Give your least favorite Pokémon...a good Regional variant

I have an irrational hatred of Floatzel ever since Pokemon Platinum. Let's give it a polluted waterways variant for Unova.
>Water/Poison
>Has an old tire around its neck instead of an innertube
>105 SpD, 50 Atk
>Ability: Poison Point

Vanilluxe
>Water/Fairy
>It melted because it fucking sucks to live in Alola
>120 Speed, 40 Special Defense
>Swift Swim

Emboar
>Fighting/Ground
>It's a goddamn pig, be a goddamn pig
>130 Attack, 68 Speed

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Persian
(Special 120, 40 attack)
dark/fairy (technician/soul heart)

How we doing?

>>28788097
>Swoobat-Kanto
Poison-Flying
Bat with big mouth
>Keldeo-Cemetery
Retcons pony to not existing

>that's the part when i get 10 "edgelord" replies

>Swoobat-Alola
>Rock-psychic
>Insomnia (HA Prankster)
Loses the ability to fly but hangs in caves on rocks and vines
They jump on adventurers who explore their caves and nest in their hair, actually really gentle with those who'll give them affection
90 Hp, 90 Att, 80 Def, 60 SpA, 50 SpD, 105 Spe

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They already did.

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Crobat
>Flying/Ghost
>banshee bat?
>135 speed, 65 defense
>Ability allows it to divide a normal move into 5 multi hit moves that increase each hit

>>28788392
it's so bad i wont be able to sleep tonight

>>28788097
Purugly
>normal/
>tough claws
90 attack & defense, 50 hp

>>28788392
MY EYES

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>>28788097
Jynx
>Grass/pyschic
>It became a hula dancer
>Clorophyll/Dazzling
>speed: 135 spat: 125

Sableye
Psychic/Fairy
Basically pampered for showcasing
105 Special Attack, 67 speed
Magic Bounce

Lurantis kanto form
Bug/grass
literally the same thing but with a type that fits it better

>>28788097
>Lucario
>Alolan Form: Retconned out of existence.

>>28788517
Thank you, anon

Electrode
>Electric/Dark
>Basically possessed a Luxury Ball
>160 Speed, 70 Attack
>Rattled/Volt Absorb

Hitmontop
>Fighting/Steel
>PEIRCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR DRILL!!!!!
>110 Attack, 35 Special Defense

I've always hated Pikachu.

Pikachu
>Dark, Unova Form
>Unknown, actually. People say it's due to some odd occurrences in the Losthorn Forest
>100 Speed, 45 HP
>Rattled/Static

Mudsdale
>Kanto, Fire/Ground
>Breed with Rapidash
>120 Speed, 70 HP
>Stamina/Flame Body

>>28788097
op, what the hell is that

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>>28788097

>>28788517
Kill yourself. I don't care how much you hate furries.

>>28791427
Furries aside Lucario is one of the worst Pokemon Designs

>>28791448
>Is one of the worst Pokemon designs
Now I appreciate every Pokemon design, and dislike mainly a few. Because I don't think there is a bad design, as Pokemon isn't something that can be quantified and revolves purely on taste.

But you fucking think Lucario is badly designed? What kind of fucking piece of shit are you? That literally makes no god damn sense and you have the worst fucking taste I have ever seen aside from genwunners.

Spiritomb
>Ghost/Fairy
>Alola; a little shrine that came to life, made from the spirits of well known heroes from the Alola region. A very friendly Pokémon.
>Pixilate

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>>28791508
How can you not see how poorly designed it is? Random spikes slapped on it to justify the steel type, the stupid cylinders between the arms so they don't have to bother transitioning from the chest to the arms.

Not to mention the legs shaped like shorts instead of canine legs and the tacked on teardrop shaped dreads, but at least the Mega fixes those.

gothitelle
>dark/fairy
>Sinnoh; due to supernatural bonds in the Eterna forest, there was a genetic mutation that caused Gothitelle to evolve into rather sadistic creatures

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>>28791508
>But you fucking think Lucario is badly designed? What kind of fucking piece of shit are you?

This one is going in the scrapbook.

>>28791658
He's mad you don't like "muh bro". If it matters, at least one other random asshole here completely agrees with you.

I actually like the mega a lot though. Wish it was a regular evolution.

>>28791658
There is absolutely nothing poorly designed at all you fucking piece of shit.

>random spikes slapped on it to justify the steel type
Justify? Justify? Who the fuck do you think you are? When the fuck did Pokemon ever need to justify their fucking typing you motherfucker. The spikes are in places that aren't fucking random at all you piece of shit.

