Sorry Popplio

File: IMG_1760.png (417KB, 1724x1444px) Image search: [Google]

417KB, 1724x1444px

>>29002871

>>29002871
>he expected a swimsuit wearing pink nosed seal with twin tails to become a strongman

File: 1471747743035.png (504KB, 650x482px) Image search: [Google]

504KB, 650x482px

>Implying Popplio's evolutions are anything close to goodra posting
Just no.

>>29002889
Kek

This.

>>29002908
Nah they're pretty close in cancer.

>>29002889
The bottom one is pretty much Popplio's line now. It has cancer lumps for hair in the second stage and the final stage's hair becomes even more mutated.

>>29002871
I'm pretty sure Popplio doesn't evolve into Goodra.

>>29002908
Popplio's already well on his way to being Goodra/Heliolisk tier cancer

>>29002871
Well, thats what you get for choosing the worst starter.

File: 1f3bee99f2e368be1f40b789c342d5ec.png (58KB, 241x275px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 241x275px

>>29002955
Did you even try googling "Cancer Lump"?

File: 1475629880286.png (1MB, 1280x1408px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1408px

>>29003035
Shit taste desu.

File: 1470755786678s.jpg (3KB, 125x114px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x114px

>>29003033
>Implying there will be a flood of Popplio's evolutions with the size of go.odraposter's shenanigans

Sure,they are pretty cancer,but they are nowhere as big as Go.odraposter's shenanigans

>>29002871
You expected shit and got a fabulous starter instead? good for you

>>29002932
>>29003033
How is this even comparable? 90% of Popplio threads are threads shitting on it. if anything, it's the reverse

>>29003006
Or not :v)

>>29002871
Can't do that template because I'm phone fag, but here it is for Litten in words:
>Expected He-Man's Battlecat (2002 version)
>Got John Cena instead

>>29002871
I'll admit at first glance popplio seems like a possible bro, but once you actually pay attention to his design & characteristics its pretty easy to see he's queer.

File: bro-onne.png (235KB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

235KB, 2560x1440px

Male Brionne is best bro

>>29004369

That's a really nice hey wait a minute

File: Huh....png (310KB, 704x396px) Image search: [Google]

310KB, 704x396px

>>29004369
It hurts

File: Come on - master.gif (410KB, 300x169px) Image search: [Google]

410KB, 300x169px

>>29004369
this hurts even more than the reveal of Brionne. Look at what could have been!

>>29004369
It looks good actually. But NEVER EVER. I'm happy with what we got

>>29004554
>>29004570
>>29004581
mmm yes lovely balliofag tears, so nice

>>29004600
Owl the edge

>>29004600
I'm actually not a Balliofag, and Poppmaid is my favorite starter. But that edit looks good. GameFreak could've made gender differences or split forms to please everyone, but at the same time I don't want that because starters should be unique. As I said, I'm happy with what we got

File: b.png (207KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 700x700px

>>29004369
DELETE THIS

File: A hearty chuckle.jpg (360KB, 992x1030px) Image search: [Google]

360KB, 992x1030px

>>29004600
It's unlikely to say the least, but I'm still hoping for split evolution's.

File: 1313684588753[1].jpg (15KB, 374x250px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 374x250px

>>29004622
>Gamefreak
>pleasing anyone
good one

>>29004622
>But at the same time I don't want that because starters should be unique

Have starters ever had anything unique to them in a WOAH kind of way

>>29004570
>Welcome, Ballio, to the the Army of Meanwhiles and Neverweres led by the Could've Been King, to fight along with the Horde of Travesties and the the Nightmare Child...

>>29004369
what the fuck is this garbage

File: image.jpg (55KB, 647x414px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 647x414px

>>29004369
FUCK YOU GF

>>29004955
You know what its okay. Its okay to call me these things. Its okay for you to make me feel this way. Because you know what at the end of the day I'm me. And nobody else. Say what you want. Call me a weeaboo. Laugh at me and call me a normie. Call me cuck. But it your not going to change who I am. And you know what? All these words do is hurt. They don't change me they hurt me. I won't change for you but I can't help hurting for you. And you tell me to cut myself but I won't. I refuse to break the skin. But this does break my soul. I slit the wrists of the living husk of emotion that is me. And I bleed. I bleed tears out of my eyes each time you tell me to kill myself. Because deep down I know I'm dying. And not from my own hand but by yours. You worthless piece of shit your killing me. Your hurting me. And for what? A laugh. A fucking haha. Why is my pain so important to you? WHY DO YOU MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY? I'll tell you why. Because of two important factors. Your an awful person and I love you. I can't help it but I do. I fucking do okay. And you may read this and get your laugh. You may haha. You may "xD" but keep in mind the toll your gonna put on this helpless person that loves you. Keep in mind that I'm dying for you. Keep in mind that my life is on the line so you can feel seconds of laughter. And in the end keep in mind that I'm never gonna change for you. Accept me or hurt me. Those are your choices. Love me or kill me. Those are your choices. Now choose and be smart about it. A human beings soul depends on it

>>29004955
would
but that bulge is too big

File: 1458132914445.jpg (17KB, 373x339px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 373x339px

>>29004955

>>29004955
Yes
>>29004966
>bulge is too big
I think you meant perfect

>>29005012
if the penis is bigger than mine it's a turn off. it needs to be a feminine penis desu

File: smug vaporeon.jpg (11KB, 251x251px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 251x251px

>>29002871
>liking a deviantart shitty fakemon over a better designed mermaid.
kys faggot.

