Post pokecomics.
>>28835984
>Pokémon Blow
>>28836248
my heart
>>28836554
Haha, wow, SO funny Brenda. liked!
>>28836101
I actually keked
>>28836248
It'd be a clone, not his mom, though.
>>28836684
Imagine him expecting his mother Marowak, but instead gets an egg from wich a baby Cubone hatches.
And so the son becomes the father and the mother becomes the daughter.
the goat
LOL
There is actually a (probably unintended) pun in this horrible comic, can you spot it?
>>28837271
was expecting the goat edit, thanks a lot
wait no this is the goat
>>28837337
>That's the sprite, Pokey
>lolgetit
>because they're sprites
>so punny
>>28837487
>not "Oh? I thought you were Adamant."
BOOOOO
>>28837300
>>28837240
imagine the degenerate incest porn that could come out of that
>>28837390
>Ash goes to school
>finds Latias from Heroes
>gets her pregnant
>drops out
HE CAN NEVER SUCCEED
>>28837390
haha christ
also ash kissing isnt losing your virginity
>>28837390
I am more shocked that Oak's reaction to a 10 year old boy telling him he is no longer a virgin was to not even look away from the computer and just casually ask who.
>>28837598
Fuck! Just cut myself on all the edge...
>>28835984
>>28837598
I don't get what's the deal with GO comics.
Why is every single one of them about how FUCKING AMAZING the yellow guy is?
Weird-ass fixation to have.
>>28837669
No, 99% of them are about how stupid and memey he is
These ones are outliers
>>28837669
It's not that true, there is a lot more comics representing him as a dumb/retarded guy
I like both of these comics tho
>>28837428
[ánimehatersattack.swf intensifies]
>>28837598
man why did they do the 4th panel like that. having no dialogue or anything just makes it look like they are shocked by the rocket leaders "really good" insult. valor leader should of started her two part line in panel 5 in panel 4 instead. then there would be some motion.
that last panel of him with zapdos is badass tho.
>>28837586
its pokemon, hand holding is considered second base
>>28837605
Oak is alpha as fuck, he gives no fucks about a little faggot like Ash getting laid
>>28837720
pretty sure in his head hes like "what the fuck ever ash i study magical animals i really give a shit about your 10 year old romance or whatever"
>>28837605
In the Pokemon world you're pretty much an Adult at 10-11 and then you're kicked out the door.
>>28837669
I think it's because when the team leaders were first revealed, practically everyone treated the Instinct guy as goofy, silly, or in extreme cases just plain retarded.
It was a little overused and got old fast, which is why I think they started making comics where the Instinct leader is either actually amazing... or is that silly, but can be a badass when needed.
>>28837685
>>28837694
Well, that's kinda what I meant, should have worded it better.
Every fucking comic is about the guy.
>>28837763
Maybe in the GO lore he's somehow special, Idk
The comic is very badass still
>>28837730
But in the Pokemon world, wouldn't the Pokemon just be "animals"? It's not like they have normal cats and dogs and whatever with no powers as well as Pokemon.
>>28835984
>>28836195
>>28836248
Tumblrtards get out.
>>28837800
>Saving things to your PC
What is this, the 90's?
>>28837487
Brevity is the soul of wit
>>28837860
yeah its 1996+20pic related
>>28837882
heh
>>28837800
Is this supposed to behot?
>>28837860
If you aren't saving images you're doing it wrong.
>>28837780
There's literally no GO lore, everyone just decided that he's the wacky one
>>28837953
Why does that Lucario have a spike on it's back too?
>>28836684
Is better than nothing, they didn't have problems with that in Gantz.
>>28838065
>posts furry porn
>>28837860
Soon all our money will be gone and our wealth will be determined by how many funny pictures you have saved to your computer.
>>28838427
>>28837560
>gets layias pregnant
>can never succeed
pick one.
>>28838509
>not passing school so he can learn to be a master
>fucks it up by impregnating a legendary Pokémon
Ash wants to be a Pokémon Master. not a Pokémon's Father.
HE FAILED
>>28838572
that's some tom and jerry shit right there and it's amazing.
>>28837428
Needs a continuation with them finding out about the horror of the Kalos Rivals.
>>28835984
Cant post the original strip because of the size but it's a good comic nonetheless.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/713/105/da7.jpg
>>28838637
CUTE!
>>28838637
>>28837953did he died?
>>28837271
this is the best one
>>28838637
TOO CUTE
>>28838637
Best moment anon
>>28838572
>cheese
>not a pancake
Eh.
>>28838987
>handholding
Jesus Christ anon, this is a blue board. Spoiler that shit
>>28838637
CUTE
>Pawniard is immobilized by love
CUTE!
>>28839256
Does this count?
