I'm a sudowoodo. Ask me anything

>>28729782
Why did you rape my mom

>>28729782

If an Ursaring shits in the woods, and no one is around to smell it, does it have a smell?

>>28729782
Do you seriously think you're fooling anyone when you're pretending to be a tree?

How do you do to urinate when you're imitating a three ?

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>>28729809
I am incapable of rape

What is it like to be a real plant, and not just a fake one?

>>28729782

Are you still in the cut?

>>28729782
What type are you??

>>28729886
I love being tree. All the tree things are my favorite. I love walking in the mud and drinking water from my feet

>>28729866
I urinate like the normal tree way. For real

>>28729887
SUDUWUDU

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I'm a cloyster, ask me anything.

Why are you always smiling?

>>28729782
how do you feel about shiny sudowoodo?
will you ever get a mega?

>>28729886
trees aren't plants...

>>28729903
I'm tree type. Like everyone knows. My mom was a bellsprout. You can tell from my leafage prominently displayed on my arm branches

>>28729937
I love smiling, smiling is my favorite

>>28729782
You are a fake.
I want nothing from you.
Not even answers.

>>28729934
How are you typingo on a keyboard?

>>28729934
Why are you ice type?

>>28729782
Do you fuck around with them fuckarounds?

>>28730053
The way normal trees usually do, ya know? Like an oak or maple would.

>>28730085
Sudowoodo, that was not for youdo. It was for the clam

>>28730053
I'm having an ambipom do it for me, ok? Stupid monkey can barely spell.
>>28730063
God (GF) seems to hate me. I like the STAB though.

can i pay u to kill me

>>28729868
Favorite post on board 2016

>>28730176
Can pokemon really talk to each other?

>>28729782
Is there an Alolan Sudowoodo that's grass type but looks like a rock?

>>28730384
Yes of course, and we understand what you humans say, although we can't speak human, but we have figured out how to type in your language (obviously).