We like Poppmaid a lot.

i dont
easily the worst of the new starters

shouldve been a circus ringman with hoops and bubbles n shit

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>>29037212
>we

Nobody will like it until it is confirmed

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I once had a maid babysitting me and she had the nicest of tits , like damn I wanted these tits inside of me bad. i sometimes cry about it.

>>29037258
Anon, we all want nice tits inside of us, but why must you drag corsola into this off topic shitposting everytime?

I like it. Not the hyper sexual fan art, though.

>>29037249
>like

>>29037308
>dicks

>>29037212
Poppmaid is great!

>>29037289
Hide corsola threads.
Ignore corsola posters.
do not respond to corsola posts.

>>29037235
wtf I love Poppmaid now.

>>29037235
>clowncucks are still mad

>>29037212
I'm so happy it exists! But if GF shits on it with bad animations then I'll use Rowlett. I love the starters this time

Goth>>>>>>>>>>Popstar bitch

>>29037235
>Wahh! It's bad because Game Freak didn't cater to me!

>>29037461

Found the edgemaster.

>>29037461
Too bad none of the starters are goths?

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>>29037212
Yes OP

Top teir mon

>>29037488
>forgetting about the best gen V psychic type
kill yourself

>>29037212
>Popp3
>Pyukumuku
>Wishiwashi
>Bruxish
>Wimpod
It's a good time to be a waterfag.

>>29037461
>>29037533
>Gothitellefag getting bootyblasted for no reason

>>29037609
I'm not getting 'bootyblasted' you piece of shit. I wish I could tear your fucking face off.

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>>29037682

>>29037682
wew

>>29037708
Please don't resort to your pitiful 'buzzwords', human.

>>29037682
You're definitely bootyblasted.

Rearroasted.

Anusassaulted.

Sphincterspeared.

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>>29037719
Yeah ok.Anyway,let's post second best seals.

>>29037739
I refuse, lowly mortal. You're not worth my damn time.

>>29037212
>he picked the seal
>hes a fat permavirgin waifufag

Ebiiiiinnnnnn

>Poppmaid
Fuck, that meme name is terrible.

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>>29037800
Can we just stop please?I just want a nice Popplio3 thread.

>>29037818

May I borrow your projector?

>>29037838
>we

>>29037833

It's a 1000x better than Entermaid.

Yes WE do

>>29037871
>like

>>29037888
>popplio!

I wish that it looked just 15% more masculine so that it could be seen as a "pretty boy merman" instead of always a tranny. I know this is a double standard considering the male-looking Pokemon that can be female, but they should keep that out of the starter business.

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>>29037212
You know, this is the kind of shit that makes me dislike it even more...

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>>29037533
Reuniclus isn't Goth, silly.

>>29037944
>tranny meme

>>29037838

About one of the very few pieces that manages to make Poppmaid/Entermaid/Serlimaid look nice to me. She looks stargazed from the limelight too.

most of the pieces looks like she's being sexualized as fuck, which really isn't my thing.

Strangely, Brionne is all about dancing albeit quite not singing yet, how come we never see Poppmaid doing acrobatics or dancing, just simply singing, that'd make her so more interesting to me

>>29037212
Why doesn't anyone call it Poppstar? It's so obvious.

>>29037944

Yeah, I'm in that train as well. It's not that I hate the concept the design has, but every time I look at her, I always keep assuming it's that feminine due to there probably being splits Knowing there might not be splits at all is what kind of lets me down on her whole feminine look.

That and because I can't picture Brionne without a ballerina boy of her own, which would make sense as a split. From Popplio to have two different paths, I'd assume there'd be a ballerina - ballerina boy/acrobat different path, then the ballerina boy could become something different in contrast to Brionne.

>>29037985
People making threads about their flavor of the month favorite Pokemon? You must hate everything then.
You know you can make threads about your favorite Pokemon too, right? Go ahead and make one, I'm sure you'll find a bunch of like minded individuals who love it too, along with a handful of haters

>>29038197
I'm honestly trying to like this thing, but the non-stop shitposting like OP, other faggots in this thread and the fact that I disliked thing from the beginning isn't really helping. The thing that's triggering my autism is the fact that this thing hasn't even been confirmed and its being posted everywhere as if Nintendo revealed it two minutes ago.

