All hail the superior Pokemon
that doesn't look likeUB-02 Expansion
>>28996846
That's not a Pokemon.
Ye dude! I love sylveon!
>>28996838
What? I'm the best.
>>28996838
>ribbons and bows XDD
Looks like a toddler's room manifested into furbait.
At least post some good Eevees. This is now an actually good Eevee thread.
>>28996967
>random fish tail and fins XDD
maybe if you took a different approach when examining Sylveon you'd like it moreVaporeon is still good though
>>28996990
>that art
>>28996838
Sylveon is shit
S H I T
>>28996838
sylveon is 87.5% male. There is no reason why it should be wearing frilly bows and ribbons like a girl who went to some girl store to buy girly ribbons like a girl. If you use a male Sylveon, you’d better be ready to give up your man card because you are either [1] a gay, or [2] a girl, and I honestly don’t know which is worse. Gay girls are fine, though, of course, since they’re hot.
During my first run of Pokémon Y, I picked a male Fennekin without knowing what its evolutions looked like. When it evolved into Braixen I immediately went into a coma. After I woke up, the doctor said I had lost 80% of my brain function, but I didn’t care or understand what she (a woman doctor!) said. Now I draw pictures of boobs and virginias for three hours every day to try to regain my manhood.
I decided to try to fix Sylveon and make it more masculine. Now it is powerful. You might be wondering about Sylveon having a 12.5% chance to be female, but I think this design would be appropriate for women, too. I saw a lady wearing pants yesterday and I still got turned on—I think that proves my point.
I just wish Pokémon would follow nature more closely like I do. You don’t see any male poodles or peacocks, do you? Any female pit bulls or sharks? No. If animals have to follow the natural gender roles I made up, then so do Pokémon.
>>28996967
>>28997004
It's genuinely hard to find any canine-esque Pokemon art that's not blatant furry porn lad.
>>28996996
It lives in the water, what are you on about?
What the fuck do bows and pink have to do with Fairies? If I had to re-design Sylveon, I'd nix the bows number one, then maybe even give it wings? Change the color scheme to white/lightest pink possible, and shrink those eyes back down to normal Eevee size. Maybe make its tail reminiscent of a wand or something, but not blatant. Like the tail ending in a star shape or something. Fuck Sylveon.
>>28997100
>Fuck Sylveon
That's the idea. Flesh ribbon handjob pic when?
>>28997100
get out of here pomf. let's face it, I've utterly destroyed you kiddo. you literally can't refute any of my points and you know it.
"muh bait muh bait" - t. loser still in middle school who is agree because the alpha cahd bully knocked up his crush even though he spent his whole middle school years follwojng her around like a lost beta bitch puppy thinking that a girl would ever fall for that because he is a complete retard who doesn't know that women want a real man not beta orbiters so now he has to take his anger out on the internet
>>28997100
The salt is strong with this one
>>28997125
Verlisify pasta?
>>28997127
You're not wrong.
Sylveon is great, fuck the haters
>>28997144
>haters
>saying hater
We facebook now?
>>28996838
hey there, my kind of thread
Where did my thread go so wrong...
>>28997240
It's just pasta, ignore it
>>28997100
Wings aren't anime enough
The purpose of Sylveon wasn't meant to be as much of a fairy-type eeveelution as it was to push merchandise sales
>>28997277
An off-white winged Fairy-type Eevee with a star tail and maybe a horn on its head or something would have been unreal tbqh.
>>28997346
that sounds pretty overdesigned
>>28997059
Here, take it. If being a man means I can't enjoy cute/fun things, then I have no use for this card.
>>28997363
Sounds simple as fuck. Those are only 3 remotely distinct features (wings, startail, horn) that would give it a neat, mythical look. What are you smoking?
>>28997195
>tfw unloading a huge log of shit
>>28997413
fucking kek
>Omgon suspects Hydreigon in UU
>Sylveon is free to shit up the tier
Being Hydreigon is suffering.