What determines the waifuability of a Pokemon? It seems random to me.

>>28825703
>1. can you fuck it?
>if yes, it's a waifu now

Is the only quality of the Pokemon the fact that it looks feminine? It has a higher chance of being waifubait

>>28825703
If it looks human or resembles your standard furry character than it gets a pretty large boost to waifuness.

>>28825703
This nigga wants to fuck a tree

>Feminine
>Humanoid traits
>Bonus points if furry
That's about it

it all depends on your answer to this question:

Do you like this pokemon?

if Yes, you have shit taste

if No, you still have shit taste

tl;dr: you will always have shit taste

>>28825703
Dresses seem to help

Diance
Lilligant
Gardevoir
Roserade

>>28825719
>he doesn't
shit taste

Before /vp/ I honestly would not have guessed that anyone could find heliolisk sexually appealing.

>>28825730
>Roserade
>Dress
where

>>28825741
The cape maybe?

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>>28825703
Every pokemon is someone's waifu

>>28825752
that's what I assumed he meant, had to look up a picture just to confirm I wasn't delusional

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>>28825765
this... turns me on

red eyes

Gardevoir
Mawile
Diancie
Roserade

all have them

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>>28825719
>Not wanting to fuck the tree
>fuck the tree
>fuck the tree

>>28825703
It all depends if an artist draws good Lewds of it or not. Any Pokemon can be one, as long as the artist draws flattering lewds

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>>28825703
Is this what you wanted op?

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Waifuism seems to be mainly determined by objective feminine traits: Wide hips, thick thighs, and soft facial features (See Vaporeon, Braixen, Goodra, Lopunny, Leavanny, and Lilligant), although subjective features like eye shape, body type, and "personality" also play a predominant, if not deciding, role in whether the mon can be waifu'd (See Gardevoir, Blaziken, Mawile, Heliosk, Bayleef, and Salandit.)

>>28825715
>>28825730
>>28825920
>>28826120

>Tfw Aromatisse and Jynx have all of these and /vp/ hates them

>>28826183
As cute as aromatisse is, it's a puffball. We don't really know what its legs look like.
And Jynx is just a filthy opera singer

>>28826183
you cant design waifuism
you become a waifu by accident

>>28826183
I'd waifu the shit out of Jynx if she had red eyes

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>>28826280
All you have to do is ask nicely

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>>28826251

>We don't really know what its legs look like

?

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>>28826057

>>28826183
I'd like Jynx if she had a neck.
But without it she just looks like the grimace.

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>>28826251
>>28826183
>>28826330
>>28826280
100 hours in ms paint zoomed looks decent, I think /vp/ would still hate jynx even with garde/mawile style eyes

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>>28825703
THICCCCCCC

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>>28826538

>>28825703
I think it's been said earlier but, I think a pokemon has to have just feminine features. Also something related to RL animals helps boost it's popularity. Ex: Loppuny.

>>28826538
change her clothes

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>>28826363
I stand corrected. I guess it's just the plague doctor face that throws people then.
>>28826376
i swear /vp/ is thirsty tonight huh

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>>28825703
it has to be cute! CUTE!

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>>28826874
>87.5% male

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guys I think the formula is flawless

>>28827022
>implying gender ratios matter and aren't just a dumb outdated mechanic used to make breeding more difficult

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>>28825703
How to tell if your Pokemon is good waifu material:

1. Does the said Pokemon look feminine/humanoid?

2. Some Pokemon have traits that makes them more unique/attractive than others.

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>all the casuals ITT with biped or humanoid waifus

>>28827153
another red eyes waifu

>>28827171
That's more of an orangeish color.

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>>28825703
Why do people waifu Rayquaza? Just look at that fug thread

>>28827224
Green is a sexy color

>>28827224
People have been waifuing Quetzalcoatl for ages

Is Milotic a waifu Pokémon?

I've seen a lot of people waifu Latias and Weavile even though they're not classical waifumons.

>>28827343
>milotic
Obviously yes

I'd like to see if anyone could name a pokemon that no one waifus

>>28827395
Dunsparce

>>28827395
Diggersby

>>28827343
Milotic is for Gyarados only (and maybe Wimpod) no humans allowed.