>inb4 butthurt Balliofag
No, I hated Ballio too. I was hoping that Popplio would evolve into a sleek acrobatic seal, and there was good evidence that it could, but no, we get a tranny mermaid that's probably gonna be a shitmon
>inb4 le tranny meme
Look a Braixen and Delphox

Didn't I tell you to stop making threads that start like this? Stop with the "we" stuff you false flagging fuck.

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>>29037212
Is Brionne welcome?

>>29038105
I WANNA BE A POPPSTAR KIMI WO MOTTO

>>29037212
No we don't

Fuck outta here with your degenerate fur-affinity-tier bleached barbie designed by Dr.Seuss

>>29038775
fuck.

Well, that's going to be stuck in my head for a week.

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>>29037212
That's a pretty good image

>>29037212
What's this "we" shit?

But yeah, I love Poppmaid, easily my favorite gen 7 'mon, which is pretty shocking to me.

>>29038686
>that's probably gonna be a shitmon
>he thinks he knows this before the games are even out

Stop going out of you way to find reasons to dislike it. That would be a good start.

>>29038799

Sick memes, bro.

>>29038686
>Look a Braixen and Delphox

And?

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Yeah I certainly like it. But I don't like threads like this. Can't people on /vp/ ever start a thread off normally?

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>>29038756

>>29038988
no

>>29038686
Actually Poppmaid probably has the best chance to be good out of all the Gen 7 starters. Its supposed typing and stat spread would definitely be good.

>>29037470
Not him but it's bad because it's bad. Lots of things would be better, including but not limited to Ballio.

>>29039042
>I have no actual reasons

>>29038936
Poppmaid propaganda like OP is also a meme you stupid faggot. He's trying to meme people into liking it.

>>29038980
Braixen and Delphox are both very feminine-looking and have a gender ratio of 87.5% Male

>>29038909
>Stop going out of you way to find reasons to dislike it
I guess you're right on that part, but I'm gonna keep my hopes low

>>29039069
If the reasons aren't obvious to you then you just have shit taste. You'd have to to like this thing.

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>>29039089

Where did I say I condone OP's thread?Take a chill pill, hot head.

>>29039106

Ebin.

Reminder that OP is a potential false flagger.

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>>29039004
Got the non meme-effects version? I gotta start collecting these

>>29037884
Both are terrible

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>>29039213
me too thanks

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>>29039100
Foxes in general are feminine looking, but Delphox doesn't try to force its femininity down your throat like this.

Honestly these threads are just damage control, it's clearly a fucking ugly design that is understandably hated. It's in the same boat as moondog. Furfags are just incredibly defensive.

>>29038105
That's what I was wondering

>>29038686
Are all Popplios male? Do you know what tranny means? do you call every girl you met a tranny?
And at least you admit you're judging it based on your preconceived notions and are looking for reasons to hate it more, reasons that don't exist. There's nothing out of the ordinary on this thread,for example. Not even the OP, but you felt the need to hate it more because someone else likes it. Something that happens with hundreds of other Pokemon, but this one's special because reasons. Just calm the fuck down, I don't see anyone going into other Pokemon threads mentioning that the thread made them hate it more

>>29039228
Thanks senpai

>>29038063
I hate this mermaid but this fan art makes the whole line look cute

>>29039254
>Are all Popplios male?

Some of them are, and they still look like this, so yes they are basically trannies.

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holy FUCK you guys look at this tranny animal!

>>29039231
Hi venusaurfag, stop sammefagging in this thread.
You used the same arguments yesterday.

>>29039231
No, you're just trying to force your opinions on someone else. They're not universally hated, and you calling others furfags is laughable. You're most likely projecting, because outside the handful of posters that say "I wanna fuck that thing" to every design ever revealed, no one keeps mentioning their need to fuck them. Sundog has more furry porn than Moondog, yet you call Moon the furbait one.

There's no damage control, it's not clearly a ugly design, you think so, not everyone else, why are you so fucking retarded?

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god DAMN these are some tranny looking dogs

>>29039254
>reasons that don't exist
I don't like its design or concept

>>29039231
Oh my god again with this shit. This is going to go on forever.

>>29039196
Almost certainly at this point. Almost half the threads that start on /vp/ these days are made specifically to get someones goat or start some circular shitposting war about opinions.

