post pokemon in this thread that are literally you

>>28740650
where'd you get that picture of me, OP?

>>28740664
>Literally 95% of /vp/

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>>28740650
>strong
>regal
>graceful
>fast
>bulky

Yep. This is me

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>>28740671
it was that or this

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This or banette

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I just want people to like me.

>>28740678
>Strong
sure

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literally me

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>>28740753
get a haircut dude

I'd say I'm a Nidorino but Nidoran will do.

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>>28740650

>>28740756
don't mask yourself, anon. I like you.

>>28740742
I'm gengar so you must be banette

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>>28740788
that was the nicest thing i've heard in awhile. thanks, anon.

>>28740878
you're very welcome, anon. have a wonderful morning/day/evening/night!

>>28740650
For me it's Golduck; intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor.

>>28740924
i-i might've gotten a girlfriend tonight, so i'm having a great night. you do too, anon.

>>28740650
You are a doormat for any girl that looks your way? Got it

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Not really anyone's favorite but not really hated by anyone either.

;-;

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this one

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>>28741121
I'll never forgive it for Skarmbliss no matter how many gens pass.

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>28740766
Bruh lets 1 vs 1 irl bruh
I'll deck you

>>28741132
Your known by most, used by few, and a meme to all!

>>28741088
in the anime that Golduck was the most alpha pokemon ever.

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literally me(me).

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>>28740755
close, but i'm not that cute

>>28741121
>Not anyone's favorite
But I really like Skarmory

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I serve no particular purpose and prefer solitude.

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>>28740650

>>28741868
Do you really wear torn up pantyhose irl

>>28741868
I would fuck you.

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>>28741843
my man

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me tbqh family

>>28741868
trap confirmed

>>28741121
i hate skarmory

that fucker cost me 30 ultra balls in silver back in the day

>>28741843
>>28741896
May we all find the finest rocks to hide beneath.

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>>28740650

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Can't do much on my own, but great for support and I can be the glue that binds the team together.

And, just like Forretress, I'll die if I'm set on fire. We're like twins.

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>>28740650
>kinda ugly
>100% awkward
>looks like it doesn't know how to keep a conversation
>mentally absent
>still wants to be loved

Literally me. Man, I wish I were Gardevoir.

>>28742308
You wish you were rapebait?

>>28740963
What could possibly make you think that Golduck is an edgy narcissistic cunt?

>>28742323
At least Gardevoir is popular and beautiful!

;w;

>>28742362
Popularity is one thing, but you're already beautiful <3

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I'd say Garbodor because I'm trash, but I also consider Garbodor cute, so I don't know.

>>28740963
kek

>>28742351
you must be new here

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>>28742375
Awww.... thx, senpai! You made me blush~

<3

>>28742435
Sorry. I'll lurk more

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>not good looking but lots of people like me for no good reason
>couldn't care less what's going on, always chill
>sometimes too chill when i shouldn't be

i love him, for he is me

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>>28742538
I guess you're not much of a garden person huh?

>>28742538
But if he can say he doesn't care, isn't he aware?

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>>28742566
true. also, forgot to mention lots of quagsires run amnesia, and i have memory loss problems, so that fits too.

only issue is that i am phased by virtually nothing, but the moment something pushes me over the limit i explode, but then i calm down instantly. try to find a pic of angry quag, you can't

>>28742613
>forgot to mention
>memory loss problems
I believe you, anon.
Okay, sorry, that might've been rude. Carry on, you have good taste.

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>Cool
>Strong
>Super intelligent
>Very fast

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>>28742676
>always chill
>rude
no harm done brudda

>>28742696
>>28740678

Don't you think you are too full of yourself?

>>28742733
He's not full of himself, he's just proud of his power.

>>28742776
>he

one of you two, stop samefagging please and thank you

>>28742308
Hey, if you don't fuck up and make the right life choices you can become a qt Bellossom.

>>28742843
Vileplume is cuter, though.

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I'm cute and I love money.
Pay Day err day

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>>28742843
>>28742862
With my luck I will never find my Sun Stone nor my Leaf Stone thou.
You are all too nice to me. I will still keep on trying! <3

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I'm always cold and nervous

>>28742976
Can still find an Eviolite and be the best you you can possibly be.

>>28742817
>>28742733
Pretty sure the Lucario guy was sarcastic.

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In all levels except physical I am a nightdoggo

>>28742538
>>28742613
Are you me?

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>>28740756
>>28740788
>>28740878
>>28740924
>>28740964
The fucking cringe ugh children

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bow down

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>>28743344
sure

>>28740650
you already posted it

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>>28743385
tfw the cringe so strong you piss

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>>28743385
Be nice, Anon. Anyway, unsociable cat is literally me.

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>hides in darkness
>prankster
>creeps people out
>seen only rarely

that sounds like me

>>28740963
Ancient callback

I don't know how to post pictures yet but I'd probably say Lucario.

>>28743385
don't assume somebody is a child just because they're being nice on a website full of big fat neckbeard potato munching pieces of shit.

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>>28743631

>>28743631
>i don't know how to post pictures yet

what are you, fucking autistic?

>>28743631
Try harder baiting next time please anon

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psssch ...

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>>28743661

>>28743659
underage alert. different guy here, btw. there's a difference between being nice and being cringey, anon.
>i-i might've gotten a girlfriend tonight, so i'm having a great night. you do too, anon.

>>28743821
well that might've been a little cringy, i can't disagree. but the rest of the conversation wasn't really cringeworthy at all to me.

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>>28743851
then we're all good here, everyone agrees

>>28742696
That's pretty much me

>>28742733
It's a meme, you never seen the "intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor" posts?

>>28743903
>Trying to help retards
Fuck off

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In a lot of ways, including being poisonous to everyone around me ;_;

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>introverted
>don't go out much
>kind of a pacifist but actually don't wanna be
>people like me but not everybody because I'm not alpha
>don't force things since it usually leads to shitty results
>full of secrets and mystery
>lots of potential untapped
>keep most of it inside
>still get by somehow

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>>28740650

>>28743931
Are you me?

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>>28740650
i'm shemale

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When i wake and realize i'm still alive

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when bewear was first announced i couldn't believe how "literally me" he was. it's pretty much me as a pokemon. my favorite color is pink, i tower over my friends, i'm known for giving everyone back-breaking hugs, and multiple people have called me a "teddy bear." bewear is definitely one of my favorites now.

>>28744333
Literally autism

>>28744020
no. but it's cool that you can relate.

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>>28744333

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All cozy in its protective leaf blanket and generally keeps to self until befriended.

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S**t

>>28744025
do you have nice boobies though?

>>28743124
>[awooooos]

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>>28742776
kek

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>>28741161
Oh dear.

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>>28743124
>fursona detected

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>>28744025
Just fucking die already!
If I can't be a Gardevoir noone can!

>>28740650
Wtf? Why and how did you post me then?

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just gotta keep going

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>>28740650
BOI DID HE JUST

>>28740964
>I just want someone to like me waaahhh!!!
>I have a gf btw lol

fuck off man. you don't have the right to complain

>>28747377
Ah I see it was continued to be edited after the katanas