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>>28827433

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>>28827476
And here I'd thought that I would only be jacking off once today.

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>>28825703

how many souls it can fit inside its hole

>>28827505
One thick one, or two average ones.

As they get more experienced with holding souls, they can fit in more.

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>>28827395
Inb4 thicc memes

Well there are "legit" waifumons. And "troll" waifumons.

"Legit" waifumon:
Has human like look
Looks feminine
Is not ugly
Sometimes furry is acceptable (delphox) but it doesen't go too far.

Examples of "legit" waifumons
-Gardevoir
- Mismagius
- Meloetta
-Lilligant


And "troll" waifumons is just talking about [put random pokemon here] as waifumon material just to troll "waifufags" and people overall.
Examples:
- Heliolisk
- G00dra

If it has paws, it's overrated.

>>28827540
Dumb Nposter

>>28827558
I think goodra's a legit waifumon, the figure probably sets off some bells considering it basically looks like a pear from the front, and it's all smiley so bonus points

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>>28827539
T H I C C

>>28827558
Memes aside g00dra and heliolisk are both waifumons and very fuckable

>>28827558
by furry standards, which is more furry braixen or delphox?

>>28827617
Both are furry.

>>28827617
I'd say braixen, because the base design needs very little modifacation to lend itself well to lewds. With Delphox, you usually see a defined waist/tits added to it.

>>28827593
Question, is there a reason you use 0 in g00dra

>>28827657
Goodra used to be filtered. I do it out of habbit.

>>28827586
Actually when i seen g00dra for first time in game it just looked for me like "another weird design dragon thing" and still looks like "weird design dragon thing".

>>28827666
Why?
Also nice devil trips

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All you need is love.

>>28827617
braixen is cute and delphox is ugly and looks like a middle aged man inside a fox costume.

>>28827691
I adore goodra for non-sexual reasons but that's because I like pastel colours + cute pokemon and i mean its fucking pokedex entry says it loves hugging
Also i'm not gay have mercy anon

>>28827617
Braixen looks like a girl wearing a small dress with tights, so that's obviously the more furry one. Delphox just looks mom-ish.

>>28827395
>inb4 newfags that dont know what rule 34 is

>>28827715
but you can't fug it, it's too small

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>>28827696
pic related

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>>28827719
Fuck you too

>>28827770
Case in point.

>>28827651

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>>28827770
THIS IS GOOD

>>28827787
There wasn't any tits or hips added on that pic though. That's what the legs look like under the dress.

It all matters on how feminine its penis is going to be.

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>>28827760
You don't need to have sex to love.

>>28827770
who is this conic traffic redirector

>>28827766
Ah I thought so, wasn't really on /vp/ around that time, didnt know how prevalent it is

>>28827858
It was really bad. Masuda-posting levels of bad.

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>>28826183
Aromatisse is cute. Top tier waifu.

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>>28827558
goodra is very giggly and that's cute

>>28828053
Jigglipuff is also cute but no one wants to marry or fuck it

>>28828088
Oh, the poor innocent soul.

>>28828088
That's also false.

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>>28828088
It's like you've never been on the internet before or something.

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>>28828119
Oops it apparently copied my previous message okay senpai ignore that

>>28828116
>>28828109
>>28828101
I know rule34 of all pokemon exist. But well on this board never seen someone talking "I want to marry jigglypuff" XD.


Well so... nobody wants to fuck lilligant

>>28828119
welp

>>28828192
Well its obviously not as popular as Goodra as a waifu if that's what you're saying but we we're just pointing out people will waifu it.

>>28828192
Your just asking for porn aren't you?

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>>28828211

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>>28828119
1. Blue Board, Anon.
2. I was going to paste a bunch of googly eyes on it to censor it but I had to stop myself at the nipples because I was laughing too hard.
>>28828211
Probably. I want to fuck Lilligant, but this thread isn't about that. It's about trying to quantify why people waifu certain pokemon.

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>>28827770
Excellent taste.

>>28828224
Fuck am i gonna get banned

>>28828239
Yes

>>28828239
Delete it, you might get lucky.

>>28828239
more than likely. maybe not if you delete the porn. See ya in three days champ.

