Shitty WAIFU-BAIT Brionne just got FUCKING DESTROYED in pokemon's

>>28987401
Is anyone really surprised?
Only people that likes Shitlio and its ugly evo are trannies, gays, tumblr and people who were bullied cus they can relate fags. Only a few percentage

BTFO

>>28987401
>least popular pre-evo starter is still the least popular after second stage is revealed
wow who could have predicted that

>>28987401
Fires starter has been the most popular choice since Charizard. This is nothing new.

Honestly idk how torracat is so popular. people nitpicked litten3's proportions to death, but at least its proportions were par for the course for that archetype as a cartoon character. This thing just has that weird transitioning proportions where it has the bulkier upper body but it's still quadrupedal so it just looks goofy. Compare it to Passimian for example, it's kind of similar.

>>28987401
I hope we get a massive load of anti-Brionne fanart out of spite, because fuck that shitmon and fuck everyone who likes it. Fucking contrarian scumbags.

>>28987485
Just wait until Helltigre gets revealed. The poll will look like this:
-Robinhoot: 80%
-Poppmaind: 10%
-Lucha: 10%

>>28987439
Eh, I'm warming up to it cuz it looks so fucking pathetic.

>>28987502
>getting upset over different opinions

You must be 18 or over to use this website.

>>28987401
I don't like Brionne but relying on popularity to choose what pokémon or anything you like is fucking retarded OP.

>>28987502
>10k people voted for Brionne, 20k for Shitcat and Dartrix
>lel contrarians amirite

You're a fucking idiot. Wanting "hate" art for a Pokemon you don't like, are you twelve?

But Torracat is the one that's going to end up with the shittiest evolution.

>>28987530
The problem is that there's retards who willingly likes the objectively worst starter.
>>28987546
Fuck off, it's a known fact that popularity = quality when it comes to Pokemon. If you disagree, you're just a contrarian.

>>28987502
>being this desperate
You have to be 18+ to post here.

>>28987401
It's sad to see as a Brionnefag, but no big deal.

>>28987401
Oh no, a Pokémon I like isn't popular? Whatever shall I do?

>>28987401
You'd be making this very same thread if it had been one of the other two.

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>>28987401
>mfw all these Firefags hopes and dreams are dashed
Is it out time, Grassbros?

>all those votes for Torracat

I don't have what it takes to tell them what it'll turn into. It's heartbreaking.

>choosing to take normies opinions seriously just because it fits your retarded tastes
Oh boy. Now go make a poll with a Genwun Pokemon included and see the results. Will you agree with them too?

>>28987401
>cat has the most votes
if only they knew

>>28987566
>he actually thinks this
Why are you so mad today ?

>>28987401
Who cares honestly. How did you even bring yourself to make this post? Didn't you feel pathetic?

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>>28987566

>Torracat most popular
>One of the laziest "it gets bigger" evolutions ever

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>>28987566
>"objective" means my opinion is fact

End this meme.

>>28987566
>objectively worst starter
>when the retarded manbaby cat exists
Not only are you using the word "objectively", but you're also aplying it to a false statement.
You're underage or autistic, there's no other explanation

>>28987566
The best pokémon is never the same for everyone. Torracat may be more popular, but even a piece of shit like Poppmaid will be some kids' best friend.

>>28987611
Brionne is the least popular, that makes it objectively the worst by default.

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>>28987502
Anon, having this much unbridled, irrational hatred over one video game monster is unhealthy for you. In fact, it downright leads ton to question your mental stability. You should really get some good therapy

Or stop taking Pokemon so seriously. It's just a fictional monster. I'm sorry it isn't evolving into what you want.

>>28987439
You're forgetting that people who like cute things would like it. Not only that, but people who aren't blinded by their own insecurities and self-consciousness who think they can be an internet badass with e-cred

Do also keep in mind that just because something can be someone's least favorite, it doesn't mean the person hates it. They simply like the other choices more. It's a little thing called 'common sense' and being a 'rational human being'

That's surprising because the owl looking like complete shit.

>>28987634
>actually listening to normies
I wonder what else you let to influence your judgement ?

>>28987634
>50k twitter users
>out of 10m+ players
You're objectively wrong

>Just over 1 in 5 people saying it has the 'most potential' is being utterly destroyed.

