tfw pic related

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>>28935708

>>28935708
give up already

>>28935716
fpbp

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>>28935708
>mfw rapeclown is real

Wait a second...
What if female Popplio becomes Brionne and male Popplio becomes Pinnister?

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>>28935708
I want it so bad, but I know it's impossible.

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>>28935708
Anon, I know it hurts.
We could've gotten a really cool baller killer clown design. Something creative and well designed (not common for nu-pokemon), but instead we're sadly stuck with this badly designed cheap-ass fapbait.

I know it hurts, but that's just what the talentless hacks at GameFreak can do nowadays. Don't blame them, anon, they can't do any better.

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>>28935708
That would be fantastic!

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>>28935755
>>28935777
And this is why I'm glad vp has no influence whatsoever on GF's decisions.

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10/10 would still live

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>>28935777
>Balliofags are STILL mad

>>28935797
>I'm glad I can eat shit to my heart's content
That's ok, anon.

>>28935777

Colossal waste of trips.

>>28935755
>>28935777

Are you really this upset over a starter's design? Hell most people box their starter anyways regardless of how it looks.

>>28935797
>I'm glad my furry waifu got in instead of a pokemon that looks good

>>28935825
salty shittaster

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>>28935753

>>28935777

>talentless hacks

Right, this is why they have a job designing pokes and you're sitting her crying over their success

>>28935837
I'm not salty. I know and accepted that nu-pokemon designs are trash.
I already went through all the steps, why are you still stuck at denial, anon?

>>28935708
Why the hell does everybody like that ugly-ass clown?

>>28935777
>>28935825
>>28935835
This is why people hate pinnishitposters, you assume anyone who likes popplio's evos is automatically a furry.

Do you want us to call anyone who likes pinnister a serial killing child rapist barafg?

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>>28935835
>Ballio
>good looking

>>28935847
I'm not Japanese. Trying to pursue a job like that would be a waste of time.
>having to move to Japan and study Japanese
>while I can just work a normal job and earn 3 times the money
I don't see why I would want to do that.

>but that one UK guy
Funny how (most of) his designs are good. The Japanese really lost their touch.

>>28935866
>barafg
fuck you know what I meant

>>28935832
Never boxed my starters before. Usually if I don't like any of them there is one that stands out in my eyes as better. Now they all look at the same level of shit so I'll just pick a random one and box it. There isn't even a good mid-stage evo that I can prevent from evolving.

For the first time a starter doesn't appeal to me over the others.

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It's just memes that are perpetuating Ballio at this point, right? No one actually believes that it could be real, given that it was debunked months ago when the original artist posts his development work? And even before that, there was the fact that none of those three looked anything like the actual art style for Sun and Moon. And now that we've seen the likes of Brionne, there truly is no other option other than Poppmaid, or something similar to it.

The only alternative I can think of is that some people are so desperate, so completely pathetically morose about the fact that their clown seal is going to become a pop diva, that they've deliberately escaped into a quasi-delusional state where reality cannot penetrate because they literally refuse to accept what is staring them directly in the face. I prefer to think that such people don't exist, because I can only imagine they'll all be committing suicide in November once their bubble is forcibly popped.

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>>28935851
>nu-pokemon

>>28935851
Kill yourself

>>28935904
Nah. We all know Ballio is fake.
His design is too well made to be a post-Gen2 pokemon design.

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>>28935708

>>28935777
>baller killer clown design
>killer clown
Read that again, and then kill yourself.

>>28935931

But Gen 2 had some of the most bland designs in the entire series. Something like Pinnister could never have been concocted that early in Pokemon's history. I'd peg it somewhere around Gen 5 in terms of design.

>>28935928
>>28935949
That's very good, anon! You advanced to anger!
Now you just need to move on to bargaining, and then finish with depression and acceptance.
You're almost there.

>>28935708
Give it a rest already will ya?

Even by the off chance the split evo is a thing, I really doubt it will end up being Ballio.

Plus, you're making the silent Balliofags looks like the bad guy.

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>>28935708

>>28935777
Trips confirm
Poppmaid a shit

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>>28935931
god damn it's fucking impossible to openly like pinnister without falseflag cunts like you spoiling the fun for everyone

I accepted that he was fake when the artist admitted it, but he still has a special place in my heart with sadfish and steel weasel. hell, I even love all three of the actual starter evos we're getting.

but then this asshole has to come along on and ruin something that a lot of people could've enjoyed.

tl;dr fuck you I still like him

>>28935840
Estás louco?

>>28935928
Good argument, anon

>>28935777

(You)

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>>28935851
>le new Pokemon sucks meme
>wastes his time on a board where people don't circlejerk about old generations

>>28935797
>>28935823
>>28935829
>>28935832
>>28935847
>>28935866
>>28935949
>>28936014
He's right you know.

>>28936056

Ebin.

>>28936052
>literally calling himself a retard
Whoa.

>>28935777
>nu-anything
The code is as important as the message, and without reading the rest of your post, I hope that whatever hurt you happens again.

>>28936074
>pointing out why it's bait is the same as falling for it

>>28936083
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.
You're currently at anger. Please move on towards acceptance of how nu-pokemon is shit so you can be free of this trash

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>>28935708
>>28935755
>>28935777
>wanting that clown-seal thing to be real
I bet you anons started that clown scaring bullshit that's going around

>>28935708
Denial
Anger
Bargaining <- You are here
Depression
Acceptance

>>28936138
>implying those were the only people in the entire thread
>>28935791
>>28935800
>>28935988
are all faggots as well

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Official masculine Popplio variants confirmed!

Denial
Anger >>28935835
Bargaining >>28935708
Depression >>28935777
Acceptance >>28935755

>>28936260
upvoted and posted to reddit

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>>28935708

>>28935708

it's time to let ballio and friends go anon, they're not real, they will never be real ;_;

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>>28936385

>>28936385
The only one getting laughed at is you fuck face.
Or do you get off on humiliating yourself on the Internet?

>>28936385
>Actually taking the time to post that
Something tells me those aren't the only faggots around.

This entire thread is like Ballio and Poppliomaid. It's beautiful and ugly.

>>28935708
How did anyone ever think ballio was a good idea? He looks so mean spirited and like a murderer

>>28937475
It also doesn't even look like a seal/sea lion and is unfittingly humanoid as fuck.

I almost think people are just memeing when anyone says they like that ugly peice of shit.

Glad it will never be real.

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>>28935708
GOD am I glad that the leaks are real. All these fakes like this retarded clown are fucking downright ugly ass fuck.

>>28937682
Yeah the Johncenakitten looks sooo good.

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>tfw prefer the clown over the ballet seal
Oh well, not like I was picking the thing anyway.

>>28937238
Hey, no dissing the __seal__.

>>28937475
>mean spirited and like a murderer
Because Gengar looks so friendly, right?

Or Midnight Lycanroc, if you want a recent example.

>>28937628
>unfittingly humanoid as fuck
Tell that to, I don't know, every humanoid Pokemon?

>>28935708
It's not bad to wish for Ballio to be real, because Fairy Seal is real. Both sides win

>>28935708
Yeah, the bottom two were always hideous. Hopefully they aren't put in.

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>Mfw you're in denial
>Mfw I wish I could have the hope you do.

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>tfw didn't even care if Poppmaid was real or not.
>tfw just wanted Ballio's ugly ass to fuck off forever.

Today felt good.

It's funny because no matter what happens, Ballio isn't real. Couldn't care less about Poppmaid, but knowing that Ballio isn't real is good enough.