Well /vp/? Which is it?

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>>28850057
wait a minute

Secret answer E: Keldeo

>>28850057
The correct answer is Pichu, since it's the first Baby Pokémon.

>>28850057
every answer is correct in a way. In this situation it probably means 1st in the pokedex

Pokedex: Bulbasaur
Lore: Arceus
Game Design: Rhydon

>>28850164
>being this afraid of summoning R*chard
g-guess i am too

>>28850057
Arceus

>>28850057
Fuck you.

>>28850057
C. Obviously. Trick question

>>28850478
But Anon... Bulbasaur is the first Pokemon in the National Dex, Mew is the first Trademarked Pokemon, and Arceus is said, in-lore to be the first Pokemon to be in existence.

All answers are technically correct.

>>28850717
>Lore: new
What?

The correct answer:

Pokedex: Bulbasaur
Lore: Arceus
Design: Rhydon
Trademarked: Mew

>>28850750

fucking Arceus, dipshit.

>>28850750
Kill yourself Richard

>>28850750
Richard' s at it again.

>>28850770
How is literal god a descendant of mew

So... Did Arceus create the universe and then Mew or?

>>28850803
>to have emerged from an egg in a place where there was nothing
How dense are you

>>28850842
Wait until they add multiverses and then we'll have a Pokemon above Arceus.

GF should have stayed with Mew

What is this Richard meme?

Arceus created Mew who became the descendent for all pokemon

>>28850866
Arceist circlejerkers hate that someone doesn't believe their godmon

>>28850918
Ancestor*

>>28850057
Uh......

.....

Shit this is like those stupid "Can you solve this math equation?" threads where the primary issues occur over proper mathematical definition and context.

>>28850057
Trick question; it's actually Victini

>>28850057
first on the dex bulbasaur
first mythical mew
first actually designed pokemon rhydon
first pokemon in the pokemon lore arceus

how is that hard?

>>28851181
It's not hard. /vp/ is just retarded

>>28850842
Mew contains the DNA of every Pokemon. However, it isn't the first one.

>>28850057
notice it says is not was, so bulbasaur as it is the first in the pokedex. for all the others you would say it was the first created

>>28851181
I'm pretty sure Mew is there because it was the first trademarked pokemon, not because it was the first mythical

>>28850057
Well, fuck you too.

>>28851390
Actually, every Pokémon "evolved" from it, not in a Pokémon meaning, but in a Darwinian meaning. Do you even embryology?

>>28850842
Arceus creating the universe is sinnoh mythology, Mew is allegedly the ancestor of all pokemon according to some scientists
Could be either

>>28850720
and mew is said to have dna of every pokemon meaning it existed befor arceus.

>>28854580
Or Arceus gave it some of its own DNA.

>>28854594
;)

Well, it's definitely not Mew by any standard, so that takes care of B.

>>28850866
Some autist who defends the Pokédex as if it were some sacred text and gets triggered whenever someone disproves it or mentions something "non-canon".
He's easy to recognize for his short sentences, bad grammar and posting a picture of the games.
Though people have taken the habit of pretending to be him to shitpost.

>>28850057
Mew was the first trademarked Pokemon by Gamefreak

Rhydon was the first officially programmed and designed

Bulbasaur is the first Pokemon in the first game's Pokedex

Arceus is a meme llama based of Abrahamic Creationism.

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>>28850228
We do not speak of the Autistic One

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>>28850057
Pic Related is the only correct answer

>>28854629
see
>>28854468

>>28850866
Literal autist who believes himself to be the final authority in canon behavior of Pokemon.

He'll always post pictures of those bullshit Pokedex entries if you dare do as much as say something that goes against his idea of canon. He cannot take hints that he can get it wrong sometimes nor that he's not welcome here.

It's best to just report and hide his post whenever he appears.

I use my 50-50.

WHAT NOW?

>>28850057
Trick question!
Arceus may be the 493rd Mon in the dex, but it's hatching shaped all creation.

>Arceus is the creator of all pokemon
>Mew is the ancestor of all pokemon
Guys...
What if, that egg that appeared in the void before the universe hatched into a mew which then evolved into Arceus which then created all the other pokemon by creating more Mew (the base form of itself)? You satisfy both theories.

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>>28850057

>>28851635
How is mew the first trademarked pokemon? I thought it was added to the game last second. There reason mew is on the list is because it contains the DNA of all pokemon and is the ancestor of all pokemon.

