ITT. Pokemon who would be your partner with your current job.

I want luxray to sit on my face

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I work from home doing invoices, very boring/easy repetitive work.

This little guy would do my job for me.

>>28750800
Going back to college next year to finish up my library tech diploma. So I think a fairy pokemon would work well since they're based on fairytales and the fantasy genre.

I think a clefairy/clefable or klefki could work well. Clefairy could help reach the top of the bookshelves to help patrons and me when I can't reach a shelf. Klefki would basically be the security guard, hold the keys to the rare/reference collections and make sure no-one steals any books (yeah it happens even though a library card is free or only like 5 bucks depending where you are).

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I may be a NEET... but I'm also a Satanist!

I currently work full time as a lifeguard so Floatzel or Buizel would be the perfect partners for me as they're literally buoyancy aids.

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>>28750800
I am doing my masters in botany. So i guess Flabébé. But I guess any grass-type would also fit,

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I'm a disabled NEET.
This little guy can find me enough money to live comfortably.

Alternatively, if I end up homeless again, an arcanine or typhlosion to keep me alive and comfy innawoods.

>>28750934
You need a Chatot.

>>28750934
>>28752936
Fuck me I read that incorrectly. I think a porygon or rotom would work better.

Chansey seen as I work as an A&E nurse. Wish there was a better choice.
>inb4 Audino

I work at a baseball stadium what pokemon could I get?

>>28751094
Also after that I may do a degree in Anthropology + a diploma in museum studies (museum technician) so I think even more fairy types because of the folklore and mythology thing it has going on. Almost every culture and subculture has their own myths and folklore so I think it would work out.

I can't imagine a rock or ground type being good for library/archive work or in a small setting such as a museum lab. Psychic pokemon could work though. Like a Pa'u style oricorio or medicham.

And to the NEET's in this thread some words of encouragement: It's never too late to start therapy or go back to school or get a job! I'm 22 and am spending this year in therapy for my anxiety disorder just so I can go back to school to complete my diploma. I had dropped out two years ago and now have to re-do all the classes I did before. I've also never had a job, like literally at all. It's amazing what medication and therapy can do and how many options there are now for people to get their life back on track. Take care Anons.

>>28750800
I work at a game store. I think Rotom or Porygon would be nice to help check if systems still work and to fix small issues.

>>28753037
Depends on what you do. Manual labor, go for a Machop or Timburr. Sell concessions? Fire-types would help keep food going or something with multiple arms to serve as many customers as possible.

>>28752990

But there definitely are! Almost every wish support pokemon could be of use in your case. I think Sylveon would be a pretty good alternative for example :)

bumping cause this thread is great

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Im majoring in Ecology but it's really a tie between this, Swellow, Staraptor, or basically any bird pokemon I like. just thought of Talonflame because it can start a campfire for me innawoods

i'm an artist slash i own a press, meowth would help me by giving me money

What would you guys recommend for a horror writer?

>>28756393
Easy: hypno

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I sell computers.

Darkrai could kill my dad and prove to my mom that anime is real.

>>28756444
Don't know if that would be helpful. All it would do is put me to sleep.

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>>28756560
>Implying nightmares can't foot your depression bills.

>>28756644
But that would be Darkrai. Hypno hates nightmares, since it eats dreams. Not to mention I haven't ever had a nightmare, my subconscious is too strong.

What pokemon would be good for a detective, besides gumshoes?

>>28756741
Pikachu.

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I'm a land surveyor and I travel all over the chicago land area to measure different parcels of land. Dragonite would be great means of getting around efficiently, seeing as he flys real fast. (Really any excuse to hang out with my bro all day would do)

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network administrator, so these guys here

PS we need more cyber pokemon

>>28756485
Sure you aren't looking for an Oedipus pokemon?

I work in a cafe, so pretty much any humanoid pokemon would work. If I could have my pick though, I guess Machoke would be nice to have around.

Do some programming stuff in my spare time, so probably Porygon or Metagross for that.

Also camping. Would be nice to have any fire type, or flying type. Probably would be Talonflame just so I could have both.

>>28756872
cubone?

>>28756741
Those Watchog safety rats with the reflective vests and really good eyesight might do for information gathering or finding people cheating disability

>>28756741
probably one of the psychic/fighting types like Medicham so it could read a suspect's mind to find out if they're guilty, then kick their ass if need be

I work in IT, a porygon would make my job a lot easier

>>28751335
Actually, screw that
>tropius
I could fly my crippled self someplace warm and live off its fruit

I'm a male so Audino would be cool

Army infantry so maybe a Blastoise because of his tough shell and cannons I guess. I dunno.

>>28757175
Surprised you didn't pick genosect

>>28757248
Genosect was my second choice, I think I just like Blastoise more

>>28757175
Octillery?

>>28757371
I figured that would be fitting for an artillery crewman but so would Blastoise kind of

>Dock worker.

Need a Machamp.

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>>28757957
Forgot pic.

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>>28756872
Show his mom it's okay that he's inside her and that anime is resl

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>>28750800
>College Student, Peer Mentor, Student Worker
>Porygon2/Porygon Family

I study Human Resources and Sustainability, so I need to be proficient in studying data. I also work a lot on campus and just having a cute floating bromon would be cool.

Software QA "Engineer".
Only thing I can think of is a Whismur to prevent me from falling asleep.

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>>28750800
Well, two choices.

I'm working with computers and fingerprint scanners. Since I need to maintain communication with my subordinates in another city and check their work/help them with it, Porygon 2 would be the best.

I'm also studying to be an interpreter and a translator, so a Psychic type would be able to help in that regard, specially since I want to communicate with the deaf and translate for blind people.

>>28751126
Oh HAHRid

I'm a barman, so Spinda.

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Mime Jr.

I'm a student majoring in Psychology. Counseling is what I would probably use it for, but it's my dream to be in the entertainment industry for stand-up comedy. Mime Jr. seems like the perfect fit for a Pokemon that mixes empathy for other people's feelings and entertainment.

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I've been working at an after school program with kids, so I think Drampa would be a good fit.

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I work for a bio tech research company and occasionally help out by taking blood or bone marrow from volunteers.

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I'm an Electronics Technician specializing in optics, signals and comms. If this little guy can insert RF signals I could troubleshoot for days.

>>28750800
>Physical Therapist
>NEETs
>Lifeguard
>Botanist
>Ecologist
>Nurse
>Dock Worker
>Soldiers
>HR
>R&D
>Child Workers
>Technician
>Retail
>Comedian

/vp/ is a diverse place

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My favorite Pokemon is also the one that's relevant to my interest with environmental work.

front end developer, so maybe a porygon or smeagol? i'd like a smeagol to do wireframes or color swatches

Marine biologist, so probably a water type like vaporeon.

Garden center retail.

Any grass type or something to help lift heavy loads like a machoke.

have to both go into the field up north and work in the lab
want something that resists cold, and is clean
I guess rotom, so I can switch between heat and wash

>>28758688
U in the navy son?

I'm in the Aussie Navy so I guess I'd want a Blastoise or Lapras or maybe even Gyarados. Help me shoo-shoo those pesky refugees back to Indonesia.

I work at Pizza Hut.. Tell me what you guys think, aside from the obvious Rotom-Heat.

>>28761412
Anything with hands really. Maybe Ambipom?

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I'm emt/security at a casino. So I guess chansey or machamp?

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>>28761412
Hitmontop? To spin the dough?