Any Fairies here? I'm gonna kick yer arses.
damnit, got a lol out of me
>>28849612
you think your tough shit huh?
it's time someone puts you back in your fucking place
No you're not.
(Mega Gardevoir used icy wind!)
>>28850967
>weakness policy activated
Iron Head, bitches.
>>28849612
Lol, you (unlike me) don't even get Poison Jab, Dragonite. How are you even going to fight those stupid fairies?
>>28851054
Steel wing, iron tail
Hey folks, can I come too? Life underwater is kinda boring and fairies never come here to get BTFO... if that's ok, I'm bringing my child too.
>>28849747
>A disgusting fairy appears
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.Or else...
>>28849612
>Barney the Dinosaur kicking any ass, even Fairies.
W E W
>>28851147
Lonely without any fairy friends, Dragalge-kun? Don't worry, I'm happy to visit you underwater any time!
>>28851203
Sludge wave.
Hey guys what's going on here?
>>28851203
You do realise it's a Poison type and it resists Water and Fighting (Superpower), right ? And even Dragalge outspeeeds you.
>>28851231
Get back in the fucking kitchen.
>>28850975
>implying it would even survive
>>28851280
>Flamethrower
>>28851288
>what is Multiscale
Do you competitive ?
And you call yourselves Dragons. At least I'm not afraid of fucking Fairies.
Hey guys, can I be an honorary Dragon? Lance let me on his team, so I'm close enough... Right?
>>28851329
Yeah, instead of fairies you get to be afraid of pebbles, nerd!
>>28851096
Yeah that too.
Who will Mega Altaria side with? Dragons or Fairies?
>>28851369
Well now is it a Fairy that Dragons or Dragon that Faes?
>>28851338
Yeah. You look like one of those eastern dragons.
>>28851203
Why hello there little shiny rotund fluff, you're just in time! My son just evolved and we're coming for you... we have a selection of moves just reserved for you. Pick any of the following:
>- Gunk Shot
>- Venoshock
>- Thunderbolt
>- Sludge Wave
>- Sludge Bomb
>>28851329
There is no need to be rude, all dragons are friends. Leave your edge for the fairies.
>>28851338
Hey friendo, you can come hang with me if you are lonely.
>>28851354
Hey bitch why you always crying?
>>28851369
>>28851377
No noe cared about me when I was a Dragon! I only got famous when I became a fairy! I'm a fairy now, bitches!
Fayrys4lyfe!
>>28851354
Go away bitch, only I am allowed to bully DanteLizard
>>28851369
It needs to be more worried about Ice, Poison, and Steel.
>>28851338
Well then I guess I'm an honorary Dragon as well.
>>28850967
>*anything* used *ice move*!
>multiscale allows it to tank
>Dragonite's Weakness Policy!
>Dragonite's Attack sharply rose!
>Dragonite's Special Attack sharply rose!
>Dragonite used Dragon Dance!
>Dragonite's Attack rose!
>Dragonite's Speed rose!
>>28851354
Yeah, there is no way I can fight pebbles.
If only there was some way to Mega Evolve before you could set that shit up, or my trainer wasn't a complete retard and had a Rapid spinner.
At least I'm not crying, bitch.
>>28851424
Ugh, fine. I'll try not say fuck off to Gyarados and Aerodactyl and call them dragon wannabes.
>>28851477
>Dragonite used Earthquake
>Gardevoir fainted
Real talk do, Mega Dragonite should have Aerilate as its ability, not having any good STAB Flying moves is just embarrassing
>>28849612
HEY FELLAS WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>>28851438
I cared, but I called out to you once I saw you flying and you didn't even acknowledged me.
>>28851450
As long as you promise to go on an only-fairy-pokemon-diet.
>>28851500
Who hurt you? Why are you so rude? Is this what having a trainer is like? You become bitter and angry?
>>28851543
Hey friendo, we're hating on Fairies, wanna join?
>>28851500
Speak for yourself, crybaby.
>>28851528
>no good stab flying
Hurricane. It takes souls on rain teams.
>>28851528
I'm afraid losing multiscale would fuck him up. Mega-Mence can handle Aerilate because it's fast, but Dragonite isn't.
...oh... hey other dragon types... we- uh, i'm a dragon too.... can i hang out with you guys?
Guys, what are we doing?
>>28851620
Nice try, but sorry, but we have a limit of honorary members and it has already been filled. Speak with Drampa for details.
>>28851575
Hey, I'm legit trying here. I can't help it. Having made fun of and being called a Pseudo Dragon for more than a decade makes you hate some Pokemon.
>>28851585
Okay, I cried couple of time, but at least it's not the thing I'm known for.
>>28851686
Hey now, look at the bright side. At least you're not Flygon
>>28851686
if you have to mega evolve to become a dragon your still a pseudo dragon
stay outside with gyaronald and aerodocile
mimycup can stay
>>28851620
I tought we were gonna do this together.
>>28851686
lol you think an alternate form makes Charizard a dragon? cute.
>>28851686
Sceptile is more dragon than you!
>>28849612
man they tried so hard to make that barney the dinosaur reject look cool
its just an impossible taste
friendly reminder that Mega Mawile that intimidated beforehand is literally the only fairy that can beat Dragonite 1v1, and even then, Dragonite can pull a win out of his ass.
