ITT: Animals that don't deserve Pokémon counterparts

>>28892818
I almost killed myself because of these.

>>28892818
Fuck these things. My neighbours infested the whole fucking street with them.

>Studied entomology and pest management.
>Instructor was triggered at the mention of bed bugs.

Word of advise, if you get bedbugs, burn everything you own.

Also I hate bug pokes and play mono poison just to kill them. Fitting actually

Had them three times because of three different neighbors. Not a fan of the godforsaken things. I get why bees need stingers, I get why spiders bite. But why the fuck are these things allowed to live? They provide no help to the food chain

>>28892818
They'd be perfect for bug/ghost

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Fuck these
Meaty bugs are the spookiest

>>28892870
this can be said about basically any parasite
literally none of them contribute anything, they just take
if they didn't exist then literally nothing of value would be lost

>>28892881
Mosquito adults are food for bats and mosquito larvae are food for crane flies, which themselves are food for a lot of other things

>>28892874
That thing's creepy as fuck.

>>28892874
thicc

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>>28892874
Bug/ground potato bug when?

>>28892874
Fucking disgusting

>>28892874
cute

>tfw survived bed bugs through a year and a half of dousing everything we own in rubbing alcohol

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>>28892818

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>>28892863
>studied entomology
>also i hate bug pokes

so bug hate thread?

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>>28893008
>Hating based bug pokémon

>>28892881
untrue, parasites keep populations in check

ants for example would be literally everywhere without their various parasites and predators

The funny thing is that when I saw both UB 02 designs I thought they were great because I imagine them being parasites coming to leech off the pokemon world for whatever reason. You're not supposed to like them, they're pests, which is why they work so well as creatures that aren't your average ecosystem-friendly pokemon

>>28893048
Ants ARE everywhere.
Clearly the parasites aren't doing their job.

>>28893090
Fire ants are an invasive species and as such don't have as many population checks as they do in their natural habitat.

>>28893025
>reading comprehension

>landlord let it slip he had bedbugs
>infests our apartment during one of his visit
>in a legal battle over it right now because poorfag

My room has like 5 pounds of Diatomaceous Earth spread through ought it, it is a bedbug death trap but this still is not perfect.

I'm down to around 2 bites a week now though.

>>28893161
Fuck, I wish good luck and much bedbug slaughter for you

These fuckers right here. Fuck toucan. I really hope the 'toucan leak' isn't real. Because i fucking hate these cock-beaked pieces of diseased shit.

It all started when I was very young. I started having this re-occurring dream where my mother, my brother and I were walking over a large green hill to visit a friend of mine (my friend's name was Diarrhea for whatever reason). The dream was always the same, and at one point we always had to swim across this lake. And that's when they came. A swarm of giant, one-eyed toucans came from the sky to try and GET us. They would screech and flap wildly at us while we were swimming and try to touch us with their filthy feet and peck at us with their disgusting giant beaks. And we were swimming so we couldn't even fight the cycloptic bastards off properly.

I still won't eat fruit loops to this day.

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>>28894986
Forgot the image. Thanks for making me look at this degenerate bird of aids shit again.

>>28894986
>it's someone else's fault if I have a bad dream about them

Never date.

>>28892818
B-but they deserve an UB counterpart.

>>28895011
Toucans look ridiculous
Like a drawing a four year old would make of a bird

You can't get rid of bed bugs. Your only real choice is to move locations and buy all new shit. I've had bed bugs and no matter how much you poison or who you call, they will never ever leave

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>>28893006

Fuck you, we need a cockroach Pokemon.

No pic, but more fish pokemon.

I like some fish species because they look or behave in a unique way. But like bugs there are a lot of them that look all alike and do nothing different than the rest. It's boring and time could be spent elsewhere like on a goblin shark poke or a new symbiotic/parasite poke.

>>28895011
How do these things even stand up straight? They look so top and front-heavy.

>>28895094
You don't poison bed bugs. They only die by heat.

>>28895094
Heat treatment is 100% but very expensive. I have the tiniest baby 1 bedroom apartment, like super small and it's $650

>>28892818
Flamingos

>>28895129
Fun fact:Toucan beaks aren't nearly as heavy as they seem.

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>>28895159
I was gonna say, it must be that.

Birds are so weird.

