Split evo hopes thread

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>split evo fags

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>28997328
I didn't say they couldn't evolve into those. I'm just saying split evos are very likely. The pokedex descriptions hinted at that

>>28997320
I would think Fire Ground or Fire Rock would be more likely due to the jagged shape, purple is not always a guarantee of Poison-Types.

>>28997412
>I'm just saying split evos are very likely

no they're not. Literally nothing points at split evos except one constantly mistranslated line in a CoroCoro months back that doesn't even necessarily insinuate split forms.

I'd like to see you explain the fish tail.

Non. starters are already perfects

>>28997320
>Denialfag thread

FTFY

>>28997448
Poppmaid has the same kind of tail
>>28997439
Pokedex descriptions from the website.

>>28997458
That makes no sense. I never said the leaks were fake.
>>28997455
>luchalitten
>anywhere near perfect
Nah

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This thread sucks

>>28997468
>Pokedex descriptions from the website.

none of them hint at split evos.

>>28997509
>brione
Talking about it being happy or mad
>torracat
Taking about it becoming spoiled or a strong fighter
>dartrix
Becoming either dirty or clean

>>28997509
they all do. All three starter evos and rockruff have two separate themes in their description, and the two lycanroc forms and leaked third evos all embody just one of the themes their prevo's description talked about.

>>28997468
>Poppmaid has the same kind of tail
No it doesn't. You can see right here >>28997328
that it has the same kind of tail as it always had as a Popplio and slightly less split.

>>28997563
WEll! Poppmaid still has a fish tail

>>28997536
>Talking about it being happy or mad
It's usually happy but only shows sadness if it's with someone it trusts.

>Taking about it becoming spoiled or a strong fighter
It's spoiled AND a strong fighter. These things aren't mutually exclusive.

>Becoming either dirty or clean
No. It just likes being clean.

>>28997540
>All three starter evos and rockruff have two separate themes in their description
No they don't, what the fuck.

omg guys Passimian has split evos because its website description talks about it being cooperative and uncooperative depending on its trainer's form :^)

>>28997582
It doesn't.

>>28997593
Why don't you want split evolutions? You want them to pander your fur bait luchalitten?

>>28997320
And make Water/Steel the new starter typing meme?
No thanks

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>>28997829
Water/psychic can fit an angry popplio to! Pic related can be the theme

>>28997536
Guys it's super obvious

If you purposely mistreat your starter it gets a cool new evo, animal abuse is the new evolution gimmick

>>28997320
How else would you be able to explain these body parts that look nothing like the starters? The single only possible option is that there must be another set of starter evos

>>28997320
>Those are owl legs anon
No they aren't.
Even if there are split evos, they are not going to look like Type Null's parts

>>28998593
>How else would you be able to explain these body parts that look nothing like the starters?
Listen
No really, listen
What if
Type: Null has nothing to do with the starters at all?

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>>28997320
The reason they chose those body parts for Null was because fish tails, insect legs and crystal structures look extremely alien on a mammal-like body.

The point was to make Null look extremely artificial and unnatural, like a true crime against Mother Nature. Simply slapping traits of other mammals on there would not drive home the point as well.

>>28998634
Yeah sure genius

It's just a huge coincidence that it has a fin and one of the starters is a sealion

Fucking idiot

>>28997320
I'd love for split evos, but it's looking unlikely at this point.

>>28998655
How could I forgot that all sea lions have spined tails like fish do?
It's like I've never seen a sea lion my entire life!

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>>28998655
Even if it was a sea lion tail fin and not a fish tail fin (which it isn't to anyone with a functioning brain), it'd only check out against a whole whopping third of the starter evos. That's the definition of a coincidence.

>>28998674
>>28998683
>Baiting this hard

If you're some how sincere explain why it happens to have insect legs in the first gen we get an owl starter

No answer? That's what I thought

>>28998700
You're absolutely right, didn't consider that. I rest my case. I admit I was wrong. Sorry.

>implying owls have legs

>>28997439
didn't the Chinese leaks say split evos? I'm like 99% positive they did and everyone still seems to hate the idea

>>29000395
No it didn't

And people don't hate it they simply know it isn't happening

>>28997320
those are bug legs

>>29000898
>Not knowing that owls have spiny exoskeletons

>>28997320
Those are bug legs, how can you be so retarded ? Owl legs aren't segmented or spiky, bug legs are.

Split evos are not happening. Kill yourselves denialfags.

>>29001017
I don't know whose worse, the 3rd evo denial fags or the split evo denial fags

>>29001067
The former.
Every reliable leaker has so no split evos yet you regards keep pushing for it.

Give up. You're fucking pathetic, retarded, and flat out wrong.