>>28987483
I keep forgetting Greninja has protean and can change to fire type. Can't prove you wrong on that one.

>>28987439
This

>>28987637
>>>/co/mblr

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>>28987401
>using twitter
benoit yourself m8

>>28987687
You're trying to hard to fit in.

>>28987585
There's seriously people in the comments that don't know. Hilarious.

Hopefully they give us starters from Gen I again, because all three Alola staters and their evos are dumb as fuck.

>>28987637
Just adopt a trip already.

>>28987711

Back to Facebook, genwunner.

>>28987713
Shitposting doesn't make you look smart either. Matter of fact, it makes you look less smart.

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>>28987401
>all those people loving the it just gets bigger evo
>the same people will cry bitch tears when Luchalitten pounds their ass
This is glorious.

>>28987711
>>>/out/

>>28987688
>benoit yourself
My sides are gone

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>>28987566
Are you fucking serious?

>>28987502
This

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>>28987711
>this is what Genwunners ACTUALLY believe
Go back to playing your shitty mobile walking simulator you myopic retard

Yeah, I was planning on picking Popplio, slightly less so after Poppmaid leaked. I liked Robinhoot better. After the middle evos were revealed, I'm picking Rowlet. I like the line as a whole the most, even though I'm all over the place as far as each line is concerned.

Popplio > Litten > Rowlet
Torracat > Dartrix > Brionne
Robinhoot > Poppmaid > Luchalitten

>>28987401
Pokemon games are mostly played by male kids, so its obvious that the fire badass cat will be the most popular.
Male kids use to have edgelord tastes.

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Damn straight

>>28987629
>piece of shit like Poppmaid

Ebin

>>28987566
>Arguing against weebs, fags and autists on a site filled with weebs, fags and autists

>>28987678

Stop agreeing with yourself.

I can't wait for Luchalitten to be in Smashbros

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>>28987687
Bravo, Anon. You really showed me with your rebuttal. It was the most genuine, intelligent, and amazing response that would go down in history.

>>28987713
No thank you, Anon.

>>28987849
Yeah just fuck off faggot.

>>28987634
No, it makes it objectively the least popular.

>>28987401
In today's news: a majority of people have the potential to have shit taste

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>>28987885
>still insisting he's in the right

>>28987401

You're a bootyblasted Balliofag, aren't you?

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>>28987885
But I like it here, anon. We're all one big happy dysfunctional family.

I can be your older brother who teaches you the way of relaxation. That getting furious over nonsensical things in this place will only lead to you getting angrier and more irrational.

Do you want your dear older brother to be sad to know that you went too far off the deep end?

Dear little brother, it's only Pokemon. Calm down

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As a Popplio fan who happens to have disdain over its evolutions, I'm not surprised. People were already shitting on Popplio for... heck, I can't even remember now, I just know it happened to get a lot of hate and that it somehow spawned a sort of Popplio Protection Squad where all the contrarians would join.

I found that shit stupid, because it's just a bloody fictional monster design. I find Popplio cute, but this is quite literally autism.

Don't worry, the line will get its attention back as soon Poppmaid gets revealed some day. Maybe.

It'll merely end up being that one line where people will think they have won the starter war by having a fancy elegant evolution while they constantly rub their pop idol on everyone's face even though anything before it is hated beyond redemption and they evolve their Popplios as soon as possible and not everyone fancies the idea of a bleached Barbie either.

I wouldn't worry about it, it might be good competitively, but wew, I wouldn't hold my breath because I've known Game Freak for quite a while, they always manage to screw things up somehow.

and of course, furries and shitposters will find their way to absolutely ruin this line for those who doesn't want porn shoved in their face constantly here on /vp/

literally only the seal fuckers, the promiscuously only slightly to heavily gay and the little young girls who like their mermaids, god bless their little hearts, won in the end

Let's hope these little girls don't happen to stumble upon said porn

>>28987820

>an actual wrestler in smash Bros would be Luchalitten

I'm okay with this

>>28987637
i can feel the wind from your giant fedora tipping from here

>>28988046
>trying this hard to fit in

>>28988062
Literally everyone defending Shitlio And Shitionne are fedora wearing autists, don't even try to deny this fact.

