Ask Oranguru

>>28725123
How big is Kukui's dick?

>>28725123
When will the gays leave?

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>>28725133

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>>28725123
Does passimian like anal?

If two Fairy-type Pokémon were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what?

>>28725140
have you enjoyed your spamthreads

>>28725140
when will the straights leave?

>>28725146
why is passimian's tail stupidly massive in this artwork reeeeee my autism

>>28725140
When will stupid frogposters off themselves into an active buzzsaw?

>>28725146
>fucking digitigrade legs on a lemur
Fucking dumb furfags.

These questions are all outside Oranguru's area of expertise, but he will answer.

>>28725133
It is 26.2 Pokecubits in length precisely.

>>28725146
Passimian in fact loves anal especially in his own anus. He also loves to be gay.

>>28725140
>>28725158
There is no time at which all the gays will leave. The same applies for straights. Some of the gays may leave if Passimian leaves.

>>28725147
That is a common occurrence because many fairy Pokemon are in fact from the moon. It is therefore not fucked up at all.

>>28725146
he's a power bottom

>>28725146
Why can't furfags stay on model? The legs don't look anything like that.

>>28725191
>The first time you said this wasn't enough
>>28725166
Why don't you find out~

>>28725198
>Some of the gays may leave if Passimian leaves.
Then I will get rid of Passimian.

How did the humanity survived at the very beginning, with all these predators ?

>>28725203
Stop this meme
>Reeeeeeeciever
>>28725204
THICC

Hey guys scarce here

>>28725219
power bottoms are great

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>>28725226
Whatever mang
>that was a good game, coach
Bite me

>>28725226
Don't fag up my manly rugby monkey.

(At least make him a top)

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>>28725212
Humanity was no different from a Pokemon and had different characteristics. They are feeble today without tools because they have grown to rely on them.

>>28725275
power bottoms are doms who take it anon

they're the type who rides your dick but makes sure he's in control, like pulling the chain of the clamps on your nipples, insulting your dick, or commenting on how you're so out of breath

>>28725296
Actually humans have no weaknesses strengths or resistance to Pokemon types, as shown throughout the anime,that is how they survived.

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What's wrong with me?

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>>28725326
Oranguru does not believe animations for human children too young to have their own Pokemon are a good source of knowledge.

>>28725340
Oranguru suspects that you spend your spend your time unwisely on trivial matters such as consulting with dubious internet sources. You must re-evaluate your existence.

>>28725403
What do you see in the stars, wise one?

Oh Great Oranguru, please bestow unto me the knowledge... What is Gallade's true rival Pokemon?

>>28725403
kek

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>>28725431
Prudent that you ask. The stars show a time of great turmoil ahead. A dire conflict will envelop the entire Alola region that threatens all its inhabitants. But we need not worry because the conflict will be solved by a young one in about 10 hours.

>>28725452
Oranguru cannot answer your question for it would not be grammatically correct. Gallade in fact has three distinct rival Pokemon, depending on which universe you are in.

>>28725516
Tell me the three, Great Oranguru.

>>28725516
>10 hours
Did I miss something?

>>28725123
Is whoever drew that picture autistic?

>>28725548
Use your brain, nimrod.

Great Oranguru, why do you not grace Sun with your presence?

>>28725609
He has sensitive skin.

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>>28725545
You already know the three. Search your heart and your Pokedex. Oranguru can show you the door, but only you can accept that it must be opened. Or Oranguru can tell you that they are Sceptile, Swampert and Blaziken, but that would not be sagely.

>>28725548
Oranguru asks: would you like to miss something? If you do not wish anything to me missed, it will be 25 hours.

>>28725562
Without a doubt.

>>28725516
Do Probopass and Magnezone get along?

>>28725631
Is this a riddle, or do you just not know what you are talking about?
What is happening?

>>28725563
Why don't you answer the question instead of being an ass?

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>>28725631
>Or Oranguru can tell you that they are Sceptile, Swampert and Blaziken, but that would not be sagely.
T-That can't be... I was so sure...

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>>28725609
Oranguru refers you to >>28725621

>>28725644
No. For some reason, each one firmly believes the other is always copying them and cramping their style.

>>28725664
Soon.

>>28725123
If my team is shit then how do I fix it Oranguru?

