Is there even a remote chance these fuckers will ever appear

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>>28814874
sure

Nope
Porygon2 will never get an official upgrade either, we're stuck with Z and its abysmal speed forever

>>28814902
technically correct, the best kind of correct

>>28814874
Sorry anon, it was either them or Pikachu.

>>28814902
>Chopping off a porygon2's head and using it as a hair dryer
Thats really brutal.

didnt rotom take it's place since they cant be added because of the controversy? i mean look at rotom dex, could have been a porygon

I just realized Porygon 2 is high-poly Porygon. Kill me.

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>>28814874

>>28817873
It's okay. At least you can admit you're retarded

>>28817806
>muh headcanon
Porygon is a physical creature

Didn't Porygon sacrifice himself to save the day in his episode? It makes it the more tragic that said episode was banned and he and his line are not allowed in the anime for something Pikachu did.

>>28817915
DEEPEST LORE

>>28814874
Didn't Porygon-Z briefly appear at the start of a movie? Like, it was for one second or so.

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>>28817915
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28815003
>implying an official PROPRIETARY upgrade wouldn't be even slower and bulkier

>>28818058
I think it was in the intro of the Keldeo movie. The official art of all pokemon up to that point are briefly shown while the narrator talks about the pokemon world and shit.

>Porygon-3 official upgrade
>Overheats like a motherfucker
>Becomes Normal/Fire
>In-game there's NPCs arguing over whether the official or unofficial upgrade is better like computer nerds
Imagine

>>28815003
fuck you, poryZ is great

>>28818125

>ability spontaneously gives it a burn but also gives it Guts for defense

kek

>>28818097
Back to /g/ with you.
You're actually right; Porygon3 would have relatively low speed, but it would probably be even bulkier than Porygon2.
Remember that Porygon2 was conceived to be able to explore space, and it failed. Porygon3 would be able to withstand the environment of outer space, so it should have extremely high defenses.
>>28818156
It's design and lore are nice, but it's not good competitively.

>>28814874
Alolan porygon. Cant evo though.

>>28818125
>"Enjoying Sylph's newest turd? Hope you're not burning yourself on those specs, faggot."
>"Says the fucking idiot that actually installed pirate bullshit on his Porygon and turned it into a fucking mess."

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>>28818266
I wonder if Porygon has feelings and if so, I wonder how Porygon Z feels.

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>>28818058
Yeah he and 2 were there

>>28818208
not everything has to be OU. It's fairly good in UU, which just happens to be my favorite tier. It's perfectly fine for me.

>>28818322
It's probably batshit insane.

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>>28818346
Bullshit

>>28817952
No, it's not.

>>28818242
>A bootleg porygon was created in an Alolan laboratory, but due to Alola's abysmal internet service the code was corrupted.

Bug/normal

>>28817806
I feel like there roles should be switched

Rotom should be the hairdryer and Porygon can be the dex

>>28817915
Wait a minute

are you telling me that Porygon Z is actually a glitched version of Porygon 2?

>>28819677
It would probably be like that if the anime didn't fuck up Porygon appearances forever

>>28817915
>don't swap the body

>>28818242
Alolan Porygon makes no fucking sense, it doesn't live in nature.

>>28817945
wow edgy

>>28820439
How about an Aether Foundation Variant of Porygon then? Wouldn't that technically be an Alolan Form?

most of the new generation of anime watchers doesn't even know about the banned porygon episode, they should make one with porygon line in 3d or something

>>28814874
Porygon line, Jynx, and possibly Whiscash are on the Anime's "let's ignore these just in case" list.

Lilligant and Whimsicott might be as well if anyone ever catches on to what they represent and it spreads.

>>28819709
You realize you get a Porygon Z by installing malware on your Porygon, right?

I'd really like a Porygon 3.

>>28817873
I just realized that Porygon is how you say Polygon in Japanese.

>>28820811
What happened with Whiscash?

>>28821333
earthquakes, retard

>>28820439
Yeah it does. Made in alolan computer companies.

>>28821333
Namazu lore in an earthquake prone region is seen as insensitive.

>>28820811
What do they represent? Drugs? Waifubait?

What are they afraid of? Why can't Porygon appear in an episode that doesn't feature any flashing lights? Would its very appearance cause ratings to drop?

>>28821898
There's a joke that they represent a white "southern belle" and a slave.

>>28821898
Plantation south

Lilligant is a dainty southern belle while Whimsicott is the cotton picking Negro.

>>28821957
Oh.
Wait, how does-Oooooooooooh.

Right.

>>28821977
That.

How would a Porygon3 work?

Would it have a different typing from Z? Different stats? How would it look, as an upgraded version of 2?

>>28821957
Doubt it's a joke, shit's too coincidental especially when they were both introduced in AMERICA: the gen.

>>28821957
>>28821977
Why have I never seen art of this?
it could be great

>>28822071
Because, again, no one has really caught on.

Also Jynx is already the designated go to for racial shit so no one ever thinks about Lilligant/Whimsicott dispite them being far more blatant.

>>28822182
Who cares. Fuck American niggers.

>>28822182
Honestly I can see how you'd make the connection, but I don't buy it.

mega porygon Z that corrects the malware from the dubious disk when?

id love for him to have incredibly min-maxed stats to reflect modern computers something like.
hp:80
attack:15
defense:80
sp.attack:150
sp.defence:80
speed:120

and some generic super efficient ability like adaptability or something,

>>28822191
I agree.
Personally I don't think there is anything wrong with any mon, but other people do and this is what the Anime is watching out for.

All I was saying was that Lilligant and Whimsicott could face the lets not mention them treatment if the meaning behind their design ever caught on.

>>28822023
The best from both Porys and better, so obscenely high defenses and special attack, along with good speed.
Pretty much 600 BST territory

>>28822228
I want the mega to really make him glitch

Have him start pixelating and parts flicker

>>28820439
Then tell me why the hell is there a Porygon population on two islands in ORAS ?

>>28822271
They probably escaped from somewhere anon; they are artificial, they can't evolve like Alola forms

>>28814874
Either Porygon or Porygon2 appear in the starting credits of one of the movies. I'd say the fifth or the sixth, but I don't know

>>28821957
>>28821977
This is so stupid.
Lilligant and Whimsicott are just counterparts. Next you'll be saying, since Victreebell has whip-like vines and Gloom has big red lips on a dark skinned body, it's a metaphor for that as well.