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stuff that deserves to be a pokemon
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Literally what is lurantis
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>>28745251
Not that obviously. Or not the right species that's supposed to mimic.
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>>28745242
Even though it's 90% confirmed to be in SM, surprised it took GameFreak this long to make one
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This is a gliding snake.Most likely poison/flying typing.
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>>28745242
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>>28745242
What is scyther?
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>>28745242
Leavanny pretty much.
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>>28745270
You will only get fug and you will like it
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>>28745242
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>>28745242
Well this is going to be a thing.
I hope they don't fuck this one up.
The riddler said it's design will be focused around it's beak which makes me think it could be a Yungoose 2.0 episode. I just want cute, big toucan. That's all.
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>>28745314
never forget
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>>28745262
>bug type pokemon that camouflages itself as a plant
>actually a bug that camouflages itself as a plant
Seems pretty similar to me.
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>>28745251
Pure grass type. A flower that looks like a bug.
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>>28745280
BTFO. Scythe is a lizard mantis BS, not a mantis.
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i just want a bumblebee pokemon that looks exactly like a big fat bumblebee with anime eyes
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>>28745335
>>bug type pokemon
>grass type
Are you an actual retard
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>>28745335
Except Lurantis is a plant from the get go. Why do you think it's not part Bug ? Fomantis even has "Faux" in its name which means "false". So "False Mantis".
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>>28745379
Faux also means Scythe though
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>>28745242
This or any other duck billed dinosaur.
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>>28745341
>>28745370
>>28745379
Shit sorry, I keep getting its type confused. Good thing grass and bug have almost identical weaknesses in game. I also completely forgot Fomantis even existed, so another fuckup on my part.
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We already got a koala bear so...
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>>28745315
>believing fake leaks
Must be fun
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>>28745335
How do you do, fellow bug-types?
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>>28745251
>Lurantis is an Orchid mantis, not a leaf mantis
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linx, maybe ground type, feline ground.
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>>28745497
I wish she didn't have those striped pantaloons, they ruin the design of an otherwise god tier pokemon.
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>>28745497
Didn't mean to greentext, whoops.
I'd love to see a Ghost Mantis though, maybe as a variant form of Scyther/Lurantis?
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>>28745242
>what is leavanny
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>>28745521
>she
>not liking groovy mantis
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>>28745529
A composite insect based on many things including a leafbug and leaf-cutter ant.
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Gila Monster, it'd probably be Poison/Something.
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>>28745587
Sandit
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>>28745503
>what is the shinx line
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>>28745529
It's certainly not a mantis, that's what. It's more based on a leaf bug than anything.
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>>28745478
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>>28745578
>and a donut ant
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>>28745600
Please take that photo and put it side by side with Salandit. They look nothing alike.
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>>28745242
But except the head that's straight up Leavanny
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>>28745446
Kanghaskan.....
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>>28745605 i see him more like a lion, not a linx. Linx has no tail.
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ITT: People who don't understand half of Pokemon designs
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>>28745707
>him
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>>28745707
Has no tail =/= Short tail
Also
>Him
Come on, anon.
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ITT People ignoring pokemon that aren't -exactly- identical to the animal they want.
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I still want a peacock Pokémon!
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>>28745625
Except that it has scythe hand like a mantis, the hood like the hooded mantis and camouflages itself as a leaf.
Its similarities to leaf bugs starts and ends with it mimicking leaves.
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>>28745726
>getting triggered by a word
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>>28745692
Kangaskhan really shows no other similarities with a kangaroo other than the pouch. It'd be stupid to call it a kangaroo pokemon.
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>>28745756
>by
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>>28745747
Ho-Oh.
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>>28745738
this. good grief
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>>28745726
>>28745737
yeah, my argument is invaklid cause not used it. Ok bois.
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>>28745605
Has absolutely nothing in common with the lynx, other than the name.
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>no rugby monkey pokemon

wtf GF
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>>28745779
Did you completely ignore the part where anon corrects your tail confusion?
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>>28745600
If you mean Salandit, he's based on a Salamander.

In European lore, the salamander was associated with two things, fire and poison. This is because salamanders often sleep under rotting logs and were very rarely seen by anyone during the day when people are active. When peasants brought in firewood and burned it, sometimes salamanders would crawl out from the fire to escape the heat. In the Talmud, it's written that Salamanders are a product of fire and that someone who smears their skin with salamander blood would be immune to fire. St. Augustine even used Salamanders to argue that eternal hellfire was possible since salamanders lived their whole lives in fire, it's not unreasonable to think that humans in hell could burn forever. According to some accounts even the Egyptians associated salamanders with fire.