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>>29039316
Fuck GameFreak, overdesigned tranny Pokemon like this shouldn't exist. Furfags will defend this

>>29039231
but venusaur is a shitty starter and so is delphox, specially delphox

>>29039408
I wish we had a Peacock Pokemon already.

>>29039231
By calling your opposition defensive you are effectively shutting down the discussion, as there is no way for them to respond without actually being defensive. Very clever.

Too bad I don't give a shit about what anonymous faggots on the internet think. Of course people are going to get defensive when you barge in on people having fun and accuse them of having shit taste, especially when your """arguments""" consist of just you vomiting your subjective opinions everywhere.

>>29037719

So are you legitimately this much of an edgelord or are you just baiting?

>>29039316
Do you see long hair, jewlery, fake lashes and a dress on it?
Ornate =/= feminine.

>>29039346
Yeah, they are. That's not an appealing design. At least Furfrou's feminine looks are optional.

>>29039342
I'm stating the general consensus, whether you like it or not, and whether you choose to deny Poppmaid's ugliness or not.
Sundog has more art in general, but a much higher ratio of moondog art is furry, because that's its primary appeal.
You're free to disagree with the facts but that doesn't change them.

>>29039360
Exactly, that's the reason you dislike it, but you don't need to go into threads to tell everyone that said thread makes you hate it more, you're just looking for reasons to hate it more

>>29039445
>general consensus
What general consensus? What do you have that supports this claim?
>facts
What facts? I don't see any in your post.

>>29039411
I didn't say Delphox wasn't shitty, I said it's not as shitty as this thing.

>venusaur is a shitty starter
Poppmaid fan has tremendously shit taste, big surprise.

>>29039458
Just itnore him, it's not worth it. Some people are too far gone, that nothing you say to them will change a thing.

"I'm always right and you're always wrong, objectively" is the mindset of retards, and trying to talk to retards is useless

>>29037212
Why is it called Poppmaid. It's has 0 features of a maid. Wouldn't it be Poppidol or some shit.

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Will this just be an exact repeat of yesterday?

Sorry, I don't endorse liking fakemons.

>>29037682
I love this.

>>29039497
Are you serious right now? Mermaid, you idiot.

>>29039497
It's a stupid fan nickname, like roothoot or ballio. We need the official name. Entermaid is worse

>>29039499
no, I'm not bothering anymore. Retards aren't worth my time, and everyone should ignore these attentionwhores

>>29039454
the reason I look to find more reasons to hate it, is because of the cult following that praise it like a god. it gets annoying when they say I should like it just because their opinions are right

>>29039571
I guess it's okay on the other hand for people to shit on it and say that nobody is allowed to like it because it is the worst pokemon or starter design ever though, right? Because I don't see you criticizing those posts.

>>29039445
Please use a trip so I can filter you.

>>29039497
Popplio + Mermaid = Poppmaid

It's not a great name, but we obviously don't have an official name yet.

>>29039571
Then you should ignore those people because they are just the same kind of shitposters you are. People are gonna like this thing. People are going to hate it. But anyone trying to claim that other people should feel the same way they do about it is a shitposter. Don't make the mess bigger by doing the same thing.

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I till don't know what to think about the frill on the neck. It looks like a bib or something

>>29037470
This is a retarded statement because businesses should cater to their consumers if they want their money

>>29039316
Your argument is dumb

>>29039630
Their consumers have vastly different tastes from one another. Which is the reason you can choose from over 800 creatures. One design you dislike isn't going to kill you.

>>29039611
Ok, I'll try to ignore them, then. Thanks for being cool, Anon

>>29039630
This is an extremely retarded statement. I've seen businesses cave into their fans' demands and requests, which lead to fans deeming it the worst of a franchise in every single case. The businesses need to do things their way.

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>>29039231
Guess we need a Brionne or Poppermaid version of pic related.

>>29039626
It's not on the neck it's on the chest line under the arms, it's supposed to be a flowy top

Speak for yourself, faggot. That thing is disgusting.

>>29039681
>>29039630
both of these statements are retarded. the latter because it's obviously missing the point of the post (that it didn't cater specifically to them, not that they shouldn't cater potential consumers and the fanbase), probably intentionally, and the former because he was stupid enough to not see that and give it a real reply.