>>28997536
>reaching this fucking hard

>>28997814
Nigga, nobody is saying they don't WANT split evos, just that it isn't going to happen.

Just cause I know I won't get a million dollars tomorrow morning doesn't mean I don't want that to happen.

>>29000395
They didn't. In fact they confirmed the evolutions were an archer, a wrestler and a siren.

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>>28997657
Anon, stop failing elementary school level biology.

>>29001371
Didn't they also confirm Lycanroc evolves into a werewolf, which only happens in Moon?

>>29001406
What animu is this from? I remember it had /pol/ jokesubs.

>>29001442
SHIT SPLIT EVOS 100% CONFIRMED

>>28997814
Nigga he didn't say that. This is some reaching bullshit though.

>>28997320
Legs-houndour

Tail- samurott, carvahna, kingdra

Body- xerneus, zygarde 10%

purple leg cells- zygarde 10%

They could always be from new alola pokemon/forms we haven't seen.

>>28997593
>It's spoiled AND a strong fighter

Killbane from SRTT is the prime example of THIS

He was a big guy 4u who was a spoiled wrestler. who also ran a street gang This is also why I fucking want Luchalitten, Katbane here I come!!

>>29002355
Why are you people so against it just being random animal parts?

>>28997320

OP has never seen owl legs in his life.

>>28997328
>le hazeldex theory

>>29001001
Well duh, what do you think owls are, birds?

Nice digits btw.

>>29002379
Because its dex entey says its made from parts of various "pokemon".

So yes random pokemon parts.

>>29002755
But that doesn't mean they're actual pokemon, nowadays all animals are pokemon lore wise

Just like the three dogs weren't specific pokemon before they were resurrected

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>>28997320
...how fucking retarded must you be to think this shit and even more to look at a pair of actual insect legs that are MEANT to look like insect legs and say "naw, it can't be, it's owl legs" fucking Christmas Eve time go outside or watch Nat Geo wild please you clearly don't know what any animal looks like

>>29002893
I feel like we're stuck on the insect legs too much

Saying that's a sea lion fin and that the legs aren't generic as fuck has been getting a pass

>>29002934
I know but it's so fucking mind boggling that people STILL believe that fucking neck beard cucklord cuz "ALCHIRMEE THAIMS IN POKRYMOANGS? WOOAAAAAAAAAH!" Just because someone is right on one thing doesn't mean they're right on Everything else ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S CLEARLY NOT THE FUCKING CASE
If type null is confirmed to be actual parts of different pokemon and not some shit the aether foundation just half assedly whipped up, it'll be a zygarde 10% body and hindlegs, attempts at reshiram and zekrom body parts, and maybe, and this is a fucking stretch at best, front legs are genesect's without the metal
So in short it's just fucking frustrating to see people DEFEND this half-baked theory without even FUCKING THINKING

>>29003096
tl;dr

>>29003201
Here you go
>So in short it's just fucking frustrating to see people DEFEND this half-baked theory without even FUCKING THINKING

>>28997328

>owl
>bad vision

>implying owls are birds

>>29001406
At best you could stretch it to be the tail of a dolphin. Which isn't a fish. Either way the tail of Type-Null and the tail for any of Popplio's evos are completely different structurally.

>>29003096
Why while getting angry about people spouting bullshit theories did you start spouting bullshit theories, with liberal caps to boot

Can't it just be some random bullshit?

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>>28998642
>insect legs
/vp/ is still stupid enough to believe that these are insect legs?
They're talons. No god damn insect has a pair of fucking talons.

>>29004426
If you find me a bird with segmented spiny green talons I will gladly admit you're right

>>29004426
and only 3 "bird" pokémon have talons with only 3 claws.

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Look at this owl I found

>>28997320
Why is it assumed Type:Null's components are from the tarters?

>>29004531
Gives denialfags a shred of hope

>>29004355
Woops I got heated and forgot how to human there my bad

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>>28997320
Can't help but think of Zorak when I see those legs

>>29004355
It most likely is some random bullshit that won't get expanded on, but the flavor text just kind of makes think otherwise, but truth be told, I won't mind either ways

>>29004612
Arceus is a given though since it's ring thing is so specific and even has the green

Guess we wait for CoroCoro

>>29004650
Yep
I'm secretly hoping the genesect part of my rant is real cuz that means either pre-evo, new form or mega/primal genesect in sm

>>29004707
Would make a cool event fossil or something

>Denialfags have now become split evo fags

kek

I fucking love it

>>29004860
People are going to crazy lengths to not have to admit we got shit starters

Just box and move on

>>28997439
Whats the correct translation then?

>>29004449
>this dumbass thinks that there is a real life bird with green spiked talons
Did you forget the line between the real world and Pokemon?