The poison component is of course biological since most salamanders produce some kind of toxin. Legend tended to greatly exagerrate these powers though because again the salamander was a seldom seen critter. In France, they believed that a Salamander simply touching a water would render it all toxic, one who climbed a fruit tree would poison the fruit, and they had toxic breath which could swell a man until his skin burst open. Breton folklore held that the only way to kill a salamander was to lock it in a box where it would be forced to breathe its own poison. The very word salamander became taboo to them for fear that speaking it would summon them.

Salamanders have historical importance to the study of alchemy as the creature which represented fire.
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>>28745600
Please stop.
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>>28745793
thats it. I live where linx are wild in the monutain, and shinx line is not related.
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>>28745793
Except the whole concept of Luxray is that it has exceptional good eyesight and can see through walls. Which is exactly what people used to think lynxes could do.
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>>28745802
i ignore stupid correction. Everybody undestand what i ws trying to say, u just mad.
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>>28745524
his head looks like candlejack, i think he would make an awesome pok
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>>28745769
>lel
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>>28745828
>Stupid correction
A correction isn't stupid if it is a correction though?
The anon wasn't even trying to say you were wrong, just remind you that it had a tail and you were confusing yourself with "it has a small tail, therefore no tail." Don't need to be upset over a memearrow gender pronoun or small correction and project on other poor anons.
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>>28745815
So you live in the area of an animal you can't spell the name of?
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>>28745521
>she
>ruin
kys
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>>28745242
Pokemon based on American Superheroes.

Fighting/Flying
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>>28745862
its stupid when its a silly correction. :)
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>>28745987
Who is this cutie patootie?
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>>28746002
Gerald
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>>28745521
It was made that way so it looks like she is wearing a kimono with hakama.
You can also see that influence in her arms (looks like a long sleeve) and pose.
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>>28746135
what is cobalion
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>>28746230
An abomination.
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>>28745747
Ghost/Flying Peacock where the tail is some kind of portal with eyes, watching. I would love this.
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>>28745770
Retard
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>>28745692
You mean, that fat marsupial dinosaur shit is a kangaroo?
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>>28746230
Kudu, possibly markhor.
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>>28745242
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>>28746283
i have no argument
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time to show you shit from the much better board /an/
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I desperately need a Guinea pig pokemon
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>>28746301
>both can spred their tail weathers out in a fan
>exactly the same crest
>both are known for their colorful plumage
it's a peafowl
>b-but muh houou
it's both, peafowls are a huge part of the inspiration behind asian phoenixes
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>>28745921
I saw a fan-made early bug line where the final evo was a superhero moth, with its cape doubling as its wings. It was awesome. I'll try to find it.
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>>28746358
no you dont
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>>28745242
LEAVANNY
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>>28746372

Other than the fact that it looks literally nothing like a peafowl.

You might want to rethink your definition of "exactly the same", because even the crest doesn't look like a peafowl's.
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>>28746409
I'm sure that if you changed the colors from gold and red to blue and green you would not have questioned it at all.
It is clearly inspired by peafowls.
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I'd have said your mom but Snorlax already exists
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>>28746412
I just want an Ice/Ghost spirit owl
>>28746465
claydol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1sQmZ1EzhA

Grass/Fire Dictamnus pokemon.
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>>28746289
I was thinking psychic and the tail eyes could amplify its mental abilities.
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scyther and lurantis are niggers
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I'd love to see a Superhero Pokemon
Steel/Flying with Filter of Heatproof as its ability
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>>28746525
>implying superheroes are animals
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>>28746525
Does super sentai count because there are two of those already.
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>>28745269
>Kyogre
>>28745314
Drampa
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>>28746689
Kyogre is an orca, not a bottlenose dolphin.
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>ctrl+f "Mantis Shrimp"
>0 Results

What the fuck, guys?
Also Flamingos, Cranes, Cuttlefish, and Lionfish.
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>>28746718
Fair enough.
I assumed you were just referring to Dolphins in general.
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>>28745242

Leavanny
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>>28746472
But claydol doesn't live in the sea :(
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Quadruped protean lizard that is fast or just use camouflage
>inb4 heliolisk
Fuck off I dont want to fugg a bipedal lizard
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>>28745759

>brown
>pointy ears
>pouch
>long tail

It's still a kangaroo, just not the generic cartoon kangaroo that you want
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>>28746452

Ho-Oh is a Chinese phoenix
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>>28745242
>what is leavanny
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>>28746915
>>28746372
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>>28746452

>I'm sure if you completely changed its design, you would agree with me!

