What are you doing with that Brionne, anon!?

Brionne ruined it for me. Is this fucking Barbie??? Like, this is such an injustice to the Pokemon franchise, and more importantly, an injustice to the fans. This is /bullshit/, and totally outrageous. I'm fucking sick to my stomach, knowing that one of my most precious markers of my childhood is gone forever; there's no afterlife when we die so I can't even have the luxury of reliving the experience of playing Pokemon for the first time as a child on Christmas Day; when we die, we go into a void for eternity

FUCK YOU GAME FREAK, Brionne is proof that POKEMON IS DEAD. DEAD. All these last generations were for nothing. At the very least, they could have taken a bow down of honor and announce that this was it, this was indeed their final generation. Pokemon would one day come to an end, and in our lifetimes too, but not like this. Not like this shitshow. This is the raping and killing of the Pokemon franchise, and they took a big, long, steamy dump on its' grave and told its loyal fans to eat it off the floor like animals.

I'm still trying to process what the fuck just happened to my childhood gem. Utterly disgusting and shameful, and you should feel the exact same way if you are a true Pokemon fan. They had to make a Pokemon over a fucking battery too. Also, what the fuck kind of Pokemon has TWO WORDS in its' name (the Hawaiian God one)????? TWO FUCKING WORDS

Rest in peace, all my teams in all my games. Sleep gently now.

>>28938458
tl;dr

>>28938458
>Pokemon can't be cute or feminine because I don't like them!

If only I had that "Kids like you ruined Pokemon" image...

Brionne is gay as fuck

>>28938458
>Also, what the fuck kind of Pokemon has TWO WORDS in its' name (the Hawaiian God one)????? TWO FUCKING WORDS
>what is mr. mime
also why am i responding to bait

Nothing just teaching her how to worship your feet Jenny

Here let me demonstrate, remove your shoes jenny

I'm evolving it.

>>28938488
You're bored?

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>Now your mine

What is she going to do anons?

>>28938448
>What are you doing with that Brionne, anon!?

Just throwing him in the trash, I'm not raising a tranny.

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>>28938458
FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW!!!!!

>>28938458
Every time I read rants like these I like to pretend they are actually genuine and that the anon has actually just experienced the biggest butthurt of his life, makes the whole things a lot more entertaining to read.

Boxing him.I want to raise a qt tranny,not a fugly tranny.

>>28938458
If it's not a pasta yet, it needs to be.

>>28938448
Looking into its eyes.

Have you ever been mystified by the little things in nature, Jenny? It's astounding.

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Playing with her in amie.

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>>28938458
ow the edge

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>>28938448
Marrying her.

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>>28939115
>>28939282
you guys are under arrest.

>>28939282
source?

>>28939643
http://0lightsourced.tumblr.com/post/151367824845/dont-mind-me

>>28938458
It all cums together

>>28938458
>Girls play this game too.

Nevermind that starters are over 80% male

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>>28938458
>>28938468

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>>28938448
Raping him

>>28938448
Trying to teach it how to jiggle. Its really hard when he's only got flippers and I can't actually jiggle myself.

But don't worry, they're just toy knives.

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>>28938448
releasing it

>>28942019
>that autocorrect

>>28938468
Pokemon shouldn't pander too zoophiles. That's about it.

I'm snapping its fucking neck and there's nothing you can do about it

>>28938640
She's going to take me back to the police station to do the paperwork and processing for my trial.