> so they don't have to bother transitioning from the chest to the arms.
Says fucking you. Why the fuck are you trying to strawman like this? You are literally taking something that is actually designed into the Pokemon, and using it to your advantage to make it seem less likable because you just don't fucking like the way it's arms are connected.

The canine shorts are literally one of the best parts about him.

>The mega fixes those
Okay you're fucking trolling me. I want you fucking dead you are a fucking shitposter and you are no fan of Pokemon.

>>28791706
You're worse. I hate cut-in posters who think they have any sense of mental stability when they try and interrupt with something they pass as highly clever. Because what I said passes through your brain and all you can think about is the internet and how some underground groupies react to highly popular Pokemon because of the fanbase. Fuck off.

>>28791736
He's not even my fucking "bro". It's not badly designed whatsoever by any means.

Cryogonal
Ice/Ghost
Snow Warning
HP - 50
ATK - 115
DEF - 30
SPA - 135
SPD - 40
SPE - 115
BST - 485

It's now a swarm of mini Cryogonals

>Charizard
>fire/flying
>klutz

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>>28791767
>Justify? Justify? Who the fuck do you think you are? When the fuck did Pokemon ever need to justify their fucking typing you motherfucker.
Is this copypasta or did you legit type this up

>>28791807
Answer my fucking question before I start naming them and make you look like a stupid ass fucking bitch, more stupid than you have ever looked.

Machamp
Fighting/Bug

In an attempt to get Faster, johtoian Machamp's decided to train with Ariados to study their movements. Over time, they coevolved with them.

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>>28791767
Okay so you're just shitposting, got it.

Emboar
>fire/rock
>135atk, 102 speed
>reckless/Intimidate

>>28791592
I like this, actually

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>>28791820
Nigga that was my first post in the thread

Golduck
>Poison
>Hoenn; took on appearance of a platypus
>Poison Touch/Corrosion
>100 Special Attack, 70 Defense

>>28791851
That's what I fucking thought, you shitposting fucking loser.

Lucario is known to have an "iron fist". His name literally comes from "Orichicalum" a Japanese metal. Jirachi is also steel type. Why would you even fucking say that "WAH IT HAS SPIKES TO JUSTIFY ITS STEEL TYPE" just because you don't like the Pokemon and you made a fucking awful way of showing how much you know JACK FUCKING SHIT about anything. I hate you. I wish you were dead.

I wish you were fucking erased from existence. You come into the thread just to show your hate for one single fucking Pokemon. One single popular Pokemon, and this is how those kinds of people justify their hate? God dammit I want to fucking snap your neck.

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Um... So anyways...

Alolan Lucario
Fighting/Psychic
These Lucario are much more spiritual than their Sinnoh cousins, and take great pride in their meditative abilities and tribal dances.

Sinnoh Huntail
Dragon/Electric
>based on eels
>special attacker, low physical attack
>Volt Absorb

>>28788517
This, but with Eevee instead.

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>>28791767
>this much butthurt

>>28788097
that's not a pokemon, is it?

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>>28791427
>>28791508
>>28791767
>>28791820
>>28791916
Please be real

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>>28791916
>"Orichicalum" a Japanese metal

>>28792039
this is actually good

Exeggutor
Sinnoh
Grass/dark
Frisk

unovian muk
poison/steel
>based garbage
>its highest stat is physical attack
>i can't think of a ability

>>28788097
Poliwrath
>Now has poisonous thin quills on its back and is brown
>(110 Def, 65 Spe)
>Poison/Fighting or Poison/Ground
>Corrosion

Alolan Rapidash
Fire/Fairy
Levitate
Basically becomes a flaming pegasus.
110 Sp. Atk, 70HP
Mostly want this so I can treat it as a tribute to my favorite Hawaiian vet who sadly passed away last year. Their clinic's mascot was a pegasus.

>>28791916
Tried way too hard, baiter.

>>28788097
>Alolan Trevenant
>Grass/Ghost
>Heatproof
>bulkier
>darker bark, palm leaf over head that resembles a visor (think BW2's Nate)

>"Trevenant's exposure to intense sunlight (and the constant threat of the regional Marowak species) made it resistant to fire-type attacks. The locals believe the different leaf, taken from other species, is to protect the spirit within the tree from the aggressive sun"

>>28791916
>>28791820
>>28791767
>>28791508

vp is a fucking great board