Nah.
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>Mermaids
I just need that, I'd kill myself in peace
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>>28746559
>implying random karate/boxing/capoera/kickboxing/judo guy is an animal
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>>28747062
>changing coloration is completely changing the design
This only proves that you would only be satisfied by my mom's peacock, since if a pokémon isn't colored exactly like a peacock then it's not inspired by a peacock.
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>>28747083
>What is Popmaid?
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>>28746347
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>>28747128
Fake and gay.
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>>28747112
not that anon, but a giant firebird is not a peacok, no matter how much the fenghuang might have been inspired by their look.
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>>28747128
Fake pokemon don't count
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>>28747140
>>28747151
you are VERY funny
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>>28747143
A giant fire peacock is still inspired on a peacock.
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>>28747130
Please let Guzma's Araidos Mega Evolve into this.
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>>28747140
Prove it fgt
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>>28745452
Froakie and Politoed
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>>28747099
Dosen't look like any plant, fungi, protist, or bacteria to me.
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>>28747140
>>28747151

Oh wait with Rugby Monkey it's all but confirmed and even if it was fake you have no evidence. Denial fags never fail to make my day
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>>28747208
I don't like those.
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>>28747223
>Rugby Monkey
It's clearly a lemur, dude
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>>28747225
Toxicroak?
>inb4 toad
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>>28747223
>Lemur that throws coconuts
>You guise it's clearly a rugby monkey, something i never would have thought of if i didn't have a boner for the fake chinese leaks
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>>28746866
>3 generic characteristic a lot of animals have
>1 characteristic shared by all marsupials

Kangaskhan doesn't even remotely look like a kangaroo, the only reason it slides is because "oh it has a baby in its pouch, it's a kangaroo!"

>that you want

Fuck off. Don't assume I'm the same person.
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>>28747241
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Holy fuck the delusion is real. Stay mad denial-fag
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>>28747223
stop mixing leaks
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>>28747241
Lemurs are still primates therefore a monkey anon, come on we lost the fight just give up :(
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Why the hell does Pokemon have so many birds yet so few parrots?
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>>28747245
I don't like that either.
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>>28747299
>All primates are monkeys
fuck off
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>>28747307
I-is there even a parrot? I don't think so
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>>28747322
Chatot.
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>>28745446
idiot

koalas arent bears

stop being spastic

koala NOT koala bear

kill yourself

yes i am mad
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>>28747269
It is literally just my mom's ruffed lemur with a helmet.
A sport-playing primate is close enough as evidence that the leak is real, but it's still not a monkey.
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>>28747322
The only parrot is Chatot, who'se a lovebird of all things.
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>>28747321
Humans are just advanced monkeys holy shit anon No I am definitely not an Oranguru
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>>28745848
Stop trying to force candlejack memes. No one ge
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>>28747183
>new megas
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>>28747176

Except for the fact that it looks nothing like one.

And no, I would be content with more than "just my mom's peacock". There's a lot of interesting things you can do with a bird with an eye-spot motif.
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>>28747406
Monkeys are a paraphyletic group, apes aren't considered monkeys.
Same reason all terrestrial vertebrates aren't labeled as really advanced fish.

Anyway, lemurs still aren't monkey since their a completely different lineage fro the rest of the primates.
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>>28747552
I searched "fire peacock" just for you, and this is the 4th result.
Tell me this isn't what Ho-Oh looks like.

You're just mad Ho-Oh doesn't focus on the eye spots, because everything else present.
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>>28747128
Selkies and mermaids aren't the same thing.
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>>28747640

Okay. That isn't what Ho-oh looks like.
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>>28747670
At this point you're just shitposting.
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>>28746312
sn00t!?!
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>>28746465
This looks like a LoZ enemy.
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>>28746857
Was going to post this. Good taste, anon.

>>28747130
I usually dislike spiders, but that shit is dope.
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>>28747307
Yeah, and the one parrot we have is the single worst pokemon.
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>>28747369
He gets it
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MIMIC OCTOPUS
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>>28747130
Too edgy.
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This. And its larva is also pretty cool.
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Only for the size.
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ITT: faggots that want a specific species of animal instead of the animal mons we have now
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>>28748272
hur dur hurfffffffff
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>>28748188
I want a dragonfly that starts out as a larva, those things are awesome.
I would have settled for a Yanma prevo if Yanma wasn't so shit that it's basically impossible.
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>>28748297
forgot image
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>>28745692
Dinosaur mom.
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>>28745497
>>28745524
Theres a mantis that turns black after brush fires so it can camoflage

i had an idea for a syther evo that was part fire that would be cool.