>>28895159
Fun fact: A lemur can fit 3 acorns in its anus!

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Try waking up to one of these literally on your ceiling. They grow up to 1.3 inches.

>It may often be seen darting across floors with very great speed, occasionally stopping suddenly and remaining absolutely motionless, presently to resume its rapid movements, often darting directly at inmates of the house, particularly women, evidently with a desire to conceal itself beneath their dresses, and thus creating much consternation.

Fuck man

>>28895176
I hate these fucking things but apparently they help in getting rid of silverfish, which are actually dangerous, so I'm always conflicted about killing them. They're technically bros but holy shit are they creepy

Ticks. I hate ticks so god damn much.

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>>28894986
You know it's coming. Toucan't stop the future.

>>28895266
>silverfish
>actually dangerous
wat

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>>28895176
I love bugs. I find spiders cute and wouldn't ever kill any bug.

But these? These fuckers almost cross the line for me. They're so unnerving with how fucking fast and erratic they are. If you've never seen how fast these things are consider yourself lucky. They're harmless, so you shouldn't hurt them, but still...

With that said I wouldn't mind a speedy house centipede buge, it would be cool.

>>28895266
Silverfish are only dangerous if they get into your food. Mostly they just eat books, clothes, and wallpaper, so they are nuisances.

>>28895176
House spiders also eat silverfish and I'd much rather deal with a tiny, normal looking spider than a fucking centipede of any size.

>>28895163
>>28895159
Toucan beaks are fascinating. They have hollow cores in the mandibles and a foam-like, reinforced matrix of bone fibers and memtanes just under the keratin sheaths. Super lightweight but relatively tough.

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>no mosquito mon that isn't UB-02

>>28895176
Centipedes are bros. I always let them live, they kill other bugs. They're also great for a laugh whenever I hear my sisters scream after seeing one.

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>>28895708
nightmare fuel

>>28895704
>>28895656
Yeah, my bad, poor choice of words, I meant that they can cause actual damage (like anon said, to clothes and books) unlike house centipedes, which are creepy yet innocuous

>>28893008
Most entomologists are pest managers. Usually for crops/timber.

>>28892818
>ITT: Animals that don't deserve Pokémon counterparts
Literally no such thing.
The fact that some these animal cause so much pain and among you, shows how they would be perfect as fictional fighting monsters.

>>28895741
This looks fucking amazing, It's like something straight out of an extraterrestrial movie.

>>28895266
>silverfish
>dangerous
What? First time hearing that. Although I do know house centipedes eat cockroaches and spiders.

>>28892818
>>28892835
>>28892851
>>28892863
Have you heard of drain flies? Because fucking drain flies!

>>28892907
Also fish, which we need

>>28895782
Actually that's kind of neat

>>28892818
Bug/Psychic Bedbug Pokemon with Bad Dreams as it's ability.

>>28892945
Nincada is a potato bug, Jerusalem cricket, and cicada nymph all in one.

>>28895163
Man humming birds are fast.

>>28895176
Why do things even have this many legs. Seems like overkill.

>>28892870
Nature came up with them to fuck us over.
>Infest our safe resting place
>Drains blood

Kinda like mosquitoes but much less successful in actually killing humans.

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This.

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>>28896737
What the fuck even is that?

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>>28896737
Holy fucking shit why
Burn it
Let its unholy soul rot in hell for all eternity

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>>28896737

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>>28896737

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>>28896737
Did I ever mention this little shit can go inside people as well?

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>>28895163
>Birds are so weird.
You having a giggle?

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>>28896848

>>28896856
>>28896829
>>28896814
>>28896800
>>28896778
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nematomorpha

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>>28896737
Dude we already got a praying mantis pok-
WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING CHRIST

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>>28896848
Hey,I was gonna post that! Guess this'll have to do.

>>28896921
I love the orchid mantis. It's so pretty.

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>>28892818
Then again, I actually think an Assassin Spider Pokemon would be neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgubWp2jIps

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>>28896737
delet this

>>28897118
The guy sounds vaguely like cr1tikal

>>28897118
Type: Bug/Poison
Ability: Sniper

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>>28896848
>Poppolio
It's already to late

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>>28896737
NONOOPENOPENOPEPENOPENONOOONONOOOOOOOOOO

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>>28896737

>>28896737
I would fuck that thing.

