

Whitney > May > Shauna > Misty > Picnicker Liz from Route 32 > Hilda >>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else

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Chicken-chan loves dank maymays.

>>29050777
so does that make her the next hate symbol?

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>>29050751
I hope you mean the original Whitney and not that disgusting redesign from HGSS.

>>29050751
>forgetting Lass Krise from National Park
FUCKING SHIT TASTE KILL YOURSELF

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>>29050811
The cutest thing about Whitney is that according to her dialogue she only got into pokemon because everyone else was into it. Typical girl! Cute! And she's actually good at battling!

I wonder what her pussy looks like. I bet she has a healty pink bush. She's old enough to have a full bush but not old enough to be a disgusting pussy-shaving slut.

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>>29050777
>>29050889
Oh my gosh! Look at her butt!

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>>29046300
Best MC since May.

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Her original design was pure and cute. Modern Whitney is a slut and her eyes make her look like she belongs in a mental institution.

>this thread went to shit while the Dawn thread has tons of images and peaceful discusion
Really makes you think

>>29051101
Everything went to shit after the first post. Moralfags ruin everything for no reason.

>>29051101
We Dawnfags are classy lolicons

>>29051101
>SJWs going after the new hotness instead of some ancient character

>>29051005

She still has the same kind of softball clothes though.

I wish we could have seen her in Pokeathlon gear

Daily reminder that Chicken-chan's sweat doesn't smell at all because she still lacks the pheromones that make it stink. Her sweat is just water + salt.

All this talk about sweaty chickenbutt is pointless.

>>29051157
>Dawn
>roree

>>29050937
May was an actual, literal cuteslut.

>>29050751
>Picnicker Liz from Route 32
MAH NIGGA
i deleted all phone numbers except hers and cooltrainer diana and used to RP that they were my girlfriends

>>29050237
>this exists
someday I'm going to see something on the internet that snaps me and I'm gonna become a serial killer that murders absolute degenerates
mark my fucking words

>>29052098
>not enjoying the humiliation of a pokegirl
>hating perverts
Seriously, what is your problem? Those guys are weird as fuck, but you are insane. Fucking prudes, man.

>>29046300
Least sexiest MC since Lyra?
Least sexiest MC since Lyra.

>>29049296
Stupid muslim. Muhammad was a pedophile and false prophet.

>>29052098
>muh dignity
Your social construct doesn't exist, faggot. Your ass is just as disgusting as May's.

>>29052140
Lyra was very sexy. Hilda,Rosa and Serena were not sexy

All the female protags had some sex appeal because they had tits and other womanly qualities. The SM protag has no sex appeal because she just looks like a prepubescent titless child.

>>29052341
>she just looks like a prepubescent titless child.
Sexy

>>29050237
Link? Google isn't giving me shit.

>>29052135
>>29052240
>defending that shit
you two are on bought time

>>29052341
Some people like that. You can't say that she objectively has no appeal when there are already lots of Japanese pedos fapping to her and creating fanart.

>>29052414
Pedos don't count. Just like scat fetishists don't count, and still, prepubescent children, and feces, have no sex appeal.

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>>29046300

>>29052504
Everyone counts. And stop pretending you don't like kids. When will you come out of the toybox?

>>29052532
No not everyone counts thats just how life works. The huge minority of people, like pedophiles or murderers, will be ignored and even punished by the majority if they feel like it.

>>29052576
>minority
Most pedos are good people and don't deserve your hate. Your sexual/romantic preference thdoesn't define your personality or your morals.

You only think they are a minority because the only ones that are outed as pedos are the criminals. Literally 95% of them are too scared to admit what they are and never say anything. Your own brother or son could be one and you would never notice.

And I honestly don't see why innocent people should be hated, censored and not allowed to masturbate to Japanese cartoons to deal with their forbidden desires. That kind of mindless hate only drives them further underground and turns them into hateful people that only want to watch people like you burn.

You are scum. You can't even discuss this subject without thinking the "pedo apologist" wants to legalize sex with childen. You are literally brainwashed and can't be reasoned with.

>>29048045
Sounds too much like Serena

>>29052860
>holy trinity
>serena
nigga plz

M O D S
O
D
S

>>29053004
Maractus
Oricorio
Diancie
Serena

The best pokemon.

I'd love a pic of Dawn wearing Chicken-Chan's clothes and Chicken-Chan wearing Dawn's clothes. Would be cute as hell.

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>>29053299
I'd like a pic of them like this.

>>29053299
it already exists. let me try to find it.

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>>29053299
>>29053350
Dawn is slightly not loli in this though

>>29053383
cute!

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>>29052878
How to completely both upgrade chicken and ruin dawn in one picture.