Post alternate evolution lines

>forgetting the obvious Dedenne -> Raichu

squirtle -> wartortle -> lapras

>>28967042
Fug I like this.

Nidorino -> Nidoking -> Rhydon

inb4 draconite & gyarados mixed up lines

Venonat -> Butterfree

Caterpie -> Metapod -> Venomoth

Furfrou -> Lycanroc midnight

Why are there so many fucking battery rats in pokemon now?

>>28967627
A better one would be ditto -> mew -> mewtwo

>>28967673

But that's incorrect.

Sharpedo -> Garchomp

>>28967733
but Gordon is inferior to Guy Fieri you fuck

>>28968970
Only design wise. Gordon is the better cock.

>>28968970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP29L68ePpE

>>28969034
>Gordon is the better cock
I dunno, Fieri has managed to breed. Gonna need a cock side-by-side to say for sure.

>>28969034
>>28969059
Shit. I meant to write "cook"

>>28967042
>>28966985
>>28967211
These are all great

>>28969034
Is he? I admit I never watch cooking shows that aren't on Food Network/Cooking Channel

>>28969076
i dont think you did

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>>28967733
The real evolutionary line is RIGHT HERE

>>28967042

10/10

>>28967705
As are all of these other ones, retard.

>>28969645
>what is autocorrect

Unown -> Sigylph

>>28966985
Torkoal -> Turtonator
Nincada -> Paras -> Amoongus

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>>28967471
Stop this meme

>>28971804
replace them with Tornadus/Thundurus/Landorus

>>28967733
>>28968970
>>28969034
I get this is supposed to be Scyther > Scizor right?

>>28972546

Is this...this isn't a mean.

That's an incorrect use of that word anon.

>>28972141
>Autocorrects cook to cock
Anon, is there something you need to tell us?

>>28972258
>Torkoal/Turtonator
If GF were still in the business of evolving mons from previous gens, this and >>28967211 would be canon

>>28966985
>even more pikachu faggotry

no thanks. that's the kind of pokemon I wanna see die out.

>>28975619
No, it's a meme.
It's one of those "lul pokeman mysteries!" that get shared on Facebook and tumblr.

>>28978490
thats not what a meme is, stupid

>>28978448
So this... is the power of autism

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>>28978448
This is why I never followed pokemon conspiracies. Either they're obvious or absolutely autistic.

Venonat > Butterfree

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>>28978448

>>28978448
really made me think

>>28978448
Source - my ass: the post

>>28981578
Delete this now

>>28978512
stfu idiots