>>28828258
Okay please have mercy mods this is all i have to do with my time

>>28828053
>tfw the belly isn't animated to jiggle too

>>28828324
bruh

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>STILL people sexualized Brolisk

Why?

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>>28827343
>>28827454
But Milotic loves humans!

>>28827770
Still one of the worst Fire starters.

Also, you do know all that fur that makes the dress is probably not coming from the waist only, right ? Something else has to contribute as well and I'm sure those upper legs do that.

>>28829991
I wonder how would Delphox look like if somebody shaves it?

>>28831059
Just for fun ha ha

Can my pokebro be my pokewife?

I have found that one thing that can assist a pokemon ascending to waifuhood is that if some big profile sexy art doing drawfag does a sexy redesign of that pokemon.

>>28825703
Believe it or not it the main factor is personality. the thing is that the personality doesn't needs to canon, it can be something that reflect the pokemon traits or be something they project on it. If people make a comic putting a mimikyu in an waifuable light it can become a waifu too.

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>>28829991
Hey.
Don't talk shit about Delphox.

>>28827994
Good that I'm not the only one who thinks she is cute-sexy.

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That's a fair question, OP. Truthfully, any given pokemon will be someones waifu, but the more likely ones have some things going for them.

If a pokemon is noticeably feminine then you can guarantee it'll become popular as a waifu. The closer to "just a human with a different paint job" the more likely that'll be. These pokemon are juuust different enough from people to appeal to the exotic side and juuust human shaped enough to be generally eye-pleasing and unable to weird people out.

Even if it isn't, it'll be somebodies favorite pokemon. People will make porn of something, probably softcore and/or anthro at first, and then it'll become more appealing. Then porn of it as it truly is will surface and it just picks up. Cropped porn and doujinshis have turned many an anon.

And then you've got the pokemon that isn't noticably waifu material, but people make porn of it anyway just because. Some people dig it and bring it up a few times and then they just see it as a waifu.
Hell, just look at Garbador.

So, yeah, it is kinda random barring the first two categories.

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>>28831297

The harem thread on /trash/ indicates that a humanoid body helps determine the waifuability of a pokemon.

Can somebody here explain why people like Scolipede so much?
It's not anthro at all, and it also lacks the vore and strangling fetishes of other long pokémon. It doesn't seem like the horsedick meme either since barafags doesn't care about it and it's usually portrayed as female.

I just don't get it, it's a fucking centipede.

>>28825703
>What determines the waifuability of a Pokemon?
How much people want to put they dick in it.

next.

>>28827719
Delphox isn't ugly
It have a ugly model for sure, and weird artwork, but is completely fine in the anime and fanart.

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>>28826251
>>28826363
The most adorable god damned footsies you ever seen nigga!

>>28831452
>it also lacks the vore and strangling fetishes of other long pokémon
You'd be surprised. As far as I know, lazy eyes and plump body is the reason.

More or less the same reason Lugia and Charizard are waifuable for some people.

>>28831452
Horse pussy / Donut

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>>28831452
Bedroom eyes.

>>28825703
You'd surely go to far boy, damn man, you screwd it all up.
After all our posts to make porkymon more "normal" you come around with that tree-thing we already planned to do next. DAMN!
U ruined it all man...u ruined it all. After this tread we never get this jerks fucking a tree and making tree-babies at all. YOU destroyed humanities future man. We will never unite humanity and the Treant-Legions against our real enemy, the rock-society.
Man, why you ruined it? WHY?

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>>28831669
What?

>>28831713
Come on! If anything Ash would be turned on by this thread!

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>>28828224

>>28825987

But nobody asked why.

>>28831525
cute

>>28825703
what is happening in this gif

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>>28831452
I find Scolipede attractive and I don't know why. I've never even looked at R34 of Scolipede.

>>28831761
Ash only fancies Pikachu.
If anyone of /vp/ took his place, he would be risking his life to be the first person in having fucked all the Pokemon.

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>>28833029
>implying he only loves the rat

>>28833029
Now that I think about it, Ash really is a ladies' man. With both girls and Pokemon. It's just him that doesn't take his chances.

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>>28831431
qt

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>>28833366
Ash like them wild

>>28825703

It is random.

I'm sure one of the Rules of the Internet said it best.

