Friendly reminder that this fat ass has fucked Lusamine.

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>>29041371
I disagree

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>>29041371
>friendly reminder that his dick is bigger than yours

>>29041371
He looks more like Aurune's fatter brother.

>>29041371
Is there porn of him already? I love blond daddies

>>29041371
No. Lusamine is his oldest daughter. It goes like this

Guy: 56 year old

Lusamine: 27 year old

Gladion: 15 year old

Lillie: 10 year old

>>29041371
>Region based on Hawaii
>All these haole motherfuckers

Fuck white people.

>>29041514
>implying fathers don't fuck their daughters

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>>29041485
This.

>>29041371
>name is German for "poppy"
>blond hair
>green eyes
NEXT ULTRA BEAST CONFIRMED TO BE A FAT FUCK

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>>29041505
I don't think so but please tell me if you find any, because, same.

>>29041579
>>>/pol/

>>29041593
I seriously forgot this guy existed

>>29041579
Nail yourself.

>>29041556
its not our fault nips worship the ground we walk on

>>29041613
What if he's just expansion?

>>29042717
Expansion is Gladion

>people don't want lusamine to be a mom and are forcing her as the "big sister" so they dont have to face the reality that their pokegirl waifu is not pure

>>29041514
That was weirdly specific
>>29041505
I wish there was

KEEP ALOLA CITY WEIRD

>>29041371

>People still think Lusamine is a mom

>>29041613
But UB-02 beauty already exists to mirror this guy.

>>29041613

UB-02 beauity is not Lusamine

>>29041371
Damn he's daddy as fuck

>>29042801
Goddammit. You had to do it didn't you

>>29041371
there is still hope for me

Owns a paradise for pokemon whereas Lusamine makes an artificial one. Hmm

>>29041456
>but whose the moooooom?
>considering Lusamine is far too young to be a mom

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>>29041371

>>29041556
>>29042671
Lusamine, Lillie and Gladion probably emigrated from Pokemon-sweden

>>29043946
>Sweden
>Not Slavic country

Cyka blyat

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>>29043946
>Chicken-chan and Samson Oak are Japanese
>Kukui is Japanese-Hawaiian or some shit
>Hala and Hau are Hawaiian
>Guzma and Plumeria are Latino/Latina
>mfw the only white people in SM are the literal aliens coming to invade

>>29041579
I hope you never breed.

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>Play Sun/Moon
>A disturbing amount of NPCs are green eyed blondes.
>They're not extended family.
>They're all the result of the Pokemon equivalent of Josef Mengele doing cloning experiments on Alolan residents.

>>29042809
>>29043866
In one of the Japanese trailers, Hau compliments her on how youthful she is, which might be implying she's older than she looks.

>>29044123
>Lusamine gains youth by sucking up the life energy from Pokemon using AZ's technology

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>>29044093
>Guzma and Plumeria are Latino/Latina

>>29044093
>Pokemon Sun/moon is actually about how white foreigners ruin everything

>>29041371
>doesn't have an actual official artwork
He's not going to be important to the main plot.

>>29044161
>named after Latin American plants
>kinds dark but not really
>Team Skull's whole theme is a street gang
Yep

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>>29044161
it's also interesting to note that Guzma looks very different from the regular cast style wise
>plus he's darker skinned than regular white

>>29044161
his fuckin name is guzma of course he's latino

>>29044089
I thought the slav-lillie meme died months ago

>>29044248
holy shit, anon! guzma's hair is actually black! see the bit at the back? the white fluff at the front might actually just be a crown of some sort.

...or a permanent scar from a tragic science experiment...

>guy is blonde with green eyes
>he must be Lusamine's husband!
Look. It makes sense for Gladion and Lillie to be related to her, but this is just bullshit. Fucking someone doesn't take its genes. Unless you are implying he is Lusamine's father and impregnated her anyway.

>>29044546
or maybe he just dyed it

>>29044547
And every Gym Leader is born with a name that reflects the type they're going to specialize in when they grow up despite it having absolutely nothing to do with anything about as a newborn. This is Pokémon we're talking about, they do not care for anything as long as it makes symbolic sense in the present.

>>29044547
>Both characters are introduced in the same game
>Both characters run Pokémon paradises
>Both characters are blonde
>Both characters have square hairstyles
>Both characters have green eyes
>Both characters' names are based on German names of flowers

>In a game

>"They're not related"

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>father fucks off to some random island to play around with pokemon
>mother more than likely makes chimeras and is summoning beasts from different dimensions
>son runs off with his experimented dog and joins a gang of try hard losers
>daughter runs off to some buff scientist
Man this family is fucked up

>>29044248
>Argentina
>white

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>>29041371

>>29045087
To be fair, that's not what he said, just that he probably didn't father her children. They probably ARE related, but, y'know, you (usually) wouldn't be related to your husband. Seems more likely he's Lusamine's dad if anything.

>>29041613
>UB-01 is desire overall.
>UB-02 Beauty is Lust
>UB-02 Absorption is Wrath
>UB-0? is Gluttonly
Sins confirmed to be the UB's theme?

is this gonna be another family affair like in sea mauville?

>>29045567
UB-01 would probably be Envy (The shapeshifting, looking like Lillie etc.)

>>29045384
HaHa ohh Fuck! kek!

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>>29045567
>UB-??? is chastity due to Lillie's influence

>>29042618
He was a bro, and he had a flygon so bonus points for having a good ace

plus he sticks out as a much better new character when you compare him to Zinnia

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>>29041456
I think Colress is an uncle if anything

>>29041371
That's probably Lusamine's dad while Faba is her granddad. Lillie and Gladion are either her little siblings or kids she had with Colress, or maybe they're Colress' kids and Lusamine is just the auntie.

Or they're all just aliens modelling themselves after whatever humans they saw when they first scouted the planet

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>>29044248