>>28896906
That is simultaneously fascinating and something I wish I didn't know.

>>28892863
>poison
>to kill bugs
>Not fire, flying, or rock

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>>28896737
>>28896856

>>28896896
>UB-03
>UB-04
>UB-05
>UB...

>>28896737
I'm not opening that

>>28896921
B8d the fuck out of this grasshoper

>>28895176
house centipedes are bro-tier. they hunt down and eat pretty much every annoying bug species, like cockroaches, silverfish, crickets, etc.

>>28893008
What better way to learn to destroy your enemies?>>28893014

>>28893108
Army ants on the other hand are more of a force of nature than they are ants.

>>28896930
this always makes me kek

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>>28896737
>>28896856

>>28892874
They aren't harmful at least.

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>lived near Pittsburgh about 4 years ago
>stink bugs in my shoes
>stink bugs in my food
>stink bugs buzzing while Im trying to fall asleep
>every winter, we'd literally have to use a vacuum to clean up the (again, literal,) HUNDREDS of fucking stinkbug corpses in our screened in porch

holy fuck it was a nightmare. also,
>mfw someone in my new town finds a stinkbug and tries to get rid of it by crushing it

>>28898475
Pootsect

>>28896737
why kill a mantisbro to begin with?

>>28896848
>goosh goosh goosh

>>28896906
>infection causes the host to suicide itself in water
Jesus Christ life why are you so horrible

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>hate harmless insects like cockroaches and house centipedes just because they "look creepy waah"
>ignore mosquitos which are annoying, painful and also the most dangerous animal on the planet

I really will never get this

>>28895598
Kek

>>28898547
The fungus Paras is based off of makes the bug climb a tree and latch on until it dies, thus spreading spores from a high point.

There's also one that makes a cicadas back side fall off so it shakes spores around as it flies.

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>>28896856

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>>28898731
That's some fucking Mushishi shit.

>>28895108
>goblin shark
>not a fish

>>28896906
>Horsehair worms can be discovered in damp areas such as watering troughs, swimming pools, streams, puddles, and cisterns.
Well, time to avoid those places for the rest of my goddamn life.

>>28895164
That's nothing, I can at least fit five in mine

>>28898977
Maybe, but a lemur anus is small as fuck compared to your used and abused anus. Imagine inserting 7 or 8 acorns up your rectum, maybe more.

>>28898503
I've never killed an insect intentionally but if I knew that fucking thing was living inside it I'd put it out of it's misery too.

>>28895176

These things and earwigs are the only bugs that I kill on sight.

>>28893161
Get some raid to go with that shit too, works

t. poorfag that has gotten rid of the fuckers twice

>>28895176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U8DldVVelA
I can deal with spiders. Cockroaches, ants, and wasps I despise as pests, but I can deal with them. But centipedes? Fuck no, I'm out, douse that shit in gasoline and light it.

>>28896737
underrated filename

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>>28896921

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>>28896737
>>28896856
>>28896906

>>28896896
That's so cool though. Why would you not want that to be a pokemon?

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tsetse flies. Obviously I've never had direct experience with them but it'd be really fucked up to have a pokemon linked so strongly to death and diseases

>>28896737
>>28896906
It should be a Poison or Bug or Psychic type that has an ability that allows it to "take over" a fainted Pokémon on the field, keeping any Stat changes and conditions it had

>>28896848
>wait is it sitting on that penguin
>oh

>>28893121
stop looking into my soul!.

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>>28896737
I will never sleep again

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>>28896737

>>28898475
Think it might have been a different species, but
>used to go to the woods all the time to get berries
>these fuckers hanging under the leaves
>eat a fine looking berry
>tastes like vomit
>realize one of them pissed on my hand
Everytime

>>28898475
>>mfw someone in my new town finds a stinkbug and tries to get rid of it by crushing it

what happens

>>28900317
I'm assuming it explodes in awful-smelling goop.

>>28896848
This is a fucking nightmare, imagine a big fuck thing like a bear or so raping you with your family there they doing absolutely nothing.

>>28896896
It's a flashy fleshlight.

>>28898694
Why don't we just kill all mosquitoes holy fuck.

>>28892874
I think it looks interesting.

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surprised nobody posted Tapeworms yet. These parasitic fucks deserve their own special hell.

