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My wife gave birth this week to our first child. A little girl named Amelia.
Requesting pictures of baby pokes and poke families.
Here you go
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>>29011112
>Amelia
That's a pretty name anon, literal 10/10. Don't have any Pokefamily pictures, but here's a good one for you.
ok
>>29011112
>my life
Pokemon GO should never should have been released
I pity your wife
congrats OP
>>29011112
Kudos, I have a sister named Amelia.
>>29011381
I like this image
>two aspire to be better
>dartrix thinks he is perfect already
>>29011112
Congratulations, OP.
what a wholesome thread
>>29011403
I'm sorry that you got lost on your way to /r9k/, anon.
Congrats OP
>first kid is a girl
Damn, that sucks.
>>29011112
THIS THREAD IS TO NICE AND WHOLESOME!
Look OP, you gigantic faggotcongratulations man, heres to a long happy life and marriage. Best wishes. My wife and I are actually thinking about having a kid now.
KYSwith love
>>29011112
>>29011800
(You)
Sorta relates to family
1/5
2/5
>>29011112
Congrats OP.
>>29011839
>Red and Blue
>Latias and Latios are vaguely shaped like planes
>That egg is white with red and blue markings
>Togepi hatches from the same egg
>Togekiss is a vaguely shaped airplane looking pokemon with red and blue markings with a white body
D-does that mean what I think it means
>>29011909
>>29011922
3/5
>>29011800
>>29011893
hmmm... I wonder why you're alone
>>29011939
4/5
>>29011112
>>29011965
5/5
THIS IS YOUR NEW LIFE OP
YOU'RE THE MALE MEOWSTIC
Protectin' the baby.
>>29012030
0/10 too tryhard, I suggest three less cums next time
>>29012030
Now I know this is bait.
>>29012092
I didn't know it had to be compatible. I was just thinking general family stuff. Like maybe stepdad or something.
>2016
>having a child
Enjoy giving up all your time, money and freedom for a little shit that's going to scream that she hates you and and do drugs and fuck niggers behind your back to make daddy mad.
Wish there was more good unfezant art. They seem cut out for family pictures.
Congrats to you OP and your wife!
My fiancee and I had our first son this summer! The first weeks can be tough if she's breastfeeding but please have patience with your wife. And protip, nap when your baby naps, this will pay out in the long run.
>>29011983
are they good single dads?
>>29012169
>OP has a child with his own wife
>Cuck
I don't think you actually know what that word means, bro...
>>29012137
>>29012151
>>29012169
I miss the days when baiting was actually funny
I mean, what's the point in baiting here? OP doesn't have a pretentious opinion to share, he just wants cute pictures
sure
>>29012221
They are newfags.
Not /vp/ newfags, but 4chan newfags, every board is /b/ to them.
>>29012235
Why would you think that? My first impression was that the Quilava was a sibiling to Cyndaquil. Not everything has to be paedophilia you know.
>>29012282
Who hurt you?
>>29012221
Posting my opinion is baiting now? Children are a worthless waste of time and money. That's why I'm sterilized.
>>29012334
If that's what you want to see in the picture go ahead. Just know you need therapy.
>>29012302
Case on point.
>>29012235
>>29012302
Why did we have to get tryhard and edgy newfags in the cute pics thread? Fuck this gay earth.
>>29012378
This isn't an opinion thread, this is a "cute pictures of pokemon families" thread. You've contributed nothing to the topic. Not a single on-topic picture. All you've done is get into a arguments with people. You want opinions, go to /b/, /pol/ or /r9k/, those places love debates and opinions. /vp/ only argues over gen-wars and whether or not smogon or VGC is the correct format, not values and politics.
No one has posted the best pokefamily art yet?
>>29012434
Op could've just asked for pics without blogging about his life and shitty baby as if anyone cares. He deserves having the thread going to shit.
For godsakes you retards, just hide and report the memer shitting up this thread.
>>29012473
Congrats. My brother just had a girl too. That's way harder than having a boy in my opinion. Just knowing that someday she's going to blow some teenage jerk off in my driveway would kill me.
>>29012473
Greninja human is disgusting. This is why Pokemon and human should never breed.