>>28988062
>saying trying this hard to fit in to try and fit in

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Man, it's going to be pretty difficult for me to pick a starter this gen.
I like both Robinhoot and El Tigre in equal measure.

>>28988062
>Trying this hard to fit in

>>28988093

(You)

>>28988093
>>28988095
>still being mad
I'm having such a big laugh here even do everyone already proved how much in the wrong you are.
But please continue, you're doing nothing.

>>28988020
I don't really get the porn spam. If I wanted porn, I can just look on another site. Getting porn is crazy easy now.

>>28988112
>watch WWE
>new wrestling pokemon
>can't get over the furriness of luchalitten's design

>>28988143
>i'll just call them mad that means i win!

nice try. also speak english properly or fuck off

>>28988199
>still not getting the point
Anon, you're not proving anything.

>>28988216
and you think you are? you're just shitposting.

>>28988199
>implying anyone wants to "win" against shit opinions like this>>28988093
No anon, you're just autistic and can't accept the fact that someone likes something you don't

>>28988247
Yeah, I'm the one that's shitposting. Come back next time with a propper argument.

>>28988262
That just means you've accepted that you lost the argument, since you're literally incapable of presenting any form of counter argument.

>>28988172
Remember when we could just have anthropomorphic animals without it being written off as "furry"?

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>>28988046
Enjoy the cool breeze, anon. Unless, of course, that miasma swirling around your physical from from deep within your soul corrodes that poor wind and turns it stale.

>>28988093
Being an autist doesn't sound so bad, to be honest. I mean, if being an autist means not getting furious over cartoon monsters? Why would that be a bad thing?

Granted, maybe we are all a little bit autistic for spending time on this board. As such, does it really become an insult?

>>28987603
People don't like to be surprised/feel stupid.

>>28988262
yeah i'm autistic that's right. you're the one creating this defense force and getting on a high horse because people don't like something you do. but please continue playing the holier than thou attitude.

>>28988278
why do i need a proper argument to respond to shitposting?

Enjoy the lime light now, Litten, my sweet prince. What waits at the end is nothing but contempt and merciless hate for your true Lucha form.

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>>28988016
For some reason I read that last line in uncle grandfather's voice. It really works for me.

>>28987439
I'm a gay tranny and even I think Brionne is a shit pokemon.

>>28988293
That's what 8 years of open liberalism will do to ya.

>>28988310
Dude, you seriously aren't getting anywhere with this. Getting this pumped over a cartoon sea lion ? Don't you think it's time for you to leabe the basement ?

>>28988292
There's no argument to be lost. I know for a fact that he's wrong because I'm neither of those things and like the Popplio line.
The only fedora tipping autists here are OP and people like these:
>>28987502
>>28988093

>Helltiger
>Fire/Fighting

>>28988343
it's funny that you think you're so smart to know how i'm feeling when i'm not even one of the anons who's mad over the sea lion, i just posted this >>28988046

no anger there, it's you mermaidfags that are so insecure and need to attack everyone. consider why you're getting so worked up and continuing to respond instead of going outside and getting some fresh air.

>>28988310
No one here is part of any fictional defense force, you're actualy the autist because you cant admit that people unironically like it. You're a raging faggot that calls other's opinions "shitposting". If you're being serious, then you have issues

>>28988310
>everything I don't agree with is shitposting
Wew lad.

>>28987483
>Implying that people liked Emboar
no

>>28988402
Of course there's people who unironically like it, nobody is denying that. The problem is that these are shitposting assholes and should never be treated like people.

>>28988393
>consider why you're getting so worked up and continuing to respond instead of going outside and getting some fresh air.

Look in the mirror and take your own advice, dipshit.

I liked Rowlet best of the first stage. Having seen the second stage, I absolutely love Torracat. Provided the art of the third stage that surfaced this summer turns out to be real, I'm all over Poppmaid. 2nd gen was exactly like that, my favorites were Totodile, Bayleef and Typhlosion. Liking a Pokémon is no gurantee that you like every stage in it's evolutionary line. Polls like this one are bullshit if you're looking for any other answer to anything except "Out of these specific options here do you like best?"