>>28896848
>a fucking sea lion is masturbating in a penguin
And here I tought nature couldn't get stranger. Gotta let that load discharge somehow.

>>28900317
They're called stink bugs for a reason. When they get crushed they release a godawful stench. Bastards don't even give you the satisfaction of killing them

>>28900477
I...I don't think you know what masturbation is.

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>>28896737

>>28900448
Someone already said that, they're actually damn useful as food for a lot of things. Partially due to the fact that they drink blood, and blood contains a lot of stuff.

That said, if I were to find a Scroll of Genocide we'd be mosquito free in an instant.

>>28900523
>they're actually damn useful as food for a lot of things
A just sacrifice for the greater good.

>>28896856
And guess how they do this. Through your dick hole.

>>28900477
That's not masturbation. But dolphins actually masturbate with fish corpses.

>>28900509
Yeah I know what's doing is technically rape, but still.

>>28900620
I....wasn't in the mood to know that.

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>>28896737

>>28896896
holy fuck someone tell me what this is because its my new favorite animal

>>28900620
>>28900643
Technically it's just playing with your food.

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>>28893006

>>28892818
Live in a townhouse. I've somehow NOT been infested with these things while my neighbors have been 3 times. The paranoia was eating me away each time.

>>28900661
Pretty sure I read something about dolphins fucking the blow-holes of other dolphins.

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I'm glad I live in Britain away from all these horrid hellspawn creatures.

>>28892874
I'd eat it if it wasn't posionus and was fried.

>>28900771
Western Europe is pretty devoid of monstrosities, thank god.
Bugs are annoyances at worst and there's few dangerous animals.

Botflies.

Don't google them.

Don't.

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>>28900770
>Choke me, daddy!

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>>28900830

>>28892835
This. I started going crazy due to insomnia even after I got rid of them. Bedbugs are the work of the devil and proof that there is no God. I truly pity anyone who has these unknowingly. The worst part is that they came from shithole third world countries due to fucking traveling bleeding heart white cucks.

>>28900523
You should save that scroll for this >>28896737

>>28900830
After seeing >>28896737 , I'm too scared to even think about looking for it.

>>28900882
I really shouldn't.
Don't swim in rivers and shit and you probably won't ever get one of those things.
Depending on you location mosquitoes are either the most annoying thing ever or downright lethal.
Hell, >>28900830 gave another reason to genocide them, as apparently mosquitoes can work as vectors for botfly eggs.

I hope you don't live in South America.
If you do, invest in mosquito nets.

>>28893002
>He thinks they're gone
>He doesn't know the eggs lay dormant for three years so the host forgets them
>He doesn't know that no matter what poison/repellant you throw at them, they grow resistant to it, becoming stronger

They also drop from ceilings on to the host and, bear in mind, when you see one, that means there are thousands more lying in wait. Sweet dreams.

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Jigger fleas.
In case you're curious about how they can fuck you up, check the image.

>>28896848
The worst part about this shit is that penguins dont really have the parts for this, so they kind of just tear them apart to put it

>>28900980
how does one avoid getting them in the first place?
im getting scared now, sounds like a nightmare

>>28900317
As the name implies, they stink.

With enough experience from living in areas with stink bugs you start to recognize them and release them outside instead of killing them.

In South America there are some spiders that stink too. Fuck that.

>>28901050
Jigger nigger!

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>>28901132
Thanks anon, that made me smile.

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>>28900830
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>28900700
From what I can tell it's a comb jelly from the phylum Ctenophora

>>28893161
DE only slowly kills them. Takes about a week, in which time they would have molted and bred before death. You need to wash all clothes, I mean all of them, in hot water to kill the eggs, cover your mattresses with plastic covers to contain what may be on/in your bed, and use every assortment of poison around your entire dwelling, not just bedroom. Bathe more than regularly since eggs/bugs travel on skin/in body hair. Do this vigilantly for a year. Be honest with friends and family, you don't want them to get them either. It is a battle you must be vigilant in if you want to regain your sanity. The more time you waste, the more they grow in number. Godspeed you poor bastard.

>>28892870
They turn NEETs into men.

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>>28892818

>>28895176
They look scary, but they eat other pests. House centipedes are based.

>>28896737
AÀAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAGGGGGGG

>>28901050
>pun on nigger
Clever bastards

>>28900866
>>28892835
Ignorantfag here. What's it like? What do they do?