>>29012235
>possession of pedophilia
>>29012473
>>29011800
>the baby is probably half black
Why is that an issue? I'm black.
>>29012221
>when baiting was funny
Such a time never existed.
>>29012432
We can hope the mods and janies do their due diligence.
>>29012439
>*case and point
Nice way of turning a typo into a total fuck up.
Also, if the dorito crumbles still allow your shift key to work, I would suggest the use of ">" to quote, else your new is shown for all the site to see.
Also, proof read your posts.
>>29011800
The sad part about this post, is I know some people who are EXACTLY like this in real life and scream at women on street corners for being whores, then complain to me and my friends about why they're single and drink themselves in misery.
>>29012616
>I'm black.Neat. didn't think any others hung out on vp
>>29011112
>>29012758
That is not funny
That is not cute
That is not sexy
It is animal abuse
POKEMONS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor pokemon is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable.
>Gets memearrows shown
>Suddenly starts using them
>I was merely pretending to be new!
>>29012758
>See this Riolu? Don't eat this- it'll fuckin' kill ya!
>>29012763
...This is the only pic that felt appropriate.
>>29012776
Thats how all pokemon are born you stupid asshole.
Whatever you say kid, you sure showed me :^)
>>29012783
Lucario ate chocolate in the movie...anyway for you
>>29012879
What will I do from now on, I wonder?
>>29012788
On top of that, as soon as someone said Newfag, he started using that too. It really can't be more obvious.
>>29012811
There's an actual name for >
If you've really been here as long as you say, then what are they called?
>>29012869
Dawwwww
>>29012893
(you)
>>29012946
>Didn't read the rules.
Kek
>>29012946
You uhh...ok champ?
Jealousy is an ugly thing.
>>29011112
Congrats OP!
>>29012980
Why does she hate her Espurr so much?
>>29011800
t. /pol/
>>29012783
Is this a copypasta? I swear I've seen it before.
>>29013364
swap pokémon and dog.
Wait...Like 20 posts suddenly disapeared
>>29013410
The based mod is working.Amazing how easy is to bait a troll into rule breaking territory
>>29013465
>is
I meant His.
Have more espurr abuse as an apology.
>>29013487
I should shut up, lest I swallow my shoe.
why does the mom hate espurr?
>>29013487
Why does femowstoc do these things to her child?
>>29013550
>>29013595
[Shoechowing]
Do any of you guys have any dumbass brothers?
>>29011800
ok
>>29011112
A part of me wants to say you "Nice blog, OP"
The other wants to congratulate you.
Either way, have some Ralts line families.
>>29013760
I have the calm and reasonable brother and the one who acts like a damn idiot when drunk. does that count?
>>29011112
2/?
>>29013760
No, I only have a sister 12 years older than me.
>>29012473
3/?
>>29011926
Maybe
Togepi may be an incest baby.
>>29011112
Congrats to you, OP. I like the name Amelia, though it makes me remember this one girl in high school who would sneeze like 10 times in a row.
Posting best mom and baby.
Family is a precious thing, no?
>>29011839
>>29011642
Congrats anon. Parenthood is hard but rewarding.This pic reminds me of myself and our son. Good thread OP.
>>29012783
Rilou maybe, but lucario is a steel type and ergo, immune to poison
>>29013901
Delete this;_;
4/?
>>29013939
What?
>>29013992
Never change /vp/
>>29013992
>>29013939
He's back with a vengeance.
>>29012754
I'm not the same anon but I'm also black. You're not alone friendo.
>>29012473
that's...actually kind of cute.
>>29014101
I wasa mistaken, it was the janitor who banned him.
Janitor bans only last 30 minutes unless a mod aproves them.
>>29011112
Take that shit to facebook.
>>29014143
I guarantee you you're the only one. But that's your pregotive.
>>29014199
But why are you assuming this in the first place? You have no idea if thats the case or not, do you?
Appreciate your siblings.
>>29011112
Best wishes, anon. Amelia is a cute name.
Ralts family a best! BEST!
>>29011112
Congrats to you OP.
cutest...and most forbidden family
>>29012467
this holy shit. I love it
>>29011659
fuck off , raj
>>29014272
take your buzzwords to /b/
>>29012378
>>29012479
>I'm sterile
GOOD. It's better for scums like you to never procreate and have there gene lost forever. Don't even bother to reply, you derailed this thread enough.