>>28851762
>he doesn't like Dragonite
i bet you like Charizard LOL
>>28851763
Which is why it deserves a nerf. What were they saying about Fairy being weak to Fire ?
>not using iron head
Good luck trying to hit a target scrubs
how goes it fellow dragons?
feels good to be a large flying reptile and all
>>28851742
D-don't forget about me!
>>28851575
Oh man, really? I'm so in! Nobody ever let's me come to these things.
>>28851686
Yeah, you're right, you're known for being bodied by sneaky pebbles.
>>28851726
>>28851744
FUCK YOU!! FIGHT ME!! I'LL DORAGON KUROU ALL YOUR ASSES!
>>28851747
Nice try. Not gonna hate on a Starter-turned-Dragon-with-Mega-Evolution bro.
>>28851715
Oh, that's... That's a good point.
Hey guys, what's up. I heard someone here was calling me.
MAKE OUTRAGE GREAT AGAIN
WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AND KALOS WILL PAY FOR IT
>>28852022
What digimon is that?
>>28851528
extreme speed and aerilate would put mega dragonite next to mega rayquaza
>>28852050
its a shiny drudigon u pleb
>>28852066
Whoa there, calm down. I was sure it's Tabaluga.
With Iron Head and Gunk Shot, I'm not afraid of some fairy type!
>>28851602
>Dragonite uses the first turn to dragon dance, no mega evo, to tank ice shard or whatever
>megas on the second turn, sweeps with aerialate extremespeed
>>28852229
That's so cute.
NOW LET YOUR ELDER DRAGON TELL YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS! BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE ALL THESE FAIRIES PRANCING AROUND LIKE THEY OWNED THE PLACE! WHAT'S NEXT?! ARE THEY GOING TO TRY TO GET MARRIED?!
>>28852247
This. Alot of mons use first turn without mega to utilize their Ability before they lose it with mega, like Sableye and Mawile.
>>28852392
oh cool! now you're weak to earthquake and sheer force fire punch!
>>28852417
Intimidated EQ and Firepunch.:'D
>>28852392
>>28851785
I have a feeling GF might do this JUST for Mawile. They already nurfed Steel for Aegislash and are planning to nerf Kanga as well, so enjoy the time you have left.
>>28852441
oh poo
>>28852458
Megamom is just broken. Everyone and their moms are using Kanga.
>>28852247
How about no.
>>28851785
>a type made specifically to counter dragons
>weak to flamethrower, a move every dragon has
That's a bad idea. Make it weak to bug or something more reasonable.
>it's an RP thread in disguise
great fucking job
>>28851686
You need to try harder. There is never a need to be upset.
>>28851843
About time you joined then.
>>28851996
Hey peepdrake, how is it going?
>>28852229
I believe in you.
>>28852392
Cute little chompy baby is the only acceptable fairy. <3
>>28852414
Drampa! What's the honorary application limit?
>>28852506
Just making an effort to make more threads friendly to people. Why is that wrong?
>>28849612
Is that a rare pepe?
>>28851528
No mega Dragonite needs Drizzle. Dd first turn break multi scale. Mega evolve and become one of the games best mixed sweepers. Imagine any mix of Dd, outrage, dragon claw, earthquake, e- speed, aqua jet, hurricane, thunder, and or roost. It would not be fair. I would love it, but game freak just wouldn't do it.
>>28851354
Gyarados is scared of fairies too as long as he megas.
>>28851438
Good move, get with the winning team
>>28851996
Hey, buddy, how's it going? Got a Mega yet?
>>28852532Pacifidlog bro?
>>28849612
CUTE DRAGONS!
Can i play with you too?
Real talk, trollkeys can ko all of you except maybe land shark dragon, and I am pretty sure I could find a fairy to even put him in his place.
>>28852641
DELET THIS
h-hey guys I don't think this is such a good i-idea
>>28852670
>literally my mom's Barney the Dinosaur ate its Lum Berry
>literally my mom's Barney the Dinosaur used Earthquake
Level 50 and still no evolution? My final form must be so strong I can't wait! Just you wait dragonbros I'm gonna show those darn fairies what I'm made of!
>>28852706
Of course because you would use that on Barney instead of better things. You still lose.
>>28852908
>not running earthquake on Barney for coverage
I don't think I've ever seen a physical Dragonite that didn't have Fire Punch or Earthquake, both of which can ruin sneaky keys. And if it's a special Barney it will obviously be running Fire Blast.
>>28851265
>Ice punch
>>28852610
Tfw you will never have a flygon mega
>sends out mega blastoise
>Blastoise used ice beam!
"K.O.
Fucking fairies picking on my bros
>Tyranitars Sand Stream activated!
>Tyranitar is mega- evolving!
>Tyranitar used Dragon Dance!
>Tyranitars Attack rose!
>Tyranitars Speed rose!
>Dragonite used Dragon Dance!
>Dragonites Attack rose!
>Dragonites Speed rose!
>Sand stream damaged Dragonite!
>Tyranitar used Ice Punch/Stone Edge!
>It's super effective!
>The opposing Dragonite fainted!
>>28852764
i wish. i love this little guy.
Evening gentlemen.
>>28854758
>tips magic ghost frost
>>28854758
FAIRIES GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
>>28852764