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>>28987672
>Greninja is a better fire starter than Delphox
>Tfw mystical fire is only 5bp more powerful than hidden power fire and comes of a special attack stat that's only 11 points higher, meanwhile greninja can outspeed AND outpower a timid Delphox, who relies on maximum speed investment to even be relevant.

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>>28988393
>consider why you're getting so worked up and continuing to respond instead of going outside and getting some fresh air.
I'm bored and wasting some time until I have to get ready to leave for work in about half an hour. Got nothing better to do at this moment.

>>28988402
why are you getting so mad because you perceive others don't like it even though they've never said that? do you just liking making things up to get annoyed at?

>>28987518
Popmaid doesn't rectify the issues people have Brionne.
It'll probably be even lower than it was here with Owlarcher taking the top spot.

>>28988459
except i'm not the getting worked up anon. so why do i need to calm down? did you think before posting or are just hammering on the keyboard in rage?

>>28988393
>>28988439
>abloobloobloo people called me out on my shitposting, HOW DARE THEY?
so this is the kind of people I share this board with

No anon, YOU shitposted as a response to a legitimate post, and are now calling others shitposters. I sincerely hope you're just pretending to be retarded or illiterate

>>28988314

I don't know, there might be some love from the little boys who happen to like badass looking cats for him or just happen to like strong fire starters altogether so I wouldn't be so worried, normie boy kids aren't that nitpicky, as long it looks badass and cool.

I'm definitely going to feel sorry for those lads who expected Popplio to become anything but feminine though. Same for the little girls who wanted their Litten to become something like a fire quad kitten, either panther or tiger. The owl won't get that much disdain, maybe from those who expected a griffon-like (?) evo.

>>28988465
Lv.100 Modest Greninja
335 special attack
343 speed

Lv.100 Timid Delphox
327 special attack
337 speed

I'm not making this shit up.

They're clearly hoping to copy the success of Braixen. Anyone who isn't a waifufag should be rooting for Brio ne/Poppmaid to be a failure or else every set of starters from now on will have a waifushit line

>>28988501
all this thread is showing me is that the popplio3 fans are actual retards who perceive any sort of post that isn't masturbating over it to be an attack on what they like. it's frankly pathetic. no other pokemon fans are like this.

>>28988534
>no other pokemon fans are like this
You're forgetting Gardefags and Phoxfags.

>>28988529
And what if people want that?

Ok? not like a poll affects what I pick.

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>>28988529
But anon, what if you like all of the starters? Why purposefully try to do something like that when it's just irrational and needless?

Just learn to enjoy the Pokemon for what they are.

>>28988558
>anyone who isn't a waifufag

now scoot along back to your phox general

>>28988529
>all Fire starters have a fighting theme
>one starter line will always turn girly

So what's the next trend going to be?

>>28988556
Gardefags and Phoxfags are at least more receptive to criticism, and will accept if any other pokemon are superior to their favorite.

>>28988556
are they like this too? i haven't had any dealings with them.

if they are so insecure in what they like that they are just going to go mental towards people they should go find a containment area because it's not normal to react like that.

>>28988561
Remember where you are. Anything that could be used to prove your taste is shit will be exaggerated to the maximum.

>>28988534
Bullshit. I love me some juicy Poppmaid, but I get that there are people that don't like that design. I really get it, MY taste ist no the gold standard. What pisses me off however, is that I can't say that I like it without having an army of dicks jump at my throat to tell me that I'm a retard, a fag and whatnot. I leave you and your preferences alone, so pull your head out of your ass and grant me the same.

>>28988561
It's accepted within the Pokemon community that popularity always equals quality and social acceptance. You're literally being contrary if you pick the least popular choice.

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>>28988520
>>28988465

>252 SpA Power Herb Delphox Mystical Fire vs. 4 HP / 28+ SpD Skarmory: 228-270 (83.8 - 99.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

>252+ SpA Life Orb Protean Greninja Hidden Power Fire vs. 4 HP / 28+ SpD Skarmory: 283-335 (104 - 123.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

I'm straight and I love Brionne, but I also am gril

>>28988520
Delphox was just sub par all the way around. Subpar stats sub par signiture move sub par ability sub par model. Sub par move distribution.