>>29039630
Consumers aren't a single individual, everyone likes different things

>>29039650
Trying to force gender stereotypes to fantasy creatures is dumb too, considering there are animals that challenge those stereotypes in the real world

>>29039100

>implying I wouldn't want to bully a bitchboy Braixen

>>29039686
no, I meant Poppmaid's

>>29039316
You crazy son, there is nothing feminine about that majestic bird. Being feminine is not even the problem here, it's being overly "KAWAII uguu i hope little girls buy pokemon now".

>>29039712
>gender stereotypes

Found the SJW cuck

Animals don't have literal human woman features like human hair, a dress, jewelery and big lashes. It looks like an animal drag queen. That's why people call it a tranny.

>>29039679
No problem.

I honestly hate when people start threads like this because it so quickly ends up in people yelling at each other over pointless shit that they can't control because someone assumed that everyone should think the same way. If we could all just learn to deal with the fact that we like different things for different reasons, /vp/ and 4chan in general could be a better place. I'm not saying we've got to suck everyone's dick and agree with everything, but at the same time we should just know when to stop and move onto better things.

>>29039685
>NO! I wanted Sans from UNDERTALE!

>>29039752
So? It's just one pokemon. Let little girls have their pandering. There's hundreds of them. We can have some that specifically target a certain demographic.

>>29039783
You're assuming little girls will actually like it.

Just because it's designed to pander to them doesn't mean it does a good job. It's feminine but it's repugnant, like an ugly Barbie.

>>29039760
>SJW
oh, so you're an underage that know nothing about the world. Good to know, I'll stop now

>>29038141
A split sounds really lame actually.

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>>29039799
>trannies are bootiful people! FUCK your stereotypes! she's so pretty!

>>29039798
>it's repugnant
nah

Poppmaid a shit.

A SHIT!

>>29039798
I'm assuming little girls will like it because I just gamefreak's committee of designers and marketing or however the fuck they design pokemon to determine whether it's appealing to them more than random faggots on 4chan. I may be wrong but wrongness would be more logically based.

>>29037296
How the fuck is the OP "hypersexual"?

>>29039820
Okay so this an exact repeat of yesterday. Good to know.

>>29039820
educate yourself, don't lump me with that trash trying to use Brionne has a trans symbol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_role

>>29039839
I think he's talking about in general mostly.

>>29037212
> W E
W
E

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>>29039869
>linking wikipedia article on gender roles to defend Poppmaid

Fucking kek, thanks for proving me right.

>>29039878
L O V E
O
V
E

>>29039878
WUZ

For some reason I feel like OP and Venasuar guy might be the same person. This isn't really based on anything, but if threads keep getting made in this way, it'll start getting suspicious. Very few people start threads in this way seriously.

>>29039820
He's cute. If only he just became a cute guy rather than a pretend woman.

love her somach

>>29039903
MERMAIDS N SHEEIT

>>29039836
>I'm assuming
Since you left school how many little girls have you talked to? do you even know what kind of things the typical murrican girl likes today?

>>29039869
Wow did you really post a wiki article on gender?

Holy shit, it's a Pokemon. This is why people don't like Brionne/Poppmaid. It attracts people like you the same way Keldeo attracted /mlp/

>>29039921
love her stomach

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>>29039453
Here you go

>>29039927
Do you even read posts? Because if you did you'd know I was relinquishing my inability to judge that sort of thing to people who presumably would be able to. I have more reason to believe they know what they're doing than I do, for example, you.

>>29039896
Stop pretending to be retarded, and educate yourself please. Gender stereotypes have existed since forever, they're not a SJW invention, and if they didn't exist, you wouldn't call Popplio3 feminine, they're not a bad thing. And they don't apply to animals or fantasy creature

Well meme'd though

If we keep doing this Brionne/Popmaid will end up as a feminist symbol or something like that for the most retarded reasons. The problem with it has nothing to do with trannies or females in general.

I want to ____ ______

>>29039839
Don't believe he ever said it was.

Like people enjoy Gardevoir in game for whatever reason, but it's art makes it look extra feminine with breasts and such.

>>29039982
fuck UB02-Beauty

>>29039534
It's not a mermaid either you shit eating cuck nigger. It's a sea lion.