Mosquitos need to be a pokemon
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>>28748487
A decent amount of the posts were valid.
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>>28745755
Not to mention its French name have mantis in it, people may not like its face of its behavior, but that is a leaf mantis, all it lack are the wings
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>>28747289
Same leak, retard.
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>>28747715

The only ones shitposting are the ones that come into these threads and, without fail, reply to other people's posts of animals with snarky one-word comments naming Pokemon tangentially related to that animal by the flimsiest of strings, or otherwise suggest that because there exists one Pokemon that's sort of like this animal if you squint at it while drunk, an anon can't want another Pokemon that actually looks like the animal.
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>>28749005
Are you one of those people that hate that Kangaskhan is a kangaroo?

Sure, it's fine to want more accurate representations, but don't throw a hissy fit when people tell you that we already have kangaroo pokémon when the topic is specifically animals that aren't pokémon yet.
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>>28745242
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They could literally make my moms mantis shrimp and it would fit right in
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>>28747322
>forgetting about the best Pokemon
Not cool, man. Not cool.
I'm also with >>28747307 as I'd love a cockatiel or a cockadoo Pokemon, these are my favorite animals. Macaws are cool as well.
I can't believe with all the obscure animals we've got in the series, there's still only one of the most based ones.
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Gonna post some caterpillars.
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This freaky thing. I could see it as a caterpillar with a deceptively cute "face" whose nose is its true hideously exaggerated insect face.
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Snake mimicking caterpillar.
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>>28749077

Kangaskhan is a kangaroo like a tyrannosaurus rex is a duck.
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>>28747654

Popmaid has more a lot more in common with mermaids than selkies. The tail, the hair, the pearls and starfish accessories are features of mermaids. Selkies are just seals that turn into regular women.
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>>28750257

>Wahhh it isn't mammalian looking so it isn't a kangaroo
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>>28745452
Seismi
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>>28746002
A lemming.
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>>28746230
You're fucking retarded.
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>>28750552

The only specific feature it shares with kangaroos at all is that it has a pouch.
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>>28750679

Which is the most important feature of the kangaroo.
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>>28750711

It is the most important feature of marsupials in general, not kangaroos specifically.
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>>28750737
Sure, but consider this:
It's too big to be a Wallaby
It has nothing to do with trees, so it can't be a Koala or Possum/Opossum
It stands upright all the time, so it can't be a Tazmanian Devil or a Wombat
It literally has "Kanga" in the name in every single region.
You're in denial

You're allowed to not like Kangaskhan and to want another Kangaroo pokemon, but you can't deny Kangaskhan is a Kangaroo without indulging in some pretty serious self-deception.
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>>28751085

It quite clearly isn't any of those things. It's a dinosaur that is also a marsupial.
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>>28751171
What do you call a guy standing ankle-deep in an egyptian river?

In denial
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>>28745987
literally my moms hamster
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>>28750124
what is dunsparce
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>>28751652
Well it's a tsuchinoko but yeah I guess they're a bit similar.
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>>28752460
What if tsuchinokos were snake mimicking caterpillars all this time?
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>>28748360
Dinosaur mom is best mom
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>>28745446
Kangaskhan, Chansey, Blissey, Breloom and Happiny.
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>>28750025
>literally Gumshoos
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>>28752543
They're supposedly, like, 6 feet long. So, yknow, I don't think so.
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>>28750025
Literally my mom's broom
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>>28745810
funnily enough, mythological salamanders have more lizard-like characteristics than amphibian ones.