>>28988614
where have i said that you can't like it or shit on it? this is my problem here. so many popplio defenders making up what i said to get offended and declare me shitposting and mad. if you don't want yourself and fellow siren fans to be seen that way then tone yourselves down in responding to people who aren't shitting on it.

>>28988597
Oh I know. It's the internet at the end of the day so there's no point in caring about what people say ot think. They are fully entilted to their opinions...shitty or not.

>>28988656

I'm straight and I dislike Brionne, but I also am gril

>>28988650
Why are you even using Mystical Fire?

>>28988529
>Anyone who isn't a waifufag should be rooting for Brio ne/Poppmaid to be a failure

What kind of autistic goal is this?

>>28988666
Sorry if I didn't make myself clear enough, English isn't my first language. I wasn't talking about you, specifically, but rather about the general stance of the people around here in regard to Poppmaid.

>>28988629
I like moon mutt because of its "luna"tic personality despite day dog being more popular
I like popplio for the cuteness and entertainer aspect despite people not being a fan of that.

I like what I like reguardless of popularity or what others think.

>>28988724
>I-I am not a contrarian! H-honest!
Sure, whatever you say, even if your lies are transparent as fuck.

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>>28988629
>It's accepted within the Pokemon community that popularity always equals quality and social acceptance.

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>>28988583
>Gardefags
>receptive to criticism

>>28988744
(you)

Datrix's design takes a while to get used to but it still hurts to see it lose
Oh well, at least Brionne didn't win. Losing to that abomination would be embarrassing.

are you surprised? Popplio was already the least popular starter anyway? But can't wait to see how much their line is going to be viable that Water/Fairy typing is gonna shit on the other two starters lmao

>>28988534
I was only talking about posts like this
>>28987566
>>28987502
>>28988093
>>28988529
Of course they would bother me, even if they're made by edgy kids or autistic manchildren
Basically this>>28988614

And your apparent lack of self awareness is truly fascinating. What do you hope to gain here, exactly? You said you joined this thread with a shit post, yet felt the need to continue by calling people who called you out shitposters
>>28988666
Maybe you didn't, but you implied it on the original post (esentialy calling the guy a neckbeard for having his own opinions)

>>28988744
>anyone who doesn't agree with me is a contarian
>people aren't allowed to have their own opinions! they're either for or against me!

>>28988678
It's its signature move, the pinnacle of its entire design, compared to a literal nobody using a move even known can get.
That's how fucked Delphox is.

>>28987439
I feel like I want to breed a female one. I wish pokemon games would give you the daycare in the beginning.

>>28987439
>be gay
>hate brionne
guess i got to turn in my gay license for this guys masculine hetero license

>>28988808
I hope Popplio3 is unviable PU trash.

>>28988833
That seems kinda nitpicky. Greninja gets Water Shuriken and you don't see anyone using that.

>be me
>friend says Dartrix is emo
>reply with "have you ever seen a snobby person?"
>he says yes, but most people see it as emo so it is
>by that logic Brionne is trans, gay, and black
>he says no
>"that's your logic bro"
>he doesn't reply

Looks like I was right, the design is shittt. GJ 4chan

>>28988871
>by that logic Brionne is trans, gay, and black

...That makes fucking sense.

>>28987401

>taking twitter polls seriously

>>28988855
The point is that Greninja is better at using fire type moves and being a fire type overall. If Delphox got water shuriken it wouldn't do much of anything for it, even if it became a water type in the process. On the other hand, Greninja actually gets a fire type move similar to Delphox's signature and performs it better in nearly every way.
While I'm on that, ninja gets Mat Block, which actually does get used from time to time.

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>>28988808
>Game Freak
>Handling Water/Fairy

wouldn't hold my breath desu

They managed to make Delphox subpar despite being Fire/Psychic, they'll probably do the same with her as well somehow.

>>28988846

How petty you are.

>>28988969
I'm not saying it's not better than Delphox. I'm just saying that most of the time, Delphox uses Fire Blast. Now that I think about it though, Greninja is the best Ice type in the game.

>>28988978
>guaranteed scald
>guaranteed ice beam
>dazzling gleam and moonblasht semi guaranteed

Can't say I'm too worried about this thing too much since dual water types usually have many options.

