i love this

>grass starters = prehistoric creatures
>serperior = prehistoric snake

it's just a snake guys

we don't need to make a thing out of everything

Owls are raptors so it still fits.

I only agree with horoscope, water and grass we can't predict, fire yes. Only fire sequence is useful

>>28852454
Birds are modern dinosaurs, inb4 owls aren't birds

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Is this some kind of joke?

>>28852277
>>28852305
It's supposed to be a bit more than that. Grass is supposedly representing the evolution of animals over the years.
The thing with Serperior is that it's prevos have legs, but it doesn't just as snakes evolved to lose their limbs.
Apparently there is an ancient owl that would fit the trend. One of its defining features was that it had very long legs which Rowlet3 has

>>28852277
Buho gigante cubano chiiico

no
no
no fucking no.
Chesnaught has nothing to do with this thing.
And EVERY starters can complete the "Extinct animal" thing.

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>>28852277
>Poppmaid
>represents a club

>>28852667
club the seal

>>28852277
Cool OP, but the last three are fakemon.
Sorry to disappoint you there.

>Feraligatr
>brass knuckles

Reaching much?
The others I can sorta see the relation.

>>28852762
It's obviously reaching.
That and OP is a faggot for using three fakemon in there aswell.

This is fucking stupid. Gamefreak couldn't be bothered to change Deerling to work in kalos when Kalos is literally based on the 4 seasons, you think they planned shit with any kind of theme?

You guys do know that the water types are always based on non fully aquatic animals right?

>>28852922
you're allowed to say semi-aquatic

>>28852686
lmfao

Stop

The Zodiac theory doesn't seem so stupid when compared to those other two.

>>28852922
The word you're looking for is "amphibious".

>>28853098
Since when is a penguin "amphibious"

>>28852277
>no one has bothered to change the spanish text to english
And the Zodiac is true, the other two have more inconsistencies

>>28853098
>>28853115
can a non-amphibian be 'amphibious'?

>>28852567
serperior has arms tough

>>28853115
>>28853138
"Amphibious" simply refers to animals adapted to both land and water, like an otter or crocodile. "Amphibians" are animals like Frogs, Toads, and Salamanders.

>>28853087
I agree, that actually makes sense.

>>28852499
Yes, literally. People here on /vp/ made it to mock how retarded the zodiac pattern idiots are and somehow enough of those idiots took it seriously that it took on a life of its own and transcended irony to become genuinely retarded.

>>28853138
Yes. Amphibious merely means that something can preform well on land and in water. (Amphibious vehicles, watches, animals etc)

>>28853193
it's legitimately distressing to me that it left /vp/, did a full lap around social media, and wound up back here as some kind of unrecognizably foreign thing to some people.

>>28852277
Ok I've always believed the Zodiac one, but the others are reaching extremely

>>28852277
>I love this
That's some clickbait if I ever saw it. Did Facebook buy 4chan?

>>28852277
Of anything, swampert would be the brass knuckles, and feraligatr would just be nothing. I mean we're just going to have to accept how far this is reaching.

I'm still cool with fire zodiac though.

>>28852277
I hate this

>>28852277
Water starters are supposed to be semi-aquatic animals not fucking weapons

>>28852622
? this is portuguese from brazil

>>28852622
this is portuguese from brazil

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>>28852277
Tyto robusta
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyto_robusta

A hedgehog/echidna is not a rat.

>>28853562
No it's not you dumbass. In brwzillian Portuguese it would be "Horóscopo Chinês". "Chino" is the retarded way Spanish refers to the Chinese.

Hadn't you been a huge faggot you would've realized the owl represents a bow, but muh patterns

Zodiacfags reaching again as usual. Gen 8's fire starter could be a whale and they would justify in saying it's a snake

>>28852277
Birds evolved from dinosaurs.
Serperior line depicts evolution of snakes.

There's your answer.

>>28853741
>retarded way
Another way in spanish, please..?

>>28853141
nubs aren't arms

>>28853741
huehuehueBR

>28852704
Hahaha such a great meme. So great, no (You)

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Here's your giant owl. It's even related to the Kakapo's, so it's very likely going to be this.

It's also about a meter tall. So, pretty big for a fucking owl.

