you guys are just mad you don't have a cute sea lion girlfriend

>>28997428
*boyfriend

>>28997428
Girlfriend (male)

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But I already have a cute bug (plant).

>>28997528
I hope that Scyther realizes what it's doing

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>>28997533

I'm just waiting for the Harley/Joker fanart with this one and Mr. Mime. One it starts it will never stop.

>>28997533
>>28997561
FYI, female mantids eating their mates is a wide-spread myth, and very rarely occurs in the wild.

>>28997428
Not only are you a pedophile, but an animal fucker.
I'm sure there's a throne in whatever kind of hell that exists waiting for people like you.

>>28997779
Source? Always hated the head eating

>>28997779
Untrue. While sometimes it doesn't happen when the female has enough food, they need the energy provided from eating the male to lay their eggs. In fact, eating the male's head mid-mating actually speeds up the semen transfer from one body to the other, thus making the mating faster.

>>28997831
>cumming because your head was ripped off
What the fuck nature?