>>28855094
that's a theory

>>28851181
it is only hard in the sense it is not an appropriate question for the possible answers given

the question giver could pick any as a correct answer and theres nothing you could do. they cant all be correct, wrong or some either way (at the very least in this context - being who wants to be a millionaire, it demands a single answer)

tldr shit question
basically exactly like "48/2(9+3)", no mathematician worth anything would ever pose such a retarded question

>>28856135
also in regards to 48/2(9+3), see this vid (skip to 2:37)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-e8fzqv3CE

>>28855578
A gay theory

>>28850057
fuck you

>>28850842
New contains the DNA of over Pokémon, but that doesn't mean it was the first Pokémon.
>Arceus creates universe
>Arceus creates various "domain" Pokémon that control an aspect of reality
>Arceus creates Mew, which contains parts of all the legendaries while being highly adaptable to its environment,
>over time divergent evolution (not metamorphical evolution like most species in the Pokémon world experience) causes Mew to become new Pokémon
>Mew acts as the missing link between gods and mortal Pokémon, and thus it's lineage can be traced to every other Pokémon in some way

It's clearly Agumon

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>>28850057
>bulbasaur
>nnnngggggg, wrong answer
>your mother will die in her sleep
>fuck

>>28854692
Who's Rich*rd?

>>28854725
Seeing as how the universe wouldn't exist without Arceus, I doubt Mew came before it since Mew just seems to be the first earth-native Pokemon species.

What if Mew have DNA from Arceus because is his son?

Arceus created time and space and nothingness, and the lake guardians, inside that universe Mew and Humans arose, from Mew all other pokemon arose unless otherwise noted

>>28850228
who is him

>>28856388
Thanks for tolerating.

>>28856896
>>28856864
>>28856702
I just want one mew thread without richard. please, god, just give me one.

Logically, Rhydon.

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>>28856702
Wait, vortex?
Like the thing Ultra Beasts come out of?

>>28858274
>Ultra Beasts are connected to the same vortex from which Arceus came
W H A T
Can anyone who knows Japanese look at the Canalave library stuff and the Japanese UB stuff and see if they use the same term? Because that would blow the SuMo theories wide open

tfw not a single person actually replied with the answer MEW
fucking contrarians here

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>Forgetting the HGSS cut scene where Arceus recreates the universe to give you a copy of the creation trio

Don't use the Pokédex, its inaccurate as fuck most of the time in its descriptions and take the Canalave library stuff with a grain of salt. Use the shit the game shows you.

Also the answer is, by game design Rhydon, by dex Bulbasur, by original lore and DNA Mew and by new Lore Arceus.

And since it is a trick question with no TRUE correct answer tell the show this and get given whatever they give when they do shit like this

>>28855361
>How is mew the first trademarked pokemon?
Because it was the first Pokémon a trademark was filed for?

>>28855361
Mew was the first pokemon name copyrighted with the franchise, meaning the name itself was planned to be used, and Mew might have been an early concept pokemon while they were figuring out designs and names. For whatever reason though, Mew got left of of the main plan for the game (the first 150 pokemon) and inserted last minute by Morimoto. Maybe they originally planned to hold Mew off for a sequel?

>>28861602
>Implying Pokemon was popular enough to get a sequel

>>28861833
Regardless they still cut 30 pokemon from the game for some reason, and if they were to make a sequel, they'd likely be (and most likely were) used. Mew was referenced in the game so the plan if Mew couldn't be put in might've been to get people talking about how to get Mew and release Mew in a later game, until the decided on the event mon distribution method.

If pokemon flopped, mew would just be shelved. They'd still have made the copyright though

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>>28861871
>If pokemon flopped, mew would just be shelved
>If pokemon flopped,
>If

>>28861905
Hindsight is 20/20, bro. Despite its critical reception and now cult status, Earthbound flopped internationally, and its Japanese sales are the only reason Mother 3 even exists (and Earthbound flopped hard enough around here to never bring Mother 3 over for international audiences). This was shortly before Pokemon RGBY. What were the odds of another wacky Nintendo JRPG suddenly becoming an international top-seller (on the Game Boy no less, which did not have any popular long games; all popular games were of the short replayable kind)?

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>>28861352
That cutscene is not canon.
Arceus is sleeping at the Hallf of Origin.

>>28862026
That idiot is trying to say Pokémon was an unpopular failure, you dip. Ignore them.

>>28862050
He could also be born in the place where the cutscene activates and THEN go to the hall of origin.

>>28862061
That is not possible since Ethan does not catch Arceus.

>>28850057
Bulbasaur in the Dex
Mew in Copyright
Rhydon in Programmed Pokemon
Arceus from Lore

>>28862050
Yes it is you twat. You don't get to decide what is and isn't canon.

>>28850057
Trick question anon.
>Bulbasaur is PokeDex No. 1.
>New is said to have birthed all Pokemon.
>Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever designed.
>Arceus was born before the universe, and created all.

The answer is... All of them!

>>28856800
That would depend on whether Arceus actually is the creator of Pokemon's universe or if the story is just a legend.

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>>28863748

Arceus came from a Vortex.