>>29003243
>How is this even comparable? 90% of Popplio threads are threads shitting on it. if anything, it's the reverse
>expecting any amount of critical thinking from people on /vp/ giving into irrational anger

>>29003116
Anon, this stuff happens because you guys are way too easy to manipulate and bait.

File: 1458155835455.jpg (16KB, 297x207px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 297x207px

>>29004622
>But that edit looks good.

>>29003243
>90% of Popplio threads are threads shitting on it
That was valid the first week after the starters release, now it's poppliofag sucking off other poppliofag about how their starter is a cutie cutie cute idol

>>29005227
I know these threads exist, but they're still in the minority. Please, even this thread was created by someone complaining.

File: 1469232732780.jpg (27KB, 599x231px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 599x231px

>>29005227
>now it's poppliofag sucking off other poppliofag about how their starter is a cutie cutie cute idol
>people like something, but aren't allowed to show their like for it because it makes others who don't like it extra salty

Take a deep breath, Anon. Take a deep breath, step away, and get some fresh air. You're getting pissed off over a fictional monster. Everything will be fine.

>>29005292
I'm not saying that they don't have the right to do so, it's just that saying that people here are always shitting on Popplio is wrong

File: Cure_Mermaid_profile.png (435KB, 689x544px) Image search: [Google]

435KB, 689x544px

>>29002871
>What I got

Come on, at least use Cure Mermaid.

>>29002932
>>29003033
Personally I think clownfags are much, much worse.

>>29003033
Heliolisk is just a single shitposter.

File: seals-are-dog-mermaids.png (149KB, 1829x2400px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 1829x2400px

>>29002871
Poppmaid isn't that bad. Maybe mermaids are the best direction for seals if you think about it.....

>>29003036
Yeah. Cancer lumps are small round lumps. Popplio has the single worst case of cancer.

File: 1467233259444.jpg (41KB, 500x398px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 500x398px

>>29004369
>clownfags still destroyed

>>29004955
wtf I love popplio now

>>29004369
That is better than the one we got. GF why?!?!

>>29004955
DELETE IT

>>29006853

stay mad clownfag.

>>29004955
oi

>>29006901
Why would he do that?

>>29004369
more like Mega Brionne Milk

But what if it's a Gardevoir / Gallade type deal?

File: 1400535129213.png (115KB, 400x280px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 400x280px

>>29004629
I wanted this motherfucker so bad dude.

>>29002871
may i have have the source of the goodra dress? it looks really nice

>>29005380
so pretty is that actually a cure character or is it just a cure character fan design based on popmaid?

>>29004629
M-muh Ballio

File: What am I fighting for.png (175KB, 235x349px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 235x349px

>>29008994

So did I.

Why did I had to get so overly attached to a goddamn clown sea lion of all things. This is what I get when I care even the slightest about stuff. I even tried to tell myself he clearly wasn't real, but it didn't lessen the impact any less.

He just looked like a nice mon, that's it. A nice fun loving jolly one.

>>29004615
Way to show your age, Fop/Snob is not emo or edgy you ignorant shit.

>>29005332
>Other people's opinions are wrong
That's not how that works anon

File: tumblr_nmiqkfdmrt1tqt0p2o3_1280.jpg (30KB, 627x466px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 627x466px

>>29004955
Something is happening in my pants /vp/

[spoilers]And I like it[/spoilers]

File: vGUVaeN.png (151KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 900x900px

>>29004369
It hurts

File: 1474192186372.jpg (10KB, 214x265px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 214x265px

>>29002871
>that fake evo

File: mug neoliberalism.png (331KB, 1280x628px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 1280x628px

>>29002871

>>29012911
Your tears sustain me.

>>29012911
This is why everyone hates Ballio. It's not even a bad design, but the obnoxious fans ruined it

File: wdddw.png (1MB, 1332x1078px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1332x1078px

>>29012911

>>29013022
>It's not even a bad design

>>29002889
>How most fakemon artists think evolution in pokemon works

>>29002889
>Blue t-shirt becomes a light blue polo shit just because
>Grows a mustache for no apparant reason
>Has a tie, rejecting its pre evolution's playful theme
Nice fakemon

File: 1475610926215.png (147KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 1000x1000px

>>29004369
True

>>29008994
>TFW REQUESTED THIS IMAGE TWO CENTURIES AGO
GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY GOT AROUND TO IT

File: bowie6.jpg (79KB, 650x934px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 650x934px

>>29012911
>he has a problem with androgynous/femmy boys
Bowie fucked more hot babes than you ever will, cuck

>>29002898
>Swimsuit wearing
are......are you retarded?

