Why do girls like Aggron so much?

>>28846354
Aggron is a tremendously badass pokémon

For its three huge metal horns

>>28846354
he makes the perfect husbando

It's got a big tail.

>>28846415
For you

>>28846354
Maybe because he's edgy?

>>28846354
Who doesn't like mother fucking Aggron?

Read the dex. Aggron is a big badass freight train landscaping softie with probably a literal heart of gold.

>>28846354
Because it's not real. Girls tend to have impossible demands.

>>28846354
It's the color scheme. The blue eyes go great with the dark gray and silver.

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>>28846466
This. Aggron is best.

>>28846354
BECAUSE HE TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR

>>28846354
MASTER I

>>28846551
It's because they can see his irresistible perfumed balls.

>>28846354
Diamonds are a girl's best friend? FUCK THAT SHIT. Get your bitch an Aggron for her birthday. She'll suck your dick ON THE SPOT.

>>28846631
She's more likely to suck Aggron's dick on the spot.

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>>28846714
Even better

>>28846714
she'd probably be surprised it's already wet

>>28846738
I like your style.

>>28846484
>why do girls like EVERY Pokemon?

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>>28846714
>the aggron is female

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>>28846484
This must be the reason why women love my huge dick.

i like aggron because hes big and nice to me

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>>28846823
>a girl
>on my veepee

REEE NO GIRLS ALLOWED

>>28846797
>not popping the hood and giving her a tune-up anyway

>>28846354
I have not seen a single girl who plays Pokemon claim to like aggron in any capacity and this is the only place I have seen with so many people who love aggron for whatever reason.

>>28846830
I prefer girls on my peepee

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>>28847043
>28846830

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>>28846547
Came here to post this

>>28846547

What does he poop? Other cars?

>>28846818

How big is it fukboi

>>28847164
I think you missed the joke, anon.

>>28846354
It's a powerhouse. Girls commonly seek guys who can give them a sensation of safety.
I'm pretty sure Londons here have fantasies of strolling alongside Aggron and feeling safe.

I remember Aggron being declared /vp/'s official husbando a couple of months ago.

>inb4 Gardevoir thread reference.

>>28847195
Can confirm I was there although I still don't see how it's husbando status

>>28846354
What about the mega? Do girls want to fuck that too?

>>28847195
They better leave in regions not affected by earthquakes then.

>>28848668
Perhaps they didn't even think about being fucked by it while choosing a husbando? It would likely rip any girl in half upon doing so

>>28848871

I'm pretty sure the mere thought of that is enough to make a lot of girls squirt all over their fingers.

>>28848926
I understand girls are into big dicks but do a lot of girls fantasize about literally being ripped in half?

>>28848949
Ye

>>28848949

There are billions and billions of girls on this planet. I'm sure at least a good handful, if not more, have fantasized about being very nearly fucked to death by a giant monster's dick at least once.

>>28847018
This.
Actual girls who want to fuck a Pokemon I've seen typically want to fuck an Eeveelution

Or Arcanine.

>>28847018
Yeah. The few girls that I know who play all go for cute 'mons.

That said, this is still an okay thread.

>>28848976
Girl furfags are a thing, master.
They're are not as vocal as male furfags because social suicide affects them more.

>>28848949
I mean men fantasize about being eaten or having their dicks chopped off and fed to them.

And its a known fact, women get turned on by the idea of violent, even forced, sex. Thats actually more common and desirable than a large cock. Few (though still a good number) of women care about dick size.

>>28846354
aggron is cute and i most definitely would, but i'll take that to my grave

>>28848971
>>28848976
I demand proof some girl needs to timestamp themselves and say they actually fantasize about being ripped in half by a giant monster's dick. Obviously, no face needed

>>28846606
Balls where? What are you seeing?

>>28849114
A-anon vore fags aren't real they're a literal meme. On the other hand some men do fantasize about femdom hell even ball-busting or worse

>>28848712
And be careful about hitting them too hard, I gave one a playful punch in the arm and his whole shoulder imploded
Also be careful of any non-paved ground flooring. One time my agron tripped and fell on the beach, he practically eroded away right then and there

I don't know, maybe because everyone likes Aggron and girls are no exception.

I love Aggron and always have since gen 3. I have a preference for big kaiju like Pokemon and I just like the steel type in general.

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>>28849206
>vorefags aren't real
>mfw

>>28849259
Not gonna lie Aggron is a tremendously likable pokemon

We need to build THE WALL

>>28848524
The fuck does gardevoir have to do with an of this?

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>>28847043