>>28901361
Bite the shit out of you

>>28900770
Don't they also rape humans?

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I was able to shrug off everything in this thread, but then I hit >>28900830 and >>28901050

>>28901399
Do you live in some 3rd world shithole or South America?
If not, you've got nothing to worry about.

>>28901420
>inb4 anon is a Sudaca

>>28901471
If he is, he's better off offing himself before the parasitic fly larvae get him.

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>mfw living in a huge West European capital, which is pretty much a sea of concrete, on the 4th floor of a brand new, hence sterile, building

Fuck fauna yo, this is why nature documentaries exist

>>28901520
As someone who lives in a small village in the West European countryside I can tell you that there's nothing dangerous here either.
Maybe some wasps or mosquitoes, possibly ticks if you're dumb and walk in tall grass without covering your legs.
Feels good, knowing that you can do whatever and not have to fear for your life.

>>28901420
No, but i live on this planet

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I DON'T WANT TO OUTSIDE ANYMORE

>>28900980
Are those fuckers more likely to infest certain regions or something?

Man I am really itchy after reading this thread? Anyone else feel itchy?

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>>28901749
Just punch the area instead of itching it, you'll feel funny inside

>>28901749
That's ridiculous we only bite at night

>>28901775
>it's half past eleven in the evening
You can't fool me!

>>28901749
No, but my butt hole feels scared

>>28901399
>>28901420
>>28901471
only in in the north of sudamerica or near to the amazonas. but nothing to worry about in chile, argentina, uruguay and bolivia

>>28901831
I bet there's plenty of other awful shit there.

>>28901749
FUCK YES
>>28901774
It worked

>>28900830
Botfly larvae don't usually hurt the host though. Screwworms are the really bad ones.

>>28901844
argentinafag here, only mosquitos. maybe dengue, only in summer, if you left a fucking water recipent in your backyard for a month

>>28901844
Bolivia is a shithole.

>>28901901
but has no water for tropical parasites

>>28901397
There have been some cases, yes.
They also rape other dolphin, perform forced abortions, and kill baby porpoises for fun.

There are few animals more despicable than bottle-nosed dolphins.

>>28901954
I'm sure they have lakes and rivers.

>>28901994
not warm enough for those things tho

>>28901361

Bedbugs

When you keep your room or mattress a piece of shit

Or better yet, buy one from a piece of shit area

Bed bugs contaminate the mattress and give you a lot of bites and just be really unsanitary

can we nuke africa and the caribean area?

>>28901059
Not much you can do to prevent them.

>>28901831
Yes, in turn those have shitty humans

>>28902031
It has nothing to do with how sanitary or not your home is. 5 star hotels get them. They're just pests you cant prevent. As long as mammals exist, so will they. They're just particularly fond of humans since we're practically hairless.

>>28901420
I said the same thing about Ebola. Then Zika. Then they came for me.

>>28902169
argentinafag here, Yes, full of them

>>28902084
And have parasite hosts flee to your country instead? Sure.

>>28902194

Yeah but you can prevent yourself from having them if you aren't a walking pile of garbage and wash yourself after coming home

Bedbugs are unknown in my country... I dont know why.

We have other shitty things tho

"They emerge from the anus, and while moving on the skin near the anus, the female pinworms deposit eggs"

Humans are the only host of pinworms

>>28902284

>preventable

Obviously you're someone whose never had a run-in with them.

>>28901662
They're a worldwide pest. They attach themselves or eggs to clothes, are flat and invisible until adulthood, thus being able to go anywhere undetected.

>>28902309
This is why I take ten minutes to wash my hand after taking a shit

>>28901361
They give you the rough succ

>>28895741
that is so gross and so interesting to watch at the same time

>>28900830
>>28901878
I think it would be cool to host a botfly larva and watch it grow over time.

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>>28896737

>>28902284
>After coming come

It's too late by then smarty-pants. Unless you burn your clothes and

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Bobbit worms
They're obscenely long and obscenely hideous.
If you happen to have a pond in your front or back yard and live near the ocean, be on the look out for these living garbage cans. They'll eat anything and everything, including broken glass covered in gorilla glue.

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>>28896856

>>28892818
>this thread
I think I've lost the will to live.