>>29005055
>Smug vaporeon
You blind?

>Kys faggot
You have to be 18+ to post on this board

>>29004369
Not even a balliofag, but this looks good.

Ballio is still shit though.

File: comparison.png (744KB, 3612x2232px) Image search: [Google]

744KB, 3612x2232px

>>29002889
I made an edit

>>29005050
>not wanting an adorable trap waifu with a cock bigger than yours

File: ld_seal_penguin_mi_130125_wblog.jpg (39KB, 478x269px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 478x269px

>>29002871
>tfw no murder clown

>>29016666
>>29016777
>no one has checked these digits

What the fuck is wrong with you people

File: leopard-seal.jpg (94KB, 748x570px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 748x570px

>>29016865
Instead we got this shit that doesn't even look like a seal lion.

>>29016865
>>29016921
M-muh Ballio

>>29004955
Best bro

File: MTE4MDAzNDEwOTQ3NTczMjYy.jpg (99KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 1200x1200px

>>29016973

>>29003069
get your shitty waifu out of here

>>29004966
>>29005012
Faggots get off my board!

File: 1422978084669.png (170KB, 736x689px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 736x689px

>>29016973
>anyone who dislike Poopmaid must be a Balliofag

>>29004629
Abandon all hope

>>29016666
Checked and agreed

>>29004369
I feel like it's missing something.

>>29016270
Also fucked more kids.

File: 58aa8f33ecb60b57dd2d5627deb5265d.jpg (45KB, 500x476px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 500x476px

>>29017113
>Thought you were lying
>It's true
FUCK

Fine then, Gackt

>>29016270
Here's the difference:

Bowie:
>was a dude
>looked pretty femmy with his costumes/persona on stage
>fucked a million different women in reality

Special Snowflakes:
>a dude
>looks pretty femmy wearing everyday attire in public
>is a million different women inside his head

File: tumblr_oer4xd29Sv1qlwi6io1_1280.png (257KB, 714x1104px) Image search: [Google]

257KB, 714x1104px

>tfw no QT clown mermaid

>>29017143
>liking Gackt
lmao @ ur life

>>29017173
>Implying Brionne is the latter and not the former
>Especially when it's evolution is blatantly a singer

>>29017241
Brionne is literally a sissy fantasy.

>>29004369
BALLIO COME BACK TO US

>>29017233
>he hasn't watched Furinkazan
Your loss bro. He's a breddy gud actor

>>29017254
How?

>>29002955
They're ears you fucking retard. Don't even get me started on "gross flesh dress", it's like you autists have never seen frills on an animal.

>>29012911
Do peacocks upset you anon?

>>29002871
Best to keep Popplio in the box or pick either the fire or grass starter.

>>29003069
Poppmaid is what happens when you ask a furfag who also happens to be really into Dr. Sesuss draw a mermaid

File: 1470755799688s.jpg (2KB, 87x125px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 87x125px

>>29005561
If you think the "pigtails" look like cancer lumps then you are very delusional.

File: tumblr_njg5wl9KxD1s2ywz7o9_r1_250.gif (1MB, 245x190px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 245x190px

>>29009024
Yes,it is a legit cure character.

File: images (30).jpg (11KB, 235x215px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 235x215px

>>29012911

>>29017007
yep

problem Balliofag

File: 1475595089660s.jpg (2KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 125x125px

>>29016990
Just because I like it doesn't mean its my waifu.My waifu is lilligant you faggot.

>>29016990

Stay mad, faggot.

>>29017382

Ebin.

File: 1475286656485s.jpg (1KB, 125x114px) Image search: [Google]

1KB, 125x114px

>>29017677
Is Ballio a leopard seal?

File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (226KB, 1500x1001px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 1500x1001px

>>29018288

>>29004966
That's the idea, genius

File: 1418505794226.jpg (14KB, 319x193px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 319x193px

>>29002871
I just dont get it.
I at least am ok with almost every other pokemon design wise but absolutely hate all three of the new starters final evolutions, and most of their mid evolutions.
This will be the first gen where I box my starter

>>29018310
>boxing these but not the Gen. 5 starters

what are you doing lad

>>29018355
I dont see any problems with Serperior outside of general combat ineffectiveness
Emboar was also fine outside of random patterns all over his design.

>>29012911
I just realized Ballio has no ears so it's a Seal not a SEA LION.

>>29018373
>random patterns all over his design
They're oriental patterns anon. Emboar embodies China like Serperior and Samurott do for Europe and Japan

File: b26.gif (2MB, 540x406px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 540x406px

>>29018310
>This will be the first gen where I box my starter
>Boxing the seal