"If it exists, it's someone's fetish."

>>28833869
>tfw Ash will marry Pikachu before anyone else

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Anyone else notice Bug types have a high rate of Waifuing?

>>28827593
>be me
>7 years old
>check the pokemon site's pokedex in a very long time
>see all these new weirdass hoenn mons
>scroll down to makuhita and hariyama
>laugh uncontrollably mistaking them for fat lady pokemon
>tfw i still see her as that even today

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>>28831452
>plump bedroom eyes bug
>no vore potential
Nigga...

>>28834253
That got me thinking, what type has the highest rate of Waifuability, what type has the lowest? How would we measure this? Is there grades of Waifuability that we should also consider where a high grade Waifu potential can be seen as more than multiple low grade Waifu potentials?

>>28834436
Only snakes can vore

>>28827395
Klinklang
Heatran

>>28831452
I am honestly more puzzled by Blaziken and Weavile being made into waifoos. The vast majority of fanart, be it lewd or not, portray them as females, and yet these two sport none of the features expected in a feminine figure. Being anthros is literally all they have going for them.

>>28834714
Fairy, Dark, Grass, Fire and Normal are the top 5 waifu types.
'course there'll always be a few outliers here and there.

>>28835111
Blaziken = Amazonian
Weavile = Shortstack.
At least that's how I group them, even though Blaziken is only like an inch taller than me.

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>>28831452
It's a sexy bug

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I don't really have a waifumon, more like.. I'd like to train/take care of a mawille because they can be adorable.

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>>28834980
>>28834736

>>28835236
>posting elpatrixf
Anon that's cheating

>>28835231
I flipflop on Mawile.
Sometimes I think if I had one it'd be more of a daughter, but other times...

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>>28835276
Daughter to me..
Does help that I mostly only have cute pics of her, nothing sexualized.

>>28826183
>Aromatisse
>/vp/ hates them
Source: your ass.

>>28835231
Well Waifuability and Daughteruability probably have a lot of overlap.

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>>28831525
>>28826363

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>>28834714
Every type has its waifus, but I'd bet for Psychic types, with Gardevoir, Latias and Mewtwo.

>>28834736
Anything can, if the artist is creative or degenerate enough.

>>28835374
Not really. I've got nothing but cute pictures of her too, being my favorite mon and all.

99% of the time she's nothing but a cute little daughter, but then I see a pic posted here or there that's a lil' past cute and I would. I'd think >>28835492 has got it down.

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>>28835604
If there's grass on the field...

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>>28835519
pretty good

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>>28831761
>>28831713
He's got PTSD.

>>28835983
but anon, a woman can't rape a man :^)

>>28835983
Remember when they condoned sexual assault?

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>>28825703
Any Pokémon is waifuable for me, but I like Keldeo the most!

>>28835983
>I-I was totally powerless. She dominated me and did to me as she pleased while my friends and even Pikachu just looked.
Since them Ash was broken, no human girl could ever satisfy him after that.

>>28835983
I blame this for every bit of my degeneracy.

>>28836312
I read it with his voice.

Overall vibe

>>28835983
Hot

>>28831297
>tfw someone is using your depthy animation from years ago.

Thanks anon

>>28838142
You made that, well it's pretty good anon.

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>>28825703
3 factors for me OP

Is it Feminine? [√]
Does it look humanoid? [√]
Does it look like the sex will be good? [√]


Congrats you have a waifumon!

Plus she is top tier waifu

>>28839196
>Does it look like the sex will be good?
How does you even answer that question? I suppose actually having sex would help.

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>>28839196
You don't need any of that to be a waifumon

>>28839252
I'm just speaking for me.

>>28839196
>liking a deform ayylien with a tumor on the side of its head
Among overrated crap Melloetta is one of the worst.

>>28839287
>tumor
Methinks you don't know anything about music.

>>28839331
It could be shaped like Beethoven for all I care, it's still a fucking tumor.

>>28839349
How do you know it's a tumor, what if it's a specialized organ that serves a beneficial function?

>>28826183
Cuz /vp/ hates women and would rather fug a trap

>>28839349
You know it can take it off, right?

>>28839287
Atleast it's a better option than a fucking centipede, and fat ass witch doctor furby.