>>29013111
It's a stupid joke someone from DevArt came up with, it's because F Meowstic is more offensive oriented and because of this = bad parenting. It's beyond stupid.
mods can't take a joke it seems.
I agree with >>29016675
Yeah, having a child can be hard at times, but it's worth it knowing you've created something with someone you love and that when you pass there will still be a part of you living on.
If >>29012479 chooses to not have children because of the reasons he stated, then he's clearly not fit to be a parent and have his genes passed on.
One things for sure, he's going to be incredibly lonely as he ages.
>>29017059
>incredibly lonely
Better than raising ungrateful little shits.
>>29011112
You impregnated your wife like an animal
Good job
>>29011112
Congrats, I'm currently working on a family myself.
My gf and I were thinking about naming our little girl Naomi, we both like that name a lot. Amelia is just as cute though.
Best wishes to you and your family, OP!
>>29017070
All the matter of how you raise them.
With your perspective of children, I can why they'd grow up like ungrateful little shits.
>>29017201
>naomi
Wew, future stripper confirmed
>>29013896
hold up, legendaries are not canonically unique?
>>29017201
Nice fantasies anoon
>>29017455
It took yeah this long to realise it ?
>>29011112
One day she'll turn into a filthy slut, OP.
my condolences anon
>>29017521
i haven't watched the anime properly since it was still in kanto back when i was like 6, and the games only have one of any given legend
congrats OP, no pokefamily art per se but here are two cute baby spheals.feels bad man, i'm a homo so i'll never have kids
>>29017613
adoption my nigga
>>29017235
>he fell for the parenting meme
enjoy changing diapers and waking up in the middle of the night
>>29011112
my condolences op
>>29017748
not the same, plus adoption is REALLY expensive and i have a pretty meagre income. i maybe could have done it with my ex, who i thought was the love of my life, but he recently left me for a woman :^)
>>29017791
There's always surrogates.
I'm in a straight relationship and I'm adopting in a few months. Why create a new child when you could help one that's already here?
>>29017846
because it's about $10,000 more to do that
>>29017791
dude, i knew tons of kids in foster who would have loved a dad, gay or not
if you ever have the chance/ability, consider adopting, those kids need love too.
anyway, congrats OP
>>29011112
Congrats OP. Amelia is a good name.
>>29011112
Fuck off normie faggot
hope she divorces you for nigger dick and makes you pay alimony milking you dry
>>29011112
>having kids while we're limited by fraying telomeres
How morally bankrupt of you.
>>29017700
Don't do this!;-;
Congrats OP!
>>29012783
Give it up anon, no one is gonna know an obscure tumblr pasta here
>>29013511
The first one was funny, but after a while these become really irritating. Like I know it's just a dumb comic but holy shit I wanna deck that Meowstic-F in the face
Fuck children.
Humans don't deserve to procreate further.
We should all die, to the very last one, and leave no trace behind.
Nothing from this fucking planet deserves anything good.
>>29018162
How many hours do you have on Hatred on Steam, anon?
>>29018194
Nice meme faggot.
It's because of people like you I wish we were all dead.
You can't fucking understand or give any weight to the opinions of someone. It's all about making fun of them because they're not part of your retarded hivemind.
Humans are a hivemind like a bunch of fucking bugs. Just burn it all.
>>29018204
Kys first to set an example faggot
>>29018204
>SHUT UP MOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY ANGST
>>29018225
>>29018248
>>29018253
thx for the (You)s, lads :^)
>29018260
Absolute faggot.You don't get a you
>>29018269
I've seen you in several other threads doing this exact thing. You work quick, huh?
>>29018204
You just need a blowjob (and a hug) you edgelord
>>29018260
>Ah ah I was only pretending
You know you still look like a retard right?
>>29018279
What?I'm a student.I only do this to faggots like you because college is a pain.
>>29018269
>>29018337
Not like a bigger retard than you fucking idiots
>>29011112
Damn that's so fucking cute.
And I don't even like cute things.
>>29018162
>>29018204
>>29018204
>>29018162
ow the edge