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>>28725685
Ok, "soon"

>>28725631
O great and wise sage of the forest, my question for you is this. Is Wike a pure and sweet milf or is she more of the cruel femdom type?

>>28725123
Where on the autistic spectrum is Oranguru?

>>28725685
How about Machamp and Conkeldurr? Are they friends? Friendly rivals? Enemies? Will a third member join their squad soon?

>>28725704
nigga Oranguru means once the turmoil starts, a kid will end it in about 10 hours. Not that it will be happening 10 hours from now

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>>28725730
Oh shit, ok

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O great Oranguru, please tell me, is Chicken-chan is a NPC in SM if you choose to play as the male character?

tell us wise one, do you have a previous evolutionary stage or are you a single stage pokemon?

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>>28725681
Oranguru speaks only the truth. It may be that the relationship of rivalry itself is your doubt. They are merely Gallade's rival, Gallade is not theirs.

>>28725697
You must address the weaknesses by their priority. First, if there is are any Passimian on your team, you must remove them. Second, if there are no Oranguru, you must add one. The rest is easy.

>>28725716
Nowhere at all.

>>28725707
Oranguru believes that being asexual, she is neither.

>>28725719
They are all these things at once and they will not be alone for long. In truth, they were planning to meet a friend Alola, but that friend encountered a Passimian along the road who delayed him for approximately 3 years.

Great oranguru, I have a bad feeling your speed stat will be shit. Is a choice scarf a wise solution to this problem, or would trick room be better?

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>>28725799
>they will not be alone for long. In truth, they were planning to meet a friend Alola, but that friend encountered a Passimian along the road who delayed him for approximately 3 years
Gen 8, here I come

>>28725123
thanks doc?

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>>28725789
Oranguru believes himself to be alone. After all, he cannot pinpoint a moment in time at which he was not Oranguru and became Oranguru.

>>28725842
Oranguru would look particularly choice with a choice scarf, but also feels strongly that there is no need to hurry.

>>28725799
>Nowhere at all.
keep dreaming buddy

>>28725123
Is Orangure the only good part of Pokemon Moon?
Also what do i nickname my future Oranguru?

>>28725799
>>28725845
>>28725882
I also meant to ask but forgot. What did Passimian do to delay the Alolan friend?

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O wise Oranguru, will I find more success with Daydoggo or Nightdoggo?

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>>28725896
The moon offers many dangers, but also many gifts. You will find more before the end.

Oranguru knows that the greatest names come from within, but warns that naming after the newly deceased is an omen of ill fortune.

>>28725950
Knowing Passimian, it is possible the friend was delayed by his mere presence. By Passimian being there, the friend could not.

But it is also conceivable that the friend fled far from Passimian to avoid a very gay and very autistic fate that mysteriously befalls many an associate of Passimian's.

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Just want to say that Oranguru looks like Gary Spivey, here he is with an orangutan. coincidence?

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>>28726010
>the friend fled far from Passimian to avoid a very gay and very autistic fate that mysteriously befalls many an associate of Passimian's
I-I guess it's for the best then. Please receive these humble offering as a sign of gratitude. They're to boost attack but we guess you already know that. Not sure how it will benefit you though

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>>28726010
Great sage, will Gyarados and Milotic find peace in Alola? Will they meet a close friend? Or will Wishiwashi make sure it doesn't happen in this tropical paradise?

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>>28725970
Oranguru sees great success for you if the wolf that basks in the sun's warmth takes your side. But in this future, he sees you often waver, and have no sagely guide to set you on the right path. He hopes you will choose well even when guidance cannot be found.

>>28726065
Oranguru thanks you for gift.

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>>28725516
ARE THE STARS FINALLY RIGHT?!

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>>28726092
Great sage, please enlighten us >>28726091

>>28726092
Oranguru, does sereperior have two dicks like other snakes? Also: can i cuddle with serperior in both nonsexual and sexual way, without vore wih is fucking raterted fetish?

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Great sage Oranguru, please tell me, will people ever stop hating and accept Charizard?

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>>28726091
They will find a place, whether it be one of peace or turmoil is all a matter of perspective. But Oranguru fears they will find no easy friends, and that Wishiwashi may see to that.

>>28726126
Oranguru senses that your heart is troubled by many burdens, and that you have many fears you must first conquer before it is fitting to ask how many dicks Serperior has.

>>28726138
Haters will invariably hate.