I'd take the tumor alien over them anyday.

>>28839374
Proof?

>>28839391
I saw it in an episode of the anime. I don't got any pics though.

>>28839287
It looks likes a microphone along with being a treble clef for the staff hair. Don't really see a problem with it.

>>28839409
>anime
Into the trash it goes.

>>28839423
ok

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>>28839423
Anon is angry because his waifus are inferior.

>>28839475
>having more than one waifu

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>>28839475
>he has more than one waifu

>>28839558
>he has a waifu

>>28839589
>he doesn't
What a sad, miserable existence

Onyx and Muk #1 waifus

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>>28839844

>>28835438
Did you not see the multiple Aromatisse hate threads this week? Or Aromatisse in /vp/'s top 10 hated thread?

>>28841204
The opinion of one loud guy is not a fact no matter how loud he is.

>>28840000
Quads confirm

>>28831452
If Salandit and bruxish's reception has taught me anything, it's that bedroom eyes can account for a LOT. Salandit has the pheromone shit too but the point still stands.

>>28833029
>>28834178
As it should be. Literally made for each other

Goes both ways though. I've seen Bara Hoopa-Unbound, Machamp, and some odd shit like Deoxys tentacle shit.
It's all furry cshit imo.

How come Hawlucha went through it but Froakie didn't?

>>28843030
Im going to need a source on that one.

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>>28843010
only valid type of thread.

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>>28843010
>mfw full image

>>28842949
Is there a single Pokemon with no porn of it?

>>28845836
Literally no.

I checked.

>>28828192
You weren't here during gen five were you? Everyone wanted to nut in that flower back then.

>>28835111
Blaziken's long "hair" tends to register as feminine. Back when I was twelve and the game first came out I disliked blaziken because I thought it looked girly.

>>28846446
Really? It never felt feminine to me

>>28847841
My personal experience was that it struck me as girly. And apparently game freak agreed since when they introduced gender differences male blaziken got shorter "hair" and the females kept the standard length.

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>>28839196
>humanoid

>>28849163
Thanks

>>28825703

How humanoid it is

>>28849324
Nah, otherwise the eevees wouldn't be so popular.

If Pokemon were real how common would Pokephillia be? Would it be taboo like it is now?

>>28849372
Very common due to a variety of factors.

>>28847841
Does this help?

>>>/trash/5534001

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>>28849439
The only correct answer. If I wanted human shapes, I'd just look at human stuff.

>>28849372
They are sentient and intelligent so probably that would be common. Of course they could come up with bulshit reasonings like only adult humans can give consent but the pokemon world seems a bit over this kind of things.

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>>28849515

How fucked up you are

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>>28849372

>>28849582
/thread

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>>28849582
What if it doesn't looks like an animal either?

>>28849748
It's in a tier above all else

>>28825703
Well for me the list of waifu pokemon is significantly shorter than the list that I'd fuck raw out in the wilderness and forget about. Like I'd waifu lurantis but i'd still fuck every salandit whose pheromones waft my way even if I wouldn't waifu them. I like to think that my lurantis gets off on beinng forced to watch helplessly from her pokeball as I breed all those poisonous lizard sluts. Then when we get a room in the next town she cleans all their dried juices off me before we dirty fuck.

>>28850467
Well that' uh, nice I guess

>>28850467
>That's not a waifu, that's a slut slave!

>>28850632
Who are you qouting?

>>28850632
It's a waifu if she has a cuck queen fetish.

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My time to shine

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>there are canon Pokemon-play fetishists

>>28850765
mini donuts?

>>28826764
Psychic/Dragon?

I'd just like to point out that this thread has over a hundred unique IPs posting in it

>>28851026
And?

>>28851035
It's something that doesn't often happen with threads here. Just posting that fact to fire some synapses

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>>28850467
>doing that to your waifu
Please go to your nearest gas station and drink from the nozzle.

>>28851062
Literally more than a 100 people came in to talk positively about wanting to fuck cartoon animals with magical powers, with many even willing to fuck them in their most animalistic form (implying some zoophilic fetish). I haven't seen many negative posts here; actually, if this was a Pokégirl thread I'd expect more people bashing "pedophiles" and trying to make half-assed arguments about why wanting to fuck the girls is wrong.