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FUCKING STINKBUGS GET OUT OF MY HOME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28897314
Please let Popplio be the Water/Fighting to Empoleon's Water/Steel

>>28902578
Those things are adorable

>>28892835
The fuck

Why didn't you just switched your mattress or went to sleep in another room?

>>28893121
Dude, Aye-Aye's are cute as fuck.

>>28895741
>>28900743
>>28897655
>implying

>>28902309
To be fair they're as easy to prevent or get rid of as they are to catch and they don't really harm the host, they're just annoying because they make your ass itch.
Now, pork worms. These are motherfuckers.

>>28902494
>>28898475
>>28892874

>Would actually make a decent pokemon

>>28900620
>>28900770
>>28901961
If anyone wondered why there is no dolphin pokemon yet.

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>>28892835
>>28892851
>>28892870
>>28893002
>>28893161
>>28895094
>>28895132
>>28895145
>>28900980
>>28901059
>>28901172

OP here, possibly starting my 3rd run-in with bedbugs. I nearly lost my mind the last 2 times, so I'm probably just gonna light myself and my bed on fire.

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>>28902864
>Finnister tend to swim in small packs, roaming the sea to catch lone Swimmers and forcefully depositing them onto nearby shores; Scientists have yet to figure out why they do this. It's Clamp is hard enough to puncture a ship's hull!

>>28902864
The reason there's no dolphin mon is because nips eat dolphins.

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>>28896737
Oh that's cool, but why is he hitting that grass... wait what what WHYYY

>>28903334
They eat all sorts of fish too. Farfetch'd is also famous for nearly going extinct because people were eating them so much.

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>>28903030
>Finnister tend to swim in small packs, roaming the sea to catch lone Swimmers and forcefully depositing them onto nearby Indian Elephants; Scientists have yet to figure out why they do this. It's Clamp is hard enough to puncture a ship's hull!

>>28902996
Money and dedication is all you need Anon. Don't give up. The first and last time I figured out I had them I had lost 30 lbs, visible fat loss in my face and suddenly being woken up in the middle of the night. It took me a month, but I killed all the fuckers. If you don't fight them, your school, work, and social life will suffer, you won't want to return home after a long day out. Most important things, again, is to use mattress covers, bed leg pans + DE, cooperation with exterminator/landlord, and excessive clothes washing IN HOT WATER. Remember, it not the current adults biting you you should worry about, but the eggs waiting to hatch. They also don't always live on/under the mattress, they can live under floorboards, in other nearby furniture, or even in other rooms outright. And don't do anything stupid like changing your sleep schedule, they'll change theirs to fit yours, as long as they can sense your heat/CO2 they'll find you no matter how long it takes and will feed. I could write a book about these hellish creatures. Kill them all.

>>28903520
It looks like a mishmash of various insects and looks unnatural because of it.

I still think it would be a pretty cool chimera-esque bug pokemon

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>>28903541
>Finnister tend to swim in small packs, roaming the sea to catch lone Swimmers and forcefully depositing them onto nearby Indian Elephants; Scientists have yet to figure out why they do this. It's Clamp is hard enough to puncture a ship's hull at 3000 degrees Celsius!

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Surinam Toad

>>28903620
>Finnister tend to swim in small packs, roaming the sea to catch lone Swimmers and forcefully depositing them onto nearby Indian Elephants; Scientists have yet to figure out why they do this. It's Clamp is hard enough to puncture South America at 3000 degrees Celsius!

>>28903520
Don't we technically have scorpionflies because of the gligar line?

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>>28903722

>>28902864
lanturn is kind of a dolphin

As a person with an irrational fear of spiders, fucking Giant Huntsmen.

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>>28903520
What the hell is that abomination?

>>28903520
this looks like some kind of chimera super predator jesus

>>28903697
Eh it could work as some sort of crazy missile pad water/steel type

>>28903773
It's an anglerfish you dumbass

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>>28896906
>.m

>>28903787
im typically not afraid of spiders but i googled that shit and i nearly soiled myself
fuck the tropics

>>28902996
How do you get bedbugs?

Never dealt with them, and it's not like I haven't lived in lower income neighborhoods or shitty college dorms before.

more vp biology threads when

>>28903919
You get them by going outside.