>>29039998
you tried

>>29040000
quads confirm

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>>29039928
>Keldeo attracting /mlp/
>When BW came out before friendship is magic

>>29039928
I was just trying to prove that the concept has existed for a long time, because I was called out a SJW for a genuine argument. You can't call an animal feminine based on human examples. Way to miss my point buddy

>>29040039
My Little Pony has been around since I think the 70s you retard.

>>29040056
IT'S A POKEMON


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29037255
Wtf are you taking about my underaged anon friend?

>>29040061
Do you even know how the whole Brony Phenomenon started? it wasn't in the fucking seventies you know?

>>29040084
Exactly. Can you read through the reply chain at least?

>>29040061
No one cared whether or not that they attracted mlpfags in he 70s.

>>29040056
>You can't call an animal feminine based on human examples
You can when the animal uses overtly human feminine features, you cuck.

Its femininity doesn't look organic, it looks like they put a dress, wig, jewelery and makeup on a seal.

>>29040061
The artstyle was drastically different and phenomenon know as bronies (which is the reason anyone ever brings it up) came out after the most recent version.

>>29039962
There's literally no problem with it. Autists on 4chan and SJWs on Tumblr are retarded. You don't see this shit on any other Pokemon threads, retards have access to the internet, and we have to share this site with them

>>29040144
>ur a le sjw le cuck
how to not get taken seriously 101

>>29040144
Of course it doesn't look "organic". Does Jynx look "organic"? It's literally wearing a dress complete with gold trim and breast plates. Or more a pertinent example, does Popplio's neck frill look "organic"? No, it looks like someone put a neck frill thing on a seal. Popplio actually has it worse where parts of it are "meant" to be "organic" but it's clearly not and just shapes stuck together, especially on the snout. At least Popplio3 is a continuous mass.

What the fuck are people arguing about

Just enjoy the pretty mermaid or don't, goddamn

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Popplio is real!
Feminine starters exist!
Let's celebrate!

>>29039445
>Yeah, they are. That's not an appealing design. At least Furfrou's feminine looks are optional.

Do you read what you're typing before you post, it's not like those poodles chose to look that way. Becoming a tranny is a choice, both animals and pokemon don't choose how they look.

>>29037249
WUZ

>>29040039
Funnily enough, Mc Donalds was featuring Pokemon and MLP happy meal toys to advertise both Black and White and FIM together back in 2010.

>>29040389
delete

>>29037435
guess what
i also hate ballio

circus ringman =/= clown

dont be that guy, anon

>>29037470
its not bad because it wasn't catered to me

its bad because its bad and is wasted potential for a more suitable theme

>>29040486
>its bad because its bad
ahahaha he actually legitimately used this as an argument

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>assmad clownfags and insecure boys hate this cutie because it wasn't created to cater to them
>mfw I'm just happy I got a cute idol sea lion to compliment my "badass" team

>>29039342
Wow why are you so angry?


It's obviously a shit design. Quit trying so hard to defend it.

Jesus, furfags and waifufags are really really defensive, holy shit.

>>29040658
Nice projection

>>29039820
He's ugly as fuck. Looks like Jason Biggs in a wig.

>>29040651
Good taste anon.I like it because it's pretty much the only middle stage starter that looks cute besides braixen.

>>29040658

(You)

>>29040705
What is there to project?


Seems like you're just a little mad that someone called the design shit.

>>29040169
But there is, is an awful design.

>>29040271
What's wrong with saying that you don't like something? i agree that some people are taking this to the extremes but i don't see the problem in saying i don't like something.

>>29040651
>this gif doesn't loop
Is it just my shitty internet?

>>29040894
It's great that you don't like something, but telling everyone else they are wrong for liking or being okay with it is where you go overboard and start to become an annoying shitposter.

>>29040894
There's nothing wrong to dislike it, but calling it tranny is wrong, and calling people who like it furfags or SJWs is even worse. Taste is subjective

>>29040993
I thibk there's somethibg wring with it. I can see it looping on my phone, but not on my tablet or PC

>>29041065
Taste is not subjective. The design is horrible and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it in your shitty life. Your dad will never love you. Just fuck off you little fairy faggot.

>>29041125
>taste is not subjective
People will still argue with you after you said this. Hilarious.

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>>29041125
Just stop faggot, no one cares about your autism. You aren't fooling anyone

>>29040658

Quit trying so hard to shitpost.