>>28851239
I will admit that my interest in feral is more rooted on my xenophilia fetish than anything else, although I don't doubt that there are some zoophiles in this thread I think the reason that there was no shitposting was because the op was a serious question about pokephilia that would drive way any normalfags and bring in people interested in the topic.

>>28851239
really makes you think

>>28849439
I'm usually more into (semi?)anthro Pokemon but there's something about the Eeveelutions that I find attractive

>>28827224
Rayquaza is for hug only dispite what everyone says

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>>28851884
Rayquaza is for hug, snug, and fug

>>28852979
But can this all be done on a rug?

>>28825703
You're just not weird, mentally ill, autistic, or retarded enough to see the waifuability in Pokemon. Yet.

>>28851239
Looks don't matter nearly as much as proposed sapience. Though obviously there is some aesthetic attraction as well. Can't fap to an animistic being behaving purely like an animal, but one that behaves in a more humanistic way is something I can be attracted to. This is why its so easy to fap to most Pokemon, since that sort of thing is already implied with most of them.

This was a surprisingly nice thread.

>>28855604
/vp/ discussing pokewaifus is always comfy.

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>>28855975
But not as comfy as my pokewaifu!

>>28849439
>>28849475
>not liking both

>>28857427
I'm gonna need the source on that.

>>28857442
"Zangoose order:score" on e621. Should be first result

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>>28857182
Why didn't Whimsicott catch on as a waifu again? Makes for a godtier shortstack.

>>28857462
Small tiddies

>>28857606
Best tiddies

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>>28857544
NEED SAUCE AND FULL PIC DESU

>>28857674
Do. You. Have. More.

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>>28857544
No idea. But for me her original design is the best. I don't need poketits even if they look fun to play with.

>>28857182
>>28857544
>you will never spend a night with a Whimsicott

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>>28857674
Artist?

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>>28857708
Yes. There are at least three more pictures of this artist's Whimsicott, pic related is one of them.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2813066

>>28857759
Shimanto Youta

>>28857715
On-model Whimsicott is pretty damn cute too.

>>28831452
I fucking love scolipede and this bothers me so much. First flygon now scolipede. Somehow my favorites are never safe.

>>28857878
Anon, no pokemon is safe. Save yourself the trouble and don't worry about it.

>>28835111
I'll feel the same way about Lycanroc's midnight form if people continue to make porn of it.

>>28857946
Almost all of nightdoggos art is male though. Sundog is the one portrayed as female a lot.

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>>28857544
Maybe because she looks too human? I feel like of all pokemons Whimsicott is one of the most human-like if not the most human like.

Her Japanese name seems to imply a wind elf.

>>28857909
Right, but now if I mention scolipede on /vp/ I get donuts. Does your favorite pokemon remind people of buttholes?

>>28825987
wow

>>28857967
I feel like the most humanoid waifu is Meloetta... a Pokemon who was popular for a short period of time, but never really stuck. So I guess being TOO humanoid really could be a factor in whether or not a Pokemon becomes a mainstream waifu.

>>28857985
My favorite pokemon is serperior. I get a lot of "lmao vorefag" despite not being one. I honestly don't care about the opinions of some random guys on /vp/.

>>28825987
>>28832044
>>28858015
She stared at the Grirch and said...
BRRMURRMURRH

>>28839381
This reply represents everything about /vp/.

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>>28858031
Whimsicott can pass as a stylized human while meloetta is clearly non-human

>>28839381
Donut>tumor alien>furby

>>28827500
source please

>>28859941
Get ready for pussy floss

https://e621 dot net/post/show/860039

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>>28857858

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More whimsicott

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>>28862342

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>>28862342
Whimsicott is a qt

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>>28863103

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>>28863264

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>>28863307

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>>28863317

>>28827994
She has a cute face but ugly legs.

>"Like the wind, it can slip through any gap, no matter how small. It leaves balls of white fluff behind."

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>>28863360

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>>28863437

>>28863394
Aromatisse legs are the cutest part.

>>28864512
Yes

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Would you?

>>28867213
Can she produce loli smell?

>>28868140
What do lolis smell like?

>>28868165
Salty coins and milk depending on the situation