>>28895163
The way the bird reacted when the human's eyes look at him. Christ, these things must be able to think at a high speed constantly, like those Quicksilver moments in the X-Men movies.

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I don't really care about the topic, I just want to post cool animal stuff

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>>28892881
Delete this, goy!

>No control measures are recommended because horsehairworms do not injure humans, domestic animals, or plants. Instead, they are considered beneficial because they kill many harmful pests such as grasshoppers, crickets, cockroaches, beetles, millipedes, and centipedes.

http://entoweb.okstate.edu/ddd/insects/horsehairworms.htm

>>28904033
Post stag beetle vs. hornet

>>28903610
>>28903795
>>28903812
That isn't a stinger, it's just it's dick

>>28904033
Please tell me the spider won.

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>>28904064
Aye aye sir

>>28904104
Holy shit, RIP Zabee, gattack was just better

>>28904104
DAMN

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Fuck these things absolutely

>>28895176
these guys are bros. I let them crawl on me. they're so cool

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>>28904104
This kills the hornet.

>>28904104
unfair, killer bee had no room to fly

>>28904047
Maybe try shitposting with something less contrived

>>28904091
both died

>>28904091
It's kind of hard to tell, but the widow wrapped the fucking scorpion up in webbing.

>>28904253
cute

>>28904215
RIP spiderbro, you fought like a man killing the scorpion fucker

Scorpions should be banned from bug fights, those fucker are OP as fuck

>>28904253
This is a nice change from insects, but Spheal, Seel, and Popplio exist.

>>28904279
Its all about overcoming the odds. Pretty much most bugs going up against a Stag Beetle will get their shit rocked, but the excitement is seeing the bug try and survive.

>>28904104
Fucking brutal

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>>28904253
>the cameraman also jumps

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>>28904297
I know, I just want to post animal stuff

>>28904253
this never fails to crack me up

>>28903994
But I do go outside. I've just never experienced them I guess

>>28898503
because of >>28898547
mantis was being controlled to suicide in the water anyway

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>>28904347

>>28904347
>>28904426
keep posting

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>>28904253

>>28904426
Crows are pure genious

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>>28904426

>>28904481
do you have any cool reptile ones?

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>>28904575

>>28902614
Are you retarded?

>>28904638
>Putting clothes on animals
>Wild animals

POLICE PLS HELP

>>28904638
is that kangaroo wearing a fucking diaper

>>28904638
-A wild Heatmor appears!
-Go Cubone!
-You escaped safely.

>>28904740
Yes. Despite being made into pets, Kangaroo are not domesticated, and thus, like pet monkeys, are unlikely to learn not to use the house as a bathroom

>>28902578
I once killed one in my bathroom, thinking the running water could mask the scent.

It did not.

>>28904740
Kangaroos can't be housetrained or litterboxtrained; when you're taking care of joeys you need to put them in a diaper or risk your house being covered in kangaroo piss and feces.

>>28896737
>orphan of kos cutscene.webm

>>28892818
Shit, I didn't know bedbugs were this hellbent. So the old adage "Don't let the bedbugs bite" wasn't fucking ironic? I'm spooked.

>>28904779
Some say Kosm.

>>28904903
I adaged ur mum last night m8

>>28896896
Malamar?

>>28904903
>Mom used to say this to me every night as a kid
>have them now

>>28900770
Dolphins are also known for biting poisonous blowfish to get high from a mild amount of the poison

I remember when I was younger I was obsessed with dolphins, and when they're in their mothers womb (or w/e they have) the fetus actually grows legs for a little bit but they retract back into the body

Dolphins are weird

>>28904741
tumblr tier post

>>28905375
You're shitting me, legs? What for?

>>28904104
>Pinsir used Guillotine
>It's a One-Hit-KO!

>>28905460
Cunt punts

>>28904253
This is why the antarctic/arctic is the only safe place to live.

>>28905460
IIRC it was something like a failed evolutionary species leaving remnant DNA in them, akin to humans having tail bones (coccyx)

>>28905460
dolphins and other whales evolved from terrestrial mammals and as such still have vestigial hind legs

>>28896896

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>>28905460

>>28905481
>Beedrill fainted.

>>28904192
Jojo taught me they cheat in these bug fights using pheromones and shit to get the bugs hype

That being said, Palawanicus best boy

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>>28903697

>>28906363
what a terrible looking fakemon