>>29041125
Whoa, you seem a little mad someone likes something you don't.j

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>>29041125
>he has to resort to making things personal

>>29040204
>Does Jynx look "organic"?

Jynx is not a standard for good design. Comparing this thing to Jynx only proves my point.

>>29041295
Did this man just insult Jynx?

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>>29040651
This guy gets it.

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So we're definitely getting a feminine grass starter next gen, right? can't wait

This thread taught me that I need to stop putting so much effort into voicing my arguments. Because no matter what you do you'll get exactly the same reactions as calling someone a faggot and pretending everything you say is fact.

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>>29037989
This

>>29040651
This. People were ok with a cheerleader birdmon. The fuck is wrong with a cheering starter? I'm pretty sure everyone will appreciate some variety unless you're one of those assholes who want another fire/fighting starter.

>>29041428
Took you long enough.
As soon as someone implies their opinions are the only thing that matters or that they're objectively right, you drop out. Or continue shitposting

>>29039571
So basically what you're saying is
>It's bad because of the fandom XD

>>29041976
>UB is so bad! monstergirl is way cooler omg look how girly she is! im so progressive and not a furfag!

It's meh . But unless salndit becomes a wafuimon this is going to be a goodra all over again

>>29041428
I learned that the last thread when the dude ignored entire paragraphs worth of responses.

>>29041976
>>29042013
Both UBs look like complete shit. I don't even consider them Pokemon, they would be even lower than Jynx

>>29042049
It won't. stop saying this

>>29039712
>Consumers aren't a single individual, everyone likes different things
And as anyone with even one brain cell call tell, nobody wanted a mermaid and the mermaid is easily the most hated starter in the history of pokemon.

>>29042126

(You)

>>29042126
You have to be 18+ to post here with that mentality. Do everyone a favor and go visit other sites outside of 4chan.

>>29042142
>>29042177
>Poppfags are this deep in denial

>>29042142
>>29042177
>still taking that stale old bait
wew

>>29042126
This whole "Only my opinions matter!" shtick got old really, really fast. Please do the world a favor and stop breathing.

I love my gay son

>>29042208
By this logic, everything you post is bait.

>liking fakemon

>>29037212
>we could have gotten an elephant seal
>we could have gotten a literal elephant seal, more elephant than seal
>we could have gotten an asskicking clown
>we could have gotten a leopard seal
>we could have gotten a circus magician
>we could have gotten a monstrous walrus
>we could have gotten a strongman
>we could have gotten a badass giant sea lion
>we could have gotten poseidon
>we could have gotten a psychic water balloon levitating seal
>we could have gotten a circus headmaster
>we could have gotten a top heavy bodybuilding seal
>we could have gotten a water/dark malevolent jester
>we could have gotten a kaiju seal
>we could have gotten a fighting type based off a professional swimmer

>but instead we get a fucking shitty singing mermaid with the ugliest design ever

@29042227
sure shitposter-kun. go farm (You)s elsewhere

>>29042220
>literally the colors of the Trans flag
>thinking she isn't a transgirl

>>29042258
Thanks for confirming my point.

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>>29042126
> "Please stop liking what i dislike!"
(you)

>>29042126
Were you not around during the gen 5 reveal when EVERYONE was shitting daily on oshawott?

>>29042253
Do you have this pasta in Luchakitten flavor? I've only seen this one, and I need it for reasons

>>29038197
>you must hate everything then
We're in 4chan, son

>>29042202
>Wahh! Why don't people believe the shit I pull out of my ass

@29042276
glad to be of help

@29042319
Meh

>>29042253
To think someone seriously thought up all of these ideas and forgot that Popplio is a Sea Lion, not a Seal.

That just makes this pasta that much better.

>>29042126

[citation needed]

>>29042060
Just because you post a paragraph doesn't mean it's worth responding to.

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isn't its name sirene or something?

>>29042332
>Popplio is a sea lion

How the fuck is it a sea lion you goddamn idiot? If anything being a sea lion would be even worse for Poppmaid, it look nothing like it.

>>29040577
i could list a whole bunch of reasons why its bad but its nothing everyone who likes it hasnt seen already and will ignore anyway

theres no point going in depth

its bad because its bad

>>29037212
Post porn

>>29042291
Sure why not, here's something.