O noble Oranguru, why can you only learn four moves?

>>28726173
Great Oranguru, what are starters final evolutions?

I have come far and braved the temptation of many waifu threads to ask you this question oh wise ape of the woods. Will vikavolt be a reliable member of my team or will it be yet another sub standard regional insect?

>>28726173
should i fap to my favorite pokemon?

Great Oranguru, have you ever considered becoming a Digimon?

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>>28726320
>he doesn't gap to his favorite pokemon

>>28726341
how exactly do i GAP to my favorite pokemon?

>>28726358
Fap is what I mean

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>>28726247
In truth, Oranguru knows all moves simultaneously, but would prefer it if someone else performed them instead of him. That is the way of Oranguru.

>>28726278
Even without his wisdom, Oranguru believes you already know.

>>28726316
You can be assured that it Vikavolt will be a regional insect of the highest standard.

>>28726320
You should not taint the one you look upon most fondly with impure feelings.

>>28726321
Oranguru has pondered many things, but this he has not. However, if you seek guidance in the way of Digimon, then you should seek Passimian. He has pondered the conundrum many times, and in truth thinks of it almost to the exclusion of everything else, save for coming up with ways to be more gay.

And now, Oranguru must retire before the sun climbs any higher in the sky. He thanks you for seeking his wisdom.

>>28726403
May we meet again, Oranguru.

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>>28726403
Great Oranguru, will you enlighten /vp/ forever?

>>28725123
Great one, will Lusamine be added to Cynthia's lesbian harem or will we witness a power struggle?

>>28726403
>You should not taint the one you look upon most fondly with impure feelings
but my intentions are out of pure admiration

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>>28726403
Gooday you all, oranguru has summoned me to ask ornate question such as digimon related things to you peasan-i mean people.

>>28726544
So, Passimian. Who are you most excited to have on your team? Which pokemon would you let "coach" you? Which pokemon do you like receiving from?

>>28726544
Will Daisuke ever find the Ulforceveedramon evolution line?

>>28726544
Did Takery and Hikari end up together like they should have?

>>28726568
>Takeru
>Not Daisuke
Worst ship you got there.

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>>28726578
I bet Digimon 02 was your first Digimon series

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>>28726554
Funny you should ask.
I like having big fighting types on my team like machoke,my favorite "coach" is either another passimian or a strong dragon.I like receiving it from my trainer after a long day.
>>28726559
Nope, he is not, anytime soon anyway.
>>28726568
I don't believe so, I might need to refresh my knowledge though.

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>>28725123

>oranguru_by_tom_preston.png
>tom preston

nigger what

>>28726138
>implying Silver didn't pick the crocodile

>>28725123
Why are 3, 5 and 7 gonna be the best generations?

>>28725123
Which gen is objectively the best?

>>28725123
My team has Charizard, Blaziken and Delphox. Do I have too many starters?

Oi, Passimian, why are Appmon so shit?

>>28725326
Humans are ???-type

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>>28727992
Cause none of them are athletic like me, mate.

>>28728498
No, that type is for unknown types for Pokemon eggs until they hatch to reveal their true type.

>>28725123
If psychics can bend metal spoons, why isn't Psychic super-effective against Steel? Shouldn't it be the same principle with twisting a spoon as with twisting a Klinklang?

>>28726544

Passimian, is it true that you and Oranguru once had a thing?

And could we have a thing?

Who's smarter, you or Alakazam?

>>28725123
Oranguru, would it be wise for me to heed the information of bird pokemon?

>>28728550
Fair enough.
Real digimon have ABS. Or tits. Or both.

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>>28728733
Nah if I tried to "get close" to oranguru, he'd just bore me with his wise talk or tellme my receiver ability will inevitably kill me.The guy is kinda creepy.
>Could we have a thing
I hope you don't mean lets share a dick as parasitic twins.
If relationship, no, let me just eat your ass right away.

>>28725133
Yaaas. Asking the important questions

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>>28728863
Tbh though, I feel like their whole getup is shit.
Like they shouldn't even have bothered to become a thing.Digimon ran out of ideas for a new gimic and that is what they came up with.They should have just stopped while they were making the second season of X-ros wars.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

>>28729055
ITT:Me no speaky english

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>>28728822
Not sure if oranguru is here but, in terms of conceptual brainpower like alakazam being able to calculate things very fast and perform accurately.Oranguru is smart in how he can tell fortunes and see far into the future.
Whatever you believe to be elements of superiority will decide.