>>28852277
While it is nice to have a strong theme behind a Pokemon's design, I feel that some of the designs of the starters have suffered in the last few gens, having been ham-fisted into filling the themes of the gen and the overarching starter themes. Things like Chesnaught feel overly designed.

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>>28852277
This is way better.

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>>28852277

>>28854516
Except you still have three fakemon in it.
Fucking delusional Leakfag. End yourself.

>>28852567
you are talking about this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophiornithidae

>>28852277
>>28854516
>a fox is a dog
Seriously, what?

>>28853741
>China: The country, female demonym.
>Chino: neutral and male demonym.

I don't see anything retarded?

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>>28854537
>Except you still have three fakemon in it.
>Fucking delusional Leakfag. End yourself.

>>28852277
>club
Patternfags literally grasping for straws.

>>28854516
>westerner dragon = easterner dragon
>echidna/badger = mouse
>fox = dog
>brass knuckle
>fan
>whatever is poppmaid
>whatever is venusaur
>ankylosaurus
>that prehistoric snake
>that prehistoric bird
>im-fucking-plying

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>>28854696
>westerner dragon = easterner dragon
Still a dragon
>echidna/badger = mouse
Cydaquil is literally classified as a mouse
>fox = dog
Foxes are in the canidae family retard
>whatever is poppmaid
a mace club
>whatever is venusaur
A Synapsid
>ankylosaurus
The only stretch I agree with. Seems more like a Meiolania if anything.
>that prehistoric snake
They're both non-venomous anyway
>that prehistoric bird
They have identical anatomy outside of their faces
>im-fucking-plying
Stay mad faggot

the stupidest thing i've seen

>>28852305
>don't make a thing out of everything

this

Since this bait has made its way around the Internet and back, is it time to create a new bullshit pattern for retards to fall for?

I'd suggest something involving gym leaders, but that could get too complicated for people to latch onto.

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>>28852277
You kinda had me with the zodiac signs but upon reading the other forms...

>>28855574
Don't you have a mirror?

>>28854546
foxes are canid

>>28852305
it has arms dude

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>>28855538
Westerner dragons and easterner dragons are totally different creatures. The pokedex also classified Blastoise as shellfish. Too bad it is the dog sign and not the canidae sign. Oh, I see it, but is weak as fuck, Tora3's tail look more like a club han Seal3. Venusaur is a toad-cat. It's a yellow-bellied three-toed skink. Beacuse they have feathers? Stay dumb retard.

>>28852277
torterra is based off the world turtle.

turtles existed prehistorically too you fucking dumbass its not an ankylosaurus

>>28853451
no /vp/ has been tumblr tier garbage for a long time now. that's why it's a containment board

I remember when the grass type starter pattern was "reptyles", but when Chespin happened retards were like "lol no they were prehistoric creatures".

Literally every animal has at least one prehistoric counterpart, so you are only saying they are animals.

>>28852499
In a cosmic sort of way yes

>>28854516
that bird was alive in the 1400s you retard. and it was an eagle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast%27s_eagle

goddamn stop being retarded


also swampert is an amphibian, it's main inspiration is a fucking axolotl

>>28853022
>amphibians

>>28855777
bad meme

>>28855914
No, degenerate duty is not bad.

>>28855538
>cyndaquil is literally classified as a mouse

do you think blastoise is a shellfish?
do you think charizard is a flame?
do you think gyarados is an atrocious?
do you think torterra is a continent?
do you think caterpie is a worm instead of a caterpillar? worms aren't even insects btw
do you think venusaur is a seed?
do you think slowbro is a hermit crab?
do you think togedemaru is a roly-poly (pillbug)?
do you think noivern is a sound wave?

I could go on forever

>>28854516
Seal3 is a manatee

>>28855914
Trips of truth never lie.

>>28852277
The theme of water starters is that they are both aquatic and land animals

>>28852277

Green is showing evolution, or at least evolutionary eras

>>28852686
Kek

>>28852277
I remember this

it was a retarded bait image that started getting spread everywhere

the water starter thing doesn't even make sense

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>>28855945
Its a literal dog mermaid. Popolio even makes barking sounds.