>>28839256
>>28839284
>>28839256
>>28839284
>>28839411
>>28839256
>>28839284
>>28839411
>>28839426
>>28838637
As adorable as it is - and trust me, I choked on my food reading that - I can't help but feel the Gardevoir/Bisharp part could be done better.
Like, at least gives Bisharp a reason why he acts so cold towards Gardevoir. Something like "my blades have gotten sharper" probably would've suffice.
>>28839560
I thought it would amount to "I can't even hug you anymore with these blades on my chest", but then the artist didn't go anywhere.
>>28839560
He's going through poke puberty. But yea it would've been cuter if there was a reason given.
>>28836248
Dem feels tho
>>28839438
Requesting Fug edit.
>>28837598
The thing that always bothers me about this comic is how Zapdos comes out of nowhere so it looks like its the guy's stand rather than a pokemon
>>28837637
It's not edgy, it's just chuuni as fuck.
>>28836536
KEK
>>28838427
This is still probably one of the all time best
>>28838637
This is incredibly adorable and Kirlia/Gardevoir and Pawnyard/Bisharp are some of my favorite Pokemon but i still can't shake the feeling that i'm not supposed to like this because it's autistic or something
>>28836195
I don't even get what this is about
>>28840113
you clearly never played gen 1 and 2
>>28837390
yeah, what >>28837586 said
sorry but you're still a virgin bro
>>28835984
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/pok%C3%A9mon-dating-a-team-magma-grunt-doujinshi-r14246
>>28839856
>>28840208
ah shit maybe this is the goat
>>28837715
I don't know why that bothers you, it's so insignificant
>>28840246
Literally the cutest, if only the guy wasn't Korean and didn't have to do mandatory service.
>>28840169
OH, I thought this was about Bill Gates and hotmail kek
>>28840384
Okay, that one had me on a loop there. It got me good. ;_;
>>28838637
>mfw Kirlia is a boy and Pawniard is a girl
>>28840515
Still cute
>>28840384
good shit
>>28838414
>making xkcdefghijk reference
>>28839762
>that one on the right
Fucking brutal
>>28840384
you son of a bitch, ditto made me giggle and then you sucker punch me with dead mom
>>28837800
The second one is Rare Candy Treatment, what the fuck
>>28840384
>Tyranitar part
>Anon is parilyzed
>End
>Critical hit
>>28840669
Maybe this is the reason Raichu gained psychic powers.
>>28840276
Are those planes fucking??
>>28838572
>not a pankock
One job
>>28840902
>>>/trash/
>>28840384
right in le feels
>>28841104
Heh
>>28840384
BUT WHO WAS MOM?
>>28838507
Here's a bigger one for you, senpai.
I didn't know who the other sword was until like 5 minutes ago but this one still cracked me up every time
>>28838637
>http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/713/105/da7.jpg
i don't get whats all the fuss? its generic 'emo kid ends up with the school idol' plotline that appeals to emo kids everywhere. is there something im overlooking?
>>28839648
>Bisharp: I can't even hug you anymore with these blades on my chest.
>Gardevoir hugs him anyway
>Flashbacks to what Gardevoir (or Kirlia) said to him before
>Gardevoir: See, it doesn't hurt! Because you're a strong, gentle, and wonderful person.
Yes, it's autistic. Shut up.
>>28842241
Because it's cute. That's literally it.
>>28839762
Damn you anon, didn't you know? Anything with these two now carry a tragic feeling
>>28842416
oh i'm all too familiar
>>28839762
I had a comic where white said "we are just friends!" To elesa when she teased her, cue >>28842416
>>28838045
>Maxie wanting to bang May
what the fuck
>>28842399
>because its cute
oh, ok.
>>28837685
I like the ones where Blanche stoic and serious shell hides her core.
>>28842652
Who doesnt want?
>>28842805
>Those noses
And that is a guy?
>>28839762
Jesus Christ, Black doesn't deserve to be done like this. Is there more where he gets what he wants, because that's fucking cold.
>>28841901
>not knowing based Rubilax
>>28841590
She was mom
http://tbib.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3222400
>>28842903
That reminds me, I need to watch Season 2.
>>28843151
This just makes me sad for some reason
>>28843275
sorry :(
>>28843350
I thought it was fucking hilarious
>>28840864
How do space ships work?
>>28843275
Replace tying shoelaces with trying to get a gf
>>28836684
Pokemon aren't intelligent. It wouldn't understand that.
>>28837271
And then May cheerfully bowls their dreary edgefest over with Mega Rayquaza without even noticing they're there
>>28837882
Needless cutting of panels is the soul of /v/ LOL threads
>>28843537
>mfw I laugh at getting a gf but feel sad about untied shoelaces
>>28843617
Fuckin gaaaay
>>28843627
that would be a cool ability if it could take one more turn before fainting when it hits 0 hp
>>28843683
Haha
>>28843668
>my bows are made of flesh, Umbreon
>>28837428
>tfw have a cutie gf who looks like May
It's the simple joys in life. Nothing beats a cute face, sporty outfit, a thin figure and big, pillowy boobs to rest your head on.