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>Pop3 turns out to be good
>"I always l-liked it h-haha"

You know this will happen

>>28989049
>guaranteed scald
Wrong.
>guaranteed ice beam
Possibly.
>dazzling gleam and moonblasht semi guaranteed
Wrong.

>>28987401
Well duh. Only degenerate waifu fags actually like it

>>28989063
I think it's okay now, if it's too good I might hate fighting it for being annoying. Especially if they actually give it Serene Grace.

>>28989063
I am sure all of us anti-poppliobros will keep fighting the good fight to the very end.

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>>28989074
>move that all water starters can learn
>not guaranteed

>>28988321
Ive never seen anyone reference that show ever. Not even on /co/

>>28989082

(You)

>>28989140
We should reference it more because it's fucking dope.

>>28989074
Anon you clearly no nothing about move distribution in Pokemon. Poppmaid is getting scald and Ice Beam, that is guaranteed.

>>28987401
>DESRTOYED
?????

>>28989082
I hope to god it doesnt have some insane ability or stats or water/fairy... Fuck waifufags shove them all the way down to PU

>>28989170
Sure, whatever you say. That will just make your salty tears even more satisfying when we know its movepool.

>>28989203
You're asking for a miracle honestly. Samurott is one of the weaker starters and it's still one of the best mons in NU.

>>28989074
>>28989122
Fun fact. The only water pokemon that CAN'T learn scald are the ones that are dual ice.

Magikarp, Keldeo, rotom wash, seismitoad, and volcanion are the only ones that don't learn ice beam.

>>28989063

I'll pretend it either doesn't exist or use it at some point as a glorified joke mon with a stupid ass nickname joke. Even then, I'll just pick Azumarill because it looks less sissy and that big fluffer has Water/Fairy too.

The furry/pop idol/transgender/gay/little girls' crowd have won

if you hate it that much, just pick something else, there's like 700+ pokemon out there, don't bother hating something that's already got a fanbase this autistic over "protecting" them

>>28988763
None of those fags on this board can handle any criticism, there is nothing new here.

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>>28989186
He thinks this affects us or something

Popp3 will be competitively pointless anyway, since it's a poor man's Azumarill. Azumarill will be the superior Water/Fairy in every aspect.

>>28987705
>>28987849
did i hit a little too close to home niggers?

>>28987401
Seems like Dartrix lost a bit but all the memes I've seen continue the popularity, fucking memes
Half the playerbase chooses the fire regardless of how it looks or how good it is every gen
Popplio's evo is still gay and only /vp/ likes it

I prefer the owl still.

>>28989288
>Azumarill
>physical oriented
>Poppmaid
>special oriented
>implying they're the same

>>28989350
>special oriented
>when we don't know its stats
Try harder.

So does anyone want to suck my cock?

>>28989316
>And only /vp/ and the Tumblr population likes it

ftfy

>>28989427
Poppliofags everyone

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>>28989427
Sorry. I don't like those kind of bones.

>>28989449
Well this thread's going nowhere might as well make it interesting

>>28989427
Sure

>>28987502
It's a cute idol that does cliche poses when you play with it in amie

I don't love it but it's pretty okay

>>28989448
Ok cool
I don't visit tumblr so idk if that's true but it seems up their alley given the ratio and appearance.

>>28989380
>he didn't see Popplio's stats

>>28987483
LOL, Delphoxfags are so delusional.

>>28989532
>Larvesta is a physical attacker, therefore Volcarona MUST be a physical attacker!

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>>28989571
>one example makes the other hundreds which don't irrelevant

>"Dartix is emo kid XDDDD"

fucking yankees

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>>28989668
>has counter
>must be defensively oriented

>>28989288
>>28989203
You know Rowlet will be the PU shitmon of the bunch.

>>28988923
>taking this post seriously

>>28989203

You sound needlessly upset.

>>28989211

Same to (You).

wtf

>>28988978
I was gonna make a reply why ur wrong but looks like a few anons already did the BTFO for me

>>28988465
they should give greninja flamethrower since he is a ninja like sasuke

>>28987483
Typhlosion, Blaziken, Emboar, and Delphox weren't the most popular though.