I guess that's why salandit is the "toxic lizard" pokemon in the dex
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>>28745242
Water/Steel
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>>28749671
I'd really like to see them implement a mantis shrimp Pokemon with two different ones based on the two different varieties of smashers and spearers, and both have signature moves based on that
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>>28750124
jesus christ thats horrifyingly accuracte
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>>28745242
Komodo Dragon/Monitor lizard, Book, Lightbulb, Door, Mirror, Scorpionfly, Vole, Cuttlefish, Giant squid, Nautilus, Clothing, Barracuda, Any type of cetacean, Sea Anemone, Vehicle, Picture frame, wind-up toy/Jack-in-the-box/Toy soldier/Doll, Radio, Stereo, Microwave, Satellite, Brain, Skeleton, Parasite, Pillow, Quill Pen, Sea sponge, Armadillo, Pill bug, Weevil, Naked mole rat, Earthworm, Any one of those weird blind troglodytes, Phylliroe (deep sea slug that looks and acts like a fish), Any other type of extinct plant or animal (NOT water type), Hydra (the microscopic kind), Paramecium, Rotifer, Euglena, Phytoplankton, Zooplankton, Water Bear, Virus, Bacteria, Pill/Tablet, Syringe, Any adhesive, Any instrument, Any writing utensil, Building block, Snowman, Jewelry, Barbed wire, A grass type that is actually grass, Any type of food plant, Any other type of flower, Any other type of mythical beast, Gargoyle, A real king, Any other type of food, Mud volcano, Geyser, Hot spring, Pollution, Economy, Industry, Solar panel, Black Hole, Comet, UFO, Crop circle, Pepper, Any other passerine, Platypus, Thorny devil, Bearded dragon, Blue tongued skink, Blue tailed skink, Any type of physics based factor, Any type of educational subject, Amber, Any other type of mineral, Any other type of element, Any other type of rock, Pet rock, Windmill, Don Quixote (the natural enemy of said windmill), Mule, Any other type of wild dog and cat, Flea, Grasshopper, Dung beetle, Bombadier beetle, Velvet worm, Carnivorous caterpillars of Hawaii (Alolan Caterpie pls), Any other type of shark, Sawfish, Alligator gar, Tuna, Opah, Oarfish, Salmon, Trout, Tilapia, Mussel, Geoduck, Limpet, Chiton, Ice Cube, Vacuum (not the cleaner), Computer, Currency, Calculator, Shrodinger's Cat, Genres of media, and everything else mentioned in this thread. Really, just come up with a good idea to relate to something, and make it a Pokemon. But be smart about it.
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>>28747509
Haha very funny faggots now st
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>>28756243
>Didn't say his name
You fucked up.
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>>28746391
oh hi octodad
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Queen ant pokemon when?
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He
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>>28749671
I wonder how everyone would feel when Gamefreak creates a mantis shrimp Pokemon, but it's more like a mantis-like Pokemon with shrimp features. Call it the mantis "shirmp" Pokemon.
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>>28747351
It's not a bear. It's just people call him a bear 'cus he kinda looks like one. The same people call that orange guy a red panda although he's not related to panda.
TLDR: We've got a fucking retard having a seizure here for being fucking pedantic.
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>>28745314
Furfrou
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>>28745497
Too bad Lurantis doesn't nearly as good as that.
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>>28751085
Pidgey has "pi(d)ge" from pigeon. That shit doesn't look one bit like a pigeon. Just accept it retard, Kangaskhan is a kangaroo in all but name. It's a fucking retarded marsupial dinosaur shit.
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>>28756209
>geoduck

I thought this was a joke, but tis a clam that looks like a penis
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>>28757400

You mean it's a kangaroo in name only.
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>>28747307
We just need more exotic looking birds.
Pic related isn't exactly that but fuck it's cool
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>>28756209
>Vacuum

It could be a Ghost-type
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>>28757405
also they're pronounced gooey-duck
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>>28745242
Scythe was a praying mantis wasn't he?
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>>28748532
Fuck off. Everyone in this thread is a fucking retard.
Pokemon aren't just fucking animals. They aren't fucking animals.
They simply take inspiration from animals. USUALLY more than ONE FUCKING ANIMAL.
God fucking dammitc Kyogre is not a fucking dolphin, its a pokemon that looks similar to an orca, but it ia NOT A FUCKING ORCA.
For fucking fuck FUCKITY sakes! I hate these goddamn threads. What am I not getting the joke? Are these supposed to be troll threads? En-FUUUUCKING-lighten me.
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>>28745242
>2016
>no bug/fighting praying mantis yet
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>>28757400
You keep saying marsupial without realizing that proves my point for me.

The only marsupials that even kind of resemble Kangaskhan are Kangaroos or Wallabys, and Wallabys are smaller than Kangaskhans are supposed to be. Therefore, if Kangaskhan is a marsupial, it must either in whole or in part be based on Kangaroos. If you add the name on top, that solidifies the claim.