If only she liked real Pokémon games and no just GO
>>28843711
>>28843668
Dear god Sylveon is creepy.
>>28843605
>always wore loafers growing up
>never properly learned how to tie shoelaces>I still can't really do it wellIt really is my most embarrassing secret
>>28843736
p i c s
>>28837510
>physical lucario
Part 1 of 2
>>28843782
Part 2 of 2
>>28843782
>>28843793
>>28843786
Oh wow. lol.
>>28837882
>implying he wanted to end your train of thought exactly where it started, not even thinking about the absurdity of a dad-o-riffic ditto dad
>>28843809
Alternate with Japanese
>>28843793
crobat is such a bro though
page 1 of 9. Hang on tight.
>>28843849
2 of 9
>>28843856
3 of 9
>>28843816
Edge that much and you'll start leaking
>>28843868
4 of 9
>>28843879
5 of 9
>>28843892
6 of 9
>>28843900
7 of 9
>>28839256
>>28839284
Am I the only one who imagines egoraptor doing the voices?
>>28843913
8 of 9
>>28843879
>because I have no moves
>>28843929
9 of 9
>>28843879
>I have no moves
>>28843933
(I couldn't find the original translation. If you can fix it, I'll add it to my collection. It was probably something about burning the trainer if they became too close to them if the other pages are any hint.)
I remember when /vp/ used to be just "reddit tier" comics. I liked the innocence better then.
>>28838293
FUCKING
More of an explanation/idea, less humor.
>>28837271
What the fuck is this bullshit, and who are the fags who keep on commenting GOAT everytime this shit is posted
>>28839560
Bisharp's dex entry is that they're cold, pitiless pokemon that value strength above all else. If they fuck up, any pawniards they command will kick them out.
So I assume by nature he's a battle obsessed edgelord that got convinced to tone it down.
>>28838065
This is so close to being funny.
>>28843942
>he didn't post the whole thing
You know this is a nineteen part image set, right? Well, time to ruin everything.
>>28844052
Wrong image.
>>28844058
2/19
>>28844048
Try this one.
>>28844068
>>28844061
There's a check mark by the bad post. Click it then hit delete button (Bottom right corner)
Picture unrelated.
>>28844075
4/19
>>28844076
Did it before you even mentioned it.
>>28844070
This is awkwardly funny.
>>28844083
5/19
>>28844086
>>28844097
6/19
>>28844108
7/19
>>28844108
...lurking...
Any idea what this comic is called or who made it?
>>28844116
8/19
>>28844121
Sorry, no clue on the source.
>>28843050
fuck you
>>28843605
As autistic as this guy is, that is legitimately the creepiest shit. That's some good fucking horror eyes
>>28844125
I'm a dumbass and fucked up in the numbering somewhere earlier.
>>28843849 is 10/19
>>28843929 is 11/19
>>28843868 is 12/19
Pic related is the correct translation for 13/19
>>28843856 is 14/19
>>28843892 is 15/19
>>28843913 is 16/19
>>28843900 is 17/19
>>28843942 is 18/19
>>28843711
Imagine how warm and soft they'd be...
>>28844149
19/19
Enjoy, and try not to cry like a bitch like I did.
>>28843724
Haha, holy shit. I never thought about this.
>>28844068
>three year lifespan for what is essentially a dog
This is dumb as fuck.
>>28840208
Maybe I'm just retarded but where do I click to actually read this?
>>28844083
I figured out where I fucked up. This page is 4.5 now, I guess.
>>28844154
Fucking hell.
>>28843724
Still a million times better than B&W's intro.
Also
>jhall giving shit to anyone about bad writing
Now THAT's a joke.
>>28843749When I was little someone tried to teach me the whole "a rabbit runs around the tree and into the hole" thing and after a week I still hadn't gotten it. So she told me this, and I got it immediately:
Make a loop out of each lace and tie them like a normal knot. I still tie them like that.
>>28844166
The eevee was three when it was given to him. It's implied he's older now. If he got the eevee at age 12, it died at around 13-15 years old. That's not bad for a dog. Now, toss in eevee's bad genetics and it becomes AMAZING.
Evolving them is the only way to make them more stable. Unevolved eevee is a genetic disaster.
>>28844199
>if it had lived just a few more years it would have become a sylveon
>>28839652
IS THERE A PART 2
I MUST SEE THIS JOLTEON RAISED BY GALVANTULA FAMILY AND JOLTIK SIBLINGS
>>28837300
I wish we could simply forget that annoying bitch exists.
untranslated
>>28844304
I do until that anon post it again. It lives on trolls.
Requesting Ash/Alain comics. Doesn't matter what it it's about as long as it has Ash/Alain.