Watch Popplio turn into the bara heel and Litten turn into a siren.
The leaks were just CONCEPT art.

>>28987401
Rowlet > Litten > Popplio

Brionne > Dartrix > Torracat

Owl3 > Seal3 > Tiger3

>>28987401
Nobody likes Brionne except waifufags with shitty taste
Poor Popplio, it had charisma and some potential but then it got ruined
>>28987483
Not always, in Torracat case its because it has a better design than emo owl and tranny seal

>>28989689
Or fucking children. They just don't remember the times where every douchebag wore some oversized greasy fringe to throw back every few minutes because it made them "suave". Instead they think that emo's invented side swept bangs.

>Facebook users aka casuals vote for the fire starter
Fucking shocker

>>28990412
>emo owl
it's snobby
>tranny seal
it can be female
>torracat
>good
it has human proportions on all fours, it's disgusting
>denying that fire starters are the normies choice
>>>/fa/cebook/

>>28990412
>it had charisma
>muh clown theme
>ballio rules, fags!
Clowns are shit and thankfully GF were not retarded enough to actually make a starter with that theme.

>>28990462
/thread

>>28990477
This, Mr. Mime was a mistake.

>>28990528
>mimes are clowns

Only /vp/ can be this retarded

>>28990412
>It's bad because it didn't become what I wanted

>>28990614
? Is there some sort of clown taxonomy I should be aware of that says they aren't?

>>28990614
>mimes aren't clowns

Found the American.

>>28990614
Mr.Mime is both

>>28987401

>Stats and stuff don't matter if Torracat stands up

I'm pretty sure stats and moves determine whether a Pokémon is good or not regardless of whether you Fucking stand up or not

>Secondary fighting type

It won't, we've been over this

>>28988846
Doubtful, if it's bulky and gets Scald it'll be UU at least due to its supposed typing

2bh now that I see this im kinda picking rowlet now. I hate popplio now no joke

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>>28990307
>Blaziken
>Not the most popular

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>>28988293
bruh

>>28990783
same desu. gotta go with the popular choice to avoid looking like a contrarian. who needs opinions anyway?

>>28990870
Rowlet isnt even that popular though. Cant u see the graph says litten is the most popular?

Don't really care, desu. I'm still choosing the little goofball.

>>28990935
>Dartrix isn't that popular
Fixed

Robinhoot is going to be the most popular of the three by far and you know it

>>28988293
That never happened as long as the internet existed.

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>>28987401
>22%

It's progress.

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>>28991097
hopefully Hootman solidifies Rowlet's #1 ranking

>>28991429
Why does this fanart look 10000000x better than the leaked art?

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>>28987483
> Fires starter has been the most popular choice since Charizard.

Greninja...
Anything but Emboar...

>>28991639
It's not a tiny scan.

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Brionne is 87.5% male. There is no reason why it should be wearing a frilly top like a girl who went to some girl store to buy a girl top like a girl. If you use a male Brionne, you’d better be ready to give up your man card because you are either [1] a gay, or [2] a girl, and I honestly don’t know which is worse. Gay girls are fine, though, of course, since they’re hot.
During my first run of Pokémon Y, I picked a male Fennekin without knowing what its evolutions looked like. When it evolved into Braixen I immediately went into a coma. After I woke up, the doctor said I had lost 80% of my brain function, but I didn’t care or understand what she (a woman doctor!) said. Now I draw pictures of boobs and virginias for three hours every day to try to regain my manhood.
I decided to try to fix Brionne and make it more masculine. Now it is powerful. You might be wondering about Brionne having a 12.5% chance to be female, but I think this design would be appropriate for women, too. I saw a lady wearing pants yesterday and I still got turned on—I think that proves my point.
I just wish Pokémon would follow nature more closely like I do. You don’t see any male poodles or peacocks, do you? Any female pit bulls or sharks? No. If animals have to follow the natural gender roles I made up, then so do Pokémon.

>>28987401
You damn well know Brionne is one of those things where we have to openly say we hate it but secretly want it when no one is watching.

>>28990477
if popplio evolved into Ballio esque pokemon it'd still be the least popular

>>28991889
10/10