>we could have gotten a cannon panther
>we could have gotten a beast that leaps through rings of fire
>we could have gotten a sabertooth tiger
>we could have gotten a leopard seal
>we could have gotten a volcano cat
>we could have gotten a pirate cat
>we could have gotten a catgirl
>we could have gotten a fire eater
>we could have gotten a lion
>we could have gotten a living bomb
>we could have gotten a dragon tiger
>we could have gotten a cat burglar
>we could have gotten something quadrupedal
>we could have gotten just a fire cat
>we could have gotten anything that isn't fucking fire/fighting

>but instead we get a fucking fire/fighting wrestler that's literally a tiger head slapped on a human's body

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>>29042253
>GAME FREAK DIDN'T CATER TO ENTITLED BRATS LIKE ME

>>29042347
it has no name yet, unfortunately. Poppmaid and Entermaid are used for some reason, I liked Sirenaid better but it didn't catch on

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>>29040651
>assmad mermaidfags start insecure threads like these because they know the design is shit but can't defend it through rhetoric, forcing a cult mentality meme instead

>>29042413
Thanks, saved

>>29042413
Is there some problem with a man with a tiger head? I can't think of one that doesn't involve "bara" or "furfags".

>>29037212
Yea, it's grown on me. Still my least favourite of the 3.

>>29042387
We get it, you hate Poppmaid, move on. You aren't changing anyone's opinions here.

>>29042425
Sirenaid sounds like a soda. Personally, I prefer Poppstar.

>>29042387
but all of those reasons would be subjective

you can not prove an objective statement ("[thing] is bad") with subjective arguments ("because I don't like mermaids")

>>29042457
Remember to replace the leopard seal part with something else, I did not notice that until now.

>>29042358
It's pretty clearly a cartoon seal/sea lion. I mean it's pretty much just girly dewgong.

>>29042441
insecure threads? this is just a thread talking about a Pokemon. There's nothing to defend, but when the arguments start going in circles, then it's time to ignore them

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>>29042441
>calls others insecure
>he has to assume everyone secretly shares his opinion

>>29042490
Its perfect with leopard seal desu

>>29037212
>poppmaid

Its Sirenade.

>>29042567
I like that name

>>29042425
>>29042475
>>29042567
Good thing we will soon know its true name in the coming weeks.

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>>29042527
i do

>>29042515
You said it's not a seal, when it clearly is and furthermore it doesn't invalidate the post at all. There were a million options for a seal evolution, or even a mermaid seal, but they turned it into an ugly mess.

>>29042527
If they don't dislike Poppmaid they're not worth acknowledging.

>>29042441
Stay salty Balliofag!

>this thread will hit 300 replies just like the same thread from yesterday

wew

>>29042614
>if you don't like Poppmaid you must like Ballio

Nice damage control.

>>29042599
Is your name "everyone" by any chance?

>>29042472
Same.
Starting to really like it.

>>29042490
Kek
Leopard Seal sounds rad

>>29042126
lol

Can we all just agree that any arguments in favor of Poppmaid should automatically be considered invalid by default if they come from Poppmaidfags? They're biased, so you can't trust anything they say.

I will only accept arguments in its favor from those who don't like Poppmaid. And that's that.

>>29042611
what? I said no such thing. It isn't literally a seal if that's what you mean. It's a Pokemon.

First starter I won't be boxing sine gen 3.

>>29042253
Why the hell would I want an elephant seal? Have you seen those things?

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>>29042358
http://www.pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/pokemon/popplio/

>>29042674
Yes.

And they're better designed than Poppmaid.

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>>29042662
Stay Salty CreepyClown fags

>>29042662
desu that's what everyone does already

>people are still taking these arguments for and against gay cartoon seals on a kids videogame seriously
It's time to walk away from the screen, lads

>>29042662

Can we all just agree that any arguments against Poppmaid should automatically be considered invalid by default if they come from anti-Poppmaidfags? They're biased, so you can't trust anything they say.

>>29042662
wat

>>29042611
>people who disagree with me aren't worth acknowelding

>>29042697
Okay man.

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>>29042662
If someone doesn't like it why would they be in favor of it?

>>29042634
>Doesn't reply to well thought, argumented points
>Replies to obvious bait instead

>>29042697
What design?

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>>29042697
>comparing real animals to a Pokemon

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>>29037212
Speak for yourself.

>>29042806
I love the highlights. What does that fag use to make it look like that?