So thanks for helping out my point there.
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>>28745770
Go read up on Feng Huang. It's a mythical Korean bird god thing that in other languages is called Ho-oh.
Ho-oh is not a peacock but is in fact based on Feng Huang.
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>>28757560
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>>28757614
Scyther
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>>28757641
Nope, it's still a marsupial dinosaur shit loosely based on a kangaroo. The same way Snorlax is a Neopet reject that is loosely based on a bear but isn't one. That's why GF introduces several proper bear Pokémon. It's a stretch to call it a kangaroo just because it's bipedal and has a pouch. Now it's time for GF to introduce a proper kangaroo Pokémon.
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>>28757735

Whether or not you think it's enough of a kangaroo doesn't matter.

The origin name GF have given it are mixes of kangaroo and other words.

It's a kangaroo in GF's eyes. Your opinion doesn't matter.
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>>28757713
Scyther is a dragon mantis shit, not a proper mantis. Now that I think about it, Genwun has the tendency to slap saurian/reptilian features willy-nilly on Pokémon, turning them into shit-tier Pokémon designs.
> bipedal marsupial dinosaur
> bipedal drill-horned dinosaur
> bipedal horned and spiky moon rabbit dinosaur
> bipedal fire booby dinosaur
> bipedal platypus dinosaur
> bipedal insectoid reptilian with scythes
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>>28757822

So you agree that we don't have an actual kangaroo yet.

Thank you.
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>2016
>no mothman pokemon
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>>28747547
>what fresh hell is this? I wonder
fucking arachnids man, i'm glad people freak out about spiders so much, the focus on them saves everyone from having to look at the uglier ones.
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>>28757713
>bug/fighting
>i literally cant read
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>>28758316
kek
you aknowleged it, which is more than i can say for most of this board
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>>28745251
>All mantises are the same
Lurantis is an orchid mantis, fucktard.

On topic, idolomantis diabolica, the Devil's Flower Mantis. ba af tbqh.
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>>28757560
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Out of all the choices, why do these threads always turn into we don't have representation for 20 genuses of x, or my perfect brand of communism has never been tried before set to repeat and circlejerk. It's always the same animals as well. That and arguing about the finer details of cartoon animals like it matters to anyone, especially gamefreak.
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This fucker
The only real life Steel-type animal
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>>28758616
Autism.
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>>28758616
Because you're a fucking retard, that's why :^)
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>>28758696
Alola Shelmet?
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>>28745759
>it doesn't look exactly like a kangaroo, so it isn't because I say it isn't, despite the similarities it does have
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>>28757560
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>>28757698
>>28758504
But am I wrong though? It's funny how unimaginative and uncreative this stupid fucking board is. Unable to fucking realize that pokemon are amalgams of ideas and inspirations.
It isn't just fire dog, water bird, and grass squirrel.
You fucking idiots fucking disgust me...
And YES I like Negan, fight me bro.
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>>28747321
>All primates are monkeys
To the average person with no actual knowledge of the difference? Yes

You'd be surprised how many people would look at a lemur and say 'that's a monkey', or constantly get monkey and ape confused.
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>>28759871
Letting this board get to you is your biggest mistake, Anon. Cool down.
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literal anime shark
water/fairy or dark/fairy to spice up typing varieties

we just need more sharks in general
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>>28758616
>>28759871

chill the fuck out we're just having fun why do you feel the need to ruin everything because you don't like it?

you're on /vp/ for fucks sake get some perspective
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>>28745242
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Normal Ground type llama

>>28745274
I would love this
>>28755565
nice
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>>28745242
best thing I could think of.
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>>28757842
>magmar
>golduck
>any dinosaur features

are you retarded?
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>>28760116
I would love a whale shark or something like that.
I'd also love a stingray instead of a manta. It'd have to differentiate itself from both mantine and stunfisk for the trap/ electric fish element, so it could be difficult.
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>>28746765
Crabrawler.

I think that was the name.
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>>28760332
No you
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>>28759827
All marsupials are kangaroos herp derp derp look at me I'm a retard!!!
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>>28757560
But anon, OP literally posted leavanny. I wasn't even being a smartass. Leavanny is pretty faithful to the base animal even.
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>>28757868
>Let me just shove these words into your mouth.

If you're going to argue your idiot opinion at least argue them right.
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>>28759827
Sorry but genwun took too much fucking artistic liberties when designing Pokémon.
> they tried to pass off a generic brown bird as a pigeon.
>they tried to pass off a platypus as a duck.
>they tried to pass off a drill-horned dinosaur as a rhinoceros.
>they tried to pass off a marsupial dinosaur as a kangaroo.
And apparently this worked because there are retards like you who believe Kangaskhan is a kangaroo because it has "Kanga" in its name and it also has a pouch :^)
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