>>28725123
Is your shiny gonna be orange or not you motherfucker

>>28725123
Are Chesnaught and Robingroot good friends?

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>>28725403
>Dobson litterally traced the pokemon refresh scene

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>>28729879
They get along juuuust fine if you know what I mean

Alright Oranguru, what are the titles of the next Pokemon games, after Sun and Moon?

>>28729139
>what is a meme

>>28728890
Oranguru told me you go gay for everybody you get close to

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>>28730767
That lying gorilla bastard, I ain't no whore man
(I only do it most the time)

>>28725123
are you actually harambe reincarnated as a pokemon?.

>>28725123
Who taught you how to type? Back in your pokeball

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>>28731717
Oranguru is momentarily dead so passimian will be your oh so wise guru of answers.Now,FUCK NO YOU STUPID FAGGOT REEEEEEEE
>>28732056
Oranguru is fucking kill

No seriously are you Harambe reincarnated?

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>>28733701
He was an idea way before harambe died.
Making a Pokemon doesn't happen over night you know, it takes months and months.
This game was probably in progress since mid XY season.

>>28731020
who are your favorite partners then?

>>28734092
M-Mudsdale and i-i-nfernape for reasons....
Sometimes a big strong machoke

>>28725123
Is Bravest Bird: The Meta going to be rip with the Lycanroc's introduction?

>>28734145
Read>>28733415
Only oranguru can answer such a question

>>28734123
Darmanitan?

>>28734473
I don't particularly like zen monkeys.
I prefer monkeys like simisage and other passimian.

Are mimikyu and jangmo-o passimian's henchmen?

>>28725140
Bish never. We're here 5ever honey.

>>28734550
But Darmanitan's regular form is 100% firey rape

>>28725219
it's not a fucking meme to call out furfags, it's a meme to be a fucking furfag. you're not intelligent at all, are you? their anatomy is fucking awful. stating this is not some sort of memetic. you're just fucking autistic and are arbitrarily defending terrible artists

>>28725123
>Oranguru has an ability that has never before seen in a Pokemon
But its abilities are Inner Focus and Telepathy

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>>28734620
All my henchmen have once hunched over for me~
Yeah,they are like extras for when my group is on the hunt with out melons.
>>28734643
A little too round for my taste, I like Pokemon with more built physiques
>>28734706
I didn't reply that to you, I said THICC, you salty anon.

>>28734734
Its referring to its capability to use human tools properly.

>>28729139
lurk more newfag. this meme is old as fuck and not knowing it is equivalent to having just started using the internet.

>>28734786
Well I've never seen it posted in the threads I've been in.
Calm down anon, you need some hugs?

>>28725680
The young one solving the crisis in about ten hours refers to people playing the game, moron

>>28726634
I bet you personally related to Takeru, you pussy.

>>28734891
I figured that out hours ago, friendo

>>28725123
Should I go to bed?
Or should I stay up and draw oranguru lewds

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>>28734996
We need best rugby player lewds,not astronomer orangutan lewds.

>>28735044
I didn't ask for a pleb's opinion

>>28735081
Its your choice anyway anon.

When will google lives matter end?

>>28735081
Oh so I'm a pleb because I like a Pokemon that you may not particularly like, mm?
I don't see what could be so "normie" about passimian.

>>28735215
I'm not calling you a normie I'm calling you a peasant, passimian is average furry character while guru could be a wonderful subject for some good fucked up fat-old-man-on-young-girl style lewds plus he has potential to be a meme

>>28734996
>>28735044
>We need best rugby player lewds,not astronomer orangutan lewds.
what if it's oranguru lewds with his over-eager, impatient, hotheaded once-student passimian, hmm?

>>28725123
Oranguru, is the love between Ash and Latias not the purest form of love?

>>28735317
Oh the old furbait excuse, we all have different opinions so whatever.
>>28735322
Sure if be okay with that, its just the thought of sexualizing a Pokemon meant for better things that triggered me.Im okay with either, since I have seen both doing lewd things simultaneously.

>>28735356
>>28726403 Oranguru is sleeping till tommorow.

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>>28725123
What is the meaning of life?

>>28725123
Can I play the Piano anymore?

>>28737501
Fuck off Carlos.