The little lei over bare chest, and it's eyelashes make it so ridiculously sexy for a pokemon.

>>29042853
no tits = no sexy
and I'm ok with that

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Biggest objective problem with Poppmaid is it's low effort.

They just slapped some barbie doll features on a seal. They didn't try to incorporate mermaid features cleverly like on Milotic, they just made a seal in drag.
Its anatomy is also super simplistic and flat to make it easier to draw and reproduce for merch, rather than because it looks good (it doens't). Problem with a lot of modern Pokemon designs.

It's just something they rushed out the door like Emboar and Delphox. Robinhoot clearly had a ton of thought put into it, and Tiger Mask is simple but has a well developed personality. Poppmaid is just there. It's all evident in the concept art, Poppmaid even has the least notes.

>>29042476
Someone can say "Pineapple pizza is gross because I don't like the combination of dairy and fruit."

Incorrect use of objective/subjective statements or not, you know what they meant. Surprising to you anon, prying into someone's grammar doesn't actually change anyone's view on the actual subject at hand.

>>29042853
Well, it is a mermaid. It had to have something covering the chest not even for sexual reasons. Just because that's what mermaids do. At least it wasn't seashell tits. And the eyelashes are just to indicate femininity.

>>29042841
Silver marker probably.

>>29042882
>Biggest subjective problem with Poppmaid is it's low effort.
FTFY

>>29042901
The eyelashes are overkill, like most things on the design.

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>>29042874
i'm not following

>>29042922
No they aren't. It's one tiny detail. Is it overkill for female characters to have eyelashes if male characters don't? Because it serves the same purpose here.

>>29042913
It's an observable fact. There is no clever combination of elements or inspirations, it's just a fucking seal with a wig and dress, and its anatomy is extremely cartoony even by Pokemon standards, because it's easier to draw. These things suggest low effort.

>>29042474
lmao im not even trying to change anyones opinion you doof

where in my posts did i ever even try

stop being so defensive, its so sad

>>29042901
I actually think it would look a lot less strange without that thing around it's neck/chest.

A reminder that if you're a male and like Poppmaid, you are gay.

Nothing is wrong with that at all, its just how it is.

>>29042976
>tiny detail

You don't appreciate how important eyes are to an entire design. Bad eyes ruin everything. The huge eyelashes are excessive and take it from vaguely humanoid animal territory to uncanny anthro furfag territory.

>>29042882
>They just slapped some barbie doll features on a seal.

Just like Robinhoot is just an owl with wearing a hood. Just like Luchalitten is just a tiger head on a human body. Anyone can trivialize a Pokemon design like this.

Also:

>implying you somehow know how much effort went into these designs just because they don't suit your tastes

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>>29042901
>At least it wasn't seashell tits
oh hey there

>>29043066
He's not wrong.

>>29042886
But then those arguments only support the conclusion "Pineapple pizza is subjectively gross" and not "Pineapple pizza is objectively gross".

>>29043106
Why are you referring to yourself in third person?

>>29043001
>emboar
>wrestler

This is the most pathetic attempt at "no u" I've ever seen.

Emboar is dressed like a Chinese general like that pig in monkey king, which is what it's based on. Baracat conveys wrestler far better.
Also, Baracat has some of the most detailed hands and facial features of any Pokemon, as well as musculature and rough edges. I agree the stripes are a bit too simple and clean, compared to say Electabuzz, but its anatomy is detailed.

>Luchacat has the least art
Try actually looking at the picture.

>>29043026
How so? Can you prove it crosses that threshold? What if I say it doesn't? Can you disprove that?
>You don't appreciate good eyes
Oh fuck. You don't know shit. Prove me fucking wrong.

>>29043029
The difference is there is way more to the other two designs than that. There is nothing else to Poppmaid besides seal in drag.

>>29043227
>t. American

>>29043247
>bipedal Fire-starter that fights #35769 has more to it than pop star and selike inspired seal

Now if only faggots stopped coming into Popplio threads to ruin them with "my opinion is fact, you're a furfag" and Poppfags stopped giving them attention then everyone could be happy

>>29043176
>Baracat has some of the most detailed hands and facial features of any Pokemon, as well as musculature and rough edges.
Are you being fucking serious right now?

>>29043604
This is /vp/ well never be happy. Someone always has to come in and say something contrary.