Do you love her, /vp/?

>>29000505
y

>>29000505
Of course! How could I not?
Popplio became my favorite Pokemon once the leaks got confirmed, this cutie raised it a few ranks

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yes!

>>29000505
Not really, her dress looks weird to me. If it started a bit lower I might like it more. But as it stands, I'm fairly indifferent to it.

>>29000587
Her tiny teeth makes my heart go doki doki

I like it, it's enough for what it is

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yes very much

of course.

>>29000505
>her

>>29000505
I loved her since the beginning

>>29000674
Yes, it can be female anon. And I'm sure most people outside tumblrtards will soft reset until they get a female, just like Braixen

I'm getting used to it.

probably because it still resembles a sea lion in a way more than Poppmaid, which has already transitioned into a selkie/mermaid like creature with a anatomy too thin-looking to be considered sea lion like, even if the middle stage looks as if it indulged a bit too much on frills, but I can't do anything about it now so.

it's gonna take a lot getting used to the fact that male Popplios just automatically gain frills despite it all. It'd be nicer knowing there's a alt. line covering both sides of performing, from serious performance (singing career) to light-hearted (clowning career). And the possibility of a male-looking mid stage Popplio alt having fun with a Brionne, now that would make some cute art, aw shit nigga.

Ironically, this stage doesn't make mention of singing, it's actually focused on dancing and I see it more like a little ballerina/dancer mon. You'd think there would be inklings of it singing or practicing to do so in her description.

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>>29000505
I want to hug and protect her

>>29000841
>Ironically, this stage doesn't make mention of singing, it's actually focused on dancing and I see it more like a little ballerina/dancer mon. You'd think there would be inklings of it singing or practicing to do so in her description.

>Pop Star Pokémon

>>29000732
More like autists that care so much about a symbol next to their pokemon name that they waste their time reseting the game

Brionne's awesome!

Its description box states that it always looks cheery and happy even when it's truly not. I've always admired that kind of emotional resilience.

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Of course yes!

Yeah, I love him. Best bro

>>29000968
It doesn't take much time, and if the creature looks feminine or masculine, what's wrong with wanting one of that gender? It's not like you're resetting for IVs or other stupid shit like that that would take days

>>29000989
kurwa

>>29000914
>more like a little ballerina/dancer mon.
Just like Kirlia, amusingly.

It's kind of funny. You go from the gender neutral-looking Ralts/Popplio, to the cute and dance loving Kirlia/Brionne, and finally to Gardevoir/Poppmaid

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>>29001037
What?

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>>29000505
I do but stop making 50 threads about it every day

This is why people hate it already

I wanna stick my head under her dress!

I want to hug her!

>>29001062
I don't mind it,as I can get some fanart for my Popplio folder.You should do it too anon.

>>29001054
Polish your memes.

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>>29001065
Lewd

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>>29001019
>if the creature looks feminine or masculine, what's wrong with wanting one of that gender?
Because that creature, despite looking feminine or masculine, doesn't have a set gender that it's supposed to be?

It's kind of nonsensical to obsess over the gender of a cartoon monster whose species simply appears more feminine or more masculine when the species can be both.

To obsess over such a minor detail as that is to show that you can't separate the real world from a fictional world of monsters.

I mean, it's okay if you want to do that, but don't act as if it is the 'natural' thing to do, or that it is the only method that makes sense. You're still being incredibly irrational over something so minor as a Pokemon's gender.

>>29000505
No. Why did Game Freak have to create it? First Fennic and now this.

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>>29001087
Fuck I forgot puns exist.

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I think it's delightful.

>>29001062
Anon, let's be real here.

You have the people that like it making a few threads about it

You have the people that hate it making some threads about it

And you have the people who may or may not like it purposefully posting questionable threads about it for the sake of annoying people

Neither of these groups are going to stop. You'll have to learn to cope with it and try and not let it get to you.

>>29001105
There's nothing natural or unnatural about it. The game gives players choice, if people want a male or female one, then let them be. In the end, it's only data, and gender is the most useless characteristic of Pokemon, but it still exists to give the player more options. If people don't want a female Machamp or a male Gardevoir, would you call them nonsensical? No one is forcing people to accept a certain gender for the Pokemon, people call it her if they want a female or he if they want a male, and both are correct
Would you want a male or female cat as a pet? In the end, it doesn't matter, but most people I've met have female cats, in fact only one has a male one.
No one is obsessing over it, the only people that are doing it are shitposters saying >she, trying to force a set gender when it can be both

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>>29001079
>>29001148
I just don't want it to become the next Goodra

>>29001310
Trust me anon,goodraposter was an one-off,if very annoying thing.There won't be Brionne/Poppmaid posters,the most we will get is a weekly thread about them and that's it.

>>29001310
It won't, shitposters are trying, but they'll stop once you guys stop reacting like this to it, or once the demo hits

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>>29000505

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>>29001361
Don't sexualize the seal.

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>>29001310
F.emale only.

>>29000732
>actually thinking that soft resetting to get a female is the option for people without terrible mental illnesses
>somehow making even tumblrfags look sane in comparison

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>>29001403
>Not wanting a clearly feminime pokemon being female
Shit taste.

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>>29000914
>Pop Star Pokemon

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>>29001419
>Not wanting a qt bro to accompany you in your journey
Stay pleb

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>>29001431
Kirby refferences ahoy!

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>>29001439
I mean,if you like it that way,then do it,but I prefer it being female.I alreday have a bro pokemon.

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>>29001448
>2016
>Not making Kirby references

I do love her. She should be labeled 'the Daughter Pokemon', 'cause I wanna take care of her and go to her performances and then buy her ice cream when she does well and RKO everyone when she gets shooed off stage.

>>29001368
HA! Tell that to GF.

>>29001397
Soon

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>>29001481
I actually enjoy chatting about Kirby games when a random discussion pops up.I don't really make references though.

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>>29001602
Sure,I'm sending them the tweet right now.

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>>29000505
>One Starter is an edgy Owl archer.
>One is a bro-tier fighter. Barabait.
>One is a cute idol mermaid/siren. Waifubait.

Ohmori knows what people want.

>>29001731
>the owl is edgy but the cat isn't
low quality meme

>>29001731
>le edgy owl XD

>>29002257
no, dutygenerate is not low qualaity

>>29002257
>>29002461
Edgy =/= bad.
It's the best design of all three.

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>>29000505
Yes, gonna evolve my Popplio and slap an everstone on it. Last evo isn't nearly as cute.

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I don't think Brionne would love me

>>29002546
Translation?

>>29002546
What happened, exactly? Also, is this the person who made those creepy Lyra comics?

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>her

>>29002546
But the best part is that nobody would ever know.
>Stockholm Syndrome the Pokemon

>>29002583
>12.5 female
yes, her. My Popplio is a girl

>>29002602
>her

>>29002613
>(You)

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>>29002613
>Being this retarded

>>29002618
>being a sealfucker

>>29002574
Brionne is a pop idol who fakes smiles and acts cheery to everyone but only shows any sorrowful emotion to trainers it actually loves.

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>>29002626
No,Brionne is for hugging and feeding pokepuffs.

>>29002546
Time for some shit translations:

>Kya~! Brionne-chan is so cute!!
>Always smiling like an idol.
>But Brionne only let's a trainer it trusts see its true emotions.

>See ya

>*Everyone leaves, Brionne goes full PTSD mode*

That's the gist of it.

>>29002643
christ i can practically smell the crusty jizz emanating from your basement

>>29002671

Keep projecting.

>>29002671
>projecting this hard
Don't worry anon, real adults won't judge you here

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>>29002671
What?I just said that I do not sexualize the seal and you call me a NEET?

>>29002671
How do you know what "crusty jizz" smells like?

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>her
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>>29002714
Yes anon,it can be female.

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Might as well rename the board to /bri/ or something
Jesus Christ

S T O P

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29002873
dumb frogposter

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>>29002873
>Being this upset over seal-waifu

>>29002546

The joke is that in her description, she always shows herself all smiley and happy and trainers are clearly praising it and calling her cute but only shows its true colors to its actual trainer.

Seems like she's either in despair or has seen some shit.

I'd be like that too if I were ever to be forced to smile like that all the goddamn time.

her design is off putting in the sense that she'll fake smiles so unless you're its actual trainer, you're never really sure how the thing even feels like

in a way, it also reminds me of facades of perfection pop idols usually tend to have, but in reality, just want to be left alone and do their own thing, but at the same time, they can't due to their popularity and if they are ever caught doing anything else, they get diminished over the littlest things

>>29001419
>caring about the gender roles of data

>>29003092
>playing pokemon

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>>29002654
Basically this. I translated it too, because I didn't see this post before I started.

As I was making this post, explaining the joke in case you don't get it, this anon made a post doing that >>29003088

Thanks, both of you.

>>29001731
>edgy

I see no edge here

>>29003167
It's edgy in the same sense as Greninja or Zard X, not like Lucario or Zoroark.
Should've used a better word.

>>29002873
>1-2 threads for people who like it in the catalog, the others that get made are shitting on it
>reeeeee, why don't more people hate it, stop liking it reeeeee
Dumb frogposter. How about you just stop spamming the board with hate threads and make one for a Pokemon you like instead?

Someone turn off this projector, >>29002671

>>29000674
>>29001419
Dont fight with them anon, everybody knows that brionfags are comprised mostly of repressed homosexuals

>>29003279
Tell em dude haha
Big muscle cat man isn't gay though XD So manly omg jojobros where we at? XD
<-- To be continued XDD

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>ZERO porn of male brionne four days after reveal

>>29003356
>he didn't even imply he liked litten3
<-- TO BE IMPLIED

>>29000505
No, that thing is fucking bald.

>>29000505
"She" can fucking die. At least Dewott was decent, this is just an abomination.

>>29003442
There's actually one piece up on paheal, it's nothing special

>>29003442

Someone hasn't been on Pixiv.

>>29003797
Is pixiv better than the boorus? Last time I checked pixiv there was only deviantart tier trash

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>>29003797
>two pics of male brionne four days after the reveal

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>>29002873
STOP POSTING PEPE!

>>29004712
It's a process.

>>29000505
It looks like a frilly blue sausage.

Put it in my anus desu.

>>29002900

>>29000505
>her

No, but I like him.

>>29000505
>her

>>29000505
>her

>>29001241
Yeah, but male cats are fucking assholes.