>>28844327
It's just talking about the other character when you're playing the game.
May is cute and fluster-y and Brendan is confident and all, but at the end it's talking about how you find Brendan at the department store buying plushes for his room and that's CUTE!
>>28840208
I like this author
>>28839762
White actually looks really good in Black's jacket.
>>28844330
>>28844175
lost as well
>>28844175
>>28844469
You need an account to read stuff on batato, totally worth it though, it's a pretty good site for mangos.
>>28839762
This thread needs more Black/White.
>>28842805
That Mokepon?
>>28837271
Explain why this is GOAT?
The concept is cool, but the fucking writing is all over the place and almost intelligible. Very little flow. Is there some sort of source material that this is referencing that I'm missing.
Help plz.
>>28844526
Saved
>>28842839
The trainer is a guy, from a (sfw) comic called Mokepon. Artist is H0lyhandgrenade.
>>28844390
fucking kek
>>28844540
WTF I'm gay now
>>28844559
You can be gay for Blue/Green/Gary without actually being gay.
>>28843617
Does this imply he fucked the Garchomp?
>>28844770
yes
>>28837390
>Not Bayleef
>>28844770
>>28844792
I always figured it happened because he would NOT fuck the garchomp, so she found another garchomp and pretended it was Giovanni leading to way too many gibbles.
>>28844907
that's probably the real reason
>>28844540
wtf I love Nichibros now
>>28844175
>>28844469
http://mangafox.me/manga/pokemon_dating_a_team_magma_grunt_doujinshi/
>>28838065
>Pokémon
>Mammals
>so much GOshit ITT
Come on /vp/, you can do better.
>>28844390
No Ash, but it does have Alan.
>>28845809
>>28845852
>>28844180
the fuck? B+W intro was great
>>28845899
Wasted on N. The actual bits about the game were uninspired screencaps.
Though I guees it really captures the essence of B&W.
>>28837271
goat
>>28846362
kek'ed
>>28837271
This comic makes no sense.
>>28846628
I like this comic but I don't know what it means? Which episode from evangelion is it from, I never watched it
>>28847340
It's tight at the end, where everyone congratulates to Shinji.
Sign says it's a gathering of Organizations that got their butts handed to them by pre-teens/teens.
>>28837490
SP
HE
RE
IC
AL
?!!
>>28837271
gayest of all time
>>28837669
Because Zapdos is objectively the superior bird. Candela suddenly whipping out a Moltres when doubted isn't super impressive. Literally even a Charizard would be more appealing.
And as for Blanche, she'd be better with a Gyarados or a Lapras. Even Snorlax is also blue. Literally anything but the worst bird not named Pidgeot would be more intimidating
>>28836536
saved
>>28839400
>I could have sworn there were two
>Says the man who killed one
>>28844846
Nobody likes Bayleef.
>>28844636
In the manga Red caught like- all the pokemon. He went apeshit in the safari zone and caught an entire herd of Nidoking/Nidoqueen lines. He just does it off screen.
>>28843737
>tfw your bro is shagging his wife in your tree and you have to pretend you're asleep
>>28844025
>'sup bro
pffhahahaha
>>28840384
Shit I'm retarded. Even a few times through I thought that this was some " it takes a village to raise a child" thing but every single one of the other pokemon was the same ditto
>>28843983
didnt his cleffa die or something?
>>28837337
>would of
would of you'areself for posting this
>>28850474
Right in the feels.
>>28843639
But then it'd make no sense if you use recover and after reaching 0 HP again you plain faint instead of resisting once again.
>>28844445
I have no context to this, but it made me laugh anyway.
>>28844540
Unexpected but perfect. The look on his face at the end was just perfect.
>>28850960
Maybe once you reach 0 HP you can only use damaging moves?
>>28845860
That was fucking hilarious. Thanks man. Saved.
>>28850474
I fucking hate this comic. No wonder it's from Tumblr.
Transforming is something ONLY 2 Pokemon can do. That Ditto is basically saying that he won't use his unique ability because he wants to be unique.
It's like an Alakazam saying that he wants to fight people in boxing matches, without using his moves. That's just plain retarded.
>>28837763
Actually noe almost all comics are about how cool the other leaders are, tumblr loved Candela because she's a strong women and Blanche because he looks how they said non binary? that means they don't know if Blanche is a boy or a girl because honestly i don't know either and Spark is always a weak retarded that makes memes, so is actually cool to see him as a badass
>>28838293
What a baby
>>28844445
kek
>>28851089
>Recover failed!
>>28851155
He's done shit tons of these. Search for Gouguru on Gelbooru.
>>28844434
The best
>>28848858
'Were'; past tense. There 'were' two goddesses, but I killed one, so now there is only one.
>>28843736
die normie
>>28844517
kek
>>28846411